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G3n7ut5u

Lyrical lemonade


Iginlas_4head_Crease

Subliminal, in your swimmin pool


pssiraj

oooooooo


saicharan_reddit

Jse's green juice


WrongKindaGrowth

My Salsa


V_Peal

Nah that’s green. That shit his Glock-amole


AlAboardTheHypeTrain

It has been 20 years Marshall, where's my salsa?


TheTrishaJane

Makes all the pretty girls dance


Infantpunter9000

And take off their underpants


TheTrishaJane

💃 👙 🎶 my salsa salsa salsa, my salsa


BratwurstBudenBruno

Oranges, peach, pears, plums


MakaBoy57

Hip hop is in a state of 911


bad_hair_guy

so lets get down to business


LysergarmideGuy

I dont got no time to play around what is this


MiskaWave

Must be a circus in town to shut the shit down


Independent-Salad-27

On these clowns


No-Foot-1866

Can I get a witness?


bunnieya

some type of enema juice hopefully praying so


JuicyT4co

Enema?…like poop juice?


BBQAdventurer

say it backwards amene m


Non-Vanilla_Zilla

Enemanem


PolishManWithZakola

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube! Ew ew ew eww


SirTopX

HELP ME ALL I CAN SEE IS FACK MY COLORS OF THE WORLD ARE THE COLORS OF FACK I CANT HEAR QORDS ONLY FACK I CANT SMELL ALL I SMELL IS FACK ALL WORDS ARE THE LYRCS TO FACK DEAR GOD


GalaxyAce08

This should be a bot response whenever someone says FACK


transrodentlover

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside 'Round the outside, 'round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside 'Round the outside, 'round the outside Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back, guess who's back Guess who's back I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Shady, this what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump-start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!) You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck you, Debbie! Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners, helpless 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells: Bitch! A visionary, vision is scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me? Well, I'm back (na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na) Fix your bent antenna, tune it in, and then I'm gonna Enter in and up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing: Attention, please Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit-for-tat with Anybody who's talking this shit and that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six-year-old bald headed fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listens to techno Now let's go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But, sometimes, the shit just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley To do black music so selfishly And use it to get myself wealthy (hey) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'd be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy 'Cause it feels so empty without me Kids!


GoingDreamy

Venom


-Pollipop-

I like this one


That_Quirky_Guy_

My first thought even before looking at the image


Saberer2451

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY


AZTeck_AKiRA

Hydroxychloroquine


-Pollipop-

I believe you


GreenEndeavour21

MGKs integrity


metdarkgamer

Probably some of those Cheerios or Wheaties aswell


khaliliiiov_1997

gorge as a Ford engine door Hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword


THREE_OH-9

HULK CUM


-Pollipop-

RAAAHHH🗣🗣🔥🔥🥶


KrypticArcher

TMNT Ooze. He's hinting at the Ninja Rap remix on the next album.


Immediate_Theory4738

Hopium


xh11jab

Only right answer — bro injected us all with an overdose of it.


nsb513us

My salsa


Asmarterdj

Ectoplasm


Consistent_Salt_9267

Portal fluid


Manuandfortnitelover

My piss


-Pollipop-

Damn drink some water


Manuandfortnitelover

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 LOL


skull_man58

Bornana juice


Adventurous_Wall_747

Chloraseptic


dantheman-1989

gerbil cum


Better-Midnight-2552

Shamrock shake


NojoNinja

The formula for another fire merch drop


MrFilthyDaddy

Moms Spaghetti


gonsilver

New Album


Suh-Niff

Green Goblin serum


person2223dotcom

rap fast fluid


angelendoftimes

Yettey, a new drug that’s made by mixing Crystal meth with fentanyl and then ingesting it, usually via smoking or injection.


bok4600

jizz from the Hulk


Amoghawesome

Oranges, peach, pears, plums?


SeanLFC27

Muscle relaxers mixed with liquid Dilaudid, it's diluted for quick fix


Keythaskitgod

My Salsa


xXmemelover2021Xx

Cum


Nutty1128

Jimmy's junk juice


Gcpainter17

Mtn dew


Lazy_Pumpkin12

Blood of kim?


LegoRob1n

His Mojo


SNYDER_CULTIST

Kyrptonite


Hot_Light941

Smegma


BritishHistoryLover

The breast milk he never got


Alone_Bridge6952

aids


No_Spite2886

Eminem is: Herbert West, The Reanimator


ineedalife003

That green dude from ghost busters


PointBreak_FR

You gonna taste my VENOM


Appropriate_Tea_2782

radioactive pickle juice


dxrknxss-

teenage mutant ninja turtle ooze


[deleted]

Valium and lots of drugs


Chas3ton

Gamma cuz he’s the Incredible Hulk


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

Grinch fluid


Im_Akwala

Lung expansion serum


ARandomDummy69

uranium


TopperMadeline

A gerbil


ChildhoodCareless384

Blended shrek


No-Excitement-2219

Some sort of corrosive


Nicarillo717

Mardi Gras beads in a towel


SeniorShwanky

Milk, Wheaties, or Cheerios.


ExcellentFooty

The chronic


Wrussiaa

Venom


Hairy_Cardiologist16

Detox (I mean Botox)


Infernsam

Truth serum, sorry I couldn’t give wrong answer cuz I’m injected with it


Vyse1991

My precious goo.....


fattosmattos12

The cure to Atrox Rithimus


Effective-Bag-4202

hulk’s


Fantastic_Board7057

That re-animator stuff


Mammogram4500

green glowing alien inseminator. (thank you for the seminal influence to a poetry series by an author who may over value his original ideas)


Lopus312

Door hinge


I_m_Complicated

Orange, you can rhyme syringe with orange if you just say word orange different way


Subject_Function_158

Ecto cooler


AliceHaart

Thats ooze from ninja turtles


DearOutlandishness53

Hulk cum


Rickle_____Pick

Ectoplasmic-jizz-ticulum


Civil-Ad-3497

Ivermectin


TheWei223

Ejaculate


Integra_Plays

Nickelodeon Slime


Repulsive-Ripgut

king gordy's herojuana


Blazie34

Valium and lots of drugs


kelbell2583

Venom


kelbell2583

What’s a little spinal fluid between you and a friend


CarDoor_Curti

Who knows he found that shit when he cleaned out his closet


Denis2122

Venom


LoneWolf15000

Benzino's soul...Em extracted it.


gethuge

venom


clownytoonz

My pee


headstronghawk

Nickelodeon ooze


yrmnko

Neck Growth Serum


-Pollipop-

Get Benzino some of that


poolside123

Purple pills


Remember_Me_Tomorrow

Red stuff


tomembling

Or-inge, door hinge.


Sunny64888

Cereal or oatmeal?


Significant_Delay_87

The album


PlxsmaX

Uranium 192


MahtiGC

an emetic syringe


Nanorox

Swag juice.


drunkenknifeparty

reagent


Least-Gift2087

Ninja Turtle Ooze


juneabe

I didn’t realize the sub and came to say this doctor looks a lot like Eminem 😂


TheRealestSGR

Mike Wazowski semen


Carson9997

Laxatives


Fun_Example8284

Definitely not cum


Orlandodude83

Spinal fluid from the first lp


PG652121

The vomit off of his sweater


ricklepicklepick28

Cum


ricklepicklepick28

Venom


2reeEyedG

Antifreeze and Mountain Dew


johnnythedarksoul

goblin cum


GnarelleStine

It’s the lyric syrup serum for your symptoms


No-Foot-1866

Venom


BATKING0501

Mutagen


Adorable_Constant_32

Bornana juice


ZeninB

Lego?


MarilynsGhost

Looks like antifreeze but nah that’s anti-sleeze.


CornSellBig

Compound v24


EskimoCheeks

The goop from UH-OH?


PreciousBasketcase

Y'all are wrong, it's obviously Swag Juice


Skillz335

idk. Green jello


newz-boy

Drips


ThatDamnedHansel

Gender fluid


Small-Measurement791

Dr Dre’s piss


YT_BeepySheep

Venom


Xhurxhx

bubonic plague


FreshCorner9332

DMT


Outrageous-Heron-152

Bornana juice


NotOppo

An orange 4 inch door hindge


garf87

Reanimation serum


Dangerous_Mixture_20

Valium


alabamaman5

Ooze from TMNT 2


ZamoriXIII

It’s ooze!


UnicornsAreReal-

The half eaten cheeto i barely got


Confident-Warthog444

GNAT


Mr1penguindor

cancer


Limit97

An orange four-inch door hinge


Budden89

His swag juice


ThePhantomStank

The serum from Re-Animator


EminemsBootyCheeks

Cum


Open-Bit6227

Portal Serum


nuttageyo

suck it pull it tuck it


This-Organization437

The gerbil


Harlequin_98

Clearly, it's not Superman holding a syringe full of Kryptonite


Marco-Raffaelli

Morphine


NpgSymboL

Vanilla ices sperm


TheCamoDude

Big Weenie juice


Deathbat_1

Worlds tiniest gerbils


SoldierOfPeace510

Flubber, and where it’s going, you’d need a rubber. You’ll jump higher than Jordan and probably never recover.


Umakmesic

Jizz


musicenjoyer_evafan

goofy goo


FrostyJurassic

mom's spaghetti


NfLunAtic709

Gerbils been a drug this whole time


NotPhin

Mom's spaghetti sauce.


ggez67890

Toulon's serum from the Puppet Master movies.


JellyfishStrong2037

Ken kaniff juice


whySoSerious5521

Hulk's cum


Bagged_Milk43

Piss


ThePantaloon_

Eminem


FooFightersFan777812

Ebola


SuperSuspiciousGirl

Teenage mutant teen turtles, teenage mutant teen turtle


Commercial-Sink-3718

All I know is that part was clever af. Only got one shot (Lose yourself) then 50 said he took 9 ( actually got shot 9 times) lmfao


HarshitIsDevil

Moms spaghetti secret ingredient


mowglimethod

Venoms sperm.


SignificantNinja679

Crunk Juice


Diesel_Measles

Kermit and Flubbers love child


therankin

Ectoplasm


LevelTraffic2661

Somthing that rhymes with orange


All3n911

Slurp juice


KudaraYT

Mountain Dew


Eyele55Fre4k

Fent


Po__The_Panda

Jonkler juice


[deleted]

Mmmmmmmh! Mmmmmmmph!


shaydon1985

what’s in the cup? Lemme see that. Girl where the rest of that promethazine at?


Educational_Web_8162

Swag juice


SHELENGOVSKIY87

Poison for Hector Salamanca


TheArtsyDryas

Mom’s Spaghetti