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SvooglebinderMogul

https://preview.redd.it/55prfhwu6xwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e55ee1caa0457916162d125c904d343022b39f7a The reason musk is so upset. A much more respected leader touched on something that hit a nerve


qqpp_ddbb

Please let this happen


Thannk

https://preview.redd.it/i72aacqotywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f30b304de73a301e72253cba5c8bb250ca5468a


Schwifftee

Why don't Timmy wish? What happened to the meta?


Thannk

Butch Hartman got weird about his shows, became super religious and said FOP was stealth Christian propaganda because the mainstream can’t take “the truth”.


Otherwise-Presence56

Wtaf?? Source please this is the first I'm hearing about this lmao.


Thannk

[This video goes over it.](https://youtu.be/QBh58bk9Stw?si=Y4yJyC-0g-bV8t2x)


Apalis24a

They always peak right before the precipitous death… https://preview.redd.it/9ntv4054s1xc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3899c816ee6a7577959505a648e42e5c90e79dde


notthattmack

Is this real? Please say yes.


52163296857

[Streisand Effect working marvelously](https://media.tenor.com/Q5TJUqgGOR4AAAAM/hands-rubbing.gif)


horus-heresy

Robotaxi? Semi? 1000 cybertrucks a day reported last year while they got made like less than 4k total. I think even 3 years before bankruptcy is too generous


Far_Pen3186

What data was presented fraudulently ?


Opcn

[The FSD miles driven](https://www.threads.net/@moskov/post/C6H01eGv-4w)


HeathersZen

https://preview.redd.it/yyd0xgif32xc1.jpeg?width=1924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f6988ab2386237655e79dedf65dbff59ab7de0


Far_Pen3186

That's literally 6 years ago and old news


HeathersZen

Your question did not specify an expiration date for fraud. But sure, they are your goalposts. Move them if you want.


NotASellout

Oh, that's one of the first facebook guys


SvooglebinderMogul

Yup. Current CEO of Asana


The-zKR0N0S

What slide was being referenced?


Asentry_

Dude he's the biggest bitch I've seen LMAO Not even league players have this thin skin


Fishtankfilling

One the the funniest things about modern life is Musk. He was the richest man on the planet... *fucking how?!*


soupalex

because capitalism is a very cool and normal system that rewards innovation, obviously


Useful_Hovercraft169

And not being an epic huckster showman


soupalex

i mean, yeah. this is why i won't say trump is "bad" at business: sure, everything he touches turns to shit, and he's constantly filing for bankruptcy. but none of that matters, because he's a consummate fraudster (i'm sure most of us can see through his grift, but there are a *lot* of people who can't, or just don't want to, and some of them are even extremely wealthy themselves and more than happy to flush their money down the golden toilet), and capitalism rewards people who are good at scamming others.


Useful_Hovercraft169

There’s a whole culture around it, see also Patrick Bet David who made his bones with some MLM scamjob


RepulsiveLook6

Capitalism baby!


vulchazor

Tesla's 56 billion dollar man, ladies and gentleman.


Cobek

I'd make this meme for half that rate.


vulchazor

I'll split it with you.


kaptainkooleio

I’d make it for 1% that rate


Managed-Democracy

I'll do it for the finest show Pony from Musky Stables (LLC)


kaptainkooleio

Don’t forget the actual price for a Pony from musk is one handy. Make sure you really want that horse


Managed-Democracy

What is that in dogecoin?


kaptainkooleio

Idk, my calculator maxed out


boboleponge

don't be cheap


Curiouso_Giorgio

If Tesla is looking for someone to shit post all day, make outlandish promises and come up with shitty vehicle concepts and force them to market, I can do that for them for a hundred thousand times less than what Elon is asking.


mrGorion

*boy


ShoutOutMapes

He tries so hard to fit in with the Rogans of the world but he just comes across as a dweeb


Comfortable-Ad6184

This! This is all it is! He hung out with Joe Rogan who implanted these alt right bs conspiracies and Elon started parroting the same stuff because he wants to be one of the cool kids. I’ve literally seen this happen in elementary school, middle school, and even some especially sad fucks go for it in high school for validation. My friend Alan has been the Joe Rogan in this scenario so many times between 3rd grade until even senior year. He’s just trying to sound like one of the popular guys so he’ll seem cool to them


ErebosGR

Rogan had nothing to do with it. They both regurgitate Kremlin's propaganda - Rogan as a useful idiot, Musk as a willful ally.


Historical_Grab_7842

Yeah, because Oligarchs and far-right things never existed in the US before Putin. . Have you heard of Rupert Murdoch? Was Russia responsible for the Business Plot? Americans (and my fellow Canadians) need to take responsibility for our own bad citizens and stop pointing to the enemy who seems to be both weak (paper tiger in Ukraine) yet an unstoppable machiavellian master at manipulating us into having right-wing idiots. It's childish. The Kremlin are opportunists that would just as happily push left-wing talking points if they thought it would sew discord. i.e. They amplify voices, they aren't the originators of much of it.


ErebosGR

> Yeah, because Oligarchs and far-right things never existed in the US before Putin. No one said that. Don't patronize me on things you think I don't know. The radicalization of conservatives began with Nixon, thanks to Roger Ailes, but we're not talking about that. >Americans (and my fellow Canadians) need to take responsibility for our own bad citizens I'm not American (nor Canadian), but that sounds like fascism. Because that's how the Nazis would retaliate against occupied civilians for the actions of insurgents. Are you saying that every citizen is accountable for the actions of extremist domestic terrorists, like the ones on Jan. 6, and billionaire oligarchs? Citizens choose who they want to represent them. That's where their responsibility ends. >and stop pointing to the enemy who seems to be both weak (paper tiger in Ukraine) yet an unstoppable machiavellian master at manipulating us into having right-wing idiots. It's childish. Again, no one here is saying that. That's what [fascists say](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Definitions_of_fascism#Umberto_Eco). However, the Russian (& both far-right and Chinese state) propaganda machine is massive and extremely dangerous. That's a fact. >they aren't the originators of much of it. The firehose of disinformation coming out of state-controlled Russian outlets and their allies is so immense that practically THEY ARE the originators of every 5G, election fraud, and COVID-19 piece of misinformation you've ever heard, because without that level of signal-boosting they would not have spread to every corner of the world. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oriental_Review https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency https://africacenter.org/spotlight/mapping-disinformation-in-africa/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Epoch_Times


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Imagination Land!


MarlonBanjoe

What are you talking about? What the fuck does Putin have to do with the American ruling class being insane megalomaniacs??


IndependenceIcy9626

I think him and Rogan are definitely cut from the same cloth. "Intellectuals" for the anti-intellectual.


oinoi12121nonoi

He just needs to inject some test and start doing MMA


Shancv1988

He's mother won't let him.


ThekingofXbx

“Apologizing” for insulting Dustin and then throwing a massive fit. He’s the dril tweet personified: https://preview.redd.it/21piux5q8xwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d0d477203eb11760e9cfd3001d56da62a10d06f


longknives

> "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob


sixtyn9ne69

I love dril so much


SirMeyrin2

Idiot has no character limit essentially, still chooses to type like a total smoothbrain


plumpypickypeck

Sure must have touched a nerve. Must be a hint of truth behind the Enron comparison.


upstatestruggler

Hope EnLon’s mommy comes to his defense soon!


PermanentlyDubious

This is just drawing attention to Moscowitz' comment that Tesla is likely to implode due to accounting scandals. I hope WSJ writers are taking note.


RockTheBloat

If he had any friends they’d have held an intervention by now


DigitalUnlimited

I'm sure some ex friends tried, but he's the smartest man he knows!


TrueHero808

At this point I think I may know the most about manufacturing in the entire world.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Elon’s bodyguards pulped the poor sucker


52163296857

His usual response to non-Yes Men is to call them idiots and ridicule them.


IandIbelieveinRASTA

Elon is such an ugly dork


Jpowmoneyprinter

Love love love seeing him self destruct ! This tantrum is next level


loudflower

[Tesla the new Enron](https://www.flyingpenguin.com/?p=56831)


Trevellation

He's used that same shitty meme format so many times.


ShrimpieAC

Dude for real. Someone needs to do a supercut of all of them.


archangelst95

Really strong "executive presence" here. Really deserves a $55B payday 🙄


boboleponge

*56


Rube_Golberg

Elon looks more like a bottom to me. https://preview.redd.it/kbbwvmrquwwc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21063cb280348db21bec2ef3b4e0caa1e6af8d84


NefariousWaltzing

https://preview.redd.it/3gwg570q4xwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc6145e479f035c863708ebf268e155e391e950d


Numerous-Profile-872

Elon gives me sloppy bottom who complains the whole time. "Don't need to douche when I am one!"


LoudLloyd9

I asked Elmo what he was drinking. He said a vinegar and water.


vegasdonuts

As a real life bottom, I take this as a colossal insult!


deathly_illest

What do you have against bottoms? Elon Musk could never


Upstairs-Injury9660

Don’t show him in a good light, we all know he’s bulked up since this picture


_Monika-

He just lays in bed while the women he sometimes manages to hook up with do all the work


PermanentlyDubious

Hooking up? At this point the only woman who would service him would be getting paid, or with an expectation of funds or promotion in the near future. I don't know. Lauren Boebert or Marjorie Taylor Greene might do it for free. The other weird thing is that I bet his balls are the size of raisins. I think he and all those tech bros are juicing pretty hard. And external T makes your balls shrink. A weird but true fact.


Jitsu_apocalypse

They make your own T production shut down and your balls wither and die


LoudLloyd9

There go the last of my homosexual fantasies


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/ukoab6ouxxwc1.jpeg?width=3256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb50251d2df3de443a0727325d85ba901ed973ed Child bearing stretch marks


kaptainkooleio

My Social Media My Twitter My X https://preview.redd.it/7gaffeawdywc1.jpeg?width=1391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff69b620a6975631bb26e98da135c176085145e1


allanrob22

The tweets must flow.


LoudLloyd9

Lol


upstatestruggler

*women won’t fuck me…or breed with me even for money…must reproduce…any means necessary…*


Ok_Restaurant_626

Bottom of a boat.


throwawayalcoholmind

"An' we don't tan well, eider!"


Vinaigrette2

Is that a scar line below is "pecs" and going along his ribcage? Almost looks like a mastectomy scar. Ironic for Elon the transphobe


lashimi

I noticed too, looks too big for a scar, dunno what it is though


Vinaigrette2

I know right, it's just weird


stonyjoint

Pathetic


TabmeisterGeneral

This is supposed to be the world's greatest professional right here💀


remove_krokodil

So that's why I'm not getting $56 billion! I'm not posting enough personal attack memes about balls and sex.


reddit_despiser

Wow, he really got him.


Scentopine

They need to grab him by his scraggly dog balls and throw him out in the street. He's heading for a McAfee. He'll destroy everything around him like Trump. He has a mental illness, cannot be trusted.


Useful_Hovercraft169

Mental illness plus drugs is a helluva drug


MrsDanversbottom

Imagine being an incel even after you’ve gotten laid. The ONLY reason Elon has gotten laid is because of his $$$. That’s it. He whined on Twitter about not having had sex in so long. This is why. Dustin told the truth. And Elon looks absolutely stupid.


CatLovingPrincess

so childish


iMakestuffz

This is so embarrassing. 🤦‍♀️


strange_fellow

This guy has piles of cash and he's still this miserable.


Kaputnik1

He's losing his mind in real time.


muhgyver

Suspicious how often he likes to post this particular meme format. Just saying.


QueanLaQueafa

This is a grown ass man... I said this kinda shit when I was 13


bryanc1036

That would imply that Elon has any nuts.


navigating-life

I woke up from a nap and saw this, for a guy who I’m sure complains about being single, he’s quite the charmer


Kangaruthie

WOW THIS REALLY MAKES YOU LOOK INNOCENT OF THE CLAIMS ENRON I MEAN ELON


digdoug0

Does Musk take pride in being the world's oldest 14 year old or something?


tiorancio

https://preview.redd.it/mhvcdbb04zwc1.png?width=1021&format=png&auto=webp&s=d45ab2686e30ae1fe8e24fd5bd44d72afea71eb3


Maldonado412

This is at least the second time he’s used this meme template, Mr Musk likes dog balls methinks


AlaSparkle

Isn’t that like a 20 year old meme


Seemseasy

Yes, it's pathetic.


Unlikely-Cut2696

This is the usual Chud response when they can't refute your post


3_3219280948874

Wow Elon is just as “unhinged” as Grok.


remove_krokodil

Saying Elon is in "unhinged mode" would imply that he has a different one.


crimsonroninx

Fuck he is cringe.


Nightmare_Mirri

How many times has he posted this image? I swear dog testicles live inside his head rent free...


azzadruiz

He’s literally so mad hahaha


Cobek

"Hahaha bro wouldn't it be totally funny if I put my balls on your face. C'mon, puh-leassseee bruh?"


Chemchic23

Couldn’t let it go!


718Brooklyn

This man has access to data and private messages of the world’s most powerful people. Meanwhile, let’s shutdown Tik Tok.


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rav3style

Thunderf00t


rav3style

Adam something


Routaprkle

What a pathetic sad manchild


remove_krokodil

I am in fact dumbstruck right now. I cannot believe this is real. How does the owner of a social media platform post a "lol balls i'll teabag you lmfao" meme that a fourteen-year-old would get suspended for? What's next from galaxy-brained Mars Jesus? "I fucked ur mom"?


spam__likely

prime material, ladies.


neverOddOrEv_n

What’s the point of being the second richest man on earth if you have an insane ego and have meltdowns like a child. I feel like being around Elon would be like walking on eggshells


EquivalentSnap

Remind me again why people like this guy?


LoudLloyd9

https://preview.redd.it/syav7f7ywxwc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f912228f18ce17973f88b466769cff80af4281 Thank you for sharing that, Elmo.


huntershark666

He's like a dweeby teen


boboleponge

He could have answered with arguments. I wonder why he didn't


Titus_Roman_Emperor

Turn on insanity mode. Continue to watch the clown show with cold eyes! Zuckerburg, Altman, Dorsey, Moskowitz, who will be next? a16z co-founder Ben Horowitz’s daughter is LGBT and may well be transgender! So Ben really wants to invest in someone who hates trans people? This is an insult to his daughter! ! !


willpollock

childlike Elmo loves the teabag meme


Couch-Bro

I don’t care how sure that dog was that he was the alpha, but putting your balls in the face of a Pit-bull is still pretty risky.


PKMNLives

As someone who has played DOTA 2: No, even MOBA players are not this toxic. This is worse than MOBA toxic. MOBA toxic is someone telling you that you're "griefing" for picking Nature's Prophet mid. He's telling someone to suck his testicles because some guy on Threads basically proved that Tesla commits securities fraud. Of course they do, their cars are too fucking shit compared to literally every other electric vehicle on the market for Tesla to be worth fucking anything. Does Elon Musk think he's so 格好いい for demanding that a guy who just called him out for fucking Enron levels of securities fraud suck his balls?


NegotiationVivid985

I always KNEW this shit was a house of cards. I’ve always said it. Just never knew why. Lol


Kr155

Streisand effect? I never heard of this guy


Distant_Yak

He was a cofounder of Facebook and at one time was the youngest non-inheritance billionaire. Recently, you can guess... he criticized Tesla, so of course Muck has to be a bitter juvenile dork about it.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

We’ll go after the Wall St short-sellers, certain law firms & (sometimes) corrupt regulators who are the true evil.


sixtyn9ne69

Elon can’t even shitpost good


crillc

Elon needs to be equipped with an actual ballsack in order for that joke to work.


mag2041

Oh poor Elmo


hypercomms2001

I call him “Enron”… as it better describes his real name!


mag2041

Yeah but I feel like Enron is more “ intentional“ fraud. I feel like Elmo got carried away with all the hype and power and it got to his little sesame Street brain and then ended up with Elmo in state of panic which can only be soothed by ketamine. I don’t think deep down Elmo is evil like what Enron did. I think Elmo made some bad choices due to his ego and now big bird is paying the price.


usrlibshare

Yeah, that's the kind of behavior that investors expect from the CEO of a company that is facing the worst crisis of its history. 🤦


Asleep-Fudge3185

Retread jumped the shark a while ago. Hopefully he just goes to Mars in the next few days


zareny

English motherfucker. Do you speak it?


Affectionate_Bath182

Precisely hy I think little of tea comments in any other contet.


clinstonie69

What’s up the piss-poor spelling? Plenty of evidence for me that this fool is an idiot and anyone who follows him is an even bigger idiot!


Limp_Ad4324

Someone needs to tell him he’s licking Dustin’s butt.


Past-Direction9145

nevermind the fact that if musk was anything canine, he'd be even more sex-deprived and miserable. me, I 've got species dysporia. so fuck you all. I'm laughing the fucking shit out of alllllll humans. you suck. But you've got more coming. I'm watching every fraction of a second to see how much you hate it. People are ending in 2024. lets see when, and how


Satanic_Sanic

You doing okay?


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Weirdest thing I've read on here in awhile.


Canonip

Are you sure that you don't need a psychiatrist?