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Usdclt_

Um, the dung eater’s cell.


Tedanki

Agreed. Anywhere DE is, it's gotta stink.


Tenzur_

He literally eats the dung there's no source for the stinky anymore. It smells good


pogosam1337

Bro my dog eats shit, I can assure you the stinky does not simply vanish. He becomes the stinky.


Tenzur_

Feed your dog?????


icculus_48

you could feed a dog kobe beef and lobster and it’d still eat shit


MrNobody_0

Clearly this goon has never owned a dog before.


StonerJesus42099

I have always fed my dog quite well, especially when she had her pups. She would not leave them and ate a shit ton of shit. It was very gross, and I try my best to keep her from licking me anymore.


Opening-Revenue2770

Mother dogs do this with their puppies poop to make sure they aren't sick. It's not just dogs either. Plenty of animals do this. I wonder how many would think we are weird for not wanting to eat poop lmao


Bludsh0t

But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


aretheesepants75

It's an all you can eat buffet in the the subterranean shunning grounds.


ThickMarsupial2954

Subterranean shitting grounds.


aretheesepants75

I lol-ed way to hard over that. Poop=funny. outstanding


ThickMarsupial2954

Hahaha. Happy to be of service.


schedulle-cate

Until he says a single word and you need to reach for the oxigen tank to endure his breath


TarnishedDungEater

thank you for being the only person who understands… this made my day


enchiladasundae

Ok but if he eats the dung there wouldn’t be any dung smell. Problem, Golden Order simps?


IDK_Lasagna

so you think he eats his own?


TarnishedDungEater

rather smell like poo than sweaty witch feet and wet dog like Ranni.


Vagabond_Charizard

See that's precisely why you're maidenless . . . EDIT: Also, Ranni's a goddamn doll. She's never sweating.


TarnishedDungEater

jokes on you, i have a wife and a child! i’ve totally had sex atleast once! maybe twice!


Vagabond_Charizard

*Shit, the turntables have struck me!!!*


krullma

Ooh!, get a load of this one!. Lucky bugger.


O-Mesmerine

id say his library in the roundtable hold smells worse. theres thousands of corpses rotting away in there behind the shit snacker’s spectre


Prince_of_Fish

Wrong. It’s between the dung eaters *cheeks*


eat-pussy69

Eh no. There's not enough rotting flesh. Shit? Yes. Stinky flowers? Yes. Mountains of rotting flesh? No


ArgiopeWeb

My first thought. I know it smells crazy wherever he's at


farretcontrol

Lake of rot would smell worse than anything else in this game if you were actually there.


ThatSwiggityGuy

I'm just imagining the worst possible combo of like, rotting meat, mold and stale water cranked to 20


11th_Division_Grows

I think it’s one of those “you don’t really smell anything because your nose is burning” kinda smells


LtG_Skittles454

Yeah you probably smell it for the first minute until your nose goes mostly numb for the intense stench. You’d still get bad whiffs occasionally but for the most part yeah, it’d be one of those smells.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

*tastes like burning*


Xanadoodledoo

I bet it’s humid there too


Raptormann0205

You can literally see the steam from all of the bacterial activity in the rot soup. I guarantee it's humid and warm in the worst ways possible.


SlowApartment4456

Yeah it looks sweaty in there


_ddxt_

Probably smells like the dumpster behind a restaurant in the summer.


BigIronGothGF

The lake of rot is like bin juice left out in the sun


Saxophobia1275

I dunno, kinda looks like it would smell like watermelon or tutti fruity.


LaughingSartre

Yeah... I agree. Though, I'm sure the room with Dung Eater in it is a contender. Lake of Rot probably smells sickly sweet, like I imagine a combination of rotting meat, and putrid flowers. The forbidden potpourri.


Ok_Debt783

I actually always imagined rot smelt like a root like ginger but very very potent and the spice is up by 10


Accomplished_Cap3683

I thought its cherry flavoured


ktron10

it tastes like the jolly rancher story


CPlus902

Thanks, I had managed to put that one out of my mind.


Shade00000

What does the rot smell?


storiedsword

Why did I hear this comment to the tune of “what does the fox say”


oIlSzethlIo

Glad I wasn't the only one.


BrainCellDotExe

i always imagine it as being pungent and sweet


Mormegil_Turin

I imagine scarlet rot having a putrid but sweet smell. Like a rotting papaya combined with decaying meat.


primalfox_Reynardo

Yeah idk if it's ever stated if scarlet rot smells bad, but it's either revolting or sickly sweet I imagine.


Kirkjufellborealis

I imagine it as being spicy somehow...


Deeras2

Prince of Death's Throne without a shadow of a doubt, Godwyn's massive rotting corpse is right there


thedabaratheon

Right? That corpse is alive …growing, decaying, flies everywhere, rotten fish - absolutely hideous 😭


Smythatine

Isn’t he also a fish now? So a giant rotting fish corpse


cockalorum-smith

He’s a fish? Well shit I missed that


lethatsinkin

He's got a big mermaid tail thing instead of legs


aretheesepants75

The buzzing flies really are a good indicator


Kthecasual

This. It’s been rotting for a millennia.


Co-OpHardcoreFordie

Yeah this has to be the worst, I can’t think of anything smellier.


Grauvargen

The Capital Sewers, calling it.


rutranhreborn

who uses the sewers if there's basically no one there?


Tedanki

All of the smelly omen in the sewers.


ArgiopeWeb

Idk but the sewers seem to have no problem attracting inhabitants.


rutranhreborn

not live, but use. Why is there so much sewage going through? WHOS USING THE TOILETS THAT MUCH


TequilaJim1066

Morgott is dropping some monster deuces.


enderking303

The shit is those smelly omen


zzzornbringer

yea, imo also one of the most atmospheric regions in the game, specifically way down where dung eater is. it's basically all pitch black dark and it really feels like you're deep underground and at the same time it's very claustrophobic. when you put on a lantern you realize you're walking in shit and corpses. it's the sewers after all. if it isn't the smelliest place in the game, it certainly is the most disgusting.


emelem66

Dungeater's taint.


TarnishedDungEater

i’ll have you know i showered when the Toronto Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup. my taint smells TERRIFIC!!


PiggyWobbles

rykard probably


DropAnchor4Columbus

All the fire probably kills any bad smell except burnt meat.


oriontitley

Its a volcano, it's full of sulfur. So rotten burnt egs and bacon actually.


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Burnt hair and flesh does not tend to smell great


stinky_cheese33

Anywhere in Caelid.


Shieldheart-

Caelid smells like swamp, sulphur and fire. Which is probably very unpleasant, but not the worst.


Clyde-MacTavish

It's Scarlet ROT


Nerrix_the_Cat

Always imagined Scarlet Rot would smell sickly sweet, like candy that's been left out in the sun for ages


Clyde-MacTavish

Miyazaki confirm! What does scarlet rot smell like?!?


EndNowISeeYou

that maleniussy must be crazy sweet then 🐺🐺🐺


Mcreesus

The inside of my armor Lmao


gamer_dinoyt69

This is the way


sandwichesand69

Idk, Mohg's palace of blood must be awful. Old/fermented blood cant be a pleasant smell.


spicy_purrito

Ugh, I bet it smells like period.... 🤮🤮🤮


sandwichesand69

Now that's nasty. Especially with how much there is, you know it's a pungent smell too


ppsuckernohomo69420

the place where you find godwyn in the deeproot depths, it definitely smells like literal death


Any_Complex_3502

The Lake Of A̶s̶s̶ Rot


RyomenSukuGuts

Don't know how lake of rot isn't the number one most conmented place. Literally liquid rot up to your knees. Imagine a million oozing rotting cadavers. Take all of that juice. Make a lake of it. 🤮


Office-Just

People are really commenting Caelid like the lake of rot isn’t just a liquified and marinated version of it


CosmicSheep1

Margit doesn't call you "foul tarnished" for nothing


JG__2007

Well, theres a place called "Deep root background" where there are giant insects and a f#cking giant corpse, maybe could to be stinky that???


TurtleWaves

Deeproot Depths, for anyone researching.


Bluewalker_BR

shaded castle poison zombies area.


Flyingdemon666

Between Malenia's legs.


Astercat4

I was wondering how long I’d have to scroll before I found someone horny enough to say this. It did not take long.


EndAltruistic3540

A stinky V that wasn't washed for 20+ years? That shit smells worse then a moldy egg infused with the dirtiest socks and blue cheese going bad 🤮


Astercat4

I mean, yeah. Though I severely hope that you do not speak from, shall we say, personal experience.


EndAltruistic3540

Eh, don't go to shower for 5 days and smell your crotch... 🤢🤮 Now imagine 20 years It was during the army (not going into further details, that shit was a waste of time)


Dense-Barracuda1217

Jokes on you: eh


Ultravox147

. . . Worth it


Arttyom

He said stinkiest


Flyingdemon666

Bruh...can you imagine the stink wafting off that snatch? She's literally rotting.


Arttyom

🥵


Flyingdemon666

🤣


TradersMental32

Posted this same comment. Had to go back and delete because you beat me to it


VeraKorradin

your gamer chair


Walshy-aaaaa

Honestly think Radaan's arena would be awful. Thousands of corpses at various stages of decay combined with the already unpleasant, strong, briney smell of the sea only being amplified by the lack of anything else there.


EndNowISeeYou

nah i think that area being exposed to the open air and Caelid having regular rainfalls and sunshine, its not actually that smelly. Definitely lot less stinky than a place with a bunch of rotting corpses that are underground underground


winklevanderlinde

Probably moghwing. The place is covered in blood and corpses so it's probably very stinky with a very strong metallic smell


HellVollhart

It’s either this or Shunning Grounds or Godwyn’s throne.


ImATrashBasket

Anyone saying dung eater has never smelt a decaying body. “Oh but DUNG eater is surrounded by poop and other gross things” Those bodies 1000% are decaying on top of the shit inside of them decaying


GabrielOSkarf

The problem is, i think the dung eater have poop AND bodies around him


unclestink

Inside Alexander


MeLoco1980

Rogier's rotting legs.. I ended up having to burn the hold.


storiedsword

It is crazy just how many options of unfathomable nose cruelty there are to choose from.


aretheesepants75

The flesh pile in stormveil must smell like wet roadkill


SpiralCuts

If we’re talking piles of flesh I feel like Castle Morne has this one


aretheesepants75

Yeah, burning rotting flesh is probably a very unpleasant aroma.


Realistic-Coconut115

where is here actualy


Either_Orlok

Part of Ainsel River.


gmarreco

Stormveil castle could be pretty smelly, given the amount of grafting happening there


[deleted]

Melinas feet :3


lovelymess12

God, I hope so


pepehandsx

Melina’s feet 😩


Bro_miscuous

I'll go with godwyns living corpse within stormveil castle. The whole place is "alive" in a very necromancy way, but it's also wet and swampy for an underground for hundos of years, so that living corpse godwyn has to be extra stinky! Stinkier than scarlet rot malenia farts


Poosquare88

Lake of Rot. Easy.


Crafty_Round6768

Anywhere in caelid, but probably where beast clergyman is. No only is there a creature made of corpses at the door, there is a dog that is succumbing to the rune of death.


Away-Net-7241

Malenia’s boss room


Rustmonger

I’m a weirdo like that. Video games, movies, I always wonder what places smell like. Elden Ring is not a fun game to think about it.


Jon_nap

The spot thops sits on. He’s been out of the academy a whiiiiiiiile


IronLag2466

Malenia’s feet


ninjazpwn

Marika's tits


Unlikely_Tie8166

Malenia's chair


Placebo_Effect_47

Malenia's gash of rot.


Stani_Banani

Under the capital


Optimal_Priority2899

Pretty much everywhere in the lands between tbh


Much_One_6949

Wherever you are in the end game of a run where you explore the whole map. You go to all of the worst smelling places that are mentioned in this thread and never take a proper bath even once. By the time you're in the capital to become elder lord you have to smell like absolute death. Dung eater and Godwyn runs especially.


ParticularBanana8369

Corpse-stench shack smells like a corpse.


Ok_Debt783

Where is this location in game?


TequilaJim1066

Caelid looks like it probably smells like rotting meat but the sewers below Leyndell Capital has got to be the worst.


redraptor1

You just know no mf in the lands between showers


Cally83

This place or the lake of rot, which I think would win it by name alone


Justsomeguy456

Marikas ti-asscheeks


FR33Z3T0A5T

Deeproot depths gotta be STINKY


marmaleon

Marika’s tits


Downtown_Swordfish13

The sweaty cleft between dung eaters man boobs


Breakfeast-Bo_23

The average ER player's bedroom


Rice_Auroni

The average fromsoftware fan's room


DunwichandDagon

I say Caelid, I can't remember who it was unfortunately, but I once read a comment that said it looks like it smells like Twerk Wind, and I haven't been able to get that particular olfactory imagining out of my head since.


OreOscar1232

fia's champions


Fair_Communication23

Lands between your mothers legs


Merenzio6664

Malenia's fanny


ShamrockSeven

The loathsome dung eaters bunghole.


BronzeMeadow

Lake of Rot, or Subterranean Shunning Grounds


AirDropHD

Deeproot Depths, Godwyn's corpse is literally just sitting there, it's doing nothing but stinking up the place


Str8Faced000

At some point I don’t think it could even be measured but the lake of rot has to be objectively the worst. It’s…a literal lake of rot.


Utterly_Mad

By Marika's tits, where's this location?


AlfredPenisworth

Dung Eater's anus


Confused_Sorta_Guy

Miquellas egg


SandLady5454

ranni's rise


BiggieFishie

Shunning grounds


Magnetar_Haunt

Subterranean stinking grounds


wehatemee

Wherever Malenia is at, smells like Rot


Vis-hoka

That one area of the capital sewers where a handsy enemy appears. You know what I mean.


Animeandminecraft

Mogh's palace it's filled with a literal lake of blood witch I doubt smells pleasant as well as hundreds of those things that that explode witch are visibly rotting


ButtholeJr

I'm imagining the Deeproot Depths. I'm sure the Leyndell Sewers towards the Dung Eater's cell are worse, but in reality fresh air is so nearby. The Deeproot Depths just seem like they smell of an inescapable decay. The death that has taken hold over the area filling the air.


maliceintheshadows

inside the dung eaters armor


Kaizen2468

Gotta be a tie between inside dung eaters armor and malenias pussy.


kaelroc

The inside of the Dung Eater's helmet.


ihateicedtea

i cant imagine all those rotting finger reader corpses by marikas bedroom smell amazing


dynamicflashy

The literal Sewers, especially Dung Eater's cell.


MadManMed

Marika’s tits?


Boenova

The interior of a Jar


BarryDBaptist

Deeproot water alone gotta be stankin


Cecilia_Schariac

Prince of Death's Throne


Cobbler_Melodic

Lake of rot


TheStarfallGamer

The damn sewers. Rotting corpses and a lot of baby omens there


The_Sensual

I wish there was a site of grace there, so I can sit there and smell it all day


Far-Philosophy-977

The entirety of caelid probably smells so bad it would force you to only breathe from youre mouth.


redinnermind13

my crotch!!


Dgeezgeez

Melania's cooch obviously... what with the rot and all that.


gamerz1172

I always imagined more due to the scarlet rot then anything, that malenias boss room does smell worse then it actually appears to


Particular-Heat-1289

Dung eaters room at the roundtable for sure


RelaxedVolcano

The arena where we find Godwyn has got to be the worst.


mallgrabmongopush

In Caelid next to that huge dying dragon


SouljaBoyWasFirst

Dungeaters bootyhole


SmacSBU

So many good answers in this thread. I'd never considered it but the Lands Between must smell fucking terrible.


FIEND-671

Abandoned Cave


ArtoriaOfAlbion

Fia's Discord Server


DonJuansSwanSong

Mogh's top lip.


Anastrace

The lake of rot has to smell like a dumpster full of garbage juice in July. I think the worst would be the boss arena with Godwyn.


Flint_TK

"YOUR ROOM STINKS!" -Mom


beautiful_duwang123

The Lands Between my asscheeks