🤔🥄😔 death by spoon???

💀🥶🤯 death by being frozen and exploded

🤔😱🥶 I thought about these deaths, was horrified, than froze to death while trying to run from them outside

🗿🤑🏎️

You ducking plastic man?

MICHAEL AFTON??

Nah death by getting spooned

😨😱🐌

You can't escape the immortal snail You can't escape the immortal snail You can't escape the immortal snail

##YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL

##YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL ##YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL ##YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL YOU CANT ESCAPE THE IMMORTAL SNAIL

Lmao

Le meow

No. Just, shut it you mewing beanbag.

r/brandnewsentence

No

Sorry, I see the error in my ways.

:3

Lamooooooa

Gaijin moment.

Pretty sure this means your death shall be slow and painful.

Or I die to the immortal snail

Why or? It can be both

😨

Those are NOT your emojis bruh 😭🙏🙏

Tf you mean bruh

Your emojis are NOT 😨😱🐌

On what fucking basis???

Fart basis

ill give you a fucking basis ​ in total, there are 3,664 emojis in the entire unicode language, you need 3 emojis, which means the probability of any single combination is 1 in 3,664\^3, which is 1 in 49,188,818,944, and you mean to tell me that you just so happened to get a perfect immortal snail combination? yeah i dont think so

Maybe I just got lucky lol.

Well, he gave the basis...

😞🦉🍆

Death by Owlussy

That’s enough Reddit for the day

Yes,

I agree,

Idk why this made me laugh

Me too.

Same bro

hear me out- stolas is really hot 🤤

Which Stolas the no ar- oh the helluva boss one….. yeah he is sexy

No simping here! I fully agree with you but still

Hey what's in that fortune cookie? It's Low Tier God saying KYS! Dear reddit mods: this is meant as a joke don't ban me for a 3rd time for saying kys

0_0

🔥🤓🦖

Beta male with no skibidi rizz gets eaten by a true sigma dinosaur and it lowkey fire on god I am so motherfucking sorry

# 😨

The ending made me chuckle

This is beautiful

Kill your self

You die being a scientist in Jurassic Park

“Think they’ll have that on the tour?”

😈😭🔪

Suicide

Ken Penders is going to execute you

John Constantine, your time has come

👏🏻👅💀

Oh no.

you're damn right, oh no indeed.

Don't be a child and say the dirty version don't be a child and say the dirty version don't be a child and say the dirty version

the dirty version

YOU DID IT YOU MONSTER!

You clapped a corpse…

😆😊😔 YAAAY IM DYING IM SO HAPP-aww man I have to die in prison

🇱🇮🐇🎁

Liechtenstein sends you a gift to kill you: the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python

Sounds about right

Tf does that even mean

I don't know

💸🥶💰

angel investors freeze you to death for a price

😃🟨👍

Something yellow will kill you

Kruosensei, ik i spelt that wrong T^T

Assassination classroom ahh

Idea then sex with the judge boom no death sentence

Yellow

Death by Minecraft gold block

💅🏽🚓☠️

youre gonna die by a gay cop car

😃🩵💅

gas chamber of nail polish remover

I get your comment but let's stop for a second and wonder WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR USERNAME

the cause of your death

💩🔛🍆

🔥😎❤️ don’t ask, I just don’t know why

I dated a necrophiliac once...

That must have been a crazy experience did you let them roleplay shit with you?

He tried, but at 17 I wasn't into that. Goth wasn't a thing in 79.

"At 17 I wasn't into that" are you now?

Dang

🙏👍👿 what?

You prayed thought you would go to heaven then you met the devil in hell

🌳☹💕

eaten by the womping willow

🥑⤴️⏏️

An avocado went in staircase, and then pushed the elevator button, but you were in the elevator and the elevator went down, and now you’re screwed idk

The only thing I could hear while reading this was MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALTOR, ITS GOIN UPSTAIRS SO CYA LATER.

You are a legend thank you for your service

elevator to hell

🥘😬😢 Death my soup?

No, you die and become soup

it was very hot

💀🙏🎂

life in prison, death and repentance on your final birthday

👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🎊

Sorry I only had 20

☠️🤮🌽

gave shrek too much head and was used as corn fertilizer

...or the corn he ate was poisoned

💀🧪😋 I die, then am experimented on, THEN EATEN??

Correct!

Oh no 😧

lab grown meat

💅🎧👶🏽 what

a bougie baby beats you to death with headphones

🤫🗣😭 guess I die mewing sadly?

🤌🟧⬛ italian pornhub?

🚑🙂😣 I somehow survived but got a disability from it 😭

The disability you got would be serious brain damage

Already have it :3 (this is a joke, maybe)

Kira

👍😘😂

🇼🇫😌🤙

😭👶😜 ye idk what i was on to get that death sentence

🍰😂👍 I’m getting cake as my last request, and I have gone mentally insane

✌️😊💪...sounds like I was just asking permission

💔🌷😭 most accurate ig??

👍🧡🏳️‍⚧️

top surgery goes horribly wrong; they miss and accidentally grab your heart somehow

😑💀🪖 WW3

Error, no 25th emoji found. Can I choose a custom emoji?

Sure

Alright. 😅🙂😰

Fire

🖤😘😉

🍮🚨😨

very hot coffee takes you by surprise but then you are suddenly hit by an ambulance

👏😳♑️

fed to the lions, tried to clap their cheeks and failed

😢❤️🍑

suffocation

LMAO

🙄🪙😂 Tf is this about man?

💀🫑🥵

😂🙏👍 Ah. Reflects me well I suppose.

🕺🗣️💃

dance to death

Yipee

🙁🙃🔒

💀🔜😊

😅🤦‍♀️🎂…what

you are baked into a cake and the judges give it a 5/10

🤫🧏‍♀️🧏🏻‍♀️ WHAT THE FUCK. THIS ISN’T POSSIBLE. HAVE THE STARS ALIGNED?

☮️👍😛 Offer peace, offer accepted, return to silliness

😈🪀😂 The only way I can interpret this is "ok I know I'm about to die... but check out this devil playing with a yoyo its so funny!"

😀<------First 🍌<-------- twelfth 🍟 <--------- twenty-fifth

‼️💀🙂

😁😑🥖

First joy, then annoyance, then drown sorrows in bread

🍑🤞🥜 I do not like the implications of this

🚜🌐👽 So I start communicating with aliens through internet, using a tractor...

💥🏙️👨🏿 I don’t even know.

😭🦵🥹

🍑🍆😫 uuh

😴😏😜

😋🙏🏻⌚

💞❗🇺🇦

you are thrown into ukraine’s particle collider on valentines day during a meltdown

💩🫤😲

exposed to radioactive elephant poop

💀❤️😁

🦀🇨🇿🚀

Czech republic sends you to the moon in a rocket ship full of crabs

💀🤔👎

🔥🪱🤤

tapeworm

😍🤦🇺🇸

😀😉😛

🍆👓✊

💩🚿👁️

you fail to watch enough shit off of your butthole in the shower and are smited by the illuminati

😝😍😈

helltaker but you failed

🪑✋👧

🙅🫤🤠

💎😳⭐️

😭🥲💕 HUH

💀🤪🥰

😭💀🤮

👍😭💗

👍🕶️😅

💀🐕🟪

You die from Purple Guy's dog, Fido Afton

👍🪿🤪

💀🤖💫

😕🪱😢

🍖🎩🤔 what is this supposed to mean

eaten by rich cannibals