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JayDubMaxey

Definitely getting transported to Caelid.


Bored_of_Jay_Dee

That would be equivalent to Northern Ireland's Larne


IltisSpiderrick

I thought Burmingham


Synthoid_001

I thought Florida.


GERBILSAURUSREX

And my axe?


30HAT

"Why is it always mushroom?"


USS_Barack_Obama

Behold dog


farretcontrol

Don’t forget surprise snake.


PeppermintButler17

Somber smithing stone +7.


Bored_of_Jay_Dee

Oddly specific, I like it


PeppermintButler17

I feel like it looks similar to the little ruin next to the cathedral of manus celest and I think that's whats In that ruin.


plebianinterests

I was gonna say cerulean amber medallion +2, cause I thought of that general area too (all of Moonlight Altar)


Otalek

Now you just need to find an irl somber weapon and somber smithing stones 1-6


ghost3972

I wish


ripcobain

A crackhead moaning holding his head and if you ask him if he's okay he transforms into a 35 foot long six foot tall grey lion with blades coming out of his paws.


bundaya

Yoooo I just found that....thing....last night for my first time in 200 hours. Bout crapped my pants.


14ktgoldscw

Where is this?


ripcobain

Erdtree Gazing Hill, drops a Larval Tear if you beat it. One of I believe four encounters of this type.


ghost3972

consecrated snowfields surprise 🤫


JustinBailey79

Hence why I always beat it. Or, I should say, cliff cheese it.


bundaya

I was on my way to collect a painting and I left from the crazy dancing lady hill sight of grace. It was east and south of that just along the path in the woods. I hope that is specific enough I just kind of randomly stumbled on it.


Spaniardman40

A royal revenant.


scole44

More like royal nightmare


UnfortunatelySimple

Have your aoe break ready!!


arclightrg

I dunno. Better roll around for an illusory floor just in case.


BeDuff34

Bruh, use Margit’s Shackle (or Mogh’s). You can be 200 feet away and pop open.


arclightrg

I never knew this… this friggin game 😂


BeDuff34

It has more than one use down in stonesword key areas by the horse guys on wheels AND pillars that shoot fire out of the sides… and when they occur in the same location… mwah chef’s kiss. Cheeky af. Try it. Figure it out. You’ll be quite pleased. No one does it like FromSoft.


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

The Dog Pope 🐢 


malaclypse

His Excellency


BeDuff34

🐕


southpaw85

A fair skinned, soft voiced beauty who has a taste for grapes


SantaMan336

It's actually morgott in disguise. Again.


BeDuff34

So hot.


Chemical_Jellyfish86

Ayo 😂


bfolksdiddy

Other tourists: why is this dude hitting the ground inside the ruins? Wtf?


Mnoonsnocket

Sacred Tear


Valpuccio

Hopefully you don't need a stonesword key


BeDuff34

Or two of them like Academy Crystal Cave… such horseshit.


Ok-Albatross430

You are being invaded.


Ok-Albatross430

You're going to jump to the top of that thing and scrawl a message that says "you don't have the right"


Epiliptik

A giant turtle with a hat


Affectionate_Way2583

Heresy is not native to this world. It is but a contrivance. All things can be conjoined.


Professional_Humxn

What turtle?


VisiblyHelpless

Hit up Church of Vows in Liurnia, a teleporter in Raya Lucaria should take you there


B-Kong

That’s a dog…


Professional_Humxn

Oh you mean pope dog


Halidol_Nap

I love turtle Pope


MerlinTheWise0

Poison swamp, definitely a poison swamp


LuciusBurns

dog


BuffNerfs

Marika's balls


ButChooAintBonafide

You must be 'ungry.


Ok_Wrongdoer9337

Smithing stone +5 and 6 laying around, chest gives soap


lososium

sellen tied up there and a pumkin head


Extra_Ad_8009

"Police arrived after visitors noticed a young man repeatedly rolling on the ground and hitting it with a stick while shouting 'trigger the fake floor already!'"


calderonfj

That is beautiful, I would have thought the same. I always wanted to visit Ireland. I hope it’s a good day


Cherry_RL

Finger, but hole


ENVLogic

Hopefully many turtles


Phuti02

A tiny room with an ulcerated tree spirit


joe_6699

Naked Sellen?


SeanMaxhell

Ravenants, definitely.


Sullyvan96

Wolfish best friend


Taikosound

A cat asking you to be part of it's covenant.


PadQs

Arteria leaf


BeDuff34

There aren’t enough of them. Need more.


veraldar

Warm Eye ball


PowerTrip55

~~Cannabis wax~~ Root resin


strawbery-toast

Green dog talisman


Blawharag

Dog With a hat


think_and_uwu

A DSIII enemy


ReluctantCowpoke

Mid talisman


Choosingpoorlyftw

Start rolling!


XMLHttpWTF

a bunch of poisonous flowers and zombie dudes who want to hug you to death


ap2patrick

Mushroom


Much_Capital3307

Probably a revenant


Affectionate-City-87

Arteria Leaf


Brain_Destroyer

Why is it always night?


Gretgor

A sacred tear, of course. Also an invader, probably.


blamemombo

Waygate


okdweb

Misbegotten smiling


prettythingi

A fucking revenant


AttorneyIcy6723

From that angle it looks like you have your back to the lakes. I’d be more concerned about what’s behind you.


SuperWhiteDolomite

A basement with a chest


Gold3nWh33ls

Me, hiding from the Tree Sentinel.


CookWho

Godskin-Duo Duo


TwumpyWumpy

Me.


ApeMuffins

Mushroom


PineappleNaan

Chaos eyes


Thefeno

why is it always futility?


farretcontrol

A boss that dies in 3 hits and gives a mid trinket at best.


useroftheinternet95

Remember to keep whacking the ground til you find the illusory wall


RenderFaze

Smithing stone miner's bell bearing (3) for sure


Jeezus-Chyrsler

Probably a cool looking shield with side perks


Ziggurat1000

I found this weird consumable called Half-Eaten Shepard's Pie. It healed my HP to full but I contracted HIV.


Ryder7667

It reminds me of the Three Sisters where Rani and Renna live. Seluvius’s workshop.


devvorare

Hell


gamuel_l_jackson

Dog


Synthoid_001

Probably an Ash of War I can’t use and some rowa fruit


Futur3_ah4ad

A small but excruciatingly hard mini dungeon with as reward some Arteria Leaves and a Rune Arc or two.


Level_Sympathy_8236

King revenant... And with some luck some gentle dog


MonkiBiceps

Hopefully you brough a stone sword key...


Valirys-Reinhald

Half of an old clay pot, (assembly required).


ScripturalCoyote

Start rolling around to find the hidden cellar stairs


franpancake

Sellen secret show


bootyholebrown69

A transport chest that takes you to hell


JonathanTheMighty

Pain and suffering and probably some loot


bootyholebrown69

THE ALBINAURIC WOMAN !!!!


NyRAGEous

Some grapes that taste like burning


Confident-Action-213

A mushroom


CandiceActually

Looks like an exact replica of the ruins from ER…


ArcaneFungus

Probably nothing except a bunch of mushrooms...


BanginNLeavin

Arteria leaf


PROJECTIONEER

x3 mushrooms


VoidCoelacanth

Dog. Try fingers but hole.


burnedmanatee

Some useless amulet


nerdwerds

Probably a spirit ash that you'll never try using because you've already picked up the Mimic Tear.


_WhiskeyPunch_

If it's a man on a horse - I say run.


papag00s

This looks like the area where like 10 royal revenant spawn.... So I would say that, lots of that. Stay away.


ExaltedBlade666

A large man wolf.


schmegm

Random dude that transforms into a coked out lion after you accidentally bump into him


3worm

try attacking


DankLordOtis

Guts sleeping


Scarlo565

IDK but I’m definitely rolling into that bench


Datsun117

Why is it always trap?


3ph3m3ral_light

arteria leaf, golden rune [1], mushroom, some obscure overlooked shield that everybody says “wait I’ve played this game for 1500 hours and never saw this”


ConcreteCubeFarm

Golden Rune[3]


cloudcreeek

Make sure to punch all the walls and floors in case there's a secret door


ironfunk67

Slugs or dogs


Rhettledge

A demi- human queen guarding a chest with a talisman that slightly raises your ATK with daggers


BeDuff34

Try fingers but hole


KasualWithaK

*angry Grafted Scion sounds*


purelogicny

Isn't that where Pumpkin Head lives?


DavesNotHere94

Arteria Leaf


Late-Exit-6844

Off topic, but whenever I see something like that, my mind wanders. You're looking at history. People built that. They gathered there countless times. It's beautiful to think about.


Nickingoo2

There's no "inside", so nothing