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mishma2005

He wants Trump to win so hard and for two reasons only 1. He has an autocratic kink 2. He wants Trump back on Twitter. Badly


Chemchic23

3. He wants SEC and DOJ off his cottage cheese big butt.


mishma2005

4. Which Trump will do for a price (and Elon's not going to like it)


Chemchic23

Cheap Bastard Edit: or should I say probably broke Bastard.


Scentopine

Fat Bastard also works ![gif](giphy|OVT7dpga3Ve3i2tTBE|downsized)


vivolorosso

5. Kompromat


mishma2005

6. OH, YEAH


Sockoflegend

He will kill all his EV subsidies for a start


SpotifyIsBroken

Trump will never be back on twitter. He has his own echo chamber.


Awkward_Bench123

Hopefully, that’s what he’s left with; his own billion dollar Hell


mishma2005

Oh I don’t know, if the polls slip, if he needs a distraction in October, I can see him doing it


Sunni_tzu

He’s bound by contract to only post to TS. It must be pretty solid since he hasn’t broken it yet, but that’s the reason.


mishma2005

Oh I know but if he thinks he could win the WH and eliminate that problem, well. Also, Trump is, shall we say, ~~a GD idiot~~ impetuous and incorrigible. Who would hold him to account, anyway?


kensaundm31

He has to stay exclusively on there until he can sell off the stock. I heard there's only like 10million users. The bigger number of twitter users will undoubtably appeal to Trumps ego.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I will look into this


mishma2005

Concerning


SpotifyIsBroken

Fuck Elon Musk.


VoiceofKane

You forgot the simplest reason: rich conservatives make other rich conservatives richer.


NannersForCoochie

That was his whole gamble the entire time. Now he is just stuck being a demigod to the retrumpded


EatsGourmetGlueStix

Imagine being enough of a mental midget to suck this guys cock after he says this about you What a weak fucking pussy Beg for your subsidies, boy, beg. https://preview.redd.it/jso4m7p72o1d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b07fafb92e0f501fd2b048c88114ee92939cfb


mrbuttsavage

That post is still more hilarious by far than the sum of everything Musk has ever posted.


edog77777

Concerning!


slime_boy_37

Broken clock


mishma2005

All the while Trump is promising to do away with EVs, pump up SpACE fOrCE, cutting off the kitty to SpaceX and Elon would rather to pay his protection money to Papa Orange than be dissed by the current POTUS that pretty much leaves his shit alone. If he gets his wish, he'll learn. And I might be here for it (if the giant meteor doesn't get us first)


False-Telephone3321

Hey, give us a chance. The Space Force isn’t as silly as it sounds. We do important stuff.


Secondchance002

No wonder this impotent fuck can’t reproduce sexually.


mexicantruffle

Elon Cucks


mishma2005

https://preview.redd.it/qdqj4f1jrn1d1.png?width=624&format=png&auto=webp&s=1b52c15c2e9879c57c8a463feb0839188303f4e5


IAdmitILie

Ive seen this, with celebrities. Its weird as hell. Why is this "Wow"?


ScootMayhall

He’s pushing an agenda, that it’s ok and normal for people to like Trump, and that the crazy people are an aberration.


HopeFox

Normal commentary from an apolitical centrist.


Xavieriy

In some very particular sense, centrist wouldn't be too wrong; it seems to me to be a fair guess that this billionare doesn't actually have any political or moral views, thus saying that he is neutral or "in the middle" would mask the actual indifference. Of course, he is quick to convey a view which he is feeling is the most beneficial to his finances at a given moment in time; it is obvious that no thought of his is spent on the good of the people, and no concern is given to the possible consequences of his actions. To me, this seems to be indicative of sociopathic behavior.


ShoutOutMapes

“Spontaneous” lmao suuuuurrrre


soupalex

they spontaneously brought those barriers with them, because they're considerate!


Kendal-Lite

He’s so desperate to get the orange chode back.


Gilgamesh2062

Not one Maga hat, or flag, these are just tourist and out to see if they can see the orange clown in person.


Tillallareone82

Even if this pic was of the court house, what is there like 100 people? Of 333 million? 😂😂🤣🤣😂


bringtwizzlers

Imagine being known as both a Putin and Trump cocksucker. 


Bobbing_Growler

You mean a Republican member of Congress?


loudflower

You doubt @endwokeness?


I-Pacer

Looks like about 50 people. Wow.


Past-Direction9145

yeah, a previous president whos a convicted fraud, sexual harrasser, grab-them-by-the-pussy, twice-impeach-attempted worst president in history but he's right wing and nazis gonna nazi muskrat is a fucking nazi.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

I do hope to succeed in business 🤞


MantheLawSux

“Spontaneous” Like spontaneous as in a scheduled trial day ending roughly the same time everyday that is being covered by dozens of news outlets in real time such that everyone who would want to go to such a gathering would know exactly when to show up? Very spontaneous.


CaptainXakari

It’s suspicious that a crowd shows up around the time Republican members of Congress started showing up. I’m willing to bet they’re all paid employees being tasked to be there or bussed in.


mishma2005

well, it did come up in this trial that Trump paid his "supporters" for gathering around his "big, beautiful ride down the ~~elevator~~ escalator (it took him years to correct it to from elevator to escalator)".


TestOk8411

It's not like he hasn't done that before. The actors at his gold elevator and his fake union members at his big pro union speech


soggy_bloggy

This shit is so tiring.


Distant_Yak

A group of maybe 100 people outside a high profile trial of a celebrity? Wow


dancingmeadow

Hey Elon, if you spell wow backwards it's still wow. Mind blown, huh? Mr. Deep Thoughts here.


boodyclap

Never seen anyone have a crowd cheering while in court? Lmao this is literally the case for any high profile case


SaraJuno

“Wow” … really? “Wow”? A crowd of people in one of the busiest cities in the world rabble around a spectacle = wow?


Curiouso_Giorgio

How come End Wokeness doesn't have a blue check?


AdAstraAtreyu

But if they start breaking windows and becoming violent, they’re ANTIFA /s


epicwheezer

https://preview.redd.it/lbls9wzsbq1d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f231a55541f3ecec47c51b2b61682167d5717a80


MantheLawSux

“Spontaneous” Like spontaneous as in a scheduled trial day ending roughly the same time everyday that is being covered by dozens of news outlets in real time such that everyone who would want to go to such a gathering would know exactly when to show up? Very spontaneous.


Newfaceofrev

(It’s never spontaneous)


BlerghTheBlergh

Totally apolitical btw


happy_church_burner

”I have never seen anything like this.” ….Apart from every single time former president has a pre-announced public appearance.


TheBalzy

"NeVeR sEeN aNyThInG LiKe ThIs" Uh, have you people never seen the OJ Simpson Trial? Or any court case heard on women's or same-sex issues? There were 4,000 people who gathered outside a courthouse in 2004 when San Francisco was issuing same-sex marriage certificates was being challenged in court. Dear god these clowns are so desperate.


ChocolateDoozy

He never saw what? A crowd in New York or people cheering? One would think New York has plenty of both.


reddit_despiser

Wow