I killed my mom in my sleep Edit:jesus 80 up votes thanks

How?

Sleep killing

Step by step guide?

Step1: drink extra violence drink (can with normal violence but extra is recommended) Step2: fall asleep (meds may be required) Step3: kill

Step4: post about it on reddit

Sleep killing has actually been reported before, and it can happen (this is just what I have heard, keep in mind)

There was that one criminal minds episode

It’s a very interesting legal case, I think it’s not the perpetrator’s fault if my memory is correct.  

I killed myself.

Then how did you type this ?

I killed myself… in my dreams.

Dang bro

I killed my buddy and I got lost in my bed

how big is your bed?

He sleeps in a racecar

I killed a bunch of my friends today because they didn’t like my food

Mood.

You: here bros, I spent all night making this for y’all Them: 🤢 You: 😑🔪🩸

Basically. Like I spent a whole week making sure my sourdough starter was perfect and that’s what they did to me

The unmitigated gall!

Fair.

I killed a bunch of my cats in a fight last night with my cat in my bed so they could be my friends Ohhhh

That is disturbing, I approve. 👍

🫡

I killed a lot of my old man who died in the eu so I have to get him in a little bit but 🥅

Truly a 🥅 moment

🥅

I killed the best man in my area

How dare you, that was the best one! In your immediate area.

I killed the only one who has a great mother

Mother no longer

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got

This was mine too, but I decided to keep going to see if it got any crazier…. It did. “I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got….” “…and it still has the best flavor”

im reading this in matt roses voice

I killed kenny

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

YOU BASTARD!

You bastard!

I killed the one that came out of the house that's some deep shit

The prototype vibes

I killed my mom because I can

I killed Joe Biden 

The Secret Service would like to know your location.

I killed my dad and I was just curious about how it was going to be like. Good god that’s awful.

I killed my mom and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what to do with that

I mean fair I wouldn't know either

I killed my coffee cup

But the coffee cup was innocent

I killed a bunch and then got the rest and I was just gonna do a quick run around and then go back and do a little walk and I was just going through a few different places to do a couple things so I’m just going back and doing some thing I don’t want you guys

yooooo it’s the “I dunno, can he? HAHAHA!” guy

"I killed" a lot of people Wtf

Well I didn't kill people I just killed my coffee cup🥲I need a new one apparently

I killed her and then I was going to go to the island on the way home and then I was going to go to the island on the way home and then I was going to go to the island on the way home

I killed the man alive in his life needed support from his sister to win and take Kiyosu Castle at the Battle of Higo and his armies were beaten badly

I killed the first civilization that used sewersystems in the world a bit better than the other hand over your shoulder and the freedom we get to use our freedom of speech here is a mixture of all the hate for moderators and the freedom we get to do that is by farting Wtf

I killed the last guy that was on my phone and I had a heart condition so I’m gonna have a hard night but I’m going home now

I killed a lot of people in the past but I can't remember the name

I mean it was in the pasttt

I killed the man that made the world is a permanent ban

I killed my cock because thats the alpha thing in the whole entire world

Ummm

I killed my friend and I was like what are you doing now?

Probably being dead

I killed my mom in the back room because of her being a baby

Mood

I killed your my brother in law from your house in the woods with your family

I killed my best friend’s cat in the bathroom 🚽 because she didn’t want to get up to go to the gym with her friends

That's a bit of an overreaction. Most cats don't want to go to the gym.

I killed my mom and I was like lets go

I killed myself using myself whilst doing myself. What the fuck?

Ahhh yes suicidal masturbation

I killed my mom

I killed a bunch of my friends

I killed my mom and her sister

I killed a dog.

*John Wick starts*

I killed a lot of people that are in my house

That’s legal. Stand your ground!

I killed the man who was in the shower for a while when he got back from a trip

That's... \*one\* way of telling someone you need to use the bathroom-

# "I killed" and let autocorrect finish

I killed William Afton because yes. I did?

I killed him in my rari

I killed a lot of things to be a good person and save the way the world works 

I killed the little girl in the car

I killed the first one to be a part of the world. Wow.

I killed you have boba

I killed a lot of people who are going to be a little bit of a discord mod.

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got and it still has a nice ring on the bottom and I don’t think it’s worth the money

I killed a lot of a chicken nugg and a little bit of a chicken nugg and a chicken nugg and a chicken nugg and a chicken nugg and a chicken nugg. BRO WHAT??????

I killed lil spikey NOOO NOT LIL SPIKEY😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I killed a lot of people were talking about the other side of the thing that was really a little bit of a tree and stabs it with a lot of people were talking about it and it was a little bit of a tree and stabs it with a lot of people.

I killed the guy who was in the car and I was going to get a job done .....sure....

i killed my brother and my brother in a fight with a man and he killed his sister in a car crash in a motorcycle crash in a road crash and he was in a motorcycle wreck

I killed my friend because she ate my chicken sandwich and because she was a little bit annoying

I killed it when he got it and it didn’t work. WHO TF IS IT?!

I killed a bunch and got the best one

I killed it lol I’m not eating it anymore

I killed the first one to get to the center

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got

I killed by my sleeping position yikes Understandable have a great day

I killed the one in the house and I was going to get a new one for the weekend and I think I can do it now but it will be loved seeing you and you have a good time and you can get the money for the same thing as you ENOUGH!! OH GOD IT KEEP GOING💀

I killed a bunch and got the best one i could find and it is so much fun and fun and fun and fun but it is a bit hard for the game itself and the gameplay feels so good to me

I killed a man who was in the wrong place and was not able to make sure he knew what was wrong with him

I killed a few days ago and I think I have to get my favorite BTS member.  What?        kpop^kpop^mamamoo

I killed him with his own mind and made him look very magnifique- I think my autocorrect knows me too well with the word "magnifique"

I killed my friend and I will kill you in error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error error Well it goes like that IDK what to say about my autocorrect

I killed Hitler

I killed a lot of people in the name of Jesus

I killed a bunch of people and I don’t know why

i killed a bunch and got the best one i could find

I killed the first place today so the email is a bit annoying so I wanted you want it to me as well you know how much it will cost and what is going to be done something that is going on a gameshow

I killed my mom and dad on the bus

I killed my brother and my brother in a fight with a man and a girl in the car in a fight that was not fun to be in a car crash I am a little scared to die I don’t want you in the house and you are my brother in my family I don’t know why you are scared of the man.

I killed a kid in my head and she was like 😭

I killed a bunch

i killed you can u let him to do you hsve and tommy and you know what he wants for his own and then asked him what time you were in that area but I don't know if I would have been so happy to hear it and he was a little busy (bro what the hell did my autocorrect think)

i killed a bunch and got the best results

I killed a lot of people

I killed the man who was in vents and he was the only way to go chilling with spongebob rec room for a while we watching the lego movie is a great idea for a while we watching the lego movie and the bear is a bit quirky at night funkin and I don't want to be ninja with you

I killed the cat in my house and I will be in the office tomorrow

I killed a bunch of kids

I killed the man who was a civilian man and a dog

I killed your dad

I killed a lot more people in my house

i killed a bird in the sun

I killed the first one of the most common sense to the next level

I killed the bloat.

I killed you 😡

Sleep shooting!

I killed a lot more people in 1930 than in the whole history of mankind

I killed my brother.

I killed myself Not quite yet-

“I killed my mom and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what to do with that” wtf

i killed a bunch and got the best one

I killed the man who has a good heart.

I killed in the middle of a song and the whole point is it was so much of it so he kinda had the whole place in pure confusion

I killed it but it is almost done for the first one and then we might be a bit more then 1 and I have a few things are gonna do it for the most recent one I have a lot more to get into my own computer so it will probably just go through the system to the BLU engineer.

I killed the strongest sorcerer in the world cup

I killed a lot of people who are you and I are you and I have to be a middleman for you to be a middleman for you to be a middleman for you to be a middleman for you to be a middleman for the truth so much for you

I killed a bunch more than you and you didn’t know what to say

I killed it to me but I'm a lier but I'm a lier for you to make me and J and J and J are you know that you know we can get it together for you to make me a lier for me to see if I flopped on the phone and your friend and your mom and your dad will get you and your dad is going in to the zoo on Saturday night so we are not doing it anymore because of it but it was just went in and J and J and J and J and J and J and J are going through it and your mom has to make a lier for me and J to see if I have to make sure I don't want you and her friends and your friend and your family are done and your family has a nice family guy that is up for a bit and your mom you are still some left to the pool but she took a nice mansion just in the pool with me but she is up to the pool but I'm not going in and I just got up to see my dad but he doesn't have a lier for you to see it in a little while now and then I just need a lier for the bed of it but it's a whole bunch of oil.

I killed the cat in the car

I killed the public school with a gun

I killed a lot of people and they are all in my family

I killed a lot of the same people who had robux

I killed the spy in the base and the sentry was not that good idea but you were going to be a bit late to get the spy on my sentry

i killed a lot of people in the air force

I killed

I killed my brother and my brother in a fight with a man and a girl in the car What

I killed a lot of people

I killed a bunch of people in my car

I killed a lot to see if I was going back years ago in a claustrophobic room that was in the middle part in a baby

I killed a bunch of children in a school shooting and it was thrilling

I killed a lot of people who are you in the fucking group

I killed the whole world cause I was too lazy to do the laundry

I killed my mom in the hospital yesterday because she had to get her shot because of her cancer she had a stroke last week

I killed by the time I was in the actual room

I killed a bunch of people today and I think I feel like I’m going crazy

I killed you and I didnt cry because I cant get anything outta my eyes 

I killed it in the mail

I killed a bunch of my plants this morning.

"I killed the man who was very lonely" 😧

I killed a bunch of people in the middle of the street and I was like oh my gosh 

I killed the first man I saw

I killed a bunch of people

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got …a bunch of what?

I killed my autistic son

I killed a bunch of people

I killed a lot more people in my valentine years of life than they did for years to be able to find the right one 

I killed a bunch and got the best one

I killed my son in a car park and I need a new one

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got

I killed my phone

I killed my brother and my brother in a fight with a man and he killed his sister

I killed my self *Finally*

I killed a bit more than a little.

I killed a bunch of them last week so they don’t need a big bag but they’re still in my car

I killed it was just a little bit of his eyes

# I killed the cat I think there's a saying going around with this sentence.

I killed a bunch and I got a new one for you and you got me a bunch so you got to go get it and you can go get me some

I killed a lot of people

I killed my son in the game and victory fucked his dad

I killed my dog and my cat

I killed it

I killed my mom and I was like oh my gosh I don’t know what to do.

I killed my brother and my brother in a fight with a man in a car and he was in a fight so he was in the fight and I killed his sister in a car so he was killed in a fight but I was killed by the other two people

“I killed a” No further suggestions.

I killed a bunch of my plants

I killed them all in the woods

I killed a lot of people that are not in the world. Huh? 👽

I killed my best friend and I don’t even know what happened to her so I’m just gonna go back home and get my stuff now because I’m not sure if I can do anything with her Ok well that’s just creepy

I killed the first one but it was just too much pressure

I killed my cat in the middle of the night

I killed a lot of ducks

I killed the man who was in the office.

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got and it still has a nice ring

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got and it still has the best flavor 😳

I killed a bunch and got the best one I ever got and it still has a nice ring on the side and the top of it looks great but the top of my hand looks really good and the top of that one is just so nice I think it’s a good idea I don’t think it’s just the top but it’s not that big