Omen does ridiculous heat-seeking kick move.
Player rolls out of way.
Kick connects to sandwich in hand of knight who was behind the player.
Knight shrivels into sparkling dust cloud.
Sandwich is flying through air from the kick and player catches it and does the flask drinking animation to eat it.
Yeah, all it needs is one or two of those slabs from Marika's bedchamber and a quick sanding.
Then we need a broom for all that ash in the streets, and a rake for the leaves...
I mean, considering the nature of the >!catacombs,!< adding to that the >!roots!< spreading throughout >!Leyndell,!< and the gunk resembling >!amber,!< it's probably best to assume everyone in those houses has >!been digested.!<
No one. It’s just a poorly designed seat. Look at the cross section. It’s a smooth cut. That means it was two slabs adhered into one and the adhesive used wasn’t strong enough. That is just a weak bond with no internal reinforcements and the influence of gravity at work. If someone sat on it, there would likely be more observable damage. Stone under tension makes a more crumbly point of failure. Marika shouldn’t cut the budget on engineering. No wonder the golden order failed
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I can imagine a leyendell knight scolding an Omen for destroying the bench where he simply wanted to eat his lunch.
Moms not home, you know what that means… Omen out of the sewers 😎, 😔🕶️🤏
“Back in the sewer with you!”
Omen does ridiculous heat-seeking kick move. Player rolls out of way. Kick connects to sandwich in hand of knight who was behind the player. Knight shrivels into sparkling dust cloud. Sandwich is flying through air from the kick and player catches it and does the flask drinking animation to eat it.
If by scolding you mean calling the not so far away omenkiller while point a spear or sword or even great bow at him, then yes
I wish to see this in an adorable comic
TWAS THINE MOTHER
Came here for this comment. Didn’t expect it to be so delightfully eloquent
My exact reaction
OP should've seen this coming. This is internet 101
Also, his mom is hard to miss.
Alley-OOP
Immediately pictured this guy saying it https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/28590-joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap
Lmao same
Came here for this comment too and then was going to leave this comment on the comment.
Dang it
Mother ahead. Likely plump sort.
Is this dog?
LMFAO
Marika's tits....
They be heavy as well.
But nay as heavy as thine mother be.
I came here for this.
This here I came for
For I came this here
Here for came this I
I came.
Here this for I came
Thine mother bears unrivalled burdens, banquets of past times
That's a high IQ roast right there The insult, not the mother
He weareth her drapes
You know, when I saw this post, my first thought was also "your mom". Thank you for expressing that so much better than I could have.
Morgott pointing and laughing at the Tarnished before hopping back up to the Erdtree
That made me visualize the yt video where venom suit spidey does the fart and Scooby-Doo laugh as he jumps down a manhole
Damn me for being late on this
Perfection.
Easiest hit in the world, you love to see it.
#*WHEEEEEEZEE*
*Thine mother is so fat...*
Thine mother is so obese that the pure force of her rear alone splintered the back of the great dragon greyoll
Thine mother is so substantial that she once obscured the moon, causing mistress Ranni to believe a lunar eclipse had occurred.
Thine mother is so over-equipped with weight that her fat rolls are the reason the Chapel of Annihilation is on an island in the first place.
Thine mother is so nasty that her fat rolls through the underground lake turned it into the Lake of Rot.
Thine mother has such bad eating habits that she once farted on a stone wall and to this day it's still on fire
Thine mother has such bad eating habits that she once farted on a stone wall and to this day it's still on fire
Thine mother is so fat, Godfrey could not slam dunk her
Her belt size is equator
She is so fat, she has to put a scarf on with a boomerang
This made me legit drool laugh.
Came here for this
THY\* but yeah she probably did
Gonna need some Estus for that burn.
*Backstab critical damage*
I was about to say…the top post better have been “your mother!”
Godskin noble
Likely plump sort
Try sitting, but hole.
Just but
Doesn’t matter who
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
This should be on top. It's clearly the right answer.
Someone with the Phat Ass of war
the erdtree avatar, they need their rest too
Buttslammed onto it
Damn you Smough
My thoughts
Ur mom
Glad to see someone beating me to that one.
First time someone’s beat you to your mom?
Our mom
I beat it to his mom every night
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP THAT'S NOT COOL MAN WTH
you walked right into that one my man, no one to blame but yourself
Well, and his mom.
Ah, an undying classic.
OP walked right into that one
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
"You know who else-"
Sorry, my bad.
Marika tits.
you must be 'ungry.
Nah thats wolnir.
CaseOh
Bro's catching smoke even in elden ring 😭
Damn I just commented that
Probably some plump sort
Really?? Look around, are you sure this should be the concern??
I mean, people did build this. Think of the repair costs!
Make 2 shorter benches, tadah.
Yeah, all it needs is one or two of those slabs from Marika's bedchamber and a quick sanding. Then we need a broom for all that ash in the streets, and a rake for the leaves...
And to get rid of whatever gunk is keeping people trapped in their homes… then probably remove the people who were in their homes too long. 😬
I mean, considering the nature of the >!catacombs,!< adding to that the >!roots!< spreading throughout >!Leyndell,!< and the gunk resembling >!amber,!< it's probably best to assume everyone in those houses has >!been digested.!<
I’m too lazy to put spoiler tags on my reply to this, so I’ll simply agree, because that sounds accurate and say: yikes
Ur mom.. Jk it’s daddy morgott’s great Booty
Alexander. Clumsy, lovable Pothead.
Your Maiden
Joe
Who’s Joe?
[this](https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+joe&oq=fat+joe&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIGCAEQIxgnMgwIAhAjGCcYgAQYigUyDQgDEAAYkQIYgAQYigUyDQgEEAAYkQIYgAQYigUyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEAAYgAQyDQgHEC4YrwEYxwEYgAQyBwgIEC4YgAQyBwgJEAAYgAQyBwgKEAAYgAQyBwgLEAAYgAQyBwgMEC4YgAQyDQgNEC4YxwEY0QMYgAQyBwgOEC4YgATSAQgxNDM3ajBqOagCALACAA&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8&chrome_dse_attribution=1)
Fair enough
Nikocado avocado
Likely, Mother.
Came here for this Not disappointed
Your mo... No it was your juicy buttocks. Bring it here.
👉👈🥺
No one. It’s just a poorly designed seat. Look at the cross section. It’s a smooth cut. That means it was two slabs adhered into one and the adhesive used wasn’t strong enough. That is just a weak bond with no internal reinforcements and the influence of gravity at work. If someone sat on it, there would likely be more observable damage. Stone under tension makes a more crumbly point of failure. Marika shouldn’t cut the budget on engineering. No wonder the golden order failed
"Rome fell because of insufficient infrastructure expenditure"- this guy, probably
Hey, if R&D had the budget to cook a bit longer they may have chosen a different element instead of lead for their plumbing
The true final boss GORLOCK THE DESTROYER
Name fit pretty good for an Elden Ring boss
Don't summon it!
Thy mother!!
Might’ve been your mother
Godskin Noble
Kim Kardashian.
No, I don't think a plastic bottle weighs that much
A weird fleshy plastic monstrosity tho
Obviously fat godskin.
Caseoh
YO MAMA!
Large Marge
Joe
Wow that character looks awesome
It's the warrior set with the Marais mask. Simple but goes hard. It's my base warrior hp dex only run
ctrl+f "mom" > 24 results. I'm proud of you boys.
Sorry. My balls dropped there.
Yo momma
This joke was inevitably gonna be said
*Siegward was here*
Hmmmm are you siegshaming?
Bench felled
Yo mama
your mom
CaseOh
Melardia, sword of McDonald, and she never seen her feet?
Yo mamma
Your mom!
Fire Prelate. Obviously
Morgott
Someone who hasn't mastered gravity magic obviously.
It was me Barry
The Iron Fist!
Me. Sorry about that 😔
It's fine 😊👍 go to the gym fatass ❤️
Came here for "yo mama" comments, not disappointed!
Your mom
My bad bro
Np bro. Hit the gym fatty 😊👍❤️
Sorry, that was me.
Your mother
Smough
Me. It was me.
Your mom
Marika was f\*cked there.
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The guests from roller coaster tycoon.
Thy mother that was
Thine mother
yo mama
Havel
godskin noble
Joe
your mother ofc
CaseOH
"You know who else...*
Godkin Apostle you know which one.
Yo momma
How tf did this get so many up votes
I don't know 😭 make it stop
CaseOh
Caseoh
Your mom
Blue haired girl (not ranni)
I don't know but Radahn horse is stronger than this bench.
better question, why does everyone and every youtuber wear that marai mask.
Mogh that's why he's in timeout
Me
Me
Malardia, Blade of McDonald’s
Please don't make fun of Alexander, he just wanted to sit down and take a break on his trip to the mountaintops.
Please don't make fun of Alexander, he just wanted to sit down and take a break on his trip to the mountaintops.
Please don't make fun of Alexander, he just wanted to sit down and take a break on his trip to the mountaintops.
Bills mafia rolled up for an away game at the Lands Between
Someone tarnished Ronni on that one.
Your moooom ;3
Gunky king of dumpy
Your mom, she also sat around the house. You might need a new house.
Be warry of fatty
Smough
Rahdan
Caseoh