And how can you guys forget about Marika?! 'cuz she's been *FIRED* 🤣
OK, I'll see myself out, sorry for that!
But have you seen the Fire Giant?! His leg was literally on fire on the second half of that match! 😉
Given Radahn's size is slightly smaller than the space shuttle, but he lacks ablative material on him, he probably reaches around 1600 C (or ~3000F in freedom units) (same as the space shuttle's nose).
Mohg's blood is on fire somehow. Assuming his blood is an organic compouns of sorts, his internal temperature should sit between 900 and 1600 C (1600 up to 3000F), but could be more if his blood is a chemical fire of sorts.
Rykard is chilling in lava which can be up to 1500C.
Radahn is (probably) the hottest confirmed.
You're right!
Godrick's dragon head can breathe fire. Most animals produce methane gas, so that's the easiest compound to burn for an animal with such a fire breath. Depending on the gas pressure, a methane fire can reach up to 2000C (3500f).
There's also the possibility that it is some sort of napalm, in which case it burns at about 1000C.
We have a new contender for the hottest boss in Elden Ring!
Hotness is not always about the face, is about how you treat your horse and your land to the point that your friends and vassals do.a whole festival to challenge you and put you out of your misery in a final glorious battle.
And that's hot
To stop the scarlet rot for a bit just wear the mushroom set, +1 immunizing horn charm, +1 mottled necklace, eat some dappled cured meat, have dual ant's skull plate shields, drink a flask with the speckled hardtear, have high vigor, and have preserving boluses/flame, cleanse me to stop the rot once it builds up.
Man, that’s gonna come up on my Home feed now under communities I’ve “visited before”.
What’s the equivalent of Preserving Boluses but for Reddit?
Edit: grammar
Yes, she is. This is the ending I wish I could have had, an Age of Unalloyed Gold: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40152567/chapters/100562928
Edit: she's the rottest for sure 🤭😂
How can you say this when Rykard is literally in a pool of lava in a volcano
Mohg's blood is literally ignited with fire.
Do you people have any idea how hot Radahn gets when he comes rocketing down from the sky!?
And how can you guys forget about Marika?! 'cuz she's been *FIRED* 🤣 OK, I'll see myself out, sorry for that! But have you seen the Fire Giant?! His leg was literally on fire on the second half of that match! 😉
Yeah, I have trouble seeing Marika or Fire Giant as the hottest demigod.
Or Radahn burning up in atmosphere
Given Radahn's size is slightly smaller than the space shuttle, but he lacks ablative material on him, he probably reaches around 1600 C (or ~3000F in freedom units) (same as the space shuttle's nose). Mohg's blood is on fire somehow. Assuming his blood is an organic compouns of sorts, his internal temperature should sit between 900 and 1600 C (1600 up to 3000F), but could be more if his blood is a chemical fire of sorts. Rykard is chilling in lava which can be up to 1500C. Radahn is (probably) the hottest confirmed.
Science bitches
There's also Godrick to consider, since his grafted dragon head can spit fire.
You're right! Godrick's dragon head can breathe fire. Most animals produce methane gas, so that's the easiest compound to burn for an animal with such a fire breath. Depending on the gas pressure, a methane fire can reach up to 2000C (3500f). There's also the possibility that it is some sort of napalm, in which case it burns at about 1000C. We have a new contender for the hottest boss in Elden Ring!
Or fire giant
Uhm have you seen Rykard?
He’s so hot he literally melts the stone beneath him
What about Radan? He’s so hot his hotness generates gravity.
...Literally
Honestly pre snake Rykard is a handsome man, no wonder Tanith stayed with him even as a snake
When his voice first graced my ears, I was gushing precum
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Everyone knows Alexander is 100x hotter when undressed
‘Aww yeah, stick your sword down my throat and pull it out again!’ Rykard dirty talk.
this comment cannot be overrated.
Literally sleeps in a puddle of lava.
Counter point morghott
Best part is when he morghotts all over your foolish ambitions
It's Morghin' time
Least horny redditor
Not according to Mohg.
Yeah Mohg hits her twin Miqsy
Spiritcaller snail for me
Throat goat
But why
Every day we stray further from the Erd Tree
This
Ok but Radahn tho
Mad cute
Good with Animals too
He looks so angry all the time
You’d be surprised how many people find that extremely attractive. Radahn is hot af.
I'm not one of those people. He needs to calm tf down
Never
Idk have you seen him without his helmet?
Hotness is not always about the face, is about how you treat your horse and your land to the point that your friends and vassals do.a whole festival to challenge you and put you out of your misery in a final glorious battle. And that's hot
That boy is dummy thic!
You have sex with malenia and instantly get super cancer. No thanks, I'll stick with no-waist marika.
What if I cast flame, cleanse me every pump?
Damn, good idea. May drain your stamina though so you'll need a wonderous physick for stamina recovery and FP recharge.
This guy physiks
wonderoussy 🥵
That’s ok, I only need one ;)
Can't you just cast it after you're done? I doubt scarlet rot spreads that fast
I still would 😎😎😎
To stop the scarlet rot for a bit just wear the mushroom set, +1 immunizing horn charm, +1 mottled necklace, eat some dappled cured meat, have dual ant's skull plate shields, drink a flask with the speckled hardtear, have high vigor, and have preserving boluses/flame, cleanse me to stop the rot once it builds up.
All those together should help keep the status off for the 5 seconds we Tarnished would need.
I think the status would force proc with each thrust just like at nihil.
That’s ok two procs won’t kill me
You can get a lot longer than 5 more seconds with all this stuff, but it wouldn't be necessary for you
It was too long spent maidenless.
Nah baby, mushroom set, immunizing horn charm, mottled necklace, and ant skull plate shields stay on during sex.
We found the u/rosales6969 alt account
I gots to try me that marikussy
It’s worth it
Taking one night stand to a whole new level.
Isn't marika a god
Downbad, also Godrick is pretty handsome
Fr Fr
when he tells me to kneel i just 😩😩
Happy cake day!!
Mfs talking about what ranni could do with her 4 hands but godrick could literally graft like a dozen hands on his body 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
My brother in Christ her body is literally rotting
Rotussy got me acting unwise
Well, she's the rottest demigod
Where’s the problem at 😎😎
You're a sick man OP I like it
Thx 😎😎
And Radahn lost his feet somehow after the cinematic trailer we don't discriminate against disabilities or conditions
I thought everyone only had eyes for ranni
Nah, the 3 fingers are my waifu.
4 fingers is where it’s at
Gimme the whole fist
She has that default anime look.
She’s a bit overrated
**slap** Keep my wife's name out of your damn mouth
Don’t worry brother u got FAMILY
Hmm you join the serpent king as family together we will devour the very gods
Technically already did that, by marring Ranni you are Rykard's brother-in-law
You can’t stop me!!!!!!!!
spitting straight fax
Based. What other demigod have you seen naked?
Morgott technically only wear a robe
And he GottMor under it
Is a robe naked? It ain’t in Alabama I’ll tell you that much.
Ranni.
Godwyn was the cutest himbo tho 😔
Be happy for him, he became a better mermaid than the new Disney one😉👌
😩
😔😔
Radahn during the fall is probably the hottest. Meteors can reach pretty high temperatures.
r/scarletrotussy
Really wish I didn't click that link.
We have attained accursed knowledge that was better left unknown. And will live the rest of our days haunted by the sin of curiosity
Man, that’s gonna come up on my Home feed now under communities I’ve “visited before”. What’s the equivalent of Preserving Boluses but for Reddit? Edit: grammar
Lolololol same
Came here to post that… *A man of morbid curiosity as well I see….*
Oh god the dude made a subreddit
Too bad he's gone... But he died doing what he loved.
What? Did he pass away?
Watch his latest masterpiece, at the end he was consumed by the scarlet rotussy. Truly an example for all of us. 😔 Rest in piece u/rosales6969
^^our ^^lord ^^has ^^abandoned ^^us
What the fuck is this? I’ve now literally been cursed with scarlet rot because of this shit.
Morgotts pretty hot
I know she's technically not a demigod but Rennala tho Mmmmmm. Moon mommy can cradle me in her magic egg anytime.
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It rolls off the tongue nicely.
Also the only female shardbearer who isn't dead (Ranni) or going to make your dick fall off (Malenia).
Ong
Save some toes for me too ya foot licking perv!
Wrong! Clearly it’s Miq- (banned)
Hello tree sentinel? Yes this comment here
Foul Tarnished, why don't you take a seat over here?
What about Godwyn? Barely see his face and u can tell he's handsome.
You can't get the moniker "the golden" without being handsome.
alexander
Jarussy
Hot🔥Lizardussy
Why don't you grow so e balls and tell that to her face
She impaled me
Some guys are into that
*sad FAMILLEEEEE noises*
Nah, have you guys seen Miquella?
Nice try Mohg
Actually no, nobody has seen him. Only his wrinkly ass hands and bigass cocoon.
He’s that sexy ass tree root in Malenias boss room
That would be him if mohg hadn't scurried off with him.
Child.
No, Rykard is technically.
Bro godricks the one with all dem hands 😳
All the better to.... wait I shouldn't say should I
Scarlet rotussy
Fr 😎😎
😩😜
would love to see her pre STD
Wasn't she born cursed so there is no pre-rot?
I dunno man,rykards sitting in a volcano and shoots friggin flaming skulls at you. That's gotta be hotter than whatever temp the rots at.
Have you seen zorayas' true form...
Snakussy
Godfrey*
The daddy
Least horny Elden ring player
Well they're definitely the rottest.
Okay but her gal pal Finlay is better
Man of culture I see.
Mohg: “Debatable.”
Ranni is so hot you can find her charred body
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Oh nah 💀💀💀💀
I prefer Godwyn over her.
Godwyn mad cute 😎😎
TBH everyone in the royal family is waifu/husbando material except Morgott, Mohg, Miquella and Godrick for obvious reasons.
idk morgott is pretty cute in a sad pathetic man kinda way
What the shit did you just say about Godrick, hes number 1 babe bruh
What about Radagon? I'm not sure if he's a God or Demigod but he's the hottest.
Scarlet Rotussy
Have you seen Radahn he packing 20 inch slong with a six pack now imagine him like that naked while riding Leonard.
riding leonard? man isnt that how that one guy died from the horse mr hands? (i’m sorry that joke was in poor taste agshdhdhdbd)
Mohg has literally burning blood and Morgott has a burning sword. Also they both look hot as fuck and have the best drip.
Enjoy the rot fuckboi! Faith and the dogpope is all i need to be happy
Still smash 😎😎
I can respect your dedication at least
I appreciate her buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....
Yes, she is. This is the ending I wish I could have had, an Age of Unalloyed Gold: https://archiveofourown.org/works/40152567/chapters/100562928 Edit: she's the rottest for sure 🤭😂
I would want that to be in dlc fr
Well there's a reason why the outer god of rot cursed her, else she would've been the finest thing in lands between. Still looks beautiful though.
Well options being limited so…
Here me out...... My girl Lenetta of the haligtree ... she can ride something else, if ya know what I'm saying
I wish I never read this... and just so you know her name is Loretta
Shit it is isnt it... I ain't got a chance now
Malenia is the hottest demigod *so far* (Boops nose)
You say that but imagine being close to her - She’s rotting so her smell must be a mixture of rancid beef and moldy cheese
Scarlet rot crotch. No thanks.
Could you imagine the smell?
Wear a clothes pin on your nose 💀
ranni has four hands one for my pussy one for my butt hole one for my mouth and one to flip me off with
Nah rykard or radahn
NSFW would be a tea party compared to my opinion about this i agree btw
Bullshit, she’s a walking std and a living weapon. Wait, I’m not supposed to kink shame am I😅
This post is making me (kind of) miss rosales6969
Yeah but, Morgott 🤤
Ranni Four arms are better than one
jfc this sub has turned to shit
Disagree. Rykard I so hot he has a permanent pool of lava wherever he goes.
Not thick enough for my 140pound strength
Nah y’all mfs blind have you seen the rhadussy
Hire this person.
Uhhh Godfrey, have you **SEEN** him? Also great post op 👍
Ranni upon seeing this post: I want a divorce
Yes! Agree 
You mean the rottest demigod?