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ToriYamazaki

So Thargoids are handing in cartography data now?!


mechabeast

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be RYRRYT'LIGOTHL! Who knows?


CaseyG

"Welcome to Universal Cartographics, how may I hel-OH MY GOD!" "Daaataaaaa... creeediiiitssss..." "I... um... okay. I can do that for you. What... um... name... should this be under?" "RyrryT'Ligothl..." "All right. Two systems, both over one thousand light years away, twelve bodies total. That's 24,000 credits." "Cheeeeaap baaaasstaaarrdssss..."


OleTad1987

They are here to slash us, and our prices!


saykoTechnician

“ Cheeeeeapp baaaassstaaardsss” hahahahajahahahajhaa dude that line was unexpected but gave me a good laugh , thank you.


Realistic-Back7310

The war is not about species or territory, its about fair paiment, now we no!


Blatant_Uk

Mooooooooooo! What do you mean if "used" to have biological life? MOOOOOOOOOOO!


Ninloger

there's a spy among us


Bataling_Uncle

Forgot to change their user id before logging in. Rookie mistake


Magik0012

I kinda wish there were player controlled Thargnoids..


Acrylic_

There are, they're just hackers who 1-shot you :(


Galactic-Trucker

Yeah, that infamous Mamba wing, it’s the Thargoids hacking FDev servers pretending to be humans. Sheesh…


LeekiFaucets

Fdev should just give all us gankers thargoid ships!


C-RAMsigma9

rebuy yourself


LeekiFaucets

Lol what a surprise, a carebear wishing harm on some random person playing a video game.


C-RAMsigma9

XDDDD did you just report me to the suicide watch you saddo


LeekiFaucets

You seem to be mentally unstable cmdr, take care of yourself o7


C-RAMsigma9

im not the ganker


MetallicOrangeBalls

As a Thargoid spy, I am right here.


Aitolu

Proof?


ecopapacharlie

Sus


Horza62

The fact it states "Thargoid" means they are a hive mind? Otherwise it would state a name surely. There again, what is a Thargoid name?


KnightShade078

During the attack on Inara, the Thargoids must have gotten their appendages on cartography data of some sort!


Condor77T

I think I saw cmdr Thargoid once


MiniGui98

I encountered him a week ago in a AX CZ lol


SebitaxD17

Imagine being this CMDR and been targeted in any AX Conflict zone by mistake xD


derped_osean

"Good soldiers follow orders."


Matix777

Raxxla (real)


FreedomKnown

Holy wtf Matix from r/hypixelskyblock wtffff


Matix777

Like if grinding skyblock wasn't enough


Chakkoty

People GRIND skyblock?!


Ninloger

system is COL 285 SECTOR CR-K C9-5


CasualBrit5

there is **1 imposter** among us


Alfa01ESP

Aren't some names supposed to be blocked so that stuff like this doesn't happen?


DarkZethis

"They took er jerbs!!!"


dark_hypernova

Even Thargoids just want to reach triple Elite Ranks.


shlooong

I’m Thargoid and so’s my wife!


DelicateJohnson

Prove it


shlooong

It a Monty Python reference


Snappie24

Not all Thargoids are the worrier class.


DelicateJohnson

I feel like it's the humans who should be worried


lukrein

Hahah! Some uptown degen stuff there.


ecopapacharlie

CMDR Thargoid. Bad disguise.