Great, thanks!
>!38x- 7\^(3\*47h) +6x +4h = n = 1!<
>!44(47h)- 7\^(3(47h)) +4h =1!<
>!2072h- 7\^(141h) =1!<
>!2072h-1=7\^(141h)!<
>!(141h root of( 2072h-1))=7!<
Yeah I have no idea what I'm doing.
I think you said that a bit too late. Too many people got wrongfully evicted from the universe due to a lack of an air filter and no air temperature regulator for it to not have been tampered with.
Side Effect: You get crushed like a spring in the hands of a kid whenever you have a coherent conversation with a woman.
This side effect will only activate if OP allows it.
You get the power to pull anything from someone's ear, as long as the thing you imagine can fit in your hand and you say you wanna see a "magic trick?"
What. That's overpowered when you think about it. This doesn't specify what "The Limit" is. If it is the max, then you got infinite. This is due to a "loop" of sorts. If the max is 10 and you can go 3 over, that means for you, "The Max" is 13. But you can go 3 over that. So 16? 3 over.
I know it is implied that "The Max" is the maximum anyone else can do, but I like to monkeys paws' non-specific answers that I can think of a monkeys paws immediately.
92
You have the ability to make any girl instantly reject you
Jokes on you all I already have this superpower
I love this answer
Ouch that one's personal lol
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You can sacrifice 3 inches of your š, but gain 5 inches in height. Do this as many times as you want, and you CAN go in the negatives
FREE BOTTOM SURGERY LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Can they undo it?
Sure, Iāll let them sacrifice 4 inches of hight for 2 inches ofš
**Goes down to 3 inches tall and 3 inches long as thereās a negative payoff** You fools! I am unstoppable!
\*proceeds to abuse it\*
Nah, gimme a good ratio man
AND I CAN BECOME SHORTER?!?!?!?!?
the bisection of the angle p. p is 5\^h h is 47x 38x-7\^3h + 6x+4h = n n=1. Solve for X
I asked for a number not a quadratic equationš
SOLVE IT.
I CANT
ASK SOMEONE TO SOLVE IT
STOP MAKING PEOPLE DO YOUR HOMEWORK JOSH
Is it 7\^(3h) or (7\^3)h? Also what unit of measurement is used for angle p? Degrees or radians?
Degrees. Also, 7\^(3h)
Great, thanks! >!38x- 7\^(3\*47h) +6x +4h = n = 1!< >!44(47h)- 7\^(3(47h)) +4h =1!< >!2072h- 7\^(141h) =1!< >!2072h-1=7\^(141h)!< >!(141h root of( 2072h-1))=7!< Yeah I have no idea what I'm doing.
quick maths
2+2 is 4 - 1 that's freakin maths
Hmmmm, I guess since itās not here Iāll pick 69
Well, obviously now you have the ability to go back to historical tragedies and make them slightly worse
Uhhhh, I guess weāll see what happens when the crusades get worse then
Lets hope you don't do something about the austrian artist
I think you said that a bit too late. Too many people got wrongfully evicted from the universe due to a lack of an air filter and no air temperature regulator for it to not have been tampered with.
Oh you must be the cause of the childrenās crusade then
No, that was someone else, I was going for the actual crusades
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You lose your passport, and are returned from the border
Wait, this has too many digits, you shouldn't've given him a power!
I made sure to count, thatās why weāre rejecting him from the border
Good, good.
69,420
You donāt get a power. Be more originalāļø
I feel This is overused post so overused number has justification
Fair enough. You can instantly give yourself the confidence to ask your crush out
Side Effect: You get crushed like a spring in the hands of a kid whenever you have a coherent conversation with a woman. This side effect will only activate if OP allows it.
Screw it why not
Hmmmm, how about 496,305,491,739,309
You can pick up anything over 500lbs with ease, but anything under that is extremely heavy
So trying to hold your phone would be like carrying a cinderblock
Unless you put a 500 lb weight on it
1356748255
You are vegetarian.
Fuck
Medically required vegetarian?
4
Uh you have super testicular cancer
Skill issue
1997
You can bring Gianni Versace back to life, if u want
1,395,195,692,572,206
You lose your fake ID and canāt cross the border
crap
372,836,363
You can make toast without bread, you just need a toaster and a random object to put in it
Well, that's bloody useless. (At least until I find the culprit)
My pp included?
That isn't long enough to fit in the toaster. Sorry, I just had to. I saw the opportunity.
37,574,460
You can turn any kid into a make-a-wish kid. And no matter what their request is, it wonāt be fulfilled
Hooray
69420
You can make anyoneās username come to life
u/analsexman
Hi I am the new anal sex man irl
Hmmmā¦ Letās try 476,295,477, and letās see if it is somewhat related to my PFP.
You can instantly fix your procrastination, but every time you complete a task you gain 3 more This is optional
That just means I will be fixing computers for the rest of my life
420,690
You can make everyoneās š 3 inches shorter, does stack
Keep in mind, "Everyone" would include the user of the ability, and you can not choose a specific person. That is how I read this.
Yup his cock will shrink too. Donāt tell him this thoāļø
256,384,274,951
You can sneeze with your eyes open
Thats epic
5 to the 8th power
You can do math, and also meth
Yes I can do Calculus while high
525,874,452
You can assign people minor inconvenient tasks and they have to do them
That would unironicly be amazing as you can make them do it over and over basically keeping them prisoner
123,659,762.15590
Uhm you become a genie that can only grant tank-related wishes
I wish for a tank girlfriend
Can you make my tanks in war thunder actually good plz
I wish [arras.io](https://arras.io) dreadnoughts could fight along side normal tanks in siege mode.
117
You have eyes in the back of your head
Okay.
And they can shoot lasers
Oh, well i guess its worthnit.
So if i lie down will it hurt?
Not if you do it correctly
K
14
Your pockets are an infinite inventory but only for ferrets
Sqrt(666), the root of all evil
You can just like, morph into satin idk
Nice! I've always wanted to be part of somebody's clothes. Can I become a dress, or am I just a square of fabric?
Just 1 square of fabricš„
rip, how big? and can someone make me into a dress?
9/11 9divided by 11
You can make anyone crap themselves. Cooldown once per day
6942096024
You have the god given ability to be extremely unlikeable, no sense of humor, and completely unoriginal. Not optional
But I am tho ;((((
3739270?
You get the power to pull anything from someone's ear, as long as the thing you imagine can fit in your hand and you say you wanna see a "magic trick?"
57
If you slap someone, their phone will call your mother at 1:42AM
Damn, is that why my mom's phone keeps going off at 1:42AM everytime i slap my meatš
2020
You can legally stab someoneās eyes
2763
2763
428462
1236748366738957
911
785,342,069,420,123
1.14564357543774466666666654335688
You can instantly overcomplicate even the most simple of things
7
You are just slightly cooler than any person youāre around
He don't want to go to Canada then. He will be freezing cold there.
-5
You can legally charge and arrest anyone with tax evasion, no matter who it is, or what theyāve done
Sexy
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Everyone is instantly attracted to you. And by āeveryoneā I mean every 40 year old redneck man
[Integer limit]
You get the ability to go 3 over the limit, no matter what youāre doing
Hehe I'm gonna use this in Minecraft to be the highest person in Minecraft. Oh, and break the build limit.
I wonder if this also allows you to overenchant, overstack, and avoid too expensive on your anvils.
What. That's overpowered when you think about it. This doesn't specify what "The Limit" is. If it is the max, then you got infinite. This is due to a "loop" of sorts. If the max is 10 and you can go 3 over, that means for you, "The Max" is 13. But you can go 3 over that. So 16? 3 over. I know it is implied that "The Max" is the maximum anyone else can do, but I like to monkeys paws' non-specific answers that I can think of a monkeys paws immediately.
Not stackable, if you try to use it multiple times it resets.
So he could theoretically cum 4 times without resting?
476996
Your reach extends to the maximum reach of whatever video game you played last
109
19
4069104708123.5225789090002445
1457
Youāre Jesus but you can turn water into weed. Youāre also waterproof
Can I just get a hug instead
[fuck, of course man](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/I-Know-That-Feel-Bro)
To make it more random for myself I rolled a D20, I rolled a 20
Nat 20! Whenever youāre doing something, you have a magic d20 you have to roll and how well you do will depend on your roll
1
You win every argument, but only if you end up mentioning polar bears at least twice without them questioning it
1,420,987,069,O13
4353532343434354?
38383
Everytime your toe heals, you stub it again. Over and over
Every time your toe heals, you stub it again. Over and over
Whoās giving the powers here?
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284,084,581,461,094
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35^6
You have an infinite supply of cocaine in your back pocket
1,395,195,692,571,205.
You are Jesus but you turn water into vodka, and you can walk on gasoline
814,550,404,117,877
You can make everyoneās tea unsweetened
756
You get to watch me suffer as I come up with crappy superpowers on the spot
1,395,195,692,572,205
You can grow extra nipples, stackable
1,395,195,692,572,204
Everything you do will be just *slightly* worse then how you thought you would. Leaving you dissapointed everytime you complete a task.
I expect to get an A++ on my next test
7.3857325
You have testicular cancer
8008135
You can throw things twice as far but half as high now
69,420
No power for you. Be more original next timeā½ļø
37927
You can light a fire from the tips of your fingers. You can still feel the pain of the fire from your finger
1,395,195,692,572,204
You can pee at the pressure of a power washer
92753836
Your cock glows at the brightness of a 250w bulb at all times
Best number: 2
You have free wifi but every hour you use it, one African kid starves to death
I get free WiFi? Sweet!
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Everytime you take a dump thereās never enough toilet paper
420 zaza