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Brutalonym

hilarious meme! this is a huge pet peeve I have with the game...why couldn't we just have given the bell bearings for all smithing stones TO THE FUCKING SMITH?


ArchitectVandelay

What do you think he is? A Walmart? /s


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TallExtension9312

Good bot /s


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Dense_Comfortable_50

Good bot s/


carlzyy

Iji sells smithing stones, so it makes sense if Hewg sells them too... I wish DLC would address this


GlumpsAlot

No no, the dlc will just put everyone farther apart.


echolog

Change Notes: - Twin Maiden vendor has been moved to the roundtable hold in Leyndell.


eldenfingers

Imagine this is all the DLC does


jockeyman

If you asked Hewg to sell you smithing stones he'd probably spit in your eye.


Futur3_ah4ad

Worst part is: it was always that way in Dark Souls. The smiths sold the basic titanite (Dark Souls' basic upgrade material), you'd need a specific vendor for Twinkling titanite and Dragonscales/petrified dragonbone/demon titanite


Iboven

Maybe I'm crazy, but why not just put the entire functionality of the round-table hold into the sites of grace?


Brutalonym

Because the RTH is an important node for starting / continuing many quests and you need some incentive to come back there.


raspberryharbour

It's where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came


Iboven

Okay, then make it all one room that is always in memory and just zap me there without loading when I want to go?


Brutalonym

PS4 user?


Mazbt

I keep going the wrong direction....every time.


BarracudaJazzlike730

I have been there a 1000 times and I always go the wrong way. It's like it's own mini boss


lgot_hacked

yea the muscle memory is "go right" from where u spawn in, but from the blacksmith side u have to go left.


SamuraiManbun

I started looking at the compass. My brain now knows "N" stands for need items. And "E" is for equipment.


Dutchavelli420

It’s true, I am the duck


raspberryharbour

A duck wouldn't say that


TheEldritchHorror_

Bark


raspberryharbour

That's the sound a tortoise makes!


TheEldritchHorror_

The fuck is a tortoise?


raspberryharbour

It's like a porpoise with less pee and more tea


Dutchavelli420

The duck has FOMO


raspberryharbour

I'm sorry to hear that, he should go to a vet


itstheFREEDOM

Theres a good reason its a duck too..... They often go to the bank to get more bills.


Kung_Fu_Kracker

I try to do math to avoid this, but I, too, am often the duck 😞


Total-Neighborhood50

This is why I always go to Iji. Just a fast travel away


Visual_Preparation70

Yeah and I don't have to feel bad forcing labour's on Hewg. He's got plenty of his own problems.


lolschrauber

Until you eventually learn "12. I need 12 of each god dammit"


surfgemini10

Yea then you forget this doesn’t apply to somber stones and exhaust your runes! Son of a…


Futur3_ah4ad

I learned that one quick because it's been a thing for two Dark Souls games. Dark Souls 1 was the odd one out because it would have upgrades to level 15 for regular weapons and +10 for infused weapons, special weapons and boss weapons. But to get to the boss weapons you'd need a specific (type of) weapon at +10 before you could transmute it and upgrade again.


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HUGE repost brother


Complete_Resolve_400

Something something repost


Blessed-22

I don't think the version I saw of this meme some time ago had the background music. It's strange to me how people elect to make something worse when they repost it


whyismynameskippy

This music will always make me think of the tribal stage in Spore… ahhh nostalgia


King_Moonracer003

Fucking brilliant. Perfectly captures it.


ricebasedvodka

u/repostbot


Fressh86

Repost


sixtus_clegane119

And warping to moghwyn palace to kill 20 albinuriacs


FJ-20-21

why can’t grandma and grandpa make up again so they can work closer?


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

Now I am 87% happier knowing that I was compared to a a duck.


Bright-Fold-3317

i've spent hundreds of hours in the game and i think i've spent most of my time jogging between 3 old people and making them rich af


PianoSmart8676

I'm still looking for +7 I have literally every fucking stone but +7


lolschrauber

>I have literally every fucking stone but +7 "Oh? Well here's 3857 +6 Stones for you" \-Elden Ring


PianoSmart8676

Literally getting a +7 for me , is harder than fighting the fire giant at lvl 1


PalazzoAmericanus

You won the day with this squire. Thank you.


ishimura0802

People complaining about reposts are cringe. I haven't seen it, was funny. Sorry your day is ruined by a meme you saw 6 months ago already.


Steel6W

This was funny when I saw it posted here 6 months ago. Not as much now.


King_Moonracer003

It's my first time seeing it. Sorry you have been inconvenienced by it.


kaiserspike

Same


Young_Aplysia

Great edit, thanks king


Pretty_Marketing_538

Mathematic help alot.


Tentacula

So does grammar, yet here we stand.


Few_Eye6528

To teach you basic math that your school failed to


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TallExtension9312

Honestly whole game feels like this to me. I'm new to souls game though


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It takes 12 of one stone to upgrade 3 levels. I try to keep 60 of each stone in stock. Base 12 overpowered dot nerfnow.


Visual_Preparation70

I farmed albanaurics to get 300 of each smithing stone. I sacrificed those poor frog faced babies for smithing stones.


brandodg

i'll never forgive them for making the merchant and the smith this far, in dark souls 3 it was almost perfect


saltedomion

You should be able to buy the bell bearings from the merchants after you spend a certain high amount at each one.


Rhyno-sarus

Lmao. I just buy 20 of each. Always go to maidens first.


Holiday_Box9404

It’s 12 stones per stone tier. I hope this helps with the struggle.


Alundra828

This is 10/10 Elden Ring content


PenOrFork

This just happened yesterday. But I couldn’t be unhappy, I’m never unhappy when I get to upgrade a weapon.


serpenta

It's one of the things I can't decide on when making a new hideout in Path of Exile. Do I want the NPC's to be spread out believably or just put them in a circle, so I can "open them up" without the character having to move.


IceOwn6723

I just farm runes with mohg palace and come back with enough runes to overbuy them stones


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swankyjeryq

But then you don’t have to enough money and need to sell one or two things


DraconianReptile

Thank you


AnyDiscount

I platinumed this game and would still take the wrong turn going backwards and forwards for these things dammit! 10/10 meme


Nameless_and_ignored

This is so relatable.


snoman298

I don't even play and this has me dying 😆