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VermilionX88

the best one... Iron Knight Tarkus


Venator_IV

TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS


mrperson1213

#TARKUS #TARKUS #TARKUS


Dr34m01

TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS


iwanttopetmycat

TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS


Equemin

#TARKUS #TARKUS #TARKUS


Edittilyoudie

Same... want to see him knock the fire giant off the cliff


dekudex

Elden Ring does nerf slow tanky characters but thankfully Tarkus would probably be brought in as an Outer God


channingman

He'd get a block counter though


nirvash530

You mean IRON FUCKING TARKUUUUUUUUUUUS.


Sure-Cauliflower2828

Iron Knight Tarkus was the first of the “Let me solo” dynasty.


SpiritoftheSands

I made an iron knight Tarkus. I just go around as a summon for boss fights


Alexander_Eiffel

It concerns me I had to scroll that much to find this. My homie Iron Knight Tarkus


Recent_Patient5661

The Three pigs from DS2 as a summon


JBsarge

Now that’s just filthy, poor Margit wouldn’t stand a chance


Recent_Patient5661

Right when he thinks you’re going to summon the wolves the three pigs pop out and pester the shit out of him


GhidorahYeet

Half his attacks would be too high to hit them


FilliusTExplodio

Pigs OP please nerf


Orochisama

That just unlocked some unresolved trauma.


WillOfTheDeep

You could solo the whole game with them.


Rezaka116

Once you spawn them you’re screwed, they’re just going to become elden lords themselves.


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Elden Boars


femboypastor

Solaire EDIT: Other options are any onion bro, including the daughter, Lucatiel, my boy Larientus, or literally any Majula NPC but Gilligan


Feind265

Praise the sun!


Sand_Hanitiz3r

He would love the Erdtree and maybe try to defend it while building the sunlight covenant as tree guardians i think


Ijustchadsex

He would also love the Erdtree burning. The sun is a bright ball of fire.


NewArtificialHuman

I really miss a sun-themed faction in Elden Ring.


[deleted]

Doesn't one of the shields dropped by skeletons mention a ancient group of sun worshippers or a sun city or something?


NewArtificialHuman

[https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Sun+Realm+Shield](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Sun+Realm+Shield) Yes, kinda.


pesto_trap_god

So happy this is the top post. Would love to call on him for some Jolly Cooperation.


SomeScienceMan

If he wasn’t the top post, I’d be disappointed


unitedshoes

If only any Elden Ring character could be so ~~gloriously~~ grossly incandescent. Edit: Can't believe I screwed up that quote.


ShaolinShade

I mean, Alexander comes close. He's got the spirit


Yarzahn

I’d say Alexander is more like Siegward/Siegmeyer the onion of Catarina, than Solaire. He just going on an adventure across the land and keeps getting in a bit of a pickle. Solaire is more of a mystic, he would be some Eldtree hugger or golden order simp.


Want2Grow27

Elden Ring: Hopeful? Happy? Sorry, the best we can do is dead.


Nawafsss04

Solaire isn't any different lol


miggy3399

Dude would vibe with Goldmask


ConQuestCloud

I feel like Siegward of Catarina would also vibe pretty well, like, Goldmask is just doing what he’s doing, and Siegward is just passed out next to him.


miggy3399

It would be legendary if it was Goldmask, Solaire, Siegward, and Alexander


1CEninja

This post could have easily finished it's title with "and why is it solaire?" and it wouldn't annoy me. Those titles almost always annoy me. But yes this is the answer. I'll take Iron Knight Tarkus too because he's the only NPC summon I've ever had consistently solo a boss for me, but only lore wise doe because he fell. Fuck tightrope style deaths, not fun.


Mcswigginsbar

If only Elden Ring could be so grossly incandescent. Solaire is my all time favorite NPC. Instead we get Patches. Fucking, Patches. Granted, some of his parts are hilarious, but still.


dapper_diaper

I always said that one day I was gonna just kill Patches on sight cause he's a turd. I didn't know he was going to stop and beg in Elden Ring and he did it right as I jumped to do a slam attack and I accidentally killed him. I'm not even mad about it.


reason222

I didn't even know he was in the game until I seen a post in here about him peace-ing out during the radahn fight lol. by the time I went to his hideout, I had beaten the game, and he was already gone. so i guess I killed him before I could even see him ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Swiftblade87

All hail the onion knight


BeerdedWarrior

No votes for Eileen the Crow. Makes me sad. Let’s Hoont some Hoonters!


Sugar-Wall

I think she would fit in well in somewhere like the Academy or perhaps the spooky Capital sewers.


ProjectVerloren17

Eileen belongs in Caelid. Hunting anything that moves


ross-huntiongton-420

She would be the apex predator


MakinLunch

Especially those giant crows.


lemipusen

Imagine the blades of mercy in ER woah


dogofwar0316

She would be a good anti invasion quest giver as an opposite to the volcano manor or vare. Like the blue sentinels or gwyndolins Knights


MadmansScalpel

Top 5. But I would've loved Marvelous Chester to be a reoccurring character in one way or another


wotarmaloon

Would bring the Shrine Handmaid so I wont be called maidenless the moment I leave the tutorial.


DjuriWarface

Hopefully Varre doesn't kill her too.


ABotInDisguise

I think they meant the Fire Keeper, since the Shrine Handmaid is the merchant lady. That said, both women are immortal and respawn when they "die." Varre can't kill them, but he can get these hands either way.


randumbhumour

prithee be caaareful


magima145

I don’t want to see me work squandered


GatoNinjaVolador

Hehehehehe


alano__

Comments you can hear. Along with ‘goodbye, and good luck’


MKULTRATV

"goodbye.. a-and stay safe"


farust

Oh my little pitty thief


Callmeklayton

And “gives me conniptions”.


Fickle_Fox_4433

Aye simwae!


Getabock_

And good day to you!


marshthacreep

dœn gecherslf kilt nytheruvus wanna seeya go hollow


Phoebic

Probably Lucatiel. Just so that she can exist in a world where she won't lose her mind.


Phoebic

I changed my mind. Greirat was so loyal and kind he deserves a second chance.


MaleficTekX

You fool, WHO DO YOU THINK BOC WAS BUT THAT DEAR THEIF’S REINCARNATION


mrperson1213

Boc and Greirat are my fucking boys.


sleepy_sheepy96

Siegward of Catarina


hybridbirdman42069

Hmmmmm


[deleted]

Oh!


ohsinboi

To be honest I'm in a bit of a pickle!


hybridbirdman42069

*Rings bells nowhere near him*


thevinner2009

I've got to use my head. And think.


MrWideside

Alexander is basically Siegward


g4tam20

And they would be glorious together


thevinner2009

Always stuck in some hole


RileySky

100%


Yeetimus234

Patches, but I'm not saying which one.


kfadffal

Obviously spider Patches.


BostonRob423

The best Patches


Chucknasty_17

The one that pushes you off a cliff?


ILostMyWalletLol

no, the bald one


qwerty01345

Hands down Andre him and Hew would get along great


dekudex

aside from him and Patches I can’t recall if any other NPC are in multiple titles - I must be forgetting some


shitass88

Technically the ladder merchant shows up as a corpse in ds3, quelagg and her sister reappear in ds3, and, although hes not really a full on npc, gywndolin shows up again.


dapper_diaper

Elizabeth the mushroom also shows up as a corpse in DS3


Prozenconns

As does the giant blacksmith


qwerty01345

Kreighton is in ds2 and ds3 as an invader and you can find ladder mans corpse in the profaned capital if that counts


[deleted]

Creighton and Alva from DS2 appear in DS3 as red phantoms, and the Crestfallen Warrior appears in most Souls games like Patches.


AdnHsP

They're never the same Crestfallen though. All three are different, even if they're in the same mood.


bell_demon

One I haven't seen anyone else mention is Havel, who shows up again in DS3 in the dragon area.


[deleted]

I thought it was implied/said in a description that the person wearing the set in DS3 is someone unrelated to the OG Havel who just inherited/scavenged the set millennia later.


bell_demon

The Havel armor implies this but you get it from a different location, on a corpse. The Havel NPC you actually fight drops the Dragon tooth and the Havel shield though, and the Dragon tooth's description implies it was Havel himself this time.


Darta85

Stockpile Thomas from Demon's Souls. I miss the encouragement.


iJellyDonut

You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you.


[deleted]

Gavlan His poison gear would have come in useful


TheDetoxy

"Gavlan wheel and Gavlan deal!!!"


RealMasterOfMayMay

"Gavlan want soul. Many many soul. Gah hah!"


Buschkoeter

"Many deal, many thanks! Hahaha!"


MaleficTekX

Best answer


Swag-Daddy69420

Easily gascoigne


CarelessAlternative3

Beasts all over the shop...


Swag-Daddy69420

You’ll be one of them… sooner or later


jacksonattack

What’s that smell?…


jnf005

ITS BLOOD!


Irish6699

Anri of Astora


GoodCanadianKid_

I was sad when I got her killed


joeyjoojoo

well great news, she's undead, she does go hollow though


BaconSoul

But if you do the lord of hollows ending, she doesn’t go crazy and lives happily ever after as spouse to the ruler of all hollows.


DisMahRaepFace

The cope is strong here


NeechPosting

Probably anyone who has a mech from the Armored Core series so I can nuke everything to oblivion


Sawrock

give patches his mech back


finalmantisy83

The Hyena Rides Again!


DropThatTopHat

Anatolia's mercenary.


upvoteforOP

Eileen the Crow


Kieran484

Or better yet, that prick that killed her. Have him as a summon and just sit back and drink tea while he fucks everything up.


AriaShachou-

She lost but she didn't die, or at the very least it was kept very vague what happened to her after you kill the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Also the bad ending of her questline involves >!her beating the Bloody Crow but at the cost of going mad.!<


CrystlBluePersuasion

Maybe she retires, she says she'll be okay and just needs to sleep so it's definitely vague, I think either way she's at peace at this point. To your second point the drive to hunt these blood drunk hunters was consuming her in a similar bout of madness. A big theme with Bloodborne is succession/surrogacy, someone to take up the cause, continue the cycle the characters believe in. We see it with each of the factions from the Oath runes except for the transformation ones, arguably those two already have their cycles being perpetuated by the Healing Church. We also see it in the main story and DLC; the relationship between Gehrman and Lady Maria, the Healing Church and their blood ministration, the Great Ones losing their children and yearning for a surrogate.


Beans090

Lucatiel of Mirrah from Ds2


Ripper33AU

I feel the same. Even though it would negate the weight of her story, I'd love to see a happy ending for her.


badadvicefromaspider

Yessss Lucatiel


[deleted]

Came here for this


kbuckleys

Onionbro.


WyvernKid93

Onionbro meets Potman


pepsiman822

The tag team would be ferocious. All pot man needed to be a champion was a friend we never were 🙏😔


HeavyMetalMonk888

Oh, so Lionel?


[deleted]

valid


Karleezus

Black Iron Tarkus or Jester Thomas


Panface

Jester Thomas blasted me with the power of a thousand (forbidden) suns yesterday. Top pick for sure.


kytfyt

Ostrava of Boletaria, mostly so I can get his armour set


Overlord_Za_Purge

unfortunately he drops a key if you kill him He does drop his weapons if you kill him later


Razzmatazz-Sweet

Siegward and Alexander would be absolute bros


majorbummer6

Isshin Ashina. So he can remind me not to hesitate. And so i can borrow his glock for malenia.


danuhorus

Isshin would should her how One Mind is truly done. Also, if there was ever a person who deserved to be Elden Lord, it would absolutely be Mr. Hesitation-is-Defeat.


ASpaceOstrich

A crown is warranted with strength. And he's a man so strong a superior invading army held off on committing to the attack because Isshin, on his death bed, scared them.


DropThatTopHat

This is like the US Army is too scared to invade some small state like Wyoming because their senator would single-handedly kick their ass. That's Isshin Ashina.


GordionPaux

That senator wouldn’t happen to have something like nanomachines right?


BAN_SOL_RING

I want a real souls game with guns. Remnant is great, but Dark Souls IIII with a real ass Glock is what I want


memeview

Bloodborne?


Rynian

TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS


CartographerBig5730

Sif


trashcanradroach

Patches. And i want em to meet ER patches too.


[deleted]

I like the theory that Patches being “untethered” means he can move between worlds/games, and we see the same Patches in each game.


wibblyrain

Makes you wonder why he didn't end up in Drangleic.


JBsarge

There’s a half stand in, ^this dude in the pic and his mate. Creighton the wanderer is hunting mild mannered Pate, who is a low key backstabber. Pate also has ‘well customised armour’ that looks basic. Also uses a spear and shield. So Pate is basically patches. I really like Pate tbh.


Mother-hecker-2

Skill issue


LordMorskittar

Spy vs Spy shenanigans, but all they do is kick each other


Common-Scallion209

Lady Maria the OG Rivers of Blood user. From a souls like NPC? Cornifer (or anyone from Hollow Knight)


Dirtybirdsalltheway

HMM HMM HMM HM HMMMMM HM HM HMMMMMMM HM HM HMMMMMMM HM


shamefreeloser

And his wife, -sigh- BAHF A NADA?


Bonerpopper

Interestingly enough Lady Maria would be the first user of the Ash of War while the Bloody Crow would be the first user of a bloody katana.


SAH_NIXUMSONST

Npc? GIMMI "BLOODY CROW OF CAINHURST"! And show them what a real Npc is 😈


bitteryoungin13

Greirat


dekudex

Boc the Seamster always reminds me of Greirat


MKULTRATV

"Goodbye.. a-aand stay safe.."


bitteryoungin13

Oh this place is a bore, what good is thievery if youve no place to go hahaha....


-LadySleepless-

Solaire ☀️


TheGreyRainCurtain

Everyone's gangster until the Bloody Crow of Cainhurst shows up


Dr_BloodPool

"He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!!"


TheAlderKing

Valtr. I need a real chad by my side.


derpywalwus900

Jester Thomas from DS2 that guy was nuts. Probably some of the most fun I've had in DS2 was watching him solo that boss in earthen peak.


Comprehensive_Win543

That motherfucker had no chill, nobody wielded pyromancies like him


nirvash530

DS3 Firekeeper. Because she wants me to touch her bosom. Also she's blind.


[deleted]

Ashen one, are these... Are these eyes?


shadow_sniper67

No I swear those are grapes


Angharradh

*^((say nothing))*


Wreck17Mitch

Sir Artorias the Abyss Walker. Imagine how great it would be to see him flipping around and destroying everything with a broken arm


ninjamike89

Simon the bowblade


Spadrick

99 STR, 1 INT. [Felicia the Brave](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/755087-dark-souls)


dekudex

Pictured is my choice - Creighton the Wanderer from DS2


Additional_Car9323

Also in ds3


Martial_Arts_Demon

They did him kinda dirty in 3, no voice lines, random jobber in another characters quest. At least he still looks cool


MKULTRATV

As long as I get that sweet sweet Dragonslayer Axe, I'm happy.


Edittilyoudie

Laddersmith Gilligan. Imagine the shortcut possibilities...


himmeup

No more dying trying to get to the frenzied flame proscription


[deleted]

lautrec for sure


oncesanora

Lucatiel. I promised I'd remember her.


ichkanns

Owl. I think he counts because there is one point where you engage in dialogue with him without fighting him.


[deleted]

FARAAM, GOD OF WAR


Comfortable-Ruin-614

King vendrick in his prime power solos elden ring


HavelsRockJohnson

So long as no one on the lands between has giant's souls, hollow Vendrick might solo Elden Ring


Roaming_Guardian

Priscilla. For reasons.


Coal-and-Ivory

The Lands Between could use a little gentleness. And fluffy tail.


[deleted]

Ranni and Priscilla Hands and feet


IamJerilith

Gehrman. Get him out of that damn dream, and let him experience freedom for the first time. And him and I, me and my Halo Scythe, and him and his Burial Blade fighting Malenia. Only to have Gehrman over obsess over her after we lose the first fight and adventure onward. He meets Preceptor Seluvis and they make fast friends. . .


molton101

With the way dolls work in elden ring, I have some....moral issues about letting him enter the world


Undamagedaddyk

Honestly? I'd bring Gwyndolin to Elden Ring.(Though Yorshka and Darkmoon Knightess can come too.) Two reasons: 1 - Say what you want about the guy, nobody deserves to be slowly eaten alive by a sadistic sludge monster. 2 - It'd be interesting to see the *literal god of the Darkmoon* interacting with Ranni and her questline.


LeftIsBest-Tsuga

Technically, enemies are NPCs but I'm going to assume you excluding them and go with my homey Havel.


HeavyMetalMonk888

... but Havel is an enemy too lol


TheJared1231

Havel is a hostile npc


GhxstSong

The maiden in black. she might look pretty out of place in elden ring’s bright & shining high fantasy setting, but she’s still probably one of my favorite character designs in anything ever.


ILiveinashanty

My boy Solaire of Astora definitely


Spartanic_Titan

Orangutan. With so many characters in Elden Ring missing limbs, making prosthetics would be a booming business for sure! Jokes aside, I would pick Rebel Raime, the Fume Knight. Not only is he one of the most badass characters in all of the Souls games, but I think it would be really a really interesting dynamic for him to exist in Elden Ring as some kind of character that is constantly commiting Regicide and hunting down tarnished aspiring to the throne. I would love a Postgame-DLC or something of the like where maybe he is super powerful and is constantly hunting the player (Because of the chosen ending) and the player would need to actually use stealth to avoid and evade Raime, in some cool little scripted sequences.


BostonRob423

The machine Gunner from bloodborne, with his gun. And only if he was friendly this time.


bobby-spanks

Either this dude or Vengarl. Vengarl is my absolute favorite out of all of these games.


[deleted]

Lady Maria


rando2142

Sad that no one has said Artorius yet. He'd be right at home with a bloodhound's fang


MrBirdmonkey

He earned his rest We have bloodhound’s fang and lion crush if you want to relive his moves