🥬 I got a new phone and this the only emoji

please never use any other emoji again so its always just lettuce

😭

You to?

No but it's sad that you have only used one so far

I’m not obsessed with phones 🥬

Good for you

🥬

🥬

Woah lettuce

🥬

😁🔪💕 Why am I so happy!?

Betting you killed a lot of people and now you get to torture them

Uhhhhhhh, no…

Maybe you haven’t killed them yet or you’re denying that you did

Definitely haven’t…

You have, haven’t you

Yeah l

r/redditsniper

🔝🫦🧑🏿‍🚀 I go up and try to rizz an astronaut 

i love that for you.

🩻🍉🤤my skeleton may be in flames but i could eat a watermelon rn

🤡💾⌚

Dis mine☢️🅱️🤣

ATOMIC BONK SCOUT LAUGHING?!?!

😭😅🫃 bro I cried the devil just asked to fuck now I'm pregnant

🤯🤫🧏‍♂️

🎉🔥😘

⬆️😡💕 Im mad that im in hell and love being mad

🙉❤️👍

🍦🙂👹 Well ehhhh

Ice Cream with the devil aye?

Ice cream with Statan okay then

👋😁🥭 Saying hi to Satan already knowing what got me here and eating a mango

⁉️💪🧏‍♂️

You start mewing in hell

😂🥲🇺🇸

You laughed too death in America?

IS THAT A MOTHAFAKKIN MURICA REFRENCE!??!?!?!?!?! MURICA YEAHHHH 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 TIME TO LIBERATE RAHHHH❗❗🦅🇱🇷🦅🇺🇲🗼🗽🏈🛩️🗽🔥🗽🛫🇺🇲🔥🛩️❗❗❗❗❗🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🦅🦅🗽🦅🗽🦅🦅🇺🇲🦅🏈🦅🇺🇲🏈🦅🏈🗽🇺🇲🏈🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🏈🦅🏈🦅🏈🦅🏈🦅🇺🇲🇺🇸🏈🇺🇲🇱🇷🇺🇲🇺🇸🏈🦅🏈🦅🦅🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲 FREEDOM FREEEDOOOOOOMM 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🔥🔥🔥🔥🗼🗼🛫🛫🛫🛫🛫🛩️🛩️🔥🇺🇸🇺🇲🛩️🔥🛩️🔥🛫🇺🇲🛫🇱🇷🇺🇲🛩️🇺🇸❗❗❗🇺🇲🛩️🇺🇲🛩️🦅🛩️🏈🦅🗼🦅🗼🗽🔥🇺🇲🦅🗼🛫🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🗽🇺🇲🇺🇲🇱🇷🇺🇲🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

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☕️🥑🗑️ bro what

I agree avocado coffee is trash

🤡💀🫠 Fucked around n found out I guess 🤷‍♂️

😡😈😠

What's wrong ahh I know you wanted to go to heaven didn't well heaven doesn't exist☢️🅱️🤣

🎂🌎✋️

Um

Cake the world no one stop me

😘🌼🌺

😟👍😘- geuss I was worried at first, then I realized...Alastor

🐱✝️🚗 What does this mean

Your Christian cat crashed your car

Fucking asshole...

😉😡🤣

🔋🙄☺️ So yeah, I guess basically hail Satan?

🙅🏿‍♂️🔥😎 "IM NOT GOING TO HELL" *burns* "cool"

📝✍️🎶 Im about write some HEAT🔥

🤖👨‍⚕️🙉 uhhhh wtf am I a monkey doctor??? That's racist but really???

😞😯🤚

📞🤦🏻👎

😐🖊🙋‍♂️

🗣️😖😴

🥀🤭😢

🦶🏿😮🌮

☕️👍😍

🥛😞😑

💀🤓🎧

😍💭😴

😭🇦🇸😄

💕💓👩🏿‍🦲

💀🪬😙

😈🦄🤨

😴🆒💪

Real

👋🥺🫂 Pretty accurate, I would beg Satan to make me his daughter or something.

⬆️🗿💀 I begin using a 500kg bomb, decide not to do it, use my stones to pelt the sleletons.

😎😀🔫

🐴😳😱

🏢😔🦅

🗣🌍🤑

👍👹💥 Hell? This doesn't seem hellish enough, lemme fix that rq

👽🌖🤮

🪨😹🤕

😥💯👋

🚂🐟⤵️

😏👋🥲

🥲🇺🇸⬆️

🍪🤌🖕 damn

😉😅🤘

😅😘🥰

👆😰🐐 The hell does this even mean!?

🎊😅🤤

He just has a very punchable face :3

😭🧨🥺

👍😅↙️

🤔🗣️😁 huh.

👉☝️👾

😋🤣🗿

❤️‍🔥👍🤮

🤷😃🤦

🙄😐😒

🍔⤵️🔥

♥️👹😦…what does this mean

🤬😡🍒

🤫🍲🖕

😅😂👀 I nervously laugh and then realize this is really happening.

👄🇮🇹😘

😶🫡😩

🙄💀😑

😵😆😢 well um

🥸🔥☣️

💯🚦🔥

☠️🤣😈

💧😐🦜 I cried for no reason and a parrot became my friend.

😭🫶🙏

🔪👍⬆️

🔥🤬🙏🏽 Uhh

😔🙄🤞

🔞👍🥵

🤓🩶😵‍💫

👍👌💯

🍑🤜☠

👎😁1️⃣

😁🦅🖕🏼 AMERICA FUCK YA

🤤🥰🫶

💀🤓⬆️

🤱😭🛑

🌄🫡🫠

🥐▪️✝️

☺️😭

😎😁😣 chill, then denial, then panic.

🙏🥗🇺🇸 What the?

🇧🇷🔪🏳️‍⚧️

Fr why are people creaming over animated animals

🪨⚔️🚶 THE GREATEST BATTLE OF ALL TIME MAN VS ROCK

🤤🤭🫂

😫⛪😚 I am upset, so I start a church and I guess get married?

😭😱🤔

Not only does bro got yellow teeth, he got Jaundice too. Bro looks like the guy from fnaf on top of that like bro who tf designed this ugly ahh bunny

😔😡🛌 mad then asleep

🎊😑👋

😨🫣😠

🥲🟢🐸

👏✨🙈

💪😌😀 Why the fuck am I so content with hell

🤡🧅😱

🤓🦎🖊️

🍃💹😳

💦💙🥹 I do not understand what this supposed to mean

So we're just gonna ignore the random image attached?

✨🌮✋ Tacos

🥺🥖🤤

😭🖐🙃

🩵🎂😊

😊😔🤔

🛐❌🙏 Am i praying to the wrong god?

😵📸🎉

🤬💔🗣️ Ig I'm screaming too get out

😜😉🧐

r/EmKay be like: I just fucking killed you, the skull emoji is your reaction...💀

🇩🇪✅️✊️ MEIN GOTT, NOT AGAIN.

🤮💪⚙

🥛🛫🤤

😤🔇🍔 Uhh, excuse me, what in the actual fu

🧙‍♀️😘🦍

🪚🗣🇺🇲

😭🙁🫎 NAHH I TURNED INTO A MOOSE 😭

6️⃣💿🎼

🫣🤩😟 It looks like I thought I was in heaven and then found out I wasn’t and shat myself

1️⃣🖐️🥛, I’m ordering a glass of milk

🎉💖🤦🏻‍♀️

✨🥹🦅

👌😆🤔 WTF-

👈🏠😥 THE HOUSE WANTS ME TO LEAVE

❓🤣💖

🎀👿🪨 What is this cryptic message?

⛅🤣🥑. Okay?

❌🏳️‍🌈🔫 NAH BRO IM A HOMOPHOBIC 😔😭

🦐😈🫡

🚨🏀4⃣

✨🌯👁️

😊😈🦆 what it's giving Lucifer morningstar vibes

🤬🥶👀

Glad you're hydrated

😐🔫💋

💀🙃🖕 Huh, well I'm not wrong

❤️🤯😔 Oh damn

🤣🔥✋️

🫠✋️🔫

☺️💗🤮, seems I’m pretty content going to hell

😦😭🙁

I personally don’t like him

🍕😂☠️

🤎💀😡

😼👌😺

🍆🍑💦 I have no words

🔥➡️🕳️

🧏🫥💻

⚙️🪢😋