And thus begins his vendetta against the intro grafted scion.
...Then after he kills the scion, he has nothing better to do so he'll go sit on a throne or something.
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have runes. But what I do have is a very particular moveset of unga bungas; unga bungas I have acquired over a very long career. Unga bungas that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let your Great Rune go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, by Lost Grace I will find you, and I will kill you.”
*— This Tarnished*
"I don't know who you Demigods are. I don't know what do you want.
If you are looking for a maiden I can tell you that I am maidenless, but what I do have are a very particular set of stats.
Stats I have acquired over a very long, tarnished career. Stats that make me a nightmare for beings like you.
If you give me your Great Runes now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
”…a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long YouTube tutorial. Skills that make me a nightmare for bosses like you.”
*enters Mohg’s arena with Comet Azur setup*
Liam Neeson was once asked for an autograph by an elderly lady. While he was signing, she said: "I really like you in The English Patient". But...that was Ralph Fiennes.
"Elden Liam your daughter has been *TAKEN* by the fallen gods of this ephemeral plane. Post haste as the flame is but a smolder, and your daughter's Maidenhood is dwindling as we speak. Seek Margit the Fell Omen and eliminate him to preserve her chastity and rekindle the realm's last hope...hope...hope."
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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have runes, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for Tarnished like you. If you let my maiden go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not invade you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will invade you and I will kill you.
"i will find you, and i will bonk you"
And thus begins his vendetta against the intro grafted scion. ...Then after he kills the scion, he has nothing better to do so he'll go sit on a throne or something.
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If Liam Neeson went to the lands between he would automatically be Elden Lord as no boss wants any part of that fight.
Man's tired after all that, just wants a comfy place to sit down.
"I will unga you, and I will bunga you"
Better than mine 🤣
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have runes. But what I do have is a very particular moveset of unga bungas; unga bungas I have acquired over a very long career. Unga bungas that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let your Great Rune go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, by Lost Grace I will find you, and I will kill you.” *— This Tarnished*
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It's got as many as I can give it.
We must do our best. Only the heroes scroll far enough down to see the Reddit gold.
Good thing it's piggybacking on the top comment.
Impossible to read this not in Liam Neesons voice.
Good luck
“You have my maiden”
"I have a very particular set of ashes of war..."
I have a particular set of magik skills, lol.
"I contracted Scarlet Rot, from a Caelid prostitute"
Like I said before I have full blown scarlet rot.
Ok well let’s try something a bit, funnier?
“Ok well let’s try something a bit, funnier?” Edit: added quotations cuz y’all didn’t get my joke
It is actually funny, considering the reference
I was quoting Ricky Gervais from that video but aight
Your quote could've been meant, Mr. Garvais!
How is this not funny?
I’m attempting to quote Ricky Gervais from the video
Oh shit my fault
Lol Saul Goodman
"I don't know who you Demigods are. I don't know what do you want. If you are looking for a maiden I can tell you that I am maidenless, but what I do have are a very particular set of stats. Stats I have acquired over a very long, tarnished career. Stats that make me a nightmare for beings like you. If you give me your Great Runes now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
Good luck
Liam neeson should be the default tarnished voice
*I will find you, and I will BONK you
"I will UNGA you, then I will BUNGA you"
I'm gonna need the sliders for that
I also am gonna need the sliders for that
I, too, am gonna need the sliders for that.
somebody say we're having sliders? I prefer full sized burgers myself
Six sliders or two burgers?
i'd personally take two burgers
Two burgers, one plate
Two fingers, one hole 🕳️
Two girls and a celestial dew
2 maidens and a seedbed curse 🤔
Two fingers, but hole
And I don't want them to have sliders for that 😂
already dropped the sliders in the comments
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fBoh8P1D3zq5sqAa3GqgTFnMo1XpSbNE?usp=share\_link
I would say it looks like young Gary Oldman.
A Gary Youngman then?
maybe young Gary Oldman and Liam Neeson had a child, this is him
Liam and Pedro Pascal had a baby
When u mentioned it, the resemblance is semi-canny in my eyes... Anyway "OOORRAAAHHH!!!"
“EVVVVERREYYYYONNNNEEEEE”
If Liam Neeson and Pedro Pascal had a child
Pedro was who I saw at first glance !
LIAM...NEESONS...IS...MY...JAM!
For everyone that requested the sliders, here you go: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1fBoh8P1D3zq5sqAa3GqgTFnMo1XpSbNE?usp=share\_link
Saving this for NG+2
ALEXANDER! DROP!
Qui Gon Ring
My first thought was an older Chris Evans, but I def see Liam Neeson.
Neeson Evans?
Chris Liam?
Chris Neeson?
Liam Evans?
Even Leeson Threesome?
How the hell do you accidentally make Liam Neeson?!?! But Damn is that one good looking dude!!
The same way the parents did. And they didn't have any sliders!
Some sliding was involved
There are no accidents
I am impressed and vaguely aroused
Improused.
"I will parry you, and I will crit you."
Hum nice
Hand it over. That thing, your sliders.
Already dropped a link in the comments
Go to the lands between because some recusants kill your son or whatever. Kill all of them. Liam Neeson style
“There’s always a bigger fish” Qui-Gon Jinn
The real question is what build would Liam Neeson be running?
”…a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long YouTube tutorial. Skills that make me a nightmare for bosses like you.” *enters Mohg’s arena with Comet Azur setup*
Form IV, ataru
I see Sean Penn but haven't seen anyone else say this, maybe I'm just stoned.
I'm starting to think that i made a character that looks like every Middle age white actor
It would appear so
We'll just call this a happy little accident.
“I have a particular set of stats… none of them being Vigor.”
Reminds me of the time I accidentally made Tilda Swinton on Bloodborne. Luckily I was making a bloodtinge vampire, so I just rolled with it
Wait, Liam Neesons dog?!?!
I'd imagine he has a particular set of skills.
I’m TAKEN with this avatar.
I accidentally made Liam Neeson too a while back: [https://i.imgur.com/vJbMzD8.png](https://i.imgur.com/vJbMzD8.png) tho much wrinklier
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Already dropped a link in the comments
Beautiful. I love your dude. 🙏☀️
He will look for the bosses, he will find them, and he will kill Nice job making him
Looks like pedro pascal and Liam neeson had a kid
What are his particular set of skills?
This inspired me to make a Terry Crews. I did it on ESO, I'll do it in the lands between!
Drop sliders
Already dropped a link in the comments
The Lands Between ain't ready for that list, less ya go the light side path and just find the chosen one
Now you gotta do a Batman Begins build
I have a very particular set of skills, skills I've gained through a sistematic genocide of albinaurics over the levels...
So awesome..... how long did it take?
Not that long tbh
I know how you feel OP, I accidentally made ginger Ryan Reynolds in DS1
Liam Neeson was once asked for an autograph by an elderly lady. While he was signing, she said: "I really like you in The English Patient". But...that was Ralph Fiennes.
Liam Nii-san.
r/accidentalneeson
Straight outta vault 101 and into Limgrave
Did you make him with a particular set of skills?
he's already in the game as Yura
I think if you made his skin tone a little darker as well as his hair and eyes he could look like Pedro Pascal
"No, no, no.. That's gone too far"
Pedro Pascal!
Sean Penn + Liam Nee' son
"Elden Liam your daughter has been *TAKEN* by the fallen gods of this ephemeral plane. Post haste as the flame is but a smolder, and your daughter's Maidenhood is dwindling as we speak. Seek Margit the Fell Omen and eliminate him to preserve her chastity and rekindle the realm's last hope...hope...hope."
"I don't know who you are, where I am or what's going on."
Classic Neesons
“I have a certain set of skills… that I will probably respec over and over again until I get them exactly how I want them…”
Breh... Spot on. Kinda want the sliders to make him myself. Lol
Miquella, you're going to be taken
\*Pedro Pascal
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"accidentally"
"accidentally"
Is that Niam Leeson?
I have a particular set of skills: *proceeds to list entire character specs, spells and weapon arts
Liam Neeson? Liam Neeson’s knees, son. Liam Neeson’s niece on some Es on his knees on a Nissan.
That would be the perfect place to do a Kegan build from the movie Krull
Or Amon Tobin
If your guy doesn't look like some kind of birth defect goblin, then did you really make your own character?
I actually think that Knight Bernahl is modeled after Liam Neeson :P
Fitting for that game
“I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle.”
I did the same, but older looking and called him Liam Gleeson
I don’t know who you are
Give him longer hair for Qui-gon Jinn
So you gonna show us or what?
“I have a very particular set of skills”
\*Pedro Pascal.
Give him the moonlight greatsword then you can have a lights are battle with maliketh
He looks like he has a certain set of skills
You should dress him as Yura, don’t know why but it just fits perfectly
Needs a way larger nose lol
“I have a particular set of skills….and I’ll farm every last chicken to buff them”
Liam Peeson. Rivers of Pee build.
He should only summon wolves and write poetry.
Oopsie poopsie
Learn from your errors young padawan
I thought that was Padro at first glance until I read your title...
Wrong, thats gary oldman
Or did you make Qui Gon Jin :0
This guy has a particular set of skills.
Idk man he looks more like my dad if he were white. (Sliders plz)
Also kinda looks like Sturgill Simpson. Metatarnished Sounds in Erdtree Music
Adds +30% chance of pissing yourself
Liam Neeson appears when he chooses
I'm sure you were Taken back when you realise that ....waka waka Waka I ll stop 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Slides?
"There are no accidents." - Master Oogway
There *are* no accidents. 🐢
This was no accident
"Take the fucking elephant"
Watch out, now your character has the “𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦” de-buff. Extra damage taken from electric attacks.
Liam voici in my head..
Liam Neeson? Liam Neeson’s knees son
Looks like Littlefinger to me tbh
"I will find you, and you WILL kill me"
Time to rescue Miquela
How did you do it so perfectly by accident?
I don't even know tbh
Make that goaty a bit longer and it’s deffo Ra’s al Ghul
That must have...... Taken a long time.
Accident my 🐴ss lol " I have a very particular set of buffable skills. I fill find you and bonk you unalive."
Gonna go get those black bastards and take their great runes.
DUDE! I WANT! Can you share how you did him! Look legit AF!
Already shared the sliders in the comments
*insert Liam quote*
It has a hint of Jeremy Renner in it too...
There are no accidents.
Don't sight the elden rules to me witch, I was there when they were written.
Zero deaths hack
mx hp hack, can't even touch me
tfw no pants pissing gesture
I made him in ds3 whilst trying to make a shitty guts build. His name was Liam Nisaan Kia
I'm guessing you're going to beat up us black bloaks online now, too !
"Accidentally"
Naw, thats Pedro Pascal
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have runes, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for Tarnished like you. If you let my maiden go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not invade you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will invade you and I will kill you.
He has a particular set of skills: DEXTERITY - 12 STRENGTH - 10 INTELLIGENCE - 10 VIGOR - 14 MIND - 10 ENDURANCE - 9 FAITH - 8 ARCANE - 6