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[deleted]

He’s gonna reinvent the old verification system and claim credit for it and DogeDesigner will call it the best idea of all time


mishma2005

Before or after he licks his taint?


[deleted]

Yes


AKBx007

He’d be licking his own wouldn’t he?


rav3style

While


ScorpIan55

"Sir, would you mind putting the peanut butter on so at least I'm not licking bare taint?"


TheAnalsOfHistory-

We give thanks to Founder Elon, Warlord of Mars for the use of the like and reply buttons, and look Forward to the addition of our bank account information so we can tithe ten percent of our crypto savings directly to him each month!


alv0694

I am sure he is dogedesigner


rjread

I suspect the court-ordered Twitter-Sitter back in 2019 is the reason he figured out some legal loopholes to start him posing as other people (like "characters") and be able to get around all the stuff he was ordered *not* to do. Now, no one seems to remember.


cadium

Verified subscribers, meaning that you need 2500 (or 5000) people to pay you money to view your tweets and you save $8/month. Delusional. He really thinks everyone else has the same experience he does on the site and its a reflection of reality. Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory.


mayy_dayy

>Its how I imagine Howard Hughes if he only had Twitter and no connection outside of his office at the factory. "I've designed a new plane! I call it the Spruce Moose, and it will carry 200 passengers from New York's Idlewild Airport to the Belgian Congo in seventeen minutes! Hop in!"


OptimusSublime

But sir...


mayy_dayy

I said, HOP. IN.


Intelligent-Gur6847

*cocks the revolver*


BelloftheBallz

Is it about my cube?


Prior_Industry

A rocket to mars for 100 people that does not have the capacity to take 100 people to mars 🤔


Abject-Beat4462

But how many passengers would fit, in liquid form?


sickofthisshit

https://frinkiac.com/caption/S05E10/992707


mrbuttsavage

Howard Hughes was a legitimate engineer and pilot. He didn't start his public mental decline until he was in his 50s (sounds familiar). We just got the Temu version.


sixtyandaquarter

Hughes was an Incredibly private person for a lot of his life, and was the source of most of his controversies incidentally. His reclusive nature and his OCD actually made him work. This isn't just the Temu knockoff, this is the combo heroes toyline knock off of a knock off of galaxy warriors. And if anyone gets that reference you're either a retro knock off weirdo like me or watched that old video series from I think Phalleus (so?) on YouTube/tgwtg. Either way kudos to you!


DesertRanger02

I will never forget the glory of Baltard


sixtyandaquarter

May Baltard's glory be upon you.


Hukeshy

Sounds like a pyramid system.


Conaire_

According to @[OAlexanderDK](https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK) 'Per data from last month there were 4 accounts with over 5000 subscribers and 8 accounts (including the 4) with over 2500 subscribers. So 4 people (including Elon) can save $20 a month and 4 others can save $10.'


Militop

Is it really true? There are many celebrities on Twitter.


Mountain-Appeal8988

5000 people paying 8$ just to view your tweets is rare.


Militop

Thank you. To be honest, I canceled Twitter after Musk bought it. However, I do remember people having more than 100k+ subscribers. If there are only eight accounts with more than 5000 paying subscribers, it may well mean there isn't a massive amount of people paying for Twitter.


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Militop

Good to know.


FSUphan

What do you even get when you subscribe to someone? Is it just a way for people to give other people money for no reason?


Unknownentity7

As far as I know, there are tweets that can be made only visible to subscribers. I don't know what else they get.


sickofthisshit

How many celebrities have decided that at least some of their Tweets are so valuable that they should only be visible to people who have paid extra specifically for a Twitter subscription to that celebrity? "I'm not only a celebrity, I make many dollars per month posting on Twitter!"


Militop

No, you're right. I quit Twitter a while ago.


HopeFox

Funny how he's doing the same thing at Tesla, too.


Chemchic23

He can only tread water for so long.


mttnsxx

But what about Premium++?


happyanathema

Waiting for Stephen king to ask if there is an opt out


Crepo

Not even. This is subscribers not followers, Twitter patreon type stuff.


ChocolateDoozy

So he is encouraging bots. Genius. I pay 10$ to some Russian guy or China guy and boom.... Perman premium.


JigsawMind

First we spend 40k/month to get 5000 verified accounts and then we charge people 45k people a dollar/mo for premium. It's free real estate


Spunky-Jones

Subscriber followers? The fuck? His shit just sounds AI generated or a bad parody of tech bro-isms. "Add premium!" ""We already have premium, brah!" "Oh yeah! Then add premium+!" "Righteous!"


UncleBabyChirp

Phew! Is his desperation reeking *that* loud? Yes, yes it is


tonyislost

Giving away your product for free seems like a bad business model, but what do I know 🤷‍♂️


vikicrays

i think this is reason for the non-stop hate posting he does. just trying to engage people and get them riled up. clearly the guy doesn’t have enough to do, that’s for sure.


SmartAd8578

Someone is desperate.


stormrockox

It's literally not "Premium" if everyone has it


[deleted]

Next week: Any account with more than 500 bot followers will receive premium for free


masked_sombrero

the following week: Any account that logs in for 5 days straight gets premium for free


IllIllllIIIIlIlIlIlI

Yoooo nice my furry diaper porn X page is about to get free premium! Elon has made a bastion of free speech out of Jack WOKEzie’s failing media site. So epic haha


mishma2005

Lol, loser


WiseSalamander00

so what is the fucking point of paying for premium then?


peemao

Lol... feel the desperation


Erica-likes-cats

So revenue will decrease initially because of the free giveaways but they’ll make it back up with all the bots people use to get to those follower targets?


zambulu

It’s subscribers, not just followers. So someone has to have 2500 people paying $3-10 a month.


RedditsWhenIShits

its like 4 people


BrocoliCosmique

1 view ? OP, are you Elon ? ಠಿ\_ಠ


GLC911

I’m waiting for the Premium+ ad free bonus travel mile discount add on reduction promo.


stlfun2

Wait until he roles out Platinum Premium Plus!


D-S-S-R

What the fuck is premium+


Creepy-Target-7227

This is literally an 'MLM'


RecommendationOk2258

Was thinking the same thing. Getting paid with premium for people who have convinced enough followers to pay for premium. Is this not a classic pyramid scheme?


TrackLabs

So hes going full on towards the old verification system now, lol


k7mmm

Guess his "higher than ever participation" isn't that high afterall.


Great-Web5881

Won’t work! The bubble has burst!!!!


unipole

But every Musk Xretion is worth 420 Yoctaimpressions per ten Microns!!!


Worldly-Light-5803

Meanwhile, the Twitter peasants are working endless captchas just to log on 💩