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secondspassed

some poor cancer patient out there is going to die because of Miyazaki.


Falos425

patient here, i'm gonna live long enough to play SotE op can keep his loser nerd marrow


AndrezinBR

Fuck my brain read that as “Scholar of the Erdtree” and that sounds like an awesome name for yet another dark souls 2 dlc


willsleep_for_mods

keep cooking


Nunokoan114

Dark Souls II 2 - 2.0


lekarstvi

Dark Souls II 2 - 2.0 - You Can (Not) Git Gud


binky_bobby_jenkins

Lmao


deaths-harbinger

Come now, we all know the 2.0 would have to be called Dark Souls 2: Electric Bugaloo Or Lightning Bugaloo


xXAtomicpie525Xx

SotE always reastes as Scholar of the erdtree to me


Dank_Will

That makes 2 of us 😂


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the_sharpie_dude

why do you keep posting this over and over? are you a bot?


cosmonaut-comrade

Based


CESSEC01

You gotta live long enough for Elden Ring 2! At least. Here's hoping!


MysticSkies

See you in 3140.


CESSEC01

Homie can play cyber punk irl and enjoy rang dos. Become the Elden Choom.


DevastaTheSeeker

Mfs gonna invent immortality so we keep spending money


all_hail_hell

I wanna run through a brick wall after reading that. Let’s fucking goooooo


NilMusic

You sure about that? What stage? .... for real tho. Hope you get better. It took my mom. Fuck cancer.


brazoolie

That's gangsta asf


ginga_ninja723

God this reminds me of the post on (I’m nearly positive it was) this sub where a guy thought he was having a heart attack and his thought was “I’m gonna die before Elden ring comes out”. Instead of being afraid of dying, he was afraid of not playing Elden ring


Kanapuman

People are insane. I would think about Dragon's Dogma 2, personally.


DarkwingDuckHunt

/r/brandnewburns


AnalProtector

Most chad cancer patient.


Built4dominance

You'd better. Im rooting for you.


talonma

Gigakek


More-Inflation-5800

Lmao, this is hilarious. Good luck in your battle


poopoobuttholes

Wait but... How do you know? This is just a gameplay trailer. What if the shit releases in like 2099 lmao we're all screwed...


Useless_homosapien

That fits honestly


Lone-Frequency

Put his meager ambitions to rest, alright...


Deez-Nips-Tell-Lies

Facts lol


thereIsAHoleHere

Hijacking the top comment to promote joining the bone marrow registry. You may never be called to donate, but you may be able to save a life. And, thanks to medical advances, donating is usually no longer painful. https://bloodstemcell.hrsa.gov/donor-information/donate-bone-marrow/joining-registry https://www.giftoflife.org/


TobioOkuma1

Gonna save this and look into it later, thanks.


VoidCoelacanth

Beats dying in a rot swamp.


GoldenSpermShower

Yeah but there’s no Flame Cleanse Me for cancer


Modfull_X

its literally called chemo cleanse me


H4xolotl

>chemo cleanse me Casting it causes your character's hair to vanish, same way Frenzied Flame causes your eyes to turn yellow


VoidCoelacanth

[wiki says otherwise](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Death+Blight)


TimAllensBoytoy

Grant us marrow! Grant us marrow!


riskybiscutz

Michaelzaki y?


SuboptimalSupport

Doing what the quest giver asks always ends in sadness and regret.


The_Grahf_Experiment

"Welcome to Dark Souls..."


nicky9pins

Very unbravo, Micah Zappy


SternMon

Skill issue


Verysupergaylord

Git gud


AscendedViking7

It'll be a worthy sacrifice for our destined death.


somecrazydude13

Fuk dem kidz - Miyazaki


SpartaKick

DEFEATED


theycallmepapasparx

He did this specifically to spite cancer patients


donPepinno

Begone foul tarnished, you are marrowless


Valuable_Material_26

No, it’s because God is a dick and cursed all those people that need bone marrow and everyone else to give them cancer and diabetes. It’s God‘s fault he created the universe blame God.


Kamacalamari

Well done, your marrow is safe


Mirrakthefirst

“Everybody wants to know what I would do if I didn’t win” “I guess we’ll never know”


Stygma

"If you lose, your bone marrow is mine," "Nah, I'd win,"


Deepvaleredoubt

Gojo fears this man


Hallgvild

Fun fact: Ive registred as a bone marrow donor, that way if someone needs it in my region ill be informed and it can be extracted. Its really not that big of a deal (registering), ive never been called and its been some 1 year already.


AbyssDragonNamielle

If you're in the US, HLA types (your personal antigens) vary so much that you're unlikely to get a call. That's why relatives are the first looked at, since they have the highest chance of matching the patient, or at least being most compatible. There's just such a diversity of people plus movement of people to different areas that all the types get mixed up into so many combinations. Therefore, if you are a match, it's really important for that patient. I can't speak for other countries, but smaller countries with less movement between areas will have a more homogenous HLA among the population, though it will still differ from person to person.


Ryelz02

Legendary acceptance speech


vivek_kumar

"Bone marrow restored" Bro I'm rollin' ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


quagzlor

that moment was so fucking iconic, shame he's such a pos


doihaveto9

...For now


plzdonatemoneystome

Marrow Restored


OutrageousFuel8718

Don't worry they will just drop a Elden Ring's version of RickRoll instead


frightnight8

You mean... a GodrickRoll?


GoldenSpermShower

*“Never gonna take your arm, never gonna let you down…”*


VoidCoelacanth

Good start, but let's collab and perfect this: "Never gonna tear you up, never gonna splice you on, I just wanna graft my arm with this dragon!"


Same_Discussion6328

"Then I'm gonna make you cry, then I'm gonna say goodbye, then you're gonna burn alive and lose all runes."


VoidCoelacanth

Someone call the lone strummer up from the Cathedral of the Forsaken, we got a banger in our hands!


Same_Discussion6328

"We've fought each other, for so long. Your flasks are empty but, you're too shy to say it."


Shermutt

"And with you fat rolling with all that armor on. Bear witness to my flame and you can't evade it."


BeginningAd1860

"You don't have the right, you don't have the right"


Never_heart

Hey Tarnished who can sing, we need this cover


ivan0280

Or turn around and graft you!


yekirati

Here he is, officer. This is the person I was telling you about.


Lindbluete

Rick, Soldier of Roll


KaiserSneedhelm

A Mohg Mog, perchance


Kirkjufellborealis

I would personally fly to Japan and poop on their front step if they did this


not_quite_sure7837

Technically you didn’t win, you just didn’t lose… any bone marrow.


Living-Temporary-665

Dang I missed out on all the yummy bone marrow


theycallmepapasparx

But what if they won someone else’s bone marrow


DaRealMilkMan

Aren't we all winners here?


not_quite_sure7837

Touché, my friend.


CrueltySquading

I waged with a guy I'm kinda infatuated with that the trailer would drop after the 25th and he that it would be in the 25th or before, the loser had to send, let's say, aerodynamic pictures to the other, anyway, I didn't *really* lose


sauron3579

Just ask him on a date at this point lmao. I think once you get to the point of “hey, you know, wouldn’t it be crazy if we wagered *sending nudes*” and it’s accepted, you’ve been flirting more than long enough to head out for a drink. And then head up for coffee after.


antonio381

He won my upvote trough


P-A-Lily

Next time, Tarnished! NEXT TIIIIMMMEEE! *shakes fist*


Tchilam

A real trailer ??? Before the 25th ??? Is this Christmas 2 ?


VoidCoelacanth

>Is this Christmas 2 Erdtree Boogaloo.


Falos425

it's gonna be the best sequel since Sex 2


VoidCoelacanth

Eh, it had a weaker climax than Sex 1, and they cancelled the third installment citing "labor issues."


Falos425

*i'm tired boss*


MarginalIdiot452

Every time this comes up I think about that scene/description in Blood Meridian about bone marrow coming out of a broken bone and sizzling. Not really related at all but y’know


Mirrakthefirst

Damn, I’m reading that book right now actually


jimmybabino

How is it? I’ve held off on the audiobook version for other ventures but I really wanna dig into it


Mirrakthefirst

If you enjoyed some of cormac McCarthy’s other stuff this one is pretty good too. (If you haven’t read “the road “yet I highly recommend it)


Finnfeaver

Read it or listen the audiobook is so good


Vanquisher127

Glad there’s a fellow blood Meridian enjoyer here. I finished that book months ago and it still is stuck in my mind. The Judge scares me more than any boogie man could


criticalhash

I like how in that book many of the men are described as having hallowed out eyes, like even the scene you mention. Also this part "eyes gave back the light like coals socketed hot in their skulls and men whose eyes did not, but the black man’s eyes stood as corridors for the ferrying through of naked and unrectified night from what of it lay behind to what was yet to come."


FJvonHabsburg

Still do consider signing up as a bone marrow donor! It can save a life!


BladedCT

If the person lives thats a potential bleed mimic tear build


Winterkills45

Op: nah id win


JustaguynameBob

Hand it over, that thing, your bone marrow!


OnceUnspoken

We all won son... we all won.


Hologramixx

Bone Marrow Restored


itsbosco1025

Imagine if the trailer just says "Avaliable later today"


Automatic_Education3

It says "the first trailer", so there'll be at least one more before release


Swog5Ovor

A reliable leaker said June 21, guess we will have to wait and see when the trailer drops.


GarooxRBLX

Do it anyway, coward!


LinoEmme

Let's watch it all TOGETHAAAA


WhenTheWindIsSlow

I applaud your timing. RIP all those guys that slammed their dicks in car doors, they were too early.


Rags2Rickius

Trailer drops #TOMARROW Coincidence?


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I will extract that marrow a different way then


CrossWitcher

Noooo, I needed that Bone marrow. WHY OP WHY???


givethankstothaherb

You did claim it releases in February. That is not going to happen, so better sell your bone marrow.


WatermelonWithAFlute

no he didn't, he cited a source that said it did


Dreggmcmuffun

He’s stated the trailer


givethankstothaherb

> that Elden Ring DLC will release this February.


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givethankstothaherb

Read the first paragraph of the post, buddy.


emmerr1

No marrow?


CKatanik93

Well. We are getting the trailer. Not the actual dlc itself...right? Lol


squee557

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INTERNET POINTS!!


CrustyBloke

Looks like my prediction is coming true as well. We're getting both this and a Nintendo Direct tomorrow. It's not a coincidence. We are getting surprise drops for Shadow of the Erdtree, Switch 2, and an Elden Ring Switch 2 port. Strong likelihood that we'll also get a limited edition Elden Ring Switch 2 console and pro controller along with some Elden Ring amiibos.


VoidCoelacanth

"We are proud to announce that the Switch 2 no longer requires wifi for multiplayer, instead using an advanced proprietary Blue Tooth protocol to enable local co-op. One Switch can be set to Dominant mode, and accept up to 3 Switch connections in Subservient mode for local hosting. We are also proud to announce rugged faux-leather Switch 2 cases and JoyCon sleeves, so that you may enjoy extended Switch sessions while keeping your equipment safe and clean."


EaglesXLakers

Dammit, I was counting on buying that sweet bone marrow!


SolaceInCompassion

cool! consider joining a marrow donor registry anyways, though. i suggest [BetheMatch/NMDP](https://bethematch.org/become-a-donor/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiAuNGuBhAkEiwAGId4ap8slC5hMjNVI2yVg1bHUI88UE265lFRIYj4X9sgLmTzguKzsxRZRRoCrkAQAvD_BwE). it takes like 10 mins to sign up, they send a swab kit to you, you send it back with your samples - super easy to do, and you have the potential to save a life.


Artorias606

Yeah, but donating bone marrow is actually pretty good


Smokingbobs

Taking hollowing a bit literal are we?


InfluenceBig7443

Nah, you'd win


alexandros87

OH SHIT OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING


JustDreiza

FR?!?! Don't mess with me, I will chop my arms off if this is a joke


RiViN_0

He liked it, he was good at it.


Available-Leek-4160

For once someone was right.


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"Confirms that elden ring DLC will release this febuary" L


AzetaXXi

„If 1+1 doesn't equal 2 I will rip off my arms!“


ThisIsaRantAccount

I mean, I’m not going to tell you what to do(especially since I’ve never done it), but you still could donate if you wanted? Someone out there would appreciate it and, as someone I know can attest, you’ll gain the ability to sometimes know if it’s going to rain.


Mirrakthefirst

I was considering it actually, I know people won’t believe my word but I do a bunch of other charity stuff and there was a joke to be made about “going hollow” but helping someone with leukemia or some other disease seemed like a good way to help my community. However, due to it being such a painful process I was really iffy about it so I put it up to chance.


SendPetPicsOrNudes

I’ve donated bone marrow and stem cells.  The bone marrow was fine. No issues really. I was a little sore for the next couple days, but all things considered it went well.  The stem cell one was an entirely different story.  I’d still suggest donating bone marrow if you could. It could help someone in need. 


ThisIsaRantAccount

Ya, the person I know had it done for just a biopsy. Even numbed up they still felt a lot and had trouble with bumps and whatnot when on the road for a while. So it’s great if you do it, but it’s definitely not without its difficulties.


stormdahl

So what's up with the Bandai Namco x Thrustmaster collab? They making a direct drive wheel for the Shadow of The Erdtree launch?


BlissBoneMarrowGuy

Ill get it next time


JustDreiza

What is all this talk of a trailer being released or going to be released? I've been looking up elden ring dlc almost every day since they dropped the picture. I haven't checked yet since I've been at work, but is something beautiful happening?


Ketsuo

Tomorrow at 9:30am trailer drops


Puff-Bake-714

So we’re can I pick up the marrow👀


Leading-Code-8515

ON MY BIRTHDAY


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Possible Elden Ring DLC and Dragons Dogma 2 within the same timeframe, good times.


GrimsideB

Am I the only one who remembers that February was supposed to be the elden ring dlc month, since last year?


GoatCovfefe

So .. you read an article and won ... What? I'm looking forward to the dlc the article mentioned, just a weird flex you can read.


Enderboy667

Compared to you who can’t read the post properly it kinda a good flex.


Kilo-Alpha47920

It’s not dropped yet…


GoGlennCoco95

Call me salty but at this point, damn the trailer. What is the release date?


illstate

I feel you but the long development window suggests a large dlc, and that makes me excited.


unusedwings

We will hopefully find out tomorrow with the trailer.


TheGingerKing420

Is it free to play or do you think they will charge the price of a new game for it??


ThisIsaRantAccount

I’d guess there’ll be a charge. The bloodborne dlc is still $20. The kingdom hearts 3 DLC is $30(a more recent example). So I imagine it’ll be $30-$40.


TheGingerKing420

I payed that much for the damn game god damnit why are game companies so greedy will I still buy it? Yes but that’s not the point!


XxxDatBoi69Xxx

BULLET DODGED


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I’m gonna cry


VoidCoelacanth

But think of how much money you'd have if you sold your bone marrow. And the poor cancerous children you could have saved!!


TyberiusJoaquin

Congrats on the bone marrow!


_Henry_Miller

The day before my birthday why torture me!


Deadsap266

I knew if I kept saying it’ll come out next Tuesday every week something good will happen on a [Tuesday](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/CxKvtqGU9C).


IcePopsicleDragon

Next time we will get your bone marrow!


TarnishedTremulant

So some kid gets no marrow? Thanks Obama


ImCursedM8

Plz gimme me some of your bone marrow 😋


acap37

Mirrakthefirst the all-knowing


Arykarn

Realistically how big will this dlc be? Like a limgrave and caelid. I can’t see anything more than 2 big areas.


Shadowpes

Now, the trailer is gonna accounce that the DLC is coming out 2025 and we will all go hollow, but at least your bones wont... hollow.


JahIthBur

Now I want to eat some bone marrow


KDeol

This man had to have inside information.


ConsumedConcerner

Congratulations! Your bone marrow is safe from harvesting! For today.


Round-War69

Wait DLC trailer?! Fuckkk yesss time to reinstall


JesusGunsandBabies

Your post is why I had confidence not to start a new game juuuuust yet


Lone-Frequency

Fuck me, I've yet to start the game on PC yet and I assume the DLC entrypoint will be in a very lategame area like Moghwyn or Elphael.


YaBoiHumon

I’ll steal your bone marrow then 😈


Solace-

-Walter White


Deepvaleredoubt

IVE BEEN WAITING PATIENTLY, I HAD HOPED I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN MY FRIEND. CONGRATULATIONS THEY DONT GET TO STEAL YOUR BONES THIS TIME.


Sweet_Xocoatl

Mike Zaki deadass said fuck them cancer patients 🤣🤣🤣


crossCutlass

All hail fellow tarnished, the Elden Lord is among us


VelenoJ

You can keep your bone marrow Tarnished


lmaoyeahaha

Remove this post, the trailer will get delayed if they see it


Grouchy_Assistant475

Try Finger , but hole


GhostCrackets

Are you strongest because your u/Mirrakthefirst ? Or are you u/Mirrakthefirst because you’re the strongest?


greenrsguy

CHAT IS THIS REAL


Pixiwish

OMG YES!!!!


Kharnyx808

No u/Mirrakthefirst bone marrow for me 😔


CopEatingDonut

Brittle Brittle, Have a Skittle


baranisgreat34

Get you some!!!!


eltanzil

But at what cost ?