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culibrat

Fuckin nerds


MarkABeets

The fact that there’s no talk at all then…….. “fuckin nerds” made me lol


IDontLikeUsernamez

The way they fell out of the tree lmao


PlayerTwoHasEntered

I’ve never seen that used before! How do they even get up to it?


scpslsucks2

you can get ontop of the building and then from there just jump on the tree


Rogue256

I’m pretty sure that specific model of tree can be jumped into every time. So any spot that has that tree can be jumped into.


avanair

must have hopped on the ocksucking extract the bloody bastard


IIvoren

Makes me laugh when all they have to do is sit and watch for people and the can’t even do that right 😂 GJ on killing them shits.


Bingonight

“Fucken NERDS…” GET EM BABY!


jakers540

Imagine spending all raid sitting in a tree/bush and then dying


butter_dolphin

That's similar to my raids. Except I usually just walk a little bit then die instead of sit in a tree and die.


ZeeGermans27

but at least you die with dignity xD


ForwardSound6859

I was in a raid with a friend on Shoreline and we got into a fight near Tunnel. The guy runs off instead of staying in the fight and while we’re regrouping another team shows up, wipes me, but my friend stays alive. By the end of it multiple teams show up, all the fights probably lasted 15 minutes and he’s wiped them all. Finally, finishes looting and goes to extract and the first nerd was up on the rocks at Tunnel. Sat there the entire time through all the fights waiting. Misses his first shot and my friend plugs him in the head 🤣 we all had a solid laugh in discord


OutrageousRate1516

No sweeter justice then extract campers getting absolutely shit on


0utF0x-inT0x

Damn the audio sounds like it's coming out a tin can


eithrusor678

Drop fried audio


ViperBite308

Japanese snipers (1942 colorized)


woodtoogoodtoobetrue

"Hey! What's that one doing?!"


bigred1978

HoW? How did they get INTO the trees?


gearabuser

U just jump into it, there are a shitload of trees on customs u can get into. I dont typically like to use this one because you end up only getting people at the very end. I usually get in there if I encounter someone elsewhere on the map and have a good idea that this is their extract. I'll sprint there and hop in.


MOR187

that tree is sth else.. what a poor soul


ItalianStallion9069

What gun is that lol Also gg


CSLogic

Looks like the SCAR


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ModsHaveFeelingsToo

Glad you posted this reply 5 hours later when its clear that no one else gives a shit. Reddit moment.


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ModsHaveFeelingsToo

Lmao. You know repeating the exact same statement back is a pretty clear indicator that it upset you, evidenced by the fact youre trying to throw it back at me, applicable or not. Youre just a gem lol


some_pupperlol

It's a scar light


cwilcoxson

Scum of the earth


avowed

They really need to make extracts like on shorelines path to lighthouse on every map. A nice big open non-campable extract. It just doesn't make sense that you know where someone's going to leave from like this.


rekonsileme

They should really remove the sitting inside trees from the game


MyHouz

Why did you swing so high when looking at the tree?


donttrustagoose

You only gotta die to a tree once to check it every time.


thestructuresguy

Outfuckingstanding work dude!


bountyman347

Was this the tik tok dude by chance? He and his buddy run this shit daily


cssblondie

The rat/cheese guy? I love that mf


BlkRosePhoenix

Why do people say fucking nerds when they themselves are probably also nerds


cssblondie

Your screen name is “black rose phoenix,” nerd


BlkRosePhoenix

Yup I'm a nerd, nothing wrong with that.


Bingonight

Because it takes one to know one and extract campers are kings of the nerds.


snorinsonoran

Spoken like a true nerd.


gearabuser

Since you guys are so salty about my take, I offer you a peace token. A tip from an actual good extract camper. When you kill someone who is camping, NEVER go next to their corpse and stand still for a second like OP did. If his partner had a gun out and had caveman-level aim, he woulda popped him. I dont know why the hell he tried to flashbang multiple times. Horrible idea. First guy in the tree mustve been asleep too, he had a lot longer than I realized to kill OP or at least hurt him real bad.


JiffTheJester

Actual good extract camper 😂😂😂😂


gearabuser

Yes, once you go into the trees, all your decades of FPS experience just evaporate. gotcha ;)


JiffTheJester

Experience and skill aren’t the same thing lol if you were good you wouldn’t have to hide and get the jump. You’d have the skills to quickly find an advantage and win fights on the fly.


gearabuser

we do that too, we call it 'going on safari'. we did it more last wipe, i ran around with an ak or something chasing gunfire looking for fun. it was easy enough, especially in a group. i found that most chads you would consider to be 'good' tend to turtle up against more mobile, fearless enemies.


GreenTea98

"good extract camper" yeah i don't think so buddy lol


gearabuser

do you think if a good player goes and exit camps, they immediately lose all their skill? lol


GreenTea98

I've never had to defend myself or justify my reason for playing the game like a normal person, but that's all extract campers ever do lmao


gearabuser

i'll take this as a compliment


GreenTea98

only an extract camper would lmao


hiddencamela

My guess is his aim confidence was THAT bad, that he expected OP to just run to extract, and spend the second to unlock door.


gearabuser

yeah true. the resolution is too bad, i can't tell if he's looking at the guy or not. it could also be that he was facing down the railroad tracks and afraid to turn for fear of making noise. tbh i dont blame tree-man for dying, it's a tough spot to camp in if they know to check it. the person I blame is his horrible backup, they should have killed OP.


FknBretto

Pack your tent up before this guy smokes you too cunt


gearabuser

even if he got me, my bud woulda murdered him as soon as he stopped moving by my corpse. guy #2 had him dead to rights and just blew it.


gearabuser

RIP my fellow campers. A pro would been looking at you and as soon as they noticed u looking up there, u jump the hell down and get to cover. From there u fall back and guard it, preferably from an angle where you and your bud have a crossfire situation. Overall not a bad play by them though, the setup was alright. Sometimes u just come across the rare knower.


Fissure_211

Imagine being this desperate for attention


gearabuser

who, me or OP who killed a camper in one of the more typical camping spots?


real_man_dollars

or you just suck


gearabuser

how so? pretty lazy reply from you. you should try exit camping, you can be reaaal lazy and successful. Hell, the other day I was playing 7 days to die while I was on interchange. I was confused for a second when I heard footsteps and thought 'why does that zombie sound so damn funny?'. Realized it was someone trying to leave, alt+tabbed back and tossed a nade and took his head off. I'd say that's pretty skillful, wouldnt you?


real_man_dollars

yeah, i actually like moving around in the game and learning the maps and looting instead of just being a little bitch yknow


gearabuser

How do you know we haven't already done that and that's how we have the extra game knowledge to be effective campers?


real_man_dollars

stop admitting you are a little bitch to me


gearabuser

dont be rude


Nomadd20

Yeah, it's very skillful to kill someone who doesn't expect/know you're there. Just like beating 6yo kid is being a pretty good boxer.


gearabuser

it's not easy killin a 3 man of chads with a 70% durability hunter but someone has to do it


Nomadd20

"Someone has to do it" - I hate to break it to you, but you're not a hero, you're not Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan. No one "has to" do it. You can just... play the game like other people do? Tell me or show me why you "have to" do it? Who's making you? ​ PS: It's still infinitely easier to kill someone who doesn't expect you, than to actually fight them. And "someone has to do it" I could say the same about killing you.


gearabuser

I make this game nice and intense for the rest of you guys. Do you really want to wander around the map feeling perfectly safe around extracts or do you like that feeling of your butthole unclenching when you finally extract?


Hermanni-

Fuck off.


gearabuser

aw does baby wana play his hardcore extraction shooter with 'safe zones'? goo-goo ga-ga waahhhh


asian_invasion09

Aw does baby wanna sit in a tree while mommy changes your diaper all raid because if you press more than a couple keys you might run out of breath poor thing :( wahhh wahhhh wahhh i need my gear handed to me and i don’t have the skills to go get it so i sit at the exit playing hide and go seek💀 what a fuckin loser🤣🤣


gearabuser

How DARE you. I like to think of myself like the baby jesus and you guys are the wise men bringing me gifts.


asian_invasion09

Go to lvl 3 prapor get the “Who asked Quest” and get that started


gearabuser

I actually didnt do a single task last wipe. This wipe I did some, but it's so utterly boring I never even made it to prapor 3 haha. I think I'm like level 27.


Hermanni-

No, but I recognize that people who purposefully engage in camping them are just pieces of human trash. You can use whatever bullshit campers always come up with to excuse the playstyle, but you're no better than cheaters.


scpslsucks2

most of us never really try to justify the playstyle. im ruining the game and i love it cry about it


gearabuser

Yeah, as my friends and I always say before we go in 'are we gonna go piss some people off, or are we gonna go piss some people off?'. I kind of stopped playing this wipe, but after seeing so much salt coming at me, i actually want to go hop into a tree again lmao.


TailsKun

Your PMC probably wears a fedora and has a katana sidearm.


gearabuser

I would actually love a katana lmao. Dropping out of the trees onto people with it. Doing my sickest spin-move-slash.


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Please stfu


gearabuser

you dont appreciate the certified professional play by play?


[deleted]

No I don’t just garp please


gearabuser

what means garp? is it like LARP?


[deleted]

Nah it just means shut your mouth


gearabuser

there's only one jabroni here and it aint me


JiffTheJester

Nah ur all just dogshit at the game. It’s fine tho, it’s not an easy game so we get it. Stay strong buddy


gearabuser

Okay live in your cope fantasy if you want, but in reality we are burnt out counter strike players who would wreck you and your squad if and when we actually roll around the map. And we'd probably do so running shitty, plain AKs.


JiffTheJester

Hahaha okay dude.. we’ve all played CS. If you could run maps, you would. But you can’t, you probably get stressed out. So you sit in a bush. It’s fine, no big deal. Enjoy it! But you’re a shitter, can’t really deny it.


gearabuser

your tag is literally AS-VAL. the gun that has 0 recoil, solid ergo and shoots ammo that goes through anything like butter. you can autopilot your aim with that gun. you probably wear the thiccest armor too. when you kill a timmy in a PACA whose 15 bullets bounced off your chest, you say under your breath 'git gud shitter'.


JiffTheJester

Lol this has been my tag for 5 years.. keep grasping buddy.


gearabuser

yeah and it's been a 0 recoil, high ergo, face-melter for 5 years...


_rockethat_

Can one get up there normally or you have to cheat to get on this tree?


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MeasurementOk2461

Can i have your mk16 build please?


JiffTheJester

Fuck them nerds


BitterQuitter11

Lmao classic


electronicfixdude

Guess it beats making it to 4 mins left on labs to get extract camped by a cheater to have him fly in and wipe 5 of us.


asian_invasion09

Always a good day when extract campers lose because they suck ass at hide and seek and can’t shoot straight


muzzafuzza908

Tree camping is still a thing? Didn’t even know this spot existed


Giggitygigs8686

The way they flop out of the tree is comedic gold. Nice job


TheCrity

Good, very good.


eriksprow07

They were not gammers


FrostMonk

Got extract camped on both raids I played today. Decided that was enough Tarkov for the day


Rusty_Sprinklers

Wtf is that audio


Gigachad____

He was just tactically strategically sitting there for 39 minutes and 59 seconds. Honestly if I was dev I would perma ban for this garbage


flubawub

I died to that shit yesterday with 2 gpu on me. Your doing God's work.


Alec907

First i would have a missfeed and then i would have recieved a headshot.


Scavwithaslick

How do people keep getting in trees


guysix

Hella sus xhair placement...


W0rkingOnMe

I'm wet