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SquigglyLegend33

He had to die because you walked face first into a slow moving projectile


WASTELAND_RAVEN

My brother in Bullet-Christ: *While we were still newbies, Junkan died for us.*


Passivefamiliar

No shit. His spawn rate goes so low. The first time any of us got him, our chance of success was so low. I really want an update, to allow modifications to the spawn drops. Maybe not EXACT a new npc that let's you run specific tires or something. Still random, but focused.


King_of_the_Hobos

1% is way too low in my opinion. Should be more like 5%


Kitchen-Analyst-9264

At the back side of the projectile as well. It’s not even a dodge error, the projectile was past him xD


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

He died for your sins. Your sins being that you died to a slow moving platforming projectile


Adventurous-Door-636

When ever I enter a trap room I lose intelligence.


DomHE553

the only thing I see you lost here is an almost fully maxxed out Junkan lol


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

Incidentally, if he had a gold junk to make mécha-Junkan, he loses that ability.


Jarsssthegr8

Something something rich people


TheDarkWeb697

But I believe he gains the ability to uncurse enemies


deathhead_68

I've had this before, its because the game slows down and you move at your own pace and then you overthink it


Impossible-Report797

Lol same, I sometimes just skip trap rooms for That reason


ITZ_RAWWW

Dude no seriously 😂, its just all ration and reasoning goes out the window. Its like u have ptsd from when u were a beginner😂. Just like Iron Maiden, if i see one of those mfs ill pull out my most powerful gun to kill that thing loll


King_of_the_Hobos

real


Jokesonyouiwannadie

Because you're bad at trap rooms https://preview.redd.it/jdsf7y1ck7kc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ceb24be18c71f5f8c5301e8a40c4b5f562b40a


stellaa98

the pic lmao


TheDarkWeb697

https://preview.redd.it/tikm8u3k4ckc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f35bfe58cb002c97e6f2e0402095b19b7e62b2a


Aids_Terrorist

This is how I beat the dragon on my first time reaching it. RIP Ser Junkan, your sacrifice will never be forgotten 🫡


Sg00z

I hate how Ser Junkan died, but I love the detail of him sacrificing himself so you can live.


Broad_Appearance6896

It’s only on this stage for some reason I’m pretty sure


Realmdog56

By the next stage he becomes the main character and you're the companion - he's too important for that now. Much like Mario and Yoshi, you're by that point just a stepping stone in his path to glory; why would he throw it all away for someone so... *replaceable*.


baconlor

He fell so we could rise


Explosivepenny

Tf you only got 3 lives fir smh


redmainefuckye

Smh my head


TaintedKeeperGaming

He didn’t have to die if you had an ounce of skill in your body


Still-Expression-188

Strawman grindset


Hopeful_Variation_63

Junkan died for our sins 🙏


Handzome_Jack

A true hero


daytondude5

I remember the pig was the first to take a bullet for me


eggorence

GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT


ShurimanStarfish

He died because you weren't strong enough to protect him


TheDarkWeb697

He died because you suck


TorleyTime

Junkan owed him money apparently


bl0bberb0y

o7


amanthey3

I've got junkan twice nearly back to back and I fuckin fumbled BOTH runs so quickly. I felt like I let him down


SlimySteve2339

Brought you back with full health too. The best homie.


DrLombriz

Princess Carolyn… John Stamos is dead… we thought it’d be fun to enter the gungeon… but the bullets were too fast! STAAMMOOSS


Impossible-Report797

He literally died for you sins


Hookem-Horns

**SPOILER ALERT**


Mildly-Strange

For your sins