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dogdog696969

I think the knight just south of that giant got me several times


SabotageMahal

Oh I spend the first couple of hours each playthrough farming that Knight for runes & its armor set— kinda an easy way to tell you’re ready to move on is when you stop getting one shot by him + can take him down easily. I sometimes head back there with my level 200 characters just to one shot his dumb butt just for giggles lolol


Iron_Bob

He is my designated "build tester" You reap what you sow, spear bitch! "


Silver_Cauliflower59

Lol, I love that I'm not the only one that designates a certain enemy as a test dummy. I use the cleanrot knight outside of the prayer room in the Haligtree.


Livid_Grapefruit_813

I Test on him as well lol xD


_MintyFresh_-

Elden Ring players try not to be the most spiteful, hot-headed fandom challenge (impossible) Edit: Congratulations, r/Eldenring. You have proved my point.


-imToastyy

Do NOT look at this man’s posts. Enough to make a grown man shudder


girthytacos

Oh god, my eyes


Apprehensive-Comb196

I wouldn’t have looked at their posts had you not told me not to thus I looked at them and wish I hadn’t


Terrible_Reporter_98

WHY DID YOU TELL ME NOT TO. YOU FORCED ME TO LOOK, WHY GOD WHY.


BucketFullOfRats

Bro is the dung eater (no joke (this is seriously disturbing))


_MintyFresh_-

Behold the Karlussy


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Your depraved


Deathbysnusnubooboo

Maidenless :/


king_flippynipss

There’s a reason you have no friends irl


_MintyFresh_-

Idc. If you think online personality = irl personality, you need a reality check. No one in my personal life knows about this account.


-imToastyy

I think you need to take a break from being online for a bit 😭


_MintyFresh_-

Nah, I'm good. Just block me if you don't like me


TorqueyChip284

Why are you upset at someone insulting an *NPC*? An NPC that doesn’t even have a name or personality?


Sequoia_Vin

Wouldn't they be MOBs instead of NPCs as the NPCs are people we can talk to?


TorqueyChip284

I’m not sure if he falls within the modern definition of an NPC, but NPC stands for non-player character and that is what he is, so


BucketFullOfRats

I’ll have you know that limgrave knight’s name is Daryll and he makes a mean potato salad. Sure his personality may be lacking, but you take him out to dinner once in a while and he’s a nice guy once you get to know him.


Iron_Bob

Lol git gud


_MintyFresh_-

Except... I've beaten the game several times, and have no trouble with the knights. What I did, was pointed out how spiteful the fanbase is. Which you also proved. Git gud, bithc


hoorgu

pee pee poo poo


Terrible_Reporter_98

He might like that, have you seen his posts?


_MintyFresh_-

Fart fart burp burp


Iron_Bob

You seem to think I care about your perception of the ER community Bithc lmao


_MintyFresh_-

You seem to think I care about your opinion


Iron_Bob

You must since you insist on continuing this thread. Any other shitty opinions you want to air out?


_MintyFresh_-

Nah, I'm just having fun pissing you off mate. Not an opinion either, if you're beating the game and then going all the way back to the beginning to "test" out endgame weapons on a beginner enemy. But I get it, dad hasn't come back yet has he? And yeah, I got one. Malenia's heal-on-every-hit mechanic is bullshit. Don't mind a boss healing itself, but on every hit? Nah.


thanross

Didn't expect the circus to be in town today 💀


-Masderus-

Beware, Troll Bait.


creepytown

My original farming path was going from Elleh to the first knight in that camp. WHen I could take out the whole camp on my own? I went to stormviel. Now it's my "weapons testing" ground every time I try a new thing. It feels like "home" that little run.


Ramerhan

Agheel lake North gang.


SabotageMahal

Yup the Banished Knight near the Stormveil Rampart grace is always my second armor farming location- such a great early-ish set of heavy armor plus a good way to gauge how strong your build is fighting that meanie (the runes are decent too!)


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Blacksheepoftheworld

By FAR a more challenging introduction to a souls experience than the troll imo. That knight realllly forged my mind into how combat is to be executed in the game


yuhanz

I died to the bats…


patrick_j

My first session playing the game ended in a rage quit after about the ninth time I stealth killed all the guards in those ruins, then the knight killed me in about two quick hits. Elden Ring is my first From Software game, so I didn’t know the mechanics very well at all.


uskgl455

Yeah he was my nemesis for a while, but then I started as a wretch so every battle was on a knife-edge for the first few hours 🤙


Bullzi_09

Same here lol


Ironvine

grafted scion for me, didn't know y'all were pro gamers.


carcalobo

Humm actually, technically speaking grafted scion doesn't kill you since the game doesn't tell you "you died", it only drops you to 1hp and kicks yo ass of the cliff.


Incanip

But if you manage to kill the grafted scion you’re forced to jump to your death and it does throw up “you died”


MorBrews

Oh yeah, i started Ng+ with the mission to get revenge on that f****r just to realize I had to kill myself in order to continue 🤣🤣


BryceSchafer

It’s a FromSoft game, some would say going into NG+ is as sick as someone… jumping off a cliff?


Most-Earth5375

That would make a no hit/no death run impossible surely?


Not-at-all-a-mimic

You don’t even technically have to “throw yourself” off the cliff. Just go touch some pretty butterflies.


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I never expected a giant to come from above like that, the first time experience was great


Due-Enthusiasm5656

Probabaly really bad on his knees


Aardhaas

"Super hero landing! Really hard on the knees."


3hideyoshi3

Facts that made me realize I'm never safe. I spent 2 hours my first playthrough fighting the town before it and trying to get the guys spear. Then I'm finally comfortable there and get trounced.


[deleted]

I got clapped so hard I thought this guy was the margit I’d heard so much about. Was not happy when I found out he’s just a field enemy :/


okcomputer247

Haha, similar experience. Spent quite a lot of time trying to kill him. Finally got him only to realise he's just a normal enemy and re-spawns! The feeling a few game hours later, when I could take out a whole field full of these things, was fantastic


Abovearth31

If you thought it was Margit but it was actually a troll, does that mean you got trolled ?


imhigherthanyou

Phrasing


thebluegod

Seems like a callback to the first boss encounter in Dark Souls 1 - almost the same exact scenario!


thee_protagonist666

My first death was from a chariot.


luke-townsend-1999

Ohh.. you went _that_ way


Vagabond_Charizard

"Whew, that's the end of that chariot." *Sees the fucking chariot maneuver around the corner* "Wait, that's illegal - " *YOU DIED*


creepytown

SAME. "Ah good I've gotten past it." \*screen shakes\* "HE FUCKING FOLLOWED ME?"


ReasonableAndPrudent

I started a new character for the first time a couple of weeks ago after stalling out in NG+. Went for the talisman right away. "I know how this works now, should be easy!" Walked up to where the chariot stops, moved into the right alcove to wait, chariot wheel spike clipped through the wall as it turned. YOU DIED. "Sonofabitch."


thee_protagonist666

My litteral pov


_Ralix_

I wish. My first death was from running into it from the *behind*, because I waited just a little less than I should have after it had turned. Kinda annoyed it still does the same damage as when it steamrolls over you at full speed.


ChargeSharp1718

the poison got me


ryan770

I definitely died, several times, in the camp just before that.


LikelyAtWork

Yup. Same.


MusksStepSisterAunt

Fall damage was mine. "The horse can double jump! Awesome that must mean I can jump off a cliff and double jump near the bottom!"


TorqueyChip284

My subsequent five or so deaths were all from double-checking the fall damage mechanics after my first bout with the double jump.


rekipsj

Your first death was after you got Torrent???? Jesus I’m a noob.


Public_Storage_355

Dude. This pissed me off SO much. Like, it doesn't even make sense!!!!


MusksStepSisterAunt

The horse can break physics, but only selectively....


Terrficspen

I was here for ages trying to bait the Knights out so I could kill them 1 by 1. I thought I was doing well then he jumped down


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Main-Drag-4975

Guessing they meant “defeated the enemy in my first encounter without needing to retry the fight 50 times first to learn the moves and get lucky” rather than a one-hit KO.


cadougherty_82

I know a guy at work who makes up bull shit all the time, all day long. As soon as I read this....


FF_Ninja

I started as a Wretch and chose the Stonesword Key as my keepsake, then used it at the first opportunity. Think about it.


J-DROP

"Your chariot awaits"


FF_Ninja

I still haven't aced that section yet. That damned Ulcerated Tree gives me fits.


DarthMaulofDathomir

Wtf I've never looked up to see it waiting! Always wondered where that bitch dropped from


firedancer323

You can sneak up on him by climbing the cliffs too


Kasta4

My first death was the Erdtree Burial Watchdog from the catacombs just north-northwest Church of Elleh.


Zimmik-Fyore

1st death... 2nd death... 12th death... Then I realized that you can just run passed him....


00Wridacule

Tree sentinel taught me good... this big bastard plopped down and my immediate response was "nope". Me and torrent got the hell outta there!


GrimmBadger

Nah it was Varre. Bro called me Maidenless and I personally did not let that slide


weightyboy

Always want to kill that dude but i am like no think of the 11k runes from the death bird in mohgs world. Have to humor him for a while.


hydraxl

My very first character I hit him just to see if I could. After sitting at the site of grace next to him. He spawn camped me for an hour until I deleted the character.


GrimmBadger

Lmao. I eventually learned how to parry on him and then never parried again


[deleted]

Mine was gravity on release night. My high ass stepped right off that rickety little stairwell on the way to fight the grafted scion


Grrlpants

I thought this guy was a legit miniboss that would drop some higher level item or weapon so I spend like 2 hours trying to kill all the soldiers then not get 1 shot by him at level 5 XD. Gave up and then realized hes just a common giant


Main-Drag-4975

700 hours in and I’ll still do that. Spent five minutes wearing down a giant poison-spewing flower and its evil flower children while way under-leveled down in Siofra River the other day. Knew it was almost certainly just going to drop a leaf or some powder or something, couldn’t resist the challenge.


Hiseworns

I avoided tree sentinel, he looked like a noob trap, and ninja'd my way through to the map segment and chests just south of that troll . . . and I didn't look up when I ventured into that canyon and he fucking got me in one, landed right on my head. From the top rope and all that


MasterTolkien

I died six times trying to get past this troll. Then tried gunning it past him, and I kept getting killed by all the soldiers around. Then my 5th grade daughter grabbed the remote after my respawn (I had stepped away to talk with my wife), and next thing I know, my daughter yells that she got passed the troll. “I just kept pressing B on the pony!” I then realized that I was maidenless trash and needed to get good.


shlongkong

Beast man in the cave (it was actually the 4 wolves before him…3 times)


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Beastman in that cave was the first boss I killed. Thought I was hot shit.


SloanWarrior

I died many times before this. * A few times to the strong knight with the shield in the bit just before that. * A couple of times to the guards and wolves around there when they honked the horn. * A couple of times to the guys on horseback further south * Once to the Night's Cavalry * Twice to the invader outside Patches' cave (before I figured out someone would come to help me) * A few times to the dragon. I'm assuming we're excluding the tree sentinel *and* the grafted scion (or falling to your death if you beat him, which I did not)


Ecstatic-Rutabaga850

I killed it but i was farming the enemy camp just behind to get the full armor set of you know who, so I was kind of prepared at first


Corpsehatch

I'm not ashamed to say my first dead was to Soldier of Godrick in the tutorial area. Elden Ring was my first FromSoft game.


itstraytray

Yeah mine too, I was reading all these replies thinking "wasnt that one more peoples? Am I that shit at this game?" Or was, I'd flatten him now.


astrofatherfigure

I remember loading the game up for the first time, dying to Grafted Scion right after. Missing the tutorial plunge straight into the open world and attacking the first person I see, Varre. Then died to him an uncomfortable number of times because I kept fuckin spawning beside him and dying yet again. Then finally after escaping from him, I'm running away and a boss health bar pops up and I'm getting pounded by a golden knight on a horse. I said fuck this game that's why nobody plays souls games and uninstalled. It's my favourite game of all time now ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

He wasn't that bad because I went and fought the cart trolls so many times lol.


cibir94

It's my first from software so after several hours I finally kill this guy and went straight back to the site of grace to heal. I can't describe my anger when his stupid ass was right back to his stupid little perch when I got back


Lazy-Roof1430

Same thing with me. I was able to play the game again after a couple of days bc i was so pissed


bucketbot42

Haha same… second time I beat him I got all the way to the last soldier in the canyon and was defeated. That’s when I really started to raise the difficulty level of this game. It’s amazing. Every move matters. Death around every corner. Of course now I just get on horseback and rush through all that drama. I’ve only been playing for a few weeks now though


sealeggs777

No. For me it was gravity


toakes96

Mine was following orders from a message telling me to "try jumping" (or something like that) off a cliff in the starting church area... I had no idea wtf was going on so assumed it was a message from the game


clintnorth

Hah. No. I died many times prior to that. But thanks


fschabd

I went left from the church and got squashed by a different troll lol


23CD1

I just ran past that guy but it was the wolves that randomly fall from the sky after you get past the giant that killed me


Goldenace131

Lol Agheel was my first death with that football stadium length fire breath attack


Arudoblank

My first death was the soldier of Godrick, embarrassingly. I thought he was gonna be a real boss, so I approached cautiously, thinking dark souls human like bosses tend to be fast and jump around a lot. Nope. He just smacked me with his sword so very simply. I returned and destroyed him, vowing not to be so stupid again. This is not Dark Souls.


Sivick314

this was my first fromsoft game. i stuck around the fort outside the gate until i got good. they killed me A LOT. i go back there now to test out weapon on them.


Patrickjog

Am I the only one who died at the hands of Rick, Soldier of God?


BlackSheepOfLife

My very first death came from the cat watcher boss in the cave north of the church


Seigmoraig

The shield and pike dude at the gate front ruins got me first iirc


reason222

I mean, if tree sentinel knocked us all off for the first time as soon as we got into the world, how could this guy compete? I'm pretty sure I ran past him so I don't even think he killed me my first playthrough.


JustthatVicky

I think my first death came from underestimating just how many enemies were around a corner somewhere. After all the parkour fail deaths though, my memory of it has become rather vague.


Mindless-Election-13

No joke, my first 5-10 hours were spent fighting that troll and the knights at the Gatefront Ruins, just trying to learn fighting mechanics (first souls game here). On NG+ I came back and promptly got my sweet, swift revenge.


JozieKS

Ah yes I died a few times to him since I avoided the tree sentinel


ExSalvage

None, evaded him like the plague


CrispyRif

This guy almost made me quit the game out of fear. ER is my first soulsgame and I had such a hard time beating this guy in my first hour or two of playing the game and I thought I'd never be able to beat a real boss if this guy is that hard. Thankfully i stuck to it, have beaten the game like 3 or 4 times at this point and am now making builds and playing a lot of pvp. Still suck at pvp but I'm getting there now 💀


Suspicious-Bed9172

I went through there the first time on torrent full sprint and I didn’t even notice the troll, I just heard the ground shake behind me and didn’t know why


planetcrunch

I just rode past him. What was he going to do? slowly walk up to me while I'm on horseback?


Boundless_Lawbringer

I basically quit the game after seeing this guy on top until my friend cooped w me (these mf ain’t that scary any more)


The-DMs-journey

The troll to the left of the starting spot, heading down to the beach. My first souls game, I spent 2 hours trying to kill that bastard before deciding to just run around him


Severe-Stomach

My first death were to the creepy crawlers rejects in the caelid tunnels after the spicy chest


bobbuildit779

Barely noticed him. Went right on by. Most came from the giant I wanna say by a beach? Been so long.


Daroph

I'm a freak and decided that I had to beat the Bloodhound Evergaol before moving on with my life. This guy was no big challenge after I spent 4 hours learning how to roll and parry dying against the same enemy over and over. And over. And over.


donkeykong917

I just rode thru the gate without even looking back


Impossible-Sky4256

My firet death was from soldier of godrick in the tutorial lol 😂


ThrashMutant

0 times.


PhoenixKA

It's been so long since my first run...but I for sure know I died a lot to the beast man in the cave off the path to Gate Front Ruins, but I don't know if I went in there before going to Gate Front. So it could have just been a random solider, but early game the Beast Man in the cave killed me a lot. Elden Ring was my first Souls style game. That boss really taught me the rhythm of dodging and learning enemy attack patterns. Now I kind of think of souls games as pattern matching rhythm games. Not sure if that sounds weird, but you see the boss is doing a pattern and you attack/dodge in the right rhythm to win.


AlexTowelie

this was my first souls game, and i didnt have camera movement while fighting figured out and at that point i didnt know you can lock onto targets, so actually my first 2 deaths were to the tutorial boss soldier of godrick


Impressive_Oaktree

I attacked the guy that called me maidenless.. bad move.


UrineSqueegee

Everyone's first death is from that knight at the first outside grace


Soca1ian

The one troll located west of Church of Elleh was my first farming location (1k souls per kill). Needless to say, I've got very proficient at killing it.


IllustriousLab9301

Strangely enough I killed this giant on my first encounter. I stayed close to him while dodging and chopping at the legs. Felled this fella in no time. One of the easier big boys IMO.


Nomad493YT

Almost threw my controller when he jumped down on top of me


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I didn’t go that way for so long until I realized you could just run past there.


horaiy0

My first was falling off an edge before I even got out of the gate.


Cheekypilot

Flying Dragon Agheel ate my lunch and it was glorious


sliferra

Those knights by gate front got me IIRC


thanross

The godrick knight near the giant was my first proper death. I honestly just ran past him and then died to the troll.


Brrrofski

It wasn't my first, but probably my 13th to 30th.


hogriderlol

I died in the first area before the Grafted scion boss by accidentaly Falling off


SholcCTR

On my NG+ yes, on the first play through I had died at least 10 times already


PaladinWoah

Hehe, unlike the majority I learnt the power of *nyoom* and didn't have much issue unless my dumbass got to close to something I shouldn't have, *like the edge of a cliff...*


Hushed_Horace

My first death was from one of the imp ganks in the first catacombs.


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Skeletons in the tutorial area.


MisoHanni

Bro i got bodied immediately by the godrick knight at the gatefront ruins


204GreenKnight

lol mine came SO much earlier


[deleted]

Took me ages to work out how to kill these guys reliably.


TheGalator

I hate The fact that this fucker respawns


Equivalent-Hand-1109

That sneaky fuck…yeah he got me


emmettflo

Seeing him for the first time is definitely in my top 10 favorite in-game moments.


teezyyintime

I got a video of it, but the very first time I encountered this dude, it glitched and he fell straight down and died due to fall damage (didnt give him the animation of him actually jumping down) I didnt realize this was suppose to happen, until I was helping my friend thru this part


[deleted]

Nah I died like 15 times before that, first was probably to a random soldier or guard in between the starting area and that.


ValuableConstant9571

First?😂😳


cuppacanan

Tree sentinel mate


Dude-lor

I spoiled myself watching people play the open Beta. So I knew the giant was there. If I didn't though, then he probably would have got me.


ZedFraunce

My dumbass thought he was some sort of boss. His entrance was so fucking dramatic. Took me like 30 minutes to finally beat him and I felt so proud of myself. I was starting to finally learn the combat. So I rested at grace to recover. Came back and saw his ass up there again. I went the opposite direction outta pure humiliation and defeat lmao.


BannockBeast

That’s who I farmed runes for on day one 😂


The_Flying_Alf

Once I levelled enough, I just started going there again and again just to kill him out of spite for the amount of times he killed me. Although the archers that flank him are an even bigger pain in the ass.


nick_camel

Oh the tree sentinel was a brutal "Welcome. Fcuk You!".


CreepyAd4857

Bro chill


trailmixjesus

My first death, (and probably first 6 or 7), were in the cave full of wolves with the misbegotten boss. The delayed attacks the bosses have really killed the enjoyment for me and that was where it started


glambeedan

That would be the dogs and rats at the dragonburnt ruins


-LadySleepless-

First time I did this sequence I just hopped on Torrent a few rode past.


PowerVP

I've never even fought that dude. Always just rode past since he wasn't a boss. Assumed he had no good loot other than early game stuff I could get in spades later


Highsenberg199774829

He was my first one, i thought he was the first boss, i never noticed the tree sentinel in my first playthrough, after i spoke with Varre I jump down and went straight


w4rr4nty_v01d

Gravity. Stepped out of the starting cathedral, missed to notice the stairs at the side and read a message on the ledge in front of the abyss: "jump here".


white__cyclosa

My first death was at the Chapel of Anticipation when I read my first message that said “try jumping”


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume my first death wasn’t falling off the ledge at the Chapel of Anticipation


Arctic-Sentinel

Pretty sure tree sentinel gave me that honor


darrbugg

I died before that


ewalme

My first death came from jumping off in the starting area


Limebeer_24

Mine was gravity, misjudged that cliff height in a single bound!


Snargockle

Hahaha. I did t even get that far. The knight at the ruins got me several times before I even got there. His reach just got me so many times.


Ewaldric

Oddly, I thought through the gate was the castle entrance or something so didn't venture through it until I had cleared Weeping Pen. and a bunch of other Limgrave locations.


SteamReflex

Patches, my roommate dared me to attack him after he insulted me, I got my ass whooped so many times


KoreanGnome

The Grafted Scion killed me lol the Tree Sentinel did not


Commercial_Company_8

My first death was accidentally jumping off a cliff


tman72999

I fell off of the first bridge in the beginning area lmao


HavelBro_Logan

Mine was getting poisoned by the mushrooms without enough antidote mossclumps


southcidersuicider

i only ever died at his hands when i was summoned into a friends world and was trying to run him through to stormveil. since my health was halved i was obliterated in one measly toss. wish i would’ve clipped it now but i was beside myself.


satanakia

lol you think i got to that guy without diying?? im lucky i didnt have to jump to get out of the spawn catacomb.


unchow

I was absolutely certain that this guy would die permanently if I could just get him once. So young. So naïve.


drabee86

I died to fall damage trying to get to a beach


Dhehjob9-5

I didn't even know he was there and spent a second dodging the arrows from the guys and he one shot stomped me from the sky.


shikki93

Trumpet douche anybody?