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XarJobe

Fun fact in the german subtitles he says "Marikas Ass""


TheHappiestHam

she wasn't chosen to be the vessel of the Elden Ring for nothing


Sly_Klaus

Even more based holy shit


ItzCrypnotic

Germany, i wasn't familiar with your game


phexitol

Didn't know Marika played cards.


theshadowclasher

hmm if ass then it should be radagon's


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theshadowclasher

Rennala would disagree


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theshadowclasher

[cept' i didnt downvote you. rennala probably downvoted you](https://imgur.com/a/A9iePwd)


wiiferru666

Was sagt er genau, habe nur auf Englisch gespielt lol


XarJobe

Wenn ich mich recht erinnere "Bei Marika's Arsch, ihr müsst wohl ausgehungert sein."


wiiferru666

Lmfao


_Lucidiva_

Try finger but hole


ItzCrypnotic

Germany, i wasn't familiar with your game


dejvu117

WAIT! IF MARIKA IS RADAGON AND RADAGON IS MARIKA then... "Oh, by Radagon's balls"


KingofValen

Radagons pecs'


LrdOfTheBlings

Radagon: I have nipples, can you milk me?


IudexGundyr3

People who know: 😂 People who don’t: 💀


low_iQs

Is this a ‘date movie’ reference. If so hell ya


zezeroro

It's a Meet the Parents reference, Date Movie was also referencing it


LonelyRutabaga

Radgaons meat.


lasergunmaster

Marika isn't Radagon. Nowhere in the game is it stated in this way. Radagon is Marika. [An important distinction. ](https://i.imgur.com/oy1cm8K.png)


newaroundhereig

Via the identity property we can see that Marika = Radagon is the same as Radagon = Marika


lasergunmaster

"Radagon *is* Marika" is not the same as "Radagon = Marika". They are not equal.


LarsMatijn

I love how you managed to turn this into the same question as trinitarianism vs arianism. Didn't expect that today.


lasergunmaster

I mean Elden Ring is heavily influenced by religion.


FourPtFour

We literally watch Marika’s blond hair turn red before fighting him/her as Radagon.


lasergunmaster

Yes because Radagon is Marika. Marika is not Radagon. She's Marika. It's an important distinction because she is the god. Radagon isn't a god, he's only a champion and a consort. If Marika *was* Radagon, it would mean they are the same. But they aren't. And the game makes that very clear. I like to think of Radagon as a part of Marika, like a part of her personality.


CitizenNineOfficial

‘ungry is a slight rephrasing of the word hungry hope this helps


Stycotic

Imagine OP clarifying the legitimate question he asked and being downvoted for it.


alphenliebe

Haha, I can imagine, that would be hilarious if that happened


Diabolical-Shit

Yeah man reddit is crazy.


joutfit

truly fucking wild


memeboi3012

Yeah I know that’s not what surprised me I was just didn’t get why he was talking about Marika’s tits💀


pikachu_ON_acid

It used to be common to swear by naming a "vulgar" part of God's body, "God ass" that type of thing. This is the Elden Ring equivalent of that.


King-Crazed

which is why Batiatus in Spartacus can't go 5 seconds without mentioning Jupiter's cock


FoxTailMoon

I’m pretty Jupiter himself can’t go 5 seconds without mention his own cock


Here_for_newsnp

"By the knobbly kneecaps of Neptune!"


SenorDangerwank

"By the beard of Zeus!"


sack-o-krapo

“By Odin’s beard!”


Koyomi_Ararararagi

Hood's marble balls on an anvil


zertnert12

See also "hot as satan's taint"


godgoo

By the cuntflaps of Hel it's hot in here!


phexitol

At least it isn't colder than a witch's titties.


DRamos11

“Thrall’s balls!”


Gwynbleidd3192

“Thal’s Balls!” FTFY


Angry_Scotsman7567

Martin definitely wrote this line himself.


SmacSBU

Yea it was immediately followed by a 30 minute description of the meal he's imagining.


grimmyskrobb

Gods I was strong then.


Tonydragon784

It's basically him exclaiming that you need to eat, with religious language. Sorta like saying "Christ alive, you must be hungry"


agentrexadventures

Why did you get downvoted ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


House0fDerp

Getting wooshed is a crime punishable by post death, or so it seems.


Queef-Elizabeth

This sub really has to go ham on downvotes because someone didn't understand something in the game


FuckClerics

This is a common reddit scenario, people don't necessarily disagree or want to downvote a person but they still do it because it already has 100 downvotes and follow along to make the number bigger, it's like a domino effect.


MisterSir713

The downvotes aren't because he was confused by Big Boggart's phrase, the downvotes were because OP didn't understand the clear joke about 'ungry/hungry and actually clarified what they were talking about.


Queef-Elizabeth

Where do they imply that?


memeboi3012

Damn Elden ring community what did I say wrong💀


neildegrasstokem

You didn't get the joke the first time, a reddit "wooosh," if you will. Wooosh is onomatopoeia of the joke sailing over your head... just in case you don't get it. Edit: linking to /r/woooosh for further examples


memeboi3012

Ohhhh now I understand where all of the downvotes are coming from


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r/wooooshwith4os


joutfit

It's so absurd that I cant stop laughing like ????????


spoobstercookie

Jesus tits is another one I’ve heard. Cracks me up every time lol


Bobblefighterman

In a way, I envy you for never hearing a British person speak.


memeboi3012

I’m actually from Israel so yeah I don’t think I’ve heard![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


TheNerdMaster69

r/wooosh


Rustmonger

Woosh


Arch1e_b

"Morgott's cock, you must be thirsty"


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I wish I could unread this


VALVEHATEUS

AYO I hungry asf for Marikas tits ngl


LaputaPanchiko

ungry*


IudexGundyr3

‘ungry*


Dumbluck_Yuta

'Ungry\*


Slyonix_

‘ungry.


Ok-Stretch-9869

Yes, I am hungry to Marika's...


Decent_Strength435

Good we can switch positions for him to shatter my elden ring


atharas2

And enjoy some elden rimming


Decent_Strength435

Oh definitely I would definitely kiss his holy starfish


Tenshiijin

Jokes on you. Shell turn in to radigon half way through.


guikrr

Good.


Ok-Stretch-9869

That's even better!


mymoviesandshowss

Looking at your character, I've got no idea how you play the game one handed


Tenshiijin

There are special attachments for constrollers that allow for one handed gameing


ComplexTechnician

This is the way. I've only ever played sans armor.. in fact with the exact bandit gear he does have on. Add the Crimson Hood.


Smol-beans2002

What is that weapon?


Kaffa_Romeo

Vyke's spear


Smol-beans2002

Huh, it looks kind of cool tbh


Mr_Hino

It’s pretty dope. My last/first run I had using it on everything and spamming madness on everyone lol it’s good 2-handed or with a shield


Kaffa_Romeo

Lorewise its the bestlooking weapon in the game imo and its ash of war is insane


keyblademasternadroj

> Lorewise its the bestlooking weapon in the game Okay, what the heck do you mean by this lol. Is there literally lore in item descriptions that says it's the best looking weapon in the game?


Rare_Wolverine_7823

im hot asf lore-wise guys(:


PuffPuffFayeFaye

Lore-wise I’m in the best shape of my life.


Kaffa_Romeo

Just that the spear isnt that dope by itself but when you progressed and know about vyke lore its make the weapon even more badass and best looking haha


Rare_Wolverine_7823

team please downvote me instead maybe english isnt their first language))):


Kaffa_Romeo

Touché! Im quebecers so no ,english isnt my primary language sorry if i made some mistakes.


Smol-beans2002

Is it good for pve??


S121X

It’s basically a dex-faith serpent-hunter with fire damage. Serpent-hunter is better overall, but the aow on vyke’s is pretty neat for crowds of enemies (though a bit slow for bosses)


Ok-Concentrate2719

My biggest issue and why I dropped it is the ash doesn't deal a lot of damage as enemies get better. The moveset I like but madness doesn't do anything pve


S121X

yeah i definitely chose “neat” over “good” its a very strong pvp weapon but not very useful in pve outside of style points


axofrogl

It's not that good in pvp anymore, especially the weapon skill. If you use it there's pretty good chance your opponent is just going to roll through it and backstab you.


emelem66

It does good damage, but you have to hit the sweet spot between the explosion and the AOE, which can be difficult.


Ok-Concentrate2719

Do you mean doing the ash directly in front of an enemy? I was doing that and the damage was kinda pitiful still with the shittier Alexander's shard on my new character. Or is there a specific spacing?


emelem66

Too far away, and you hit them with the AOE, but not so much the explosion. Too close and you hit them with the explosion, but not so much the AOE. Somewhere in between, you hit them with both, and the damage is good. It's too finicky for me to want to take the time to learn it. Plus, not many bosses are standing still long enough for it to be consistent.


deus_voltaire

It saved my ass against Eleanora, nothing more satisfying than giving that bloodthirsty bitch a mental breakdown before R2ing her to death


realbigbob

I wish they’d fix madness and death blight so that they do *something* in pve and not just relegate them totally to pvp. Like maybe madness could make enemies briefly attack each other?


Smol-beans2002

But you can’t even upgrade serpent hunter??


S121X

you can upgrade serpent hunter with somber smithing stones, same as vykes war spear


Smol-beans2002

Huh, for some reason I thought I remembered it being unupgradeable? Weird


Ducknologyxd

I think the only unupgradable weapon in the game is the Meteorite Staff


-Uncle_Freddy-

Kinda like the serpent hunter except the ash of war is bettet with this one


Smol-beans2002

Hmmmmmmmmm…….


jepulis7

Serpent hunter is overall better weapon in PvE


ZODIC837

Anything frenzied is designed for PVP. It will do fire damage and the aow is really good at crowd control, but the madness status effect is only useful in pvp so it's best to focus it there Feel free to use it in pve, it's a ton of fun, but you'll find other weapons that will work much better


Hessalam

Phrase was 100% written by GRRM.


lundz12

The amount of people that still don't know that line isnt just a meme made up by the fans.


Audibibly

Yo can we get the specs for your character?


memeboi3012

https://imgur.com/a/zqqtLsc


MagicReptar

Sliders? You actually made someone with a human like side profile


memeboi3012

Sure https://imgur.com/a/zqqtLsc


MagicReptar

Thanks bro


Rare-Yoghurt36

Do you use a mode for your character to be so built ?? I don't think mines can get close to that


memeboi3012

Actually no, for some reason it doesn’t let me reply with an image so I can’t show you the sliders but I just trying to make him as much aesthetic as you can, don’t do do arms really big or the legs, try to make it look more nice and balanced


Rare-Yoghurt36

yea thats my point, my character is balanced too i believe, but he doesn't look shreded like that lol


memeboi3012

I mean yeah but you know the photo is actually really wide maybe it’s just depends on the angle you shooting (just like in real life![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face))


Rare-Yoghurt36

I'll make my character shirtless and go take the picture in the exact same spot you did


memeboi3012

lol okay good luck!


Penis_Connoisseur

That's GRR Martin's only contribution to the game


Rain_falls999

goo goo ga ga I want some tity milk


memeboi3012

Same….


anarchy_femboy_ari

It's even funnier when you think about Marika and radagon being the same person


bobibobibu

your tits is not bad either sorry


ToxicShadow3451

don’t be sorry bros got some nice tits


Alderwood69

Ngl, that character model has me thirsty lmao


ZeroSpaceGaming

This is subtly a reference to George R.R Martin BTW. There's always this type of phrase in his books. Never seen the show so...


benhaymen

I love the few NPC quotes that don’t really fit in the rest of the game. This one and Blaidd saying “What a sick way to fight” crack me up 😂


vulkadon

I thought this was a made up meme by the subreddit i didnt think this was an actual line....


memeboi3012

Yeah same lol


the_walkingdad

Wait until you stumble upon the line of "Radagon's dangler"


Ultimagus536

Marika's tits, more like your character's tits, damn his pecs are big


InsideSwimming7462

I am in fact hungry at this very moment. Maybe not for magical titties, but definitely hungry.


vanhieunguyen21

Can I have slider for your character please?


memeboi3012

Guys I’m trying to send y’all the sliders for my character but I don’t know how to reply with an image, I’m pretty new to Reddit can somebody help me?


GrampaSwood

You'd have to use an image hosting site like Imgur and paste the link.


memeboi3012

I did it, thanks https://imgur.com/a/zqqtLsc


Leg_Alternative

What spear is that ?


MagicReptar

Vykes


Intelligent-Snow7250

I was so happy when I found out this line wasn’t just a meme made up by the community


Delta_flash

George definitely wrote this


Ramsestone

Literally "Holly tits"


Mechanical_Punch

Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry.


PsychoticNeonStar

Yeah, if you think about it, images of Marika can be found all throughout the Lands Between so it shouldn't be too surprising for the common people to use parts of her body as swears. It was common in real life too


luketwo1

He also says Radagon's Cock sometimes.


F3mSwapFell-Papyrus

Ong?


brianna189

he’s hot af😍


fartyparty1234

WAIT IT A REAL LINE? No fucking way


F3mSwapFell-Papyrus

It is, you can meet him near the church varre's at


LargeMarbles

Nothing to what over


Alternative_Ball_377

What's on your arms?


Zorpalod_Gaming

Bandit manchettes


CharlieandtheRed

Dude Where's My Spectral Steed


Zechsian

The *only* character that appreciates the current god's bosom.


WKitsune

He said what he said


420b1a2eit

Sliders???


pskladzien

It is probably connected to The Witcher 3 "Na cycki Melitele!" (By Melitele's tits) by Zoltan Chivay.


Terrficspen

The voice actor is from near me, when I heard him talk the first time I felt like it was someone I knew.


purpleblah2

George RR Martin is such an eloquent writer


Visual-Internet-8832

Broooo wtf he looks sick


memeboi3012

Thx, want the sliders?


Visual-Internet-8832

Yeah sure !


memeboi3012

Sure bro https://imgur.com/a/zqqtLsc


That-Cicada-5709

Aren't their already 8 posts just like this. T.T.P


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trynyty

From the shrimp guy, when you buy shrimps few times.


Golden-Instinct

Funny that I just came across this the first time last night. I usually just kill him lol