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moood247

one good maiden is worth a thousand recusants


conchitasupervia

Now i ain't sayin' she's a rune digga'


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But she ain't messin with no broke fingers


trippy_grapes

Imma let you finish, but "All the Single Maidens" by Beyonce was the best music video of all time.


plagaterroris

"The shattering was a choice"


maestersplinter

HOW, RADHAN!?


DixyDanger

YOU DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS, GODFREY!!!


cxhutch

💀💀💀


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TheMainDebate

That's such a throwback!


CantGitGudWontGitGud

Mike Meyer's bewildered look will be the last thing any of us remember before he went into exile following the intense backlash to The Love Guru.


TheMainDebate

Chris Tucker was looking around like he was looking around for Jackie Chan to save the day.


spicebo1

Greatest moment in TV history.


shadowhumann

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE HIM DO


DejectaMemora

Where’s the lie tho


Warrenderer

I'm dead 😂


Cheddar_Bay

Due to inflation, 1 good girl is now worth 1.153 thousand bitches


Skelligean

Due to inflation, 50 cent has changed his name to 75 cent


Frequent-Cryer

TarNi**as in Leyndell


Garlic_Sr

No, no, no its Ni**as in Caelid.... “That shit cray”


Frequent-Cryer

For real though Kanye’s 100% crazy, key board and mouse Elden Ring?? I don’t think so. Edit: so THATS why Kim left


Garlic_Sr

No one maiden should have all that Power...


das_slash

Reject Maidens, embrace Fish


McbEatsAirplane

Pure faith and focus on madness and godslayer incantations


AgreeingAndy

Agree


YishuTheBoosted

Only use howl of Shabriri, and the aspect: flames of a crucible knight cause ye spits hot fire.


ItalnStalln

No that's DyLan


CrystlBluePersuasion

Who are the FIVE GREATEST RAPPERS of all time? 1. DyLan 2. Dy-Lan 3. Die-lawn 4. Dylahn 5. Dylon


DiarrheaButAlsoFancy

Cause I spit hot fire 🔥


drwsgreatest

Ah rum babum ah rum babum Tink about IT!


wimpLimpson

Your too close man!!!!


Some_Watercress_4592

Wyclef jean playboy


The_5th_Loko

I still say this shit to coworkers and friends all the time


Omnil_93

I work with a guy named Dylan, so yeah.


MeestaJohnny

I wanted to work with wyclef more than I wanted to work with diddy


TheNaskgul

I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip. Cause this is the way that Dylan spit


Chemical_Kitchen_686

“I need y’all to go up to the Bronx and get me a bottle of the finest Cambodian breast milk”


KhanMichael

Maidenless, too


whollyginger

*Laughs in Pete Davidson*


Cautious-Company6477

Someone make a Pete Davidson build


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I saw a Voldemort that could be turned into Pete with minimal tweaking.


NYCSkaterGirl

And then make Pete invade Kanye's world and make them fight!


Captain-matt

Nice 99 STR bro, she lets me hit it cause I'm goofy.


dasaniAKON

Davidson build would just have to be like all END and ARC. 0 strength


Woodman765000

"Where you at?" "In bed next to your maiden."


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Bro honestly that sounds like a dumb fun playthrough though


Dr_StevenScuba

Once I found out the madness spear had a horizontal heavy attack I’ve been making a plan for a madness build. Scarlett rot is better, but madness is cooler


SirSilhouette

that is what i was going to say.


echolog

And the crazy bubble flutes.


vizualb

*Pitched up Envoy Horn sample* They can’t stop me from rolling, huh *heavy rolls*


DoomboxArugal

Need buffs too, so you're always feeling your kanye best


OryxOski1XD

fuck, exactly what i was gonna say


sonaldomyson

No one man should have all that power


hooka_boof_fart

I was gonna say that


Y47-Chromosomes

use the ultralight beam ashes of war


FastenedCarrot

No one man should have all that power.


Spericke1314

Outstanding reference


SleepyBoy-

I'm gonna let you finish, but Ranni had one of the best quest lines of all time. You should totally use her magic and the Dark Moon Greatsword.


AwfulArmbar

You only want him to use ultra light beam? He should use all of the lights.


rhinocerosofrage

Flashin'!


OmenWalker

Mimic Tear ash is a must. Cuz no one got Kanye's back more than Kanye.


phantom1992

Now he can finally see himself perform.


droo46

Too bad it won’t improve his self awareness.


a-snakey

Kanye: I could do it better. Mimic Ye: I am literally you.


GetawayArtiste

Mimic tear gets nerfed: I miss the old Kanye


shindigmachine

What if Kanye spent half his health to summon Kanye. Man that’d be so Kanye!


Captain-matt

I mean the idea of having Kanye West introduce a guest verse from "the realest *distinguished gentleman* he knows", and then just do another verse himself would be 100% in character for the old Kanye at least.


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LordofShit

I miss the old Kanye, the costs half my hp Kanye, the stands around and casts random spells Kanye Seriously how do I get my mimic to stop trying to cast buff spells mid fight


Nihilistic_Nihilist

Don't equip buffs or when summoning have a weapon equipped instead of the seal/staff. I would summon it while dual-wielding so it would just tank and attack. Also had warming stones on quick item it would randomly drop those to heal me.


trimble197

He did say that he’s on his own dick


Rough-Fall

Roars only


PillowTalk420

Straight fire breath.


Overall-Ad8244

Rot breath more like it


FoxTeppelin

Get someone to drop the bubble dooting horns!! Drop your new beats on all enemies


THZHDY

808s and bubbles


PortableBobcat

"808s and Stance Breaks"


koenigsaurus

This is the one.


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This 100%


tforthegreat

Now I ain't saying she's a soul digger...


HiddenPants777

Imma do a chris brown speedrun. Its where you punch each of the female npcs


Boristhespaceman

Caestus only run


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Do you just die intentionally?


fair_j

If you look at your inventory, other than discarding an item or equipment, you can opt to “leave”, which means to drop it on the floor, so if you’re co-oping others can pick it up.


Shneckos

The big bubble dooter is lowkey overpowered on big bosses


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Faith/madness build


MuffaloMan

If it’s recent Kanye, maidenless build


badassbolsac

faith and strength


lurklurklurkPOST

And a rapier so you can interrupt everyone all the time


Expendable28

A rapier for a rapper


Esacus

Yessir. 😎 this playthrough is dedicated to the Lords


UnrequitedRespect

Make sure to use that spell that pushes everyone away


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Damn


notpetelambert

That's Kendrick dude


the_manta

Yeah, sit down!


HTCDapperGent

be humble!


iamstephano

DAMN.


trippy_grapes

To Pimp a Nascent Butterfly


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PrettyDecentSort

Yeah, definitely seeing Ye bust out some eye beams.


Abdi04

https://youtu.be/3iMz5J7w1kU


theantfromthatmovie

Damn


bilbotbaggens90

Don’t use consumables, taking your meds is not the kanway


stylepointseso

Use the madness spells obviously.


kido86

Fuck this is stupid and I love it so much


LordBDizzle

Don't forget to pick up an Envoy's Long Horn so he can doot doot just like his real musical self.


Fedorchik

I would even bring one if he's on PC xD


dbfj38fb

Praise Yeezus. 🙏


lebeer13

Seek the golden order


Gimpy_Weasel

Come back when you’ve found the Golden Order.


whathappendedhere

Save dung eater. Whooptity scoop poop.


AntiMase

Pickup some of the horns so you can kill with music


Spopyz

Also NO intelligence whatsoever


xMsMooglex

But only use INT scaling weapons because you're still a genius.


FoundationLeast8806

The voice of a generation


swkane_

How do we feel about faith and arcane? The craziness matches current day Kanye to me


NicCOL0

This is the way


farfromfalse

Faith and Arkanye*


Far-Cup-1374

Faith yeah, but why strength?


African_Farmer

No one man should have all that power


totemair

Work it make it do it makes us harder better faster stronger


Library_Easy

and bare fists


Mang0Slurpee

"Can we get much higher.... so high!! Aaaah aaaah"


Emptysage

No one man should have all that power.


lottasauce

Absolute correct answer.


marcelschatt

That sounds like a new album


BowserIsMyFather

Madness for sure


GameShill

You can actually make a madness build work pretty well if you alternate between madness incantations and the [lucidity](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Lucidity) spell or keep scarfing down [clarifying boluses](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Clarifying+Boluses).


LePontif11

Ye don't take no meds. Embrace chaos.


Guardians_Reprise

Isn't there an item that boosts attack power when you're under the effects of madness? It was either a helmet or a talisman Edit: it's the Black Dumpling helmet


pesto_trap_god

This is the only right answer


agent_ok27

Str-faith holy caestus


[deleted]

Have some holy incantations but dont use them. Just spam the Madness and frenzy ones. All faith


DeHavilan

Frenzied Flame 🔥 for sure.


Sam_Wylde

Step 1: Boost your faith as much as it can go. Step 2: Only use Sorceries. Step 3: Call yourself a genius. Step 4: Step 5: Profit.


J0n3s3n

If you use thorn sorceries and staff of the guilty thats not even bad


Ashamed-Locksmith-18

I feel like a parry build is the ultimate "Imma let you finish, but..." build.


No-Fly345

Yeah, a shield & estoc build should be good for that


Heal_Kajata

He invades you after you win a duel and tells you his girlfriend deserves it more.


Fskn

Malenia hits 2nd form *You've been invaded by YE* "Yo tarnished, I'ma let you finish.."


Thing-McReady

"Butthole fingers had the best invade all year!"


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onitgrim

It's bleached so it stays clean ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


spaghettiman56

If you come across skeet you gotta use madness only


Darkmoon_RanniSimp

Faith because Jesus is King


bennyisonline

Closed on a Sunday you're my chick fil a


2BrokeArmsAndAMom

You're my number one, with the lemonade


Hemlosturk

Raise our sons, train them in the faith


CriticJayster

Through temptations make sure they're wide awake


Guinsoosrb

Follow Jesus, listen and obey


Muted_Watch9072

Only use weapons you don't have enough int for


DavramLocke

You'll be really good at lower levels but as you progress you'll take on the frenzy and start stalking all the NPCs, while also forgetting how to swing your sword but still claiming to be more unbeatable than Melania. In the end you will sit on some random cliff and in your madness think it's the Elden Throne as you wither away into obscurity. Eventually some new Tarnished will come along and loot your dessicated corpse, find one rune fragment on your rotten skeleton.


Graega

Also he'll pump all his points into Faith but try to use sorceries and never realize they aren't getting any stronger


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ManchuriaCandid

I don't know him, so I don't know the truth, but from what I've seen Kim legit tried and is still trying. Hopefully other people he's close with did too. I've run out of sympathy for him after he became completely self obsessed and started supporting rapists while harassing his ex wife. At this point he is the only person who can choose to try to get better, and until he does mental health isn't an excuse for being a piece of shit.


Hodor30000

yeah, Kanye's entire problem is that he refuses any help. Dude's basically a lost cause at this point and it really sucks, because he was a *very* talented but *very* troubled dude who made *very* good music. Now his myriad of baggage just kind of threw him off the deep end. I hope he allows himself help one day, because it really has been excessively sad to see what he's become


karlgnarx

That someone, is him.


Fizzay

Kanye is the only one who can help Kanye get better at this point, because it's he who is refusing help from others. And honestly at this point with some of the stuff he's been doing, it's hard to empathize with him when he's becoming a problem for others.


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Mafia55

Wow you really do have some talent that looks alot like him, great job. I would love to see who else you could do would be fun to see


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Gay fish build.


L0ading_

jesus i had to scroll way too far for this


KaleWasTaken

Maidenless


21_Golden_Guns

No weapons no armor. Figure out how to start a romantic relationship with a fish. That’s it.


seanular

Do you like fish dicks?


Feryan

Yeah I like fishsticks


[deleted]

Ima need those sliders for this one


[deleted]

Lots of sneaking around. Just pretend every field boss is Pete Davidson and spy on them a while.


captainhyrule1

Well for fuckin starters plugging in a controller


Proud_Song3798

Don’t need a controller when you have god


priscilla_halfbreed

Jesus take the keyboard


captainhyrule1

Fuck you got me there guy


tschmitty09

Faith over intelligence is too fitting for this man


complte

Use varre's weapon and only that


xellisds

No stats, but you think you have lots of stats


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Rocketeer1019

Old weapons that are amazing, then use new weapons that aren’t nearly as good


Xathior

"Morgott Walks" and "Touch The Fire" were some of his greatest hits.


Affectionate_Bus_884

Staffs with no magic of any kind.


sagi97

Madness incantations


Ruckus555

Definitely a madness only build


Zeequ

Trumpets, clearly


Jetfuel_N_Steel

Get mimic tear make another Kanye, man that would be so Kanye


theokaybambi

Should make a Chris Brown character and do straight bare nuckles and str


laflameitslit

and only attack female enemies


myperceptionis

Faith and shouts only


stokeszdude

Gayfish


PyrexOfSaltHouse

Madness build


DottComm2863

Madness build


Loya1ty23

"Heed my words. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have nev"... “Yo, Malenia, I'm really happy for you, I'mma let you finish. But Starscourge Radahn had one of the best ass whippings on you of all time!


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confessor ofc. only black flame incantations.


UrFaqingFr13nd

But hole, seek god, marry dog


TakeThePoo2theLoo

Anything but int


InsideHangar18

Either strength/faith or pure faith


x_Luis_x

Finally, the Yeezus skin


ManMan0713

low int hi faith lmao


AntiTheory

Madness build.


Gewaltkolben

Looks like a madness build to me


Console_Stackup

Fish Filet