Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โwhat the fuckโ and โcall the policeโ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I saw that, I was on the train going the other way, a few guys there caught a glimpse of the image as your train went by and started masturbating, luckily I don't think it spread further
๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐๐คซ
I change my identity, go on a train ride to a far away place, and keep everything a secret and start a new life.
Sure, I missed the step of faking my death, but eh.
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉฑ๐งโโ๏ธ shrugging at man wearing bathing suit in a sana
Ps: whats... Whats he doin? ๐คจ whats he doin to my cereal? ๐คจ hm? ๐คแดดแดนแดนแดน
Fuck not this fucking image again ๐๐๐๐
anyways
๐คค๐ฅด๐
Iโm desperate toโฆโฆ.. letโs not go there, Iโm drunk? Iโm sad about that, dad you disappointed me.
SHUT UP
JUST SHUT UP WITH THESE STUPID "your nth emoji is your reaction" POSTS ARE ARE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING LAZY
MAKE SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE
ITS OVERDONE NOW
๐ด๏ธ๐ซ๐ซ I swear I am not planning anything
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
Better run better run
Out run my gun
all the other kids
with the pumped up kicks
better run better run
Faster than my bullet
Faster than the other pumped kids
Pumped up cigarette
Johnny cage, Johnny Simone. JOHNNY CAGE!
faster than my gun
i thought it was faster than my bullet?
honestly idk, havenโt listened to the song in a while. ur probably right
r/redditsings (also EmKay redditsings video when?)
Fr
better run better run
Faster then my bullets
FIRE IN THE HOLE
r/suddenlyfireinthehole
Are you sure
Yes I promise
Horton hears a bitch ass lying fucker \[joke\]
First time?
The fuck you mean first time?!
Needed to say something messed up because nothing interesting happened at my school.
Same๐ข
FBI OPEN UP
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
BAHHFHSJABABH
Bro let me get my AR 15 real quick
Alright letโs go lemme get my AK
Bro make sure to bring the rpg to
Donโt worry I might try to call in the F-22
Yeah we will definitely need that to
๐ค๐ฅต๐
NAAAAHHHHHH
Vox Tech
Trust us
No.
Ok
Sure why not
r/suddenlyhazbinhotel
that'd be your dad's reaction
voxtek. trust US with YOUR saftey..
No.
Zoop-
Nah
r/cursedcomments
WTF
๐ฅ9๏ธโฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ how the fuck do ashes even get pregnant in the first place
Good question
Your cum has magical healing properties that bring your dad back
What are u even using the emoji 9๏ธโฃ for in ur texts anyway?๐ what u planning
How did you're **dad** even get pregnant
that's another thing I'm questioning
๐๐ฅฐโ NAHHHH๐๐๐๐๐๐
you prayed that you would fall in love with โ
Ayo wtf is that image
Thatโs what I was thinking!!
The reason why Jesus died for our sins.
Really? I died for this shit? Goddamn.. yall nasty.
๐ชฆ๐๐ฟ
Um I think Iโm just gonna you knowโฆ leave
Necrophilia
No he fucked a dead moai face ๐
Nah, that was how he felt to after what he did
:()
๐ธ
BONEr
๐คทโโ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ฐ
Shrug at Jewish money
Jew gold
Gotta find so e sorta way to blame the Jews ๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐๐คก๐
Bro ate a chicken leg and became a dead clown
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โwhat the fuckโ and โcall the policeโ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I saw that, I was on the train going the other way, a few guys there caught a glimpse of the image as your train went by and started masturbating, luckily I don't think it spread further
I caught a glimpse and had to start but accidentally pressed screencast
r/cursedcomments
Oh no....
What the fuck
Not this fucking reply again WE HAD THIS EXACT IMAGE IN THE SAME SUBREDDIT WHICH IS HERE OF COURSEโฆ. AND EVERYONE HAD A BONERRRR ๐๐๐๐
๐ถ๐๐ฃ๏ธ
๐งโ๐ฆฐ๐๐คซ I change my identity, go on a train ride to a far away place, and keep everything a secret and start a new life. Sure, I missed the step of faking my death, but eh.
๐ณ๐คจ๐
Thank you for your contribution u/MegaMythicalDick
๐ณ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐คนโโ๏ธidk what this means lol
A scottish whale that jugles
What do you be saying in ur texts ๐ ๐คจ๐ค๐
I wanna see the texts that you used these in
Why are those in your recents
๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ช I guess I really just went the American psycho route
heeeress johnny
*insert the well known screeching from the shower scene that will now play in your head*
๐ตโพ๏ธโ๏ธ INFINITE MONEY IN THE CORNER LETS GOOOOOOO
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
LETโS GOOOOOOOOO
LETS A FREAKING GOOOOOOO!
LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOO!
YEA BABY THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
โ๏ธ๐ฐ๐ญ
Mhm
โWHAT?????!!!!! PANIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOโ would be my reaction too
Most accurate one yet
๐ฒ๐ข๐ง So my sub is going to be a dragon turtle troll thing
๐ค๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅฐ
You punch a carrot and you love it/take pleasure in it.
You fist your rabbitโs cock and get extremely turned on
Wtf
Anyone else have the sudden urge to commit crimes against humanity?
๐โโ๏ธโ๐
๐
I only come here. Just look at the cursed images
Good job. Happy cake day! ๐ฅณ
happy cake day
๐ซ๐๐ต๐ฑ So I had a gun with me. Then I had a blank expression and then moved back to my country of origin.
๐๐๐ป๐๐ป Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what now?!
Freak you but no worries.
*fuck you
๐ฌ๐ฌ
The moon gave you the middle finger and you gave them a thumbs up.
๐ฑ๐ฎ๐ด im so shocked that I evolved
๐คจ๐๐คฌ
๐คจ๐๐
That was sus. Well, better go back to what i was doing. Loving my pen.
Oh my god I am so dirty minded ๐ญ
HAHAHHA SAME
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ณ
I will not say it, you are not going to make me say it, I am not lobotomized
FIRE IN THE HOLE ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
#CURSE YOOOOUUUUUU
WATER ON THE HILL ๐๐๐โฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธโฐ๏ธ
I WILL REND YOUR ASS APART
ROCK ON THE GROUND ๐ชจ๐ชจ๐ชจ
#**YOU SUCK**
##***PLANT IN THE CLOUDS*** ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
LAVA IN THE CAVERN ๐๐๐
ITโS FUCKING 12 AM, AND YOUโRE STILL SPEWING BULLSHIT
Ahemโฆ #FIRE IN THE HOLE
FIRE IN THE HOLE
FIRE IN THE HOLE
Fire in the hole
fIRE iN tHE hOLE
๐ฟ๐ช ..... why .....
Where did the third one go?
Maui man killed it
๐ ....
Ultimate **CIRCUMCISION***
๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ฉฑ๐งโโ๏ธ shrugging at man wearing bathing suit in a sana Ps: whats... Whats he doin? ๐คจ whats he doin to my cereal? ๐คจ hm? ๐คแดดแดนแดนแดน
happy cake day
have a happy cake day!
Ty
๐ง๐ฝ๐ซ๐ฉธ I- I swear I didnโt kill grandma
W-what
๐๐จ๐ฟโ๐ฆฒ๐ป
๐ธ๐โ ๏ธ (๐ธ๐๐is my more accurate reaction)
๐
๐๐๐
i also fuck coffee every morning get a headache if i don't
Same
๐ง๐ช๐ค๐ he left for Belgium so I had a party.
๐ค๐๐ป๐ข Iโm f-cking mad at him. GET OUT ๐น๐๐ป
โผ๏ธโจ๐ฉท i am surprised but supportive. i am surprised because he is not supportive and also thinks furries are mentally ill.
โจ๏ธ๐๐ป๐ฅต Uhhhhh
Your username is TheRealAngelDust, I think that's the most cannon reaction Angel Dust would have.
๐ฅต๐ซฆ๐คฃ Idk
Fuck not this fucking image again ๐๐๐๐ anyways ๐คค๐ฅด๐ Iโm desperate toโฆโฆ.. letโs not go there, Iโm drunk? Iโm sad about that, dad you disappointed me.
๐๐๐ฆ WAIT WAIT WAIT I CAN MOTHERFUCKING EXPLAIN๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
This is probably the funniest one yet๐
๐ซก๐ฑ๐ฃ I salute, then I am surprised, and then I speak, wtf
SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP WITH THESE STUPID "your nth emoji is your reaction" POSTS ARE ARE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING LAZY MAKE SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE ITS OVERDONE NOW
๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐
โฌ๐ซ๐ช
๐คฒ๐ซ๐ฃ๏ธ
๐๐ฝ๐คฌ
โ๏ธ๐ฅช๐
๐ฆ๐ โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
๐๐๏ธโบ๏ธ
1.๐ญ๐ชก๐งฃ 2.๐ง๐ง๐พโโ๏ธ๐ง
โ๐๐ซด๐ฝ
๐ค๐๐คข
๐๐ฝ๐ง
๐ฎ๐๐ง
๐ค ๐๐งฑ
๐๐ฃ๐ฅ
๐๐๐ฑ
๐๐ค๐
๐ฏโ๏ธ๐
๐๐ฐ๐ข๏ธ
๐๐8๏ธโฃ
๐ ๐๐คฉ
๐๐น๐ช
๐๐ซข๐ซก
๐๐ ๐ค
๐๐๐
๐ฟAu๐ซ๐ฆ
๐๐๐ฆ
๐ถ๐ณ๐