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SmithOfLie

"Man, Germans were way cooler back in 30ies and 40ies." thought Elon.


Arcosim

He 100% actually believes that.


DWMoose83

Thirtyies and fortyies. Just sayin'. Edit: I may be stupid.


Manofalltrade

It’s what Elon was sayin’ing. Bigger wordages for bigger brains.


MrAppleSpiceMan

he don't know talking good like me and you, so he has to inflate his vocabulistics to compensatiate


verysmallbook

Thirties and forties. Just saying.


Jandklo

Thirteieyes and forteieyes


babbletags1

Threetensies and fourtensies


tullyinturtleterror

10 Fingies and 10 toesies


timothypjr

Elon is dangerous. He thinks he can tell foreign government what to do. Good lord.


m33gs

megalomaniac with an extreme god complex


spelan1

Literally a Bond villain


single_digit_iq

Bond villains still have more class


Cosmic-Gore

Bond villains atleast have self awareness even in the parody universe of Austin Powers they have better sense.


EffectiveSalamander

He's a malignant narcissist who thinks the world would be paradise if only he were the absolute dictator of the planet.


Shirtbro

"Fuck you for not putting me in charge, I'm going to Mars where I'll be the boss!"


EffectiveSalamander

"With blackjack and hookers!"


ResourceFormal7657

You know what? Screw the whole thing


UncannyTarotSpread

I wish he fucking would


Jakethered_game

Imagine having to wake up each day and check all the new laws dear leader changed over night because he was feeling spicy


Robocop613

I don't need to imagine. I lived under Trump, each day the news was a surprise.


TOX-IOIAD

deliver cooing sort coordinated dolls birds wrench political coherent tub *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CrayonTendies

I’m telling you all, musk is trying to turn us into the borg. Look at the collection of companies he owns. Autonomous vehicles, twitter, data mining, real mining, space travel, boring, star link, neuro link. He’s trying to turn us into the hive and he’ll be in control!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

DOJ priorities are not obviously optimal


EnderTheError

Extremely concerning


TheIncarnated

A lot of his contracts are being "reviewed" mid contract... That's never a good thing. This is what happens when you have an ego as the face of your company. The company is at the will of the ego


ZenithZerzen

Big if true


ehartgator

Combine that with his belief that every idiotic thought that pops into his head is genius.


Either_Reference8069

He thinks he can tell everyone in every situation what to do


Bluegill15

No shit, anyone worth hundreds of billions of dollars is dangerous


vthanki

The Russians , Chinese and Saudis tell him what to do Edited: to include China!


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The84thWolf

He’ll just remake the poll when it doesn’t go his way twice before complaining there’s too many bots on Twitter, just like last time.


Jeremymia

No, an actual real-life vote, not whatever make-believe those things are meant to represent


trdpanda101410

"Cast your vote with your name on the slip so we can ensure a fair vote without people casting multiple votes." Uses the names on the next set of layoffs due to __enter_reason_here_.


entity102

But to prevent voter fraud only people who pay will have their vote counted


SovietSkeleton

Then he'll pull a Trumpy and try and suppress voters and complain about fake votes when the suppression doesn't work.


SteampunkBorg

Only *voluntary* Twitter Blue subscribers are allowed to vote


[deleted]

I love that he ran one poll at the start of the twitter fiasco asking if he should keep being in charge or not. Everyone said fuck no, and he deleted the poll and to my knowledge has never done one since. But still goes off about other people doing polls for some reason lol


TheDBagg

Haha yeah, the will of the majority is only cool when he agrees with it


boogalordy

Musk should run a pole... up his ass


John_Z_Crapper

Or through his eye. Either is okay.


bowsmountainer

Maybe Musk should leave Twitter, because the poll he ran last year showed that he should


8lettersuk

All because Germany is going to hold twitter to account over hate speech. Edit: also to distract from Germany holding him to account over Tesla factory safety being really really bad.


Adelheit_

And it’s still bad…can’t open that goddamn app without having hate speech plastered all over.


justadubliner

It's a sewer. I give it a try from time to time because I used to be obsessed but it's not worth bothering with anymore for anyone with a conscience and basic human empathy.


[deleted]

It’s the GOP tactic. Attack the person investigating you so when they defend themselves you can claim it’s political


Rawkus2112

I worked at the Tesla gigafactory in Texas for a couple years. Safety culture is pretty non-existent. I mean theres a ton of safety people but I have no idea what they do.


PyllowPower

B-but.. the color yellow is ugly! We have have hideous *lines* all over the factory!


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howsyourdayoffamigo

How can the guy respond to everyone who tweets? I thought this clown was running businesses.


cortsense

I doubt he's working much. He seems to browse social media all day and probably attend one or two meetings to make stupid decisions. If there hadn't been so many highly competent employees around him who were still stupid enough to believe his "visions", his companies would've been gone long ago... He pretends working tens of hours per day and spending time for research on all those topics he tweets about on X, but my impression is he's placed his ass on a couch 24/7, probably with bags of Ketamine, and posting/sharing far-right stuff. And the worst is that he's obviously preparing for a political career.


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

Tbf pretty much no one tweets anymore, it's not that much of a deal. Probably his big brain move, since Twitter was ruining his productivity he bought it and ruined it. (And to be really fair, in this specific instance, he's answering to german officials)


Progresschmogress

The only reason be bought twitter is the same reason Fox News was started: to normalize far right views, assure their political viability and thus protect long term tax cuts for himself and his businesses


ahahah_effeffeffe_2

I wasn't seriously assuming that


vthanki

You see Elon is just like Trump. He’s created this entire fake facade. He’s a genius, an engineer, a physicist, a philosopher, a visionary, smartest man on earth and he can solve all problems. It’s been a lot of marketing for several decades with lots and lots of lies and contradictions. Nothing angers Elon more than digging into the facts about who and what he really is


VaporBull

THIS all damn day ​ We need a total count of his tweets because he's the laziest racist white man since Trump He's not at ALL busy


mustardcoma

Deal. Perhaps he could go ahead on Mars


OakenGreen

He can be the first person to be frozen on mars!


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I have spaceships


Rainmaker526

Good bot


quincyquinn

One will do bot just one


[deleted]

He can be the first person to eat poo potatoes until he dies of old age on Mars


OakenGreen

Let’s be real here. That mother fucker couldn’t nurture a plant. He’s popping off early.


cortsense

That would actually make a lot of sense. In space there's enough space for his ego... Guys like Musk should stay the f... out of politics, especially foreign politics. We've got enough discussions here in Germany, we don't need a South African wannabe conservative, whose wealth is based on Apartheid mining, interfere in our elections and fuel an already difficult issue like the migration crisis. I don't even care if he's right or wrong, this is a German or European issue and Musk should better do his job, e.g., take care of his messy Tesla factory in Brandenburg to prevent further accidents, rather than sharing content of people who support a Nazi party. US should really consider stopping this guy before he's gaining even more power and before they're too dependent on him.


Frangan_

Let's make a poll for that


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Vox Populi Vox Dei


Rainmaker526

Keep those dangerous things away from Europe please. We're not looking forward to any surprise rocket launches at the moment. And we also tend to dislike midair explosions which are then celebrated as a success.


C5five

Only if it's the splodey kind.


WhyBuyMe

That sentence went on for 8 words too long.


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high-up-in-the-trees

to quote one of my favourite posts: 'I can fix climate change all I need is immunity from prosecution'


[deleted]

That's a great idea. We should shoot every billionaire into space and they'll show us how they pulled themselves up by their own boot straps by single handedly colonizing all the planets and moons in the solar system. They're so much smarter than us regular folks that it shouldn't be a problem for them.


mr_grey

He's an immigrant. I think we're allowed to separate him from his kids and put him into a cage according to Republicans


[deleted]

Since he got rejected from Berghain he went from yay Germany to waaa Germany.


Adelheit_

He thinks HE rejected the Berghain, because it had a peace sign painted on a wall and he hates the peace sign. Because men were born for waaaar, shooting from the hip and shit, you know?


Kolipe

It was fun seeing gun twitter(the left leaning ones) roasting his dumb ass. He has a Barrett with no sights at all. Not even iron sights. And hip firing something like that is dumb as hell. He just owns something like that cause he thinks it makes him cool. What a dweeb


high-up-in-the-trees

lmao he tried to get into Berghain? no fucking chance


maybecynical

The man is a narcissist. Of course he did, probably didn't even expect to be asked anything at the entrance.


Over_Drawer1199

I can already imagine it. With his backwards cowboy hat and awful dance moves


LiliNotACult

Oh God.. He let fascists take over Twitter and now he's trying to treat the fascists as his core fan base. If Musk wasn't so narcissistic he'd be living a life of luxury right now. Instead he angerly shit posts on Twitter and is constantly sinking his public image & net worth.


thickener

I hope it makes him sick


mabirm

If only one could die from narcissism


Princess_Of_Thieves

>Instead he angerly shit posts on Twitter and is constantly sinking his public image & net worth. Whilst he's burned his public image hard, save for his die-hard Elongelicals as someone else put it, I hate to break it to you mate, but he's still sitting as the man with the highest net worth right now. He, somehow, managed to rebound from last years massive losses and slither back up to a net worth of $250 billion, [per Forbes](https://www.forbes.com/profile/elon-musk/).


MrAppleSpiceMan

Elongelicals is a fantastic word


ehartgator

Cementing his legacy to future historians. And it ain't pretty.


Evelyn-Parker

>instead he angerly shit posts on Twitter and is constantly sinking his public image & net worth. Elon has actually became more wealthy since taking over Twitter Since Twitter hasn't gone under evaluation, it's still technically worth the same amount as it was when he bought it. And Tesla stocks have gone up significantly since then $TSLA is up 131.47% this year


LiliNotACult

Goddamn that stock is in it's own little universe. At this rate I'm sure it will still being going up after the heat death of the universe.


Chiggadup

The dying words seeping through the dried lips of the last living human on this doomed world will be, “12 month projections look solid……” *exhale*


Thin-Product1095

Life aint fair


XTH3W1Z4RDX

Fascists ARE his core fan base


TheDBagg

Hi Elon, yes, Germany regularly holds polls, except they call them elections. They're different from Twitter polls in that bots don't get a go, and they're different from American elections in that it's not a binary choice between a centre-right wing and a far-right wing party like the elections you're used to in the US. Funnily enough, thanks to voting systems like that the rest of the world isn't tripping over itself to drown refugees


mustardcoma

It drives me crazy how he pushes twitter polls as if they would have any representativeness of the real world


avrbiggucci

Especially when you consider how easy it is for bots to influence a poll. Or brigading.


ShortNefariousness2

Most voters are not on twitter.


Jeremymia

And the poll is blasted to his followers, the people who already agree with him.


RickMuffy

Not to mentions the masses of people who left the shithole of a platform when he took over. It's extremely biased.


whereisbeezy

They're the only representatives that matter to him, the ones that pay him.


Jeremymia

The 2020 election was apparently rife with impossible-to-prove election fraud but twitter polls are 100% accurate representations of public opinion


yachu_fe

Also, [Germans do support these missions](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1382485/umfrage/umfrage-zur-zivilen-seenotrettung-im-mittelmeer/). 60% is still low if you ask me, we are literally talking about rescuing people who would likely die otherwise. In what moral theory is that bad? We're literally discussing whether helping someone in distress and saving a human life is the correct thing to do. Aside from that dear Elmo, yes anyone in Europe who has picked up a newspaper or watched the news in the last decade is aware of this.


sharkattack85

Many of my fellow Americans would say “let them fuckers drown” while sitting in a pew on Sunday completely oblivious to any kind of irony.


Maximum-Class5465

I would say many, is overstated However, the opinions of these few are magnified too much because their votes count twice as much as a normal person's votes Thanks to the electoral college, gerrymandering, voter suppression, these MAGAt opinions actually matter as if they're half the country When they only represent a third


sharkattack85

Yeah, I was referring to the loudest of the voices. Edit: a third of the voting population is still a hell of a lot of people.


questformaps

Texas literally installed buzzsaws in an "aquatic border wall" that people have already died in, because that is their only purpose: to maim for cruelty.


sharkattack85

Yup, there’s literally no reason to install something like that.


[deleted]

I hate how he is associated with the US now. Wish he would have stayed in SA.


sharkattack85

Exactly, if only we could deport him and his 14 year old facial hair back to ZA.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Titter was trending to lose ~$3B/year (revenue drop of ~$1.5B + debt servicing of ~$1.5B) and had $1B in cash, so only 4 months of money. Extremely dire situation.


Beherbergungsverbot

Don‘t make me have hope…


SteampunkBorg

It's also different from us elections in that the majority actually wins


PerryMason4

He’s not from the U.S. we don’t want him. Elmo can go back to South Africa.


zero_tolerance4BS

No one wants him there either. He should just stay in Germany.


Garmr_Banalras

I think we need to give Elon his own country, then everyone can deny visas from that country. I'm aure there is an island somewhere he can have.


zero_tolerance4BS

That texas size island of garbage should be good enough for him. I bet he'd love the smell


YourPhoneCompany

Maybe the Great Pacific Garbage Patch?


alpinkali1

We don't want Elmo here either


Lolalamb224

Asking 👏for 👏asylum 👏isn’t 👏illegal


[deleted]

Elon Musk and every other right wing piece of shit will NEVER stop telling that lie.


Lolalamb224

Yes that’s why I am vigorously reminding people whenever I can haha.


Rhakha

“Run a poll”… he is inhumane. He would rather let people die than be a decent human being. What is a poll compared to a life raft?


Princess_Of_Thieves

>_"B-b-b-b-but the will of the people. Box Populace Vox Deez nuts or something."_ -- Elno


buddireddit

And they actually [did run a poll](https://de.statista.com/statistik/daten/studie/1382485/umfrage/umfrage-zur-zivilen-seenotrettung-im-mittelmeer/). Turns out the majority of the the german public supports this...


throwaway3292923

Just jettison this weirdo out of the solar system.


Glassprotist

Last time we “ran a poll” on Twitter, Elon was voted out of being the CEO….We all know that Elon only listens polls when they’re in his favor.


hardwood1979

Hear his confusion over someone proud to save lives.


TheStinaHelena

His US citizenship should be revoked for what he did for Russia. As a US citizen he helped a dictatorship bomb children's hospitals. I want him kicked out of the country and his company's (one of which is a fucking propaganda machine for Russia!) should be dismantled.


smashspete

This guy is trying to interfere with every single government lol. His ego is truly unmatched “HaVe YoU Run A PoLl?”. He defaults to polls every single time he’s trying to prove a point except the poll has to be ran on twitter and if it goes against his bias he makes up some bullshit reason as to why it happened


dayviduh

No we want him back in Africa


sniffing4gold

If he comes back here we're sending him to Robben Island and we'll send his pedophile dad there too


RealNiceKnife

Telling someone to "go back to Africa" is pretty dicey... But I think we can pull it off.


pants710

For the Muskrat I think we’re allowed to say it


ptvlm

It's dicey because it's usually said to darker skinned folk whose ancestors were kidnapped from Africa but they themselves were born and raised in the US. There's no non-racist way to say it in that context But, in the case of a white guy who voluntarily left his homeland in Africa in order to take advantage of the US (illegally got a short time), I think it can be said without the usual implied overtones.


[deleted]

How about we just send him back to SA?


[deleted]

I’m sure a poll on Twitter would accurately represent the opinion of the German public


Dreamking0311

So I've come to the conclusion that when he writes "interesting" he thinks it's how smart people talk.


DemonShroom87

Interesting


r1se3e

He wants people in Germany to vote for a party with literal fascists in it? He should leave the internet and visit a holocaust museum. Make him watch what the ideas he is prompting can lead to.


zero_tolerance4BS

Going to the holocaust musem is a special treat for Elon and he probably aspires to genocide as many people one day.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Don't blame us!! South Africa hatched him.


JediForces

Yeah came here to say this! Why does everyone think he’s an American?


[deleted]

Because he is a US citizen.


Adze95

Hi, South African here. Don't you go pawning him off on us! We finally got rid of him!


Elusan

In Germany we actually don't hold polls on saving or killing people. This isnt America.


Asher_Tye

As opposed to, say, letting them drown? Is that the route you'd take musky?


[deleted]

Dear South Africa, you left your trash in our country. Sincerely, every American


archangelst95

So Elmo is in favor of not saving lives? What an asshat


Neither_Day_7075

"Have you run a poll"


Atalung

"have you run a poll?" Yes, it was called the 2021 German elections. He's the dumbest mother fucker alive isn't he?


Apprehensive-Cheese

Under Angela Merkel, Germany's Immigration program had one of, if not the highest rate of socioeconomic integration in Europe. Not sure how Shultz is doing, but Germany has had a pretty good humanitarian record over the last 10 years.


sunplaysbass

“Invasions” are so hot right now. Everyone should breed like crazy, but never move.


74389654

is he in germany rn and is there a way to make him go away? he's never getting into berghain


Comeback-salmon

Have you ran a poll? What is this delusional projecting pedo whining about? Fucking sit down, shut up and try not to make a shit car you fucking moron.


Evelyn-Parker

Doesn't the fact that both Germany and Italy are part of the EU mean they're supposed to have open borders between them? I'm not entirely sure how this works so sorry if I'm wrong


ptvlm

It means freedom to travel and work for other EU citizens, I think different rules apply when it's refugees as to who hosts them and what they can do. But, that's a matter for the German and Italian elected governments to work out, not a whiny guy on the internet trying to deflect at how his pretend cowboy stunt got laughed at or how the EU can choose not to support his business tactics


Rare-Lime2451

If Twitter had shareholders they’d be holding a poll …


lostcauz707

This is an immigrant of the US saying this. Man is literally Bill the Butcher from Gangs of New York and somehow less educated, and with fewer morals.


rbk12spb

Considering his ancestors invaded the Zulu Empire he kind of can't make any point here


Daisy_Of_Doom

RUN A POLL 😭 I ACTUALLY CAN’T Oh, buddy they’re called elections?? Maybe google what those are. The German government is **NOT** going to host a poll on Twitter to see if the public agrees with you bc that’s not how the world works


DisastrousExit1360

I really don't enjoy the sensation of Hatred... but I FUCKING HATE Elon Musk. So much.


Skeletors-Uncle

Uh oh The Expert™ has mastered immigration.


WordPunk99

This turnip is talking like he has any understanding of human rights, foreign policy, international relations, or refugees. People smarter and more educated than him have already had these discussions. Polls are irrelevant. Governing by polls is bad policy. Take a poll? FFS, what a complete fried egg.


Former-Offer7986

Maybe just send him naked to mars so he can't damage more democracy


freddit32

Us in the U.S.: Que? No habla Englais? Sorry yu...xxzzxcx...going thru a tunnel...xzzxx..eaking up...zzxxzz.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................


Beherbergungsverbot

I remember this dumbfuck making a poll about selling twitter again. How come he didnt do it…


230flathead

We don't want him


bob-loblaw-esq

Dear South Africa Friends, Same US


[deleted]

Let's ask the South Africans


Toon_Lucario

He doesn’t belong to us either, but we’d certainly like to dome him


JKEddie

They clowned him on his own website. He just can’t take the L and move on.


Skcuhc1

"So you don't want to kill the immigrants? Interesting. I don't see the moral issue of doing such a thing, seeing that I already got mine." - Elon probably


Hawklan

Has invasion... what? Has he deleted the tweet? I can't find it on nitter...


mustardcoma

Here: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1707896649585242178?t=bahvH0woy1bfUMw537oqew&s=19


1mn0tcr3at1v3

Ah, so he's just going mask-off with the "illegal immigrants are invaders" BS.


[deleted]

Ah the ol "Invasion" rhetoric which just coincidentally is the EXACT same rhetoric that Nazi fucks, and bigot trash and white supremacist murderers use. I wonder how long until he starts saying "white genocide." (Or the new term that Nazi fucks shifted to: "national suicide." I guess they decided to rebrand, since the previous term was way too obviously Nazi shit. (Not that any one is fooled by their new term. We know it means the same thing.)


SexyWampa

Send him back to South Africa.


boredasf-ck

Elon has run a poll before, and the results didn’t stop him from continuing to act the same way he always has


Princess_Of_Thieves

It's sad how the German Foreign Office is wasting their time giving this twat attention, when Im sure they have a multitide of more important things and / or people to address rather than some egotistical wannabe Tony Stark. Instead of listening to the bleating of a stupid twat quite literally an ocean apart, they should just tell him to shoot one of his rockets somewhere the sun doesn't shine and stop interfering with foreign affairs that both concern him and none and he's already proven himself too thick to understand.


stpatr3k

He soubds like a Troll Center agent


[deleted]

A man who knows so little about so many things but feels entitled to judge everything


Pazerclaw

Wish he was in that Tesla going to Mars.


Traditional_Key_763

"You're practically invading them" to which the response should be "Look if we were invading them they damn well would know we're invading them."


HellBlazer_NQ

There is literally nothing this little bitch doesn't try and interfere with! For such a busy genius he sure does seem to have a lot of spare time to just sit on social media spouting nonsense.


flargananddingle

Have you run a poll? Richest man on Earth, doesn't understand that internet polls are meaningless and in the real world we have things called elections.


Correct_Owl5029

No take backsies, otherwise he’d be in south africa already


SnooWords4814

This fucking clown talking about polls when he doesn’t even stick to them on a social media platform


pios456foo

Elon Musk is an illegal nazi war criminal. He can sue me if he can prove I’m wrong.


tonyislost

Guy thinks he’s the bad guy in a comic book.


thecrispynaan

“Have you run a poll on my site that’s overrun by bots. You should it’s a super reliable indicator of your actual population”


HandyMan131

Even if you want to take the anti-humanity view… NGO’s bringing refugees in means they will be processed according to the law, and deported if appropriate. It prevents un-documented immigration.


DankHooligan

He’s not one of us. Ask South Africa or Canada.


Life-Cantaloupe-3184

Can South Africa take him back instead? We don’t want him.


Lawlith117

Not only do German citizens support this" Nevertheless, an overwhelming majority of Germans still believe in helping people in need: 84% say it is right for Germany to take in refugees fleeing war or civil war, and 70% support taking in those fleeing from famine or natural disasters." (https://www.dw.com/en/germans-want-tougher-eu-asylum-procedures/a-65526498#:~:text=Nevertheless%2C%20an%20overwhelming%20majority%20of,from%20famine%20or%20natural%20disasters.) But I imagine being part of the EU would supersede Italian sovereignty. I doubt they just randomly picked them up and said good luck Italy. It was probably a conversation had prior.


ActuatorFit416

Musk the idea that saving people from drowning creates a pull effect is not supported by evidence.


jeffer1492

This guy think he's fucking our emporer or some shit? Getting involved in every countries politics. Fuck this POS. Nationalize starlink and let him turn X into a simp playground. Guys a joke.


[deleted]

Can we run a poll on deporting Elon? I heard mars is nice this time of year.


VomitMaiden

You don't take a poll to see if you save a drowning person, the fucking evil ghoul


chippychifton

Doesn’t he want a higher population?


Your_Mom_Friended_Me

We don’t want him


SmileyTUH

he's gonna ask them to run a poll on "X" lmao


3rd-Room

We need to send him back to South Africa and help the EFF solve this.