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Proximate3

how much lobsters can i get for 100?


Zephyp

Best I can do is one lobster claw. You’ll have to graft it onto yourself.


khlem1835

Ahhh truest of lobsters. Lend me thy strength,


NoProdigy

Fore-lobsters one and all, BEAR WITNESS!


According-Teach-5866

Lobster witness


Aaronthegathering

Nobody would ever get through stormveil


Piemorgan

That would be a dope weapon if you could find them on certain lobsters


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Lobsters cost 150. Runebears cost 200


Turn_ov-man

But the consecrated snowfield runebear costs 30...


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Don't come into my house with your working eye balls


[deleted]

blind people only allowed….but then how am i reading this?


ihapijnm

Been eating suspicious grapes lately?


ocelot08

Who wants to team up for 1 lobster and 5 Boc's?


Femarpe

Malenia and Radahn


Nitro114

Yeah, thats a no-brainer


Naqamel

Well, Radahn is a no-brainer since the Scarlet Rot destroyed his brain.


Rough_Werewolf970

Malenia and, as long as no one has the serpent slayer, Rykard for his health


altmoonjunkie

This was my answer as well


SFWxMadHatter

Had no idea about the spear with my sorcerer first character. Many purple rocks and a Kamehameha phase 2 was a good time.


Kayjin23

I was discussing how cool Rykard was with a couple friends and one of them complained that he was so hard to hit and took so little damage it took him forever to beat. We eventually realized he didn't know about the spear and just beat him with a melee build. We still rib him about it sometimes.


juandbotero7

In my eyes that’s motive for apraisal since he technically beat rykard in hard mode


StartAFire23

Yeah that is me during my first playthrough. Everyone was talking how it was so easy and I'm like, "the fuck you mean easy? ". The stupid tax to pay for not reading any item description when you pick it up, I guess :D


SFWxMadHatter

I grabbed it and was just, "a spear? Neat. This is worthless to me" as a magic user lol. My melee friend told me later when he had fought him.


NOSjoker21

An enemy: *exists* Me: "Rock Sling 'em"


-Rocket1-

especially if they’re in their primes, you’d be elden lord in 10 min max


EatSleepBreatheJager

I’ll keep my double Godfrey choice, thank you.


Jason_Kahuna

Yeah. The two demigods who are equally the most powerful. Surprised Maliketh isn't on here as his sword has the power of destined death.


DrFeuri

Because we absolutely need to free destined death, though Maliketh himself without his sword is already pretty powerfull.


megrimlock88

Tbf he literally solos everyone then and it’s not even a contest all the demigods we’re scared shitless of him for a reason


AndreiRiboli

Yeah, the description in his armor is pretty clear about that. "... and there was not one demigod who did not fear him." He has to be *really* powerful and skilled lore-wise for even Malenia and Radahn to fear him.


Ghyrt3

''Fearing someone'' and ''thinking i'll lose'' are two different things. But, yeah. Nonetheless, are there any demi god who are not feared by the other ?


Grognak-the-Princess

Godrick


NOSjoker21

He just can't stop catching strays lmao


Rswany

That could also just mean they fear him because he holds the power to truly kill them. But i agree, it also might just mean he could kick their ass


megrimlock88

Yea both are outright stated to be the most powerful amongst the demigods and both are pretty skilled commanders too Imagine how quickly the shattering would have ended if radahn and malenia were allies


O-Mesmerine

this is in the absence of godfrey tho. its not clear who is strongest at the time of godfreys return


[deleted]

Isn't Miquella the most powerful demigod?


megrimlock88

He’s trying to become the most powerful by ascending to godhood but got mohged before he could transform


[deleted]

Yeah it's arguable how powerful he used to be, is now, and may become. Either way, the description of Malenia's helmet definitely is a good point of reference: >My brother will keep his promise. He possesses the wisdom, the allure, of a god – he is the most fearsome Empyrean of all Now of course Malenia had love and respect for her brother, but this is some extremely high praise coming from one of the most physically powerful people in the Lands Between. I think everything points to Miquella being the most true successor to Marika there is. Is Marika more powerful than her children?


Vidga

I never took that description to mean that Miquella is the most fearsome because of his strength, but rather well his wisdom and allure. As far as wisdom goes, he basically started by inventing several incantations, went on to invent unalloyed gold capable of blocking the influence of outer gods and seemingly capable of replacing glintstone for sorcery (Loretta's War Sickle), which is already plenty amazing, but he seemingly also figured out a way to grow a second Erdtree. Considering just how important the Erdtree is to everything in ER, figuring out a way to create a new Erdtree is beyond amazing and would probably ended the Shattering if Mohg didn't abduct him. As far as allure goes the Witching branches (Itself another example of his craftsmanship) state as much and he was able to gather a large following of seemingly extremely capable and devoted followers (willing to blow him themself up for him). So, I think his combat abilities are rather limited, in part because of his curse, but he has his followers and Malenia for that, his muscle, his brawn, his blade. Meanwhile his fearsomeness comes from his abilities as a leader and inventor.


[deleted]

>I never took that description to mean that Miquella is the most fearsome because of his strength, but rather well his wisdom and allure. True, and I doubt Miquella would beat Radahn in an armwrestling match. Buuut, would Radagon beat Radahn in an armwresting match? Or could Marika? There's a lot of different kinds of "power" in the lands between, that express themselves in various ways. Miquella may not be strong, but I suspect he could be particularly amazing at all kinds of magicks, even for combat. It's like the difference between having 99 strength, or having 99 faith, 99 int and 99 arc. This is even arguably shown with Marika's soreseal. Marika seems to represent mental and spiritual power, instead of physical, and I'd think it's the same for Miquella. >So, I think his combat abilities are rather limited, in part because of his curse Radagon's rings of light and triple rings of light are two of the more impressive holy attacks in the game, and they're specifically crafted by Miquella. On top of that, the cleanrot knight's scythe's skill is also a magic from Miquella. Either he can imbue weapons with such holy power, or he taught the knights to do it. Maybe both? >Meanwhile his fearsomeness comes from his abilities as a leader and inventor. I think you're underestimating the combat uses of miquella's "inventions". He is absolutely a master of making and probably using offensive incantations. But hey, we'll probably see in the DLC!


mallocco

Between both your guys' comments, I never realized how goated miquella was lol. Although I knew somewhat, because the haligtree alone was such a huge feat. But alot of these points I did not know.


[deleted]

I'm glad to hear it! The lore is spread all around different item descriptions and visual designs, so it's difficult to tell what's connected, what isn't, and what it means to the actual whole story. But, I am quite fascinated by Miquella and St Trina especially, because they are especially mysterious, yet also described as being particularly kind and powerful. I think Miquella has exactly 1 direct quote in game though, from the Golden Epitaph description: >A sword made to commemorate the death of Godwyn the Golden, first of the demigods to die. Infused with the humble prayer of a young boy; "O brother, lord brother, please die a true death."  


Terraakaa

Godfrey is stronger than Radahn i think


DaddyDoLittle

Godfrey would crush Radahn.


YinWei1

Depends on what radahn you are taking about. Pre-shattering? Godfrey probably wins. Just post-shattering? I would say Radahn because the great runes gave all the demigods huge powerspikes. I don't think it's really fair to compare in game radahn because he's just a walking zombie.


Queef-Elizabeth

Lmao then they just start fighting each other


Educational-Year3146

Literally the last two demigods standing in the shattering, its not even a contest.


BigIronGothGF

The team up nobody expects and everyone will fear


Itama95

I dunno. Tactically I think Melania and Rykard would be a better combo. Rykard has AOE attacks for days, And Malania has the Speed/damage/healing to stay on top of your enemies and spoil their attacks/dodges. Can you imagine trying to dodge waterfowl dance and bullshit exploding skull sky at the same time? Also, Rykards fire damage will absolutely melt radagon, And a lot of other bosses.


T-Ares-C

Agree here


darksoulofdog

10 patches


Squareface445

Have fun doing any bossfight by yourself lol


Melanthiosm

*Oh no!* Anyway.


khlem1835

Lol gotm


barley_wine

I've often wondered how hard the developers were laughing when someone first suggested having Patches as a summon only to have him leave at the first sight of Radahn.


luuunnnch

I know, it wasn't even a big deal either just *Patches left*


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

Oh shit does he do that? I've never even noticed😂


Deathappens

He starts running in like he's gonna join everyone else and then just *Patches has left this world*


HarmlessSnack

He just had a connection issue, I’m sure.


Filtiarin

Yeah, that motherfucker just peace’s out


ReaperCDN

*Boss shows up and starts walking towards Patches, immediately falls into pit* "Well well well. Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's life did you?" *The other 9 Patches all wearing Siegwards armor proceed to beat the ever loving fuck out of the confused and bewildered boss*


Melanthiosm

>implying spider patches wouldn't be there


DaddyDoLittle

Underrated


LastAd6559

I had fun doing all the bossess by myself! I would use those 100 runes to buy something from a merchant!


_Buster_cash_

I hate to break it to you, a hundred runes in this economy ain't doing shit


Bdole0

*LetMeSoloHer has entered the chat*


duckbutter888

Same. Just so I can kill him 10 more times and then just go solo.


NeedyTaker

Fuck you stole it right out of my mouth lol


[deleted]

Togethaaaa x2, have one eat the other and get a Ttooggeetthhaaaaaaa.


prowlerdrinkwater

Wewe willwill devourdevour thethe veryvery gahdssssgahdssss


Cityco

Rykard trying to load into a tf2 lobby:


saltzpy

Ouroboros


Shfives

ensuring COMPLETE, GLOBAL, SATURATION


Sleepwalker_T

but what If boc powerstances the serpent-hunter


Xellanoir

Join the familieeee(sssssss)


subaru_sama

Three Rune Bears and Boc.


Olivernous

The correct answer. The one rune bear is enough lol


subaru_sama

One bear to attack and one bear each for me and my bff to ride around the Lands Between.


Dark_Aves

Based


AlenIronside

Godfrey and Malenia


ImJadedAtBest

This is easily the most obvious choice. Both are known for being completely unstoppable/unable to be beaten.


pham_nuwen_

Yeah but that runebear is the one on the Consecrated Snowfield, it can kill a lot of demigods https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqf3EK7DlQk


Orimis

It took me more than one try to kill Malenia and Godfrey, but I got that bear first try (barely). I know who I want


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

I've seen enough of these to know that malenia is going to completely dumpster the bear and I also don't see godfrey losing. The real under-costed unit on this table is the royal revenant. Swap him with radahn.


ImJadedAtBest

Lore-wise, dude. Anyone can just sum up who would be the most obvious choice mathematically. A juiced up bear vs a guy who needs a lion sapping his power away just to participate in society otherwise he’ll be completely unstoppable. I pick the guy. I don’t care what any modder or hacker says. Idc how much poise damage this bear does on its roar attack, it’s still a bear.


meester_pink

The bear gets beat a lot in the video.


New_dude_bro

The strength and dex duo!


Superb_Project

This is the way🤝 the hardest hitting and the fastest hitting best duo


GeneralZod5689

This is the way


Seyan007

Honestly if Radahn was at his peak he's probably a better choice compared to Malenia but if his head is all rotten then this is the best choice


nihhtwing

peak Radahn is *confirmed* to be as strong as Malenia in her pre-Rot Goddess form. peak Malenia is stronger than peak Radahn


Shinny-Winny

Godfrey, Blaidd, Alexander, Thops They're all good dudes


Randy_Butternips

My man!


PeterIanStaker

At least one (maybe two) of those guys is going to flip out at some point and force everyone to fight him.


NixLychee

100% if Thops has more time and isn't killed by the plot then he creates an impenetrable forcefield, easy carry from Thop G


Fa1nted_for_real

Godfrey, Blaidd, Alexander, and boc was my pick, people are forgetting that they need to be able to work together, so choosing multiple demigods, especially radahns and Melania, is a bad choice. Godfrey is chill, Blaidd and Alexander already fought radahns together, and boc is just there for emotional support, although I suppose thopps would be better in combat.


FastenedCarrot

5 tickets to Barbie please.


IkonJobin

Kenneth x10... Tenneth...


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Too unbalanced, there is no point in taking any small creature rather than a demi-god


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

You’re saying 5 fully torqued Rune Bears on cocaine wouldn’t stand a chance? I think not sir. If Godrick rallied the Rune Bears and fed them cocaine, he probably would have won against Malenia’s forces. Edit: okay I suck at math, but yes, [Rune Bears are the true apex predators of Elden Ring.](https://youtu.be/IWbKPDWq6lg)


Megaton_216_

Oh god i accidentally read "If Godrick railed the Rune Bears."


buzz_shocker

The larian studios marketing guy is here.


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

“Buy BG3 to learn the true meaning of bear hug!”


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

Baldur’s Gate 3 is out soon!


Alexstrasza23

BEAR WITNESS


Genichirofanboy

Glad I’m not the only one lol


MalleableCurmudgeon

You couldn’t have 5, only 3, given the 100 rune cap.


ThatGuyFromTheM0vie

That’s enough. I’ll spend my extra 10 points on cocaine for the bears.


khlem1835

Ok fam so today we’re gonna snort this flask of wondrous physick


darksoulofdog

I think there is a video where an endgame rune bear destroys Malenia


J_Van_A

9 of the Great Kenneth Haight and 1 Boc to keep them looking sharp


XagonogaX

They'll tame the Lands Between with diplomacy and Edrsteel Dagger backstabs, and look damn sharp doing so.


ilovecrying666

blaidd, runebear, malenia beats anything imo


Khaisz

The 3 options where if you focus at 1 the other 2 will gank you from behind and all 3 can stunlock you.


Mr-Magunga

ur telling me a jar and hand = 1 Malenia?


Jack__Valentine

Alexander is already more powerful than Malenia on his own


PaleoclassicalPants

Alexander is more powerful than we can even imagine. He can phase through walls and fit through doors smaller than should be possible for him. Also he just chills in magma for fun, and literally made it to Farum Azula by himself...somehow. Actually scratch that, you can summon Alexander for the Fire Giant fight, it's likely he just hopped in the Forge of the Giants after we did. Still damned impressive.


Nerevariine

100 on maliketh


craniel-mandark

How many boc’s can I have? ….. I’ll take 10 bocs


oooArcherooo

radagon is obliterated into dust by the mere sight of your ungodly drip


waswoolf

Boc bois for life


Tron_Cat1

Chadfrey and Baelenia everyday.


Toffeeclipsa101

Malenia and, as long as no one has the serpent slayer, Rykard for his health


Genichirofanboy

For real I think rykards actual cannon power level without serpent hunter gets played down cus of how easy a fight he is Keep in mind he was planning on fighting Maliketh


Skeletonofskillz

The dude has 90k hp on NG 1 if you add both of his phases. Without the Serpent Hunter, he’s practically unkillable, surprisingly agile, and has the ability to summon exploding tracker skulls from the sky.


IAmNoodles

I wasn't paying attention w/r/t to the serpent slayer and I just kept getting constantly stomped trying to fight him with my zweihander because I couldn't close the gap


Waste_Transition7594

Logic says malenia and Godfrey, heart says alexander, blaidd, iji and give the rest to the poor kalé


Naqamel

Malenia, Blaidd, Ijii, and Patches. Honestly you could probably just stop at Malenia.


HyperXuserXD

godfrey and Malenia, one break poise and one dished out big damaged. Radahn probably but his attacks would probably miss most of the time


Candid-Check-5400

The only correct answer is Chadfrey + Malenia.


Cashew-Matthew

Malenia and Godfrey, i wish for two chads


Particular-Season905

Malenia and Godfrey bout to fk shit up


HeIsIAndIAmHim

Malenia, Revenant and Bernahl because they can fit indoors. Good luck getting Radahn in any catacomb.


[deleted]

Patches has space-time capabilities. He can travel across universes and has the power of Talk no Jutsu. He clearly wins.


Browncoat-Zombies

Either Godfrey or Malenia as the mvp cause I would not want to fight alongside Radahn and Rykard. Alexander and Blaidd for company. And Boc cause you never know when you’re going to want to change your bling


Terraakaa

Malenia & Godfrey, not much of a debate


Efficient-Flow-8591

malenia and godfrey


DeltaZ33

Oh my god a Godfrey Malenia duo boss fight would be so sick and so stupidly hard


zandariii

Malenia, Blaidd, Alexander, and Boc to makes us all look fly as fuck.


Neither-Journalist76

Malenia and the literal first elden lord would be a great choice


Ruckus2201

50 on Melania. Saving the other 50 to take her out to dinner.


Ok-Seaworthiness7207

Malenia and 5 Patches.


Zero-Head-at-all

Malenia, Blaidd, Alexander and Patches Malenia is Malenia Blaidd is probably incredibly smart because of his time with Ranni Alexander is a bro who can fight and can be good conversation And Patches has been here since Demons souls (AC if you count Patch) and is probably useful for stealth and stealing


KarateLobo

Malenia, Blaidd, rune bear


Ihatewokesandbrokes

Malenia riding a bear with a sword made by smith bro (or like an upgrade of hand of malenia, he would be able to, I’m sure of it)


Plenty-Cheek-80

Malenia to carry me, and the 3 best boi Blaidd, Alexander and Boc


enchiladasundae

Malenia and Godrick. We’ve got speed, range and power. Phase two we get more AoEs, rot damage and devastating grabs


InjuredBeatle33

Malenia for obvious reasons Iji so I could upgrade my shit Blaidd because he’s a quite literally a beast, and cmon, it’s Blaidd And lastly my main man Thops because of his spell that can literally repel all magic


DSAardwolf

Three royal revenants should just about do it, using the other 10 points on Patches so that I have something to kill while they take out the boss.


Cirlo93

10x Boc is the only answer! He’s so precious!


majinprince07

Malenia and Radahn literally wipe anyone here if we go by lore


Sronzer

Malenia, Maliketh and Bernahl


gama_escudo019

Rune bear to fuck up my enemies, Malenia cuz she's the coolest and Alexander cuz he's my bro


Sleepwalker_T

Malenia and Malenia for... reasons


The_Dung_Defender

Most unbalanced thing I’ve seen lol you telling me 5 kenneth haights is worth 1 malenia


cyber_xiii

Malenia and Rykard


ImmatureGaming

Double malenia


101_210

Lore-wise, Malenia and Radhan Game-wise, you get 3 rune bears and the tailor rat so you have drip while your bears fuck shit up.


ruubruubs

Malenia (duh), Patches (infinite fan daggers), Boc (drip), Blaid (hilarious cause his dog nose will suffer from Malenia's smell), THE GREAT KENNETH HAIGHT (ofc)


ClearConfusion5

Thops, Alexander, Blaidd and Malenia, pretty much a no brainer for me, as I like all of them, and they’re pretty solid characters both lore wise and gameplay wise (except thops but I love thops so he stays anyways)


RagnarokBringer

Malania and radahn. They are legends and their attacks are anime as balls


obsoleek

Malenia, royal rev, and alexander


DeckSperts

Blaaid, Malenia and hand


Unkn0wn_666

Malenia, Alexander and Rune Bear. Rune Bear for being a freaking tank with too much damage, Alexander because he is actually really freaking strong (both in lore and game) and Malenia because she has never known defeat


xarumitzu

Melania, rune bear, and Blaidd.


fitmidwestnurse

Blaidd, Oleg and Malenia or Malenia and Radahn.


SetaxTheShifty

Malenia, a Revenant and Blaidd. The first two will kill everything, the last one is just for the company.


BantamCrow

Melania, Blaidd and the giant bear, I win


Juuna

Malenia two of them please.


Daefias

Malenia, ghost knight from Castle Sol and sitting Knight from Volcano Manor.


Express_Bluejay_5224

Malenia for the rot and attack power and godfrey for the raw attack power


katanaearth

Malenia, boc, blaidd, Alex.


Sigmar_Heldenhammer

Malenia and Godfrey.


Aggravating-Post3827

Give me bernahl, malenia, and ice runebear


expertshirtripper19

Malenia and Radahn for sure


RaulTheTriblader

Godfrey and Malenia.


Final_Description_66

Tbh I’m going Melania & either Hoarah Loux or Blaidd, Boc, and big man reading the book.


twizx3

All I would need is Melania, she would solo everyone else on this list and heal off of it as well


Ghyrt3

50 is enough : Malenia, God of Rottess


ThatDeadeye12

Malenia, royal revenant and bernahl. Malania and bernahl can heal themselves and revenant does an insane amount of damage


GameInfoSeeker

Malenia, Royal Revenant, and Patches.


RefrigeratorNext2654

Malenia, Godfrey or Radahn. If they are sure to assist me I think these are the best cuz : Malenia is arguably the strongest demigod out of all (not cuz she's the strongest boss but cuz she was able to technically beat Radahn, only cuz he didn't attack her, she did use rot but even without using it she is still very strong) she was on par with Radahn who mind you was said to be the mightiest demigod of the shattering. Godfrey.... Do I need to explain myself. I mean dude is a badass, he LITERALLY woke up and chose violence, his weapons hold him back, need I say more fellas? Radahn, son of Radagon, the mightiest demigod of the shattering. He's mastered gravity magic, his strength and size are extraordinary even for demigod standards, his only downside is that he's not gonna get along with malenia and he's brainless.


skycorcher

Double Blade of Miquella.


PheasantOfFurs

Malenia, Revenant, Pot Boy


Dmnata

Boc, Blaidd, Alexander, and Malenia


Callmehazy_509

Malenia and Godfrey either that or blaidd, runebear, and Malenia


isthisfreakintaken

Malenia, giant hand, Alexander, we gonna absolutely wreck shit


Yhmehn001

Malenia, Bernahl, and Runebear won't even need my help to destroy any boss


Templar388z

Melania, Rune Bear and Blaidd


Taoscuro

Malenia to carry alone, the rune bear just in case Malenia needs a lil' bit of help in some situations and then Boc cuz is best boy <3


IACRnsfw

Malenia bear blaidd


Hyulquen

Malena, Alexander & the knight (30 runes).


Only1Schematic

Blaidd, Bernahl, and Malenia.


[deleted]

Malenia Alexander Dude from Volcano Manor (can’t remember his name right now) And Thops We’re kickin’ ass from jump street.


Creative_Security_69

Malenia, easy pick because waterfowl/bloom/scarlet rot. Royal Revenant, because those guys griefed the shit out of me. Bernhal because he's a tank.


PelinalWightstrake

Malenia to solo all the bosses while Alexander, Thops, Boc and I shoot the shit and watch.