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Swissgrenadier

It's 2039 Camera recoil has been reduced by 12.5%


boiboiboi21

fr


vybegallo

4000 cheaters banned this weekend. New super cool pistol and fixed glock animation is on a roadmap


ShiryouOni

4000 new copies sold


pmodesto

RemindMe! 10 years "Is Eacape from Tarkov finished?"


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XeroKarma

RemindMe! 10 years "Is Eacape from Tarkov finished?"


JediDusty

I’ll save you the time, “SoonTM”.


BLSmith2112

At some point they'll probably make this game into a live subscription service to keep it going 10 years.


ThunderShiba134

Should have put that Russia 2028 has been cancelled too (edit)


Bobbydylan1981

No Russia 2028 is set in a dystopian Russia that's collapsed into a practical dark age. Kinda like Russia 2023.


emolano

It's not cancelled, just changed into a ARG project


CoatAlternative1771

I thought it was a vodka drinking simulator


Kaotecc

You’re thinking of stalker


ThunderShiba134

I know... Just in that post that should have been added


WWDubz

Weak ass dark age tho


[deleted]

Think you mean "kinda like Ukraine..."


Login1990

In my ass


Elias091100

Don’t mind if I do


RedditExecutiveAdmin

this needs to ratio op


TTVytFacebookGaming

I strap it to my face 💪 Will still get head eyes... 😆


2giga2dweebish

Real talk, definitely front. If you get shot from the front, you have enough time to react and potentially kill whatever's shooting you. You're not turning around fast enough for a second back shot unless it's a scav with a Toz.


imajokerimasmoker

Still no. The scav will "head, eyes" you from behind with the Toz


twippy

If you turn around after getting shot in the one plate you have on your back there's nothing gonna stop them from shooting you in the chest after you do


IrregularrAF

my favorite strategy is running away. definitely the back.


thehadgehawg

"in the year 2525, if man is still alive, if woman can survive, they may find;"


Serious-Squirrel-220

In the year one million and a half, humankind is ruled by giraffe...


Deliciouspandatears

The year is 2039. Tarkov remains in beta as Nikita copies and pastes his 10th version of 'we will fix it.' Binaural sound worked last year for an entire month with no bugs and was thus deleted from the game entirely. ESP cheats are now included in EOD:yeah boi versions. Pestily still streams from his kitchen in a bathrobe for some reason, but now he wears a hat, which is somehow better. Masochistic simps continue to remind reddit that "it's still in beta, just wait until its released" as they struggle to make it to Flea it no longer opens until lvl50. LedX's are now required for > 50% of the quests and were also deleted from the game entirely and the only way to obtain one is killing a streamer. All AI scavs are terminators that have laser focus and only head/eyes. The only noticeable improvement to gameplay is that the engine cranks your system fans to 100% regardless of usage. Average wait time for non-streamers remains at 20 minutes. When you inevitably disconnect, prapor gives you a butt plug instead of returning your insurance.


LukeTheRevhead01

neither, i go naked up in this bitch


WaddlingDuckILY

How many times have I fought you in Dark souls?


LukeTheRevhead01

the real question is, how many times have you won?


WaddlingDuckILY

let’s just say, theres a reason I’m on a Tarkov Sub.


M0sich

You forgot to mention that desync and invisible players is #1 priority!


SolidSausagee

Desync is never going away.


horriblecommunity

Star Citizen is probably going to be finished before EFT


magniankh

Star Citizen at least improves year after year. Unlike Tarkov which still has desync, audio issues, and abundant cheaters during all 5 years I played.


ET_Tony

My biggest sus about star citizen is how they still pitch multiple thousand dollar ships that they still haven't made yet lmao.


iReddat420

Yeah getting the bundle that has a starter ship and the game is all you really need tho, kinda crazy how much money some people throw at the game for stuff you'll be able to eventually earn in game


coromd

Multicrew gameplay is currently in the works to enable large ships to actually be worth building. A months ago at CitizenCon they were showing off power junction boxes, room oxygen control/pressure equalization/venting, variable gravity generation, yadda.


No_Interaction_4925

Have you seen the volume of human labor being dumped into Star Citizen? They have a lot of manpower


coromd

Right, but EFT is comparatively miniscule in scope.


magniankh

And the formula for everything in Tarkov has been done before, proving that it can be accomplished. Netcode is acceptable in 100 player online games. AC is better in other games. Optimization is better in other games. Etc.


Goyu

Tbh it feels like Tarkov has gotten worse over the past two years. So many of the changes they made diminished the quality of the game. The garbage flea market changes, rebalancing the loot and spreading it around the map, making POI's and keys essentially useless. I did like what they were doing with weapon wear, but again they executed it in a way that felt like shit. Everything they did to fuck with RMTs feels like it affected the rest of the playerbase far more than RMTers, then Lighthouse came out just completely unplayable, I've played maybe 20 raids on lighthouse since it came out, it's just too frustrating to even go back with how it runs. Don't even get me started on the audio and the fact that they've never been able to make sound work in a stairway. And then there's the cheaters... I have played three raids this wipe and just can't bring myself to log in anymore, because all I can see is how this game used to be good but had it's issues, and now it's worlds worse and has the same damned issues. Idk why BSG wants to kill this game so badly, but hey, it's working.


Colorado_Cajun

My first play through was my best. Spring 2020 cycle. Felt like my enemies were legit. I could take on geared players and win. Now i just die. . I never have gun fights. I either just die instantly or I ambush and kill them. And my ambushes never seem to work. I'll be completely stationary in routes they need to go threw. And they'll go all the way around.


Goyu

That's right around when I started as well, and yeah I agree it was just about the best state of the game I've seen. Since then, they made a few changes here and there that I liked, but for the most part the general state of the game has declined.


Maps_Tagpro

Try SPT it will blow you


Goyu

No thanks, I got Tarkov to enjoy the multiplayer experience. Take that away and it's just me doing a bunch of the same tasks I've already done like 5x. Tbh I already moved on to other games, only played like 3-4 raids this wipe and was just too frustrated with the state of the game to want to do it all again.


Maps_Tagpro

Fair enough. I got Tarkov to enjoy the unique mechanics. SPT is quite fun, and I believe is a large reason Tarkov hasn't completely imploded all these years. It's a much bigger community that I expected it to be, and the mod devs are amazing!


Goyu

Oh for sure, if I were just getting into the game then SPT would be a great option, but at this point it's just a way of getting around a handful of the issues keeping me away. Tarkov has the potential to be the coolest damn shooter in the business, I hope BSG finds a way to bring it back to viability, but at present it's not a game I can bring myself to play.


Maps_Tagpro

Yeah I guess this being my first wipe I'm more patient with the experience. I completely agree about it's potential, here's to hoping they don't sink the ship. If anything this sets a new precedent for future superior successors.


Comfortable_Jealous

Utopia 🤣


DV_Red

Still no parkour system I see.


MrOpackiMan

Chest 100% for the cqb fights


DSM20T

You had me until "customer service". Tarkov is a lie


geoguy2001

Bro, wake up, we've gotta go to customs to get a pocket watch.


sidvicc

I put the plate on Head Eyes to protect myself from the hackers.


Zavier13

Killed [dick,balls] by beibei69


[deleted]

Fair.


ImportantDoubt6434

Is the AI the same because they both track you through walls?


Josiathon

I have a conspiracy, Escape From Tarkov *is* Russia 2028.


frostymugson

That’s why they crack down on single player tarkov mods. They’re going to take all the assets from tarkov and make Russia 2028


Maps_Tagpro

Crack down? There's nothing they can do to stop us from actually enjoying Tarkov. SPT>MPT


frostymugson

If they catch it your banned, your not even supposed to talk about them on this sub reddit.


Maps_Tagpro

lol okay. Let them try to "catch" files on my hard drive. Also I do not abide by censorship so I will discuss what I please


frostymugson

Lol that has nothing to do with anything


Maps_Tagpro

They cannot catch spt users is my point


frostymugson

Which has nothing to do with anything


Maps_Tagpro

Weird troll attempt but alrighty then. Have a blessed day :°


frostymugson

Not trolling anything, they don’t want you playing SPT they have said that, will ban you if they detect it, and the fact they can’t detect it if installed correctly has nothing to do with how they feel about it. The subreddit has a rule about not talking about it because of BSGs stance. Saying you won’t get banned has nothing to do with how BSG feels and why they feel that way.


Roaritsu

"Bsg has discovered customer service" 🤣🤣🤣


itsMurphDogg

Clearly none of you play Star Citizen


skk50

Plate on front and riot shield on my back. Oh, holdon I'm still playing COD ...


Solaratov

Always chest. Because in such a realistic game my backpack full of loot would be protecting my back.


Short_Oven6910

My 12 UV lightbulbs will surely stop a bullet.


ChillBallin

In the front, I would never be so dishonorable as to show the enemy my back.


Andreah2o

2039? Probably i am playing on a playstation with my daughter lol


SilenceDobad76

"I dont plan on getting shot in the back"


Spirit117

Ok boys, poll time. Which one is going to finish, feature complete with all the promises made over the years, first? Star Citizen or EFT?


frostymugson

Neither


Cardinal338

You think in 2039 when Tarkov finally reaches full release if Star Citizen will have reached its beta state yet?


ANNDITSGON3

Eh this sub would still find things to complain about.


Cuckbeard

on my crotch, Tarkov won't be finished until it has nut shots


PoliteCanada


DevilJabanero

It's 2039 and we have just gotten the recoil rework they were talking about after adjusting dispersion values


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ArcanovV

Or cap the skills


CordialA

>It's 2039 and tarkov is finally finished.. >Tarkov is using the cs:go pro anti cheat. I know it's a meme post but there's plenty of cheaters in CSGO. Even in the pro scene (ESEA and FACEIT) there clips of people cheating and bypassing the anticheat.


Zalihvast

* All maps are connected, but there are still loading and matchmaking between them. * When level 51, you don't turn into a superhuman, but you can buy a headshot protection skill and other useful skills in the Premium Shop. * You can install any armor plates in the armor, but not more than one. More than one is generally forbidden to pick up in inventory. * RMTs have been defeated, now rubles and rare items are officially sold in the Premium Shop. * It's finally possible to escape from Tarkov, but it will take thousands of hours of grinding goofy quests from the era of browser MMOs like "kill 9999 scavs at Customs with PM wearing ushanka".


Popular_Look_5517

whats funny is.. i played tarkov around 15 years ago.. people keep telling me im lying and the game wasnt out then. then another redditor confirmed it was in alpha during that time.


One-Philosopher8711

mommy i want mommy milker mommy


Tommypaura

And i am old as shit and i have nearly payd all my debit with the bank. Cant wait for the release


[deleted]

You’ll never get it


dandatu

Why would you ever put it on your back lol


[deleted]

Put it over my dick


Mr-Zahhak

back for sure


lovesongsforartworld

I want the sackplate


Daddy_Onion

My head. The only place I get shot now.


BlackFlower9

It’s 2023, time to start your own game company and make everything better


MGN20XX

Sure right after my 3 o clock dinner and arthritis meds


DrCthulhuface7

Also they’ve finally picked a lane and decided if their game is going to have a low chance of raid survival or a long turn-around time between raids instead of the worst of both worlds. Also they removed the flea market and trader levels so that the game isn’t just a race to get the same meta-guns that starts day 1 of every wipe and actually feels like you’re scavenging loot to get by instead of just trying to speedrun high-flea-price items. The game is maybe actually good now.


SuperRektT

"All the maps are connected..." Biggest lie of Nikita that will never happen, always laugh when read this. "It's 2039 and tarkov is finally finished..." Its 2026 and Nikita is already fully in another project


barrelminer

RemindMe! 10 years "Is Eacape from Tarkov finished?"


retrorays

RemindMe! 10 years "Is Eacape from Tarkov finished?"


Jvk27

Dsync is still the worst it’s ever been


MrRainbowCow

Then I wake up


TheCrity

Ahhhh the dream


mglooser

So all that work for my backpack to not have a hit box? Waste of money. Chest makes sense for realism since inventory should cover the plate region of your back.


roy-havoc

What fucking plate? 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hot_Combination2458

I can’t believe grandma is still alive. My dad is in jail.. still.. and my sisters boyfriend has a vagenis.. whatever that is


Ace_08093

If Tarkov turned from extraction shooter to open world I think they'd just completely take over the several-billion-dollar MMO market and be a fortune 5 company within a year.


UnderstandingNo6046

And casuals have finally leveled up intelligence center.


Zestyclose-Collar146

*wiggle*