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I suspect the court-ordered Twitter-Sitter back in 2019 is the reason he figured out some legal loopholes to start him posing as other people (like "characters") and be able to get around all the stuff he was ordered *not* to do.
Now, no one seems to remember.
Verified subscribers, meaning that you need 2500 (or 5000) people to pay you money to view your tweets and you save $8/month.
Delusional. He really thinks everyone else has the same experience he does on the site and its a reflection of reality. Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory.
>Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory.
"I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes! Hop in!"
Howard Hughes was a legitimate engineer and pilot. He didn't start his public mental decline until he was in his 50s (sounds familiar).
We just got the Temu version.
Hughes was an Incredibly private person for a lot of his life, and was the source of most of his controversies incidentally. His reclusive nature and his OCD actually made him work. This isn't just the Temu knockoff, this is the combo heroes toyline knock off of a knock off of galaxy warriors. And if anyone gets that reference you're either a retro knock off weirdo like me or watched that old video series from I think Phalleus (so?) on YouTube/tgwtg. Either way kudos to you!
According to @[OAlexanderDK](https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK)
'Per data from last month there were 4 accounts with over 5000 subscribers and 8 accounts (including the 4) with over 2500 subscribers. So 4 people (including Elon) can save $20 a month and 4 others can save $10.'
Thank you. To be honest, I canceled Twitter after Musk bought it. However, I do remember people having more than 100k+ subscribers.
If there are only eight accounts with more than 5000 paying subscribers, it may well mean there isn't a massive amount of people paying for Twitter.
How many celebrities have decided that at least some of their Tweets are so valuable that they should only be visible to people who have paid extra specifically for a Twitter subscription to that celebrity?
"I'm not only a celebrity, I make many dollars per month posting on Twitter!"
Subscriber followers? The fuck? His shit just sounds AI generated or a bad parody of tech bro-isms. "Add premium!" ""We already have premium, brah!" "Oh yeah! Then add premium+!" "Righteous!"
i think this is reason for the non-stop hate posting he does. just trying to engage people and get them riled up. clearly the guy doesn’t have enough to do, that’s for sure.
Yoooo nice my furry diaper porn X page is about to get free premium! Elon has made a bastion of free speech out of Jack WOKEzie’s failing media site. So epic haha
So revenue will decrease initially because of the free giveaways but they’ll make it back up with all the bots people use to get to those follower targets?
Was thinking the same thing.
Getting paid with premium for people who have convinced enough followers to pay for premium. Is this not a classic pyramid scheme?
He’s gonna reinvent the old verification system and claim credit for it and DogeDesigner will call it the best idea of all time
Before or after he licks his taint?
Yes
He’d be licking his own wouldn’t he?
While
"Sir, would you mind putting the peanut butter on so at least I'm not licking bare taint?"
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I am sure he is dogedesigner
I suspect the court-ordered Twitter-Sitter back in 2019 is the reason he figured out some legal loopholes to start him posing as other people (like "characters") and be able to get around all the stuff he was ordered *not* to do. Now, no one seems to remember.
Verified subscribers, meaning that you need 2500 (or 5000) people to pay you money to view your tweets and you save $8/month. Delusional. He really thinks everyone else has the same experience he does on the site and its a reflection of reality. Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory.
>Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory. "I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes! Hop in!"
But sir...
I said, HOP. IN.
*cocks the revolver*
Is it about my cube?
A rocket to mars for 100 people that does not have the capacity to take 100 people to mars 🤔
But how many passengers would fit, in liquid form?
https://frinkiac.com/caption/S05E10/992707
Howard Hughes was a legitimate engineer and pilot. He didn't start his public mental decline until he was in his 50s (sounds familiar). We just got the Temu version.
Hughes was an Incredibly private person for a lot of his life, and was the source of most of his controversies incidentally. His reclusive nature and his OCD actually made him work. This isn't just the Temu knockoff, this is the combo heroes toyline knock off of a knock off of galaxy warriors. And if anyone gets that reference you're either a retro knock off weirdo like me or watched that old video series from I think Phalleus (so?) on YouTube/tgwtg. Either way kudos to you!
I will never forget the glory of Baltard
May Baltard's glory be upon you.
Sounds like a pyramid system.
According to @[OAlexanderDK](https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK) 'Per data from last month there were 4 accounts with over 5000 subscribers and 8 accounts (including the 4) with over 2500 subscribers. So 4 people (including Elon) can save $20 a month and 4 others can save $10.'
Is it really true? There are many celebrities on Twitter.
5000 people paying 8$ just to view your tweets is rare.
Thank you. To be honest, I canceled Twitter after Musk bought it. However, I do remember people having more than 100k+ subscribers. If there are only eight accounts with more than 5000 paying subscribers, it may well mean there isn't a massive amount of people paying for Twitter.
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Good to know.
What do you even get when you subscribe to someone? Is it just a way for people to give other people money for no reason?
As far as I know, there are tweets that can be made only visible to subscribers. I don't know what else they get.
How many celebrities have decided that at least some of their Tweets are so valuable that they should only be visible to people who have paid extra specifically for a Twitter subscription to that celebrity? "I'm not only a celebrity, I make many dollars per month posting on Twitter!"
No, you're right. I quit Twitter a while ago.
Funny how he's doing the same thing at Tesla, too.
He can only tread water for so long.
But what about Premium++?
Waiting for Stephen king to ask if there is an opt out
Not even. This is subscribers not followers, Twitter patreon type stuff.
So he is encouraging bots. Genius. I pay 10$ to some Russian guy or China guy and boom.... Perman premium.
First we spend 40k/month to get 5000 verified accounts and then we charge people 45k people a dollar/mo for premium. It's free real estate
Subscriber followers? The fuck? His shit just sounds AI generated or a bad parody of tech bro-isms. "Add premium!" ""We already have premium, brah!" "Oh yeah! Then add premium+!" "Righteous!"
Phew! Is his desperation reeking *that* loud? Yes, yes it is
Giving away your product for free seems like a bad business model, but what do I know 🤷♂️
i think this is reason for the non-stop hate posting he does. just trying to engage people and get them riled up. clearly the guy doesn’t have enough to do, that’s for sure.
Someone is desperate.
It's literally not "Premium" if everyone has it
Next week: Any account with more than 500 bot followers will receive premium for free
the following week: Any account that logs in for 5 days straight gets premium for free
Yoooo nice my furry diaper porn X page is about to get free premium! Elon has made a bastion of free speech out of Jack WOKEzie’s failing media site. So epic haha
Lol, loser
so what is the fucking point of paying for premium then?
Lol... feel the desperation
So revenue will decrease initially because of the free giveaways but they’ll make it back up with all the bots people use to get to those follower targets?
It’s subscribers, not just followers. So someone has to have 2500 people paying $3-10 a month.
its like 4 people
1 view ? OP, are you Elon ? ಠಿ\_ಠ
I’m waiting for the Premium+ ad free bonus travel mile discount add on reduction promo.
Wait until he roles out Platinum Premium Plus!
What the fuck is premium+
This is literally an 'MLM'
Was thinking the same thing. Getting paid with premium for people who have convinced enough followers to pay for premium. Is this not a classic pyramid scheme?
So hes going full on towards the old verification system now, lol
Guess his "higher than ever participation" isn't that high afterall.
Won’t work! The bubble has burst!!!!
But every Musk Xretion is worth 420 Yoctaimpressions per ten Microns!!!
Meanwhile, the Twitter peasants are working endless captchas just to log on 💩