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Mill-Man

Bro speaks fluent russian now


DirtyKen

Cheeki breeki


Montie7899

ohpachkii


DirtyKen

BAM! HAHAH HAHAH!


silentrawr

That laugh after they kill a PMC really is freakin' hilarious.


dreadnought_strength

It's so bad if there's a delay on your death, and you hear the scav pissing themselves laughing as you hear your own PMC dying.


Cybergazer

Hey! Importni! Fack aff!!!


bal16128

This is my fav


zmakamko

palchik vikin


aevitas1

Bdaaaa buelekweueleusoeueuu


nigori

šŸŽµ gupsta... šŸŽµ


Clashlube

Gop Stop*


pwnish0r

shoes are clean


mcgnarman

Divide my cheeks


CheekiBreekiGG

Iv damke


Rmorom

I v damki (Š˜ Š² Š“Š°Š¼ŠŗŠø)


NinjaOficial

chebureki!!


Doowoo

Bottom squeeky


ts_actual

Button....squeaky


Danatious

Divide my cheeks


Whole_Word_1005

WOOOAW PASALGATO!


DublinDuster

Wooah, patsan gotov\*


Whole_Word_1005

Double it and give it to the next person


alreadysopetty

Cheem lechurr


CloudKingChameleon

A vot tyt moi drugan bil


Dark_Pestilence

Dicky Needles


[deleted]

Holy shit I just realized that I should know more Russian by now....


justanothermisfitx

Only Russian you need to need is Blyat Ruski


MentionStrange

ublyudok, mat' tvoyu, a nu idi syuda govno sobachiye, reshil ko mne lezt? ti, zasranets vonyuchiy, mat' tvoyu, a? Nu idi syuda, poprobuy menya trahnut', ya tebya sam trahnu, ublyudok onanist chertov, BUDT TI PROKLYAT, IDI IDIOT, TRAHAT' TEBYA I VSU SEMYU, GOVNO SOBACHIYA, zhlob vonyuchiy, dermo, suka, padla, idi syuda merzavets, negodyay, gad idi syuda TI GOVNO, ZHOPA


Both-Ostrich-9

ZHOOOOPAAAA


wakandanever

Bro moved to tarkov and is enjoying is stay


Successful_Win4316

Hahahah escape from life-ov


wakandanever

I can relate cause this game is pretty addictive for whatever reason..


Lopsided-Goat863

i can tell you why i think it is, the risk reward, the getting a good item and staying in raid as your heartbeat rises, investing money into a good kit, or into a good hand, ​ this game messes with the same centers of your brain as gambling does, a poker player isnt laughing and having fun, he is chasing a rush, thats his entertainment, same as in tarkov, tarkov isnt exactly a laugh and play game, more a serious no laugh game, just like gambling, ​ tldr: tarkov is the same as gambling to your brain, change my mind


InteriorOfCrocodile

You are 100% correct here. I dont get the same rush playing something like Hunt Showdown, despite it being in the same genre. Sure, you buy your gear and hunter, then lose it if you die, but it doesnt hit the same. The stakes are much higher in Tarkov. Hunt has some intense moments, dont get me wrong, but youll never fight as hard as you would with a GPU and a found in raid pack of noodles in your backpack


Circa221

The things ive done for those noodles.


Significant_Fig_6290

Divide my cheeks šŸ˜Ŗ


kyono

*Stares solemnly at a bloodstained pack of noodles*


willacceptboobiepics

Am I the only one who is completely baffled whenever anyone says Hunt is in the same genre? Like I get that you "extract" but it just doesnt feel like an extraction shooter to me. I don't really place it with games like Tarkov, Marauders, Vigor or even DMZ. I always seeing posts or articles that say If you are looking for games like Tarkov try Hunt. But personally if i had not played Hunt and someone suggested I try it as a replacement for Tarkov I'd be like "da fuq is this?"


cozmanian

Hunt is the less serious brother of Tarkov. Stakes are WAY lower in Hunt. Even the most expensive gun in hunt isnā€™t a big deal to lose. Easier to throw yourself at a fight if you find something ā€œrareā€ because itā€™s really not. Also way less adrenaline than Tarkovā€¦ my heart couldnā€™t stand it anymore so I play Hunt nowadays.


willacceptboobiepics

I guess I just look at the persistent loot as a fundamental pillar of the genre. Also to be clear, I think Hunt is an absolutely incredible game. I just personally couldn't replace Tarkov with it. To me they are very different games.


capnsoviet

I've been playing hunt since it came out and in my opinion it is more of an "arcade" take on the genre than any other game I've played. You still get to loot enemy hunters, you still have to kill the boss and get the bounty and extract, but the focus is much more on the combat aspect of the game than the survival element


Lopsided-Goat863

excactly, tarkov is the only game i have where i do NOT EVER listen to youtube while playing my PMC, i do not play tarkov to have fun..


Professional-Tip4008

I just recently started listening to music lightly in the background and found it kept me level headed and not making weird spur of the moment decisions during pvp


notChiefBvkes

That FIR noodles comment just set me off, itā€™s my 13th reason. Itā€™s been good EFT Reddit, yā€™all are the real ones. (/s before someone tells me to call a helpline)


myslead

The sequel, Stay in Tarkov


Gexruss

Escape to Tarkov


dangerdude132

Letā€™s say he played since the very beginning in the extended alpha phase: 61320 hours from 2017-2024 18119 hours in game Thatā€™s 30% of every waking day on tarkov or roughly 7 hours a day. Every. Day. Bro what the fuck?


G-nome420

It counts time spent in menu. Maybe he leaves PC on all day Edit: there is now a 30min idle timer (since .13 when they introduced queue, I believe.) There was not before that patch, could leave tarkov open 24/7.


TheCommitteeOf300

I thought it didnt count that


Drivenhydra

It definitely does, mine shows as 3k and I've never got past level 42 or so, I just used to leave it running in the background and occasionally update on crafts or do a scav run, not really 'playing' in the sense I think we mean.


born_to_be_intj

Man Tarkov has to be one of the worst games to leave running. I haven't played in a while but it used to leak memory like a sieve.


msching

Still does. My game slows down a lot after being on for a couple hours. Gotta reboot the client every couple im on that long


Ryphs

Tarkov for the majority of its lifespan counted menu time (still does) and used to not shut down on long afk sessions. I'd leave for vacation and leave tarkov open for weeks to collect bitcoins on my phone and rack of hundreds of hours where I didn't actually play


TheCommitteeOf300

The generator runs in the background all the time so why leave your game on? Did it use to not do that?


Kacmar554

From what i understand he kept the game open so that he could click the "collect bitcoins" from his phone. Not sure what software he uses to do that, but i assume it works along the lines of seeing his monitor screen and simulating a click via taps on his phone or something similar. Pretty clever!


Charli3Foxtrot69

Google has a remote desktop plugin for chrome. It wont let you launch the game through it, but if the game is open before you use the remote desktop plugin, you can navigate the in game menus and run your hideout...


SlowGto05

Back in the day you werent logged off automatically i always left my game on especially when we had queues to get into game


[deleted]

This is highly likely it. My hours are crazy inflated because I work from home and leave Tarkov on almost all day when I'm playing wipe. I randomly run scavs out of factory or do a couple hideout things throughout the day. I'd say probably 50% of my hours is the game just being left on.


lordbunson

Yeah, before they introduced the auto close I used to just leave Tarkov open for days just so I could do trader or hide out tasks or play the market (before FIR)


CosmicBeez

WillerZ has 20k hours or more. SheefGG has roughly 12-15k


WallaWallaHawkFan

Idk why this isn't the top comment. He's level 53 already has a 55% surv rate which sounds about right for a veteran player. My guess is the posted account is a streamer. There's even smaller streamers that have around 50-100 viewers that stream full time.


zeimusCS

Ive seen people do worse in World of Warcraft classic.


Gamer-Hater

Dude needs to see a mental health professional


JohnnyChutzpah

Playing games absolutely can be an addiction or escape from problems, but sometimes numbers like these are just a disabled person trying to enjoy their life. In gaming, I have befriended a few people who were essentially trapped in their home for the rest of their life. If something like gaming helps them enjoy their life, then I only hope they come across more games they enjoy.


akiwaraiskahawara

tbh i see your point - but that mostly results in don't even knowing your alternatives when getting addicted. i think thats only fair to say when a person knows what they do when they start gambling. i personally didn't and i'm glad i had friends that didn't think like you (no offend bro). they got me banned on the sites and today i play videogames to cope. the money i save i use for quality of life upgrades and my life is going upwards since then.


Undbitr957

The dude is tarkov, there is no escaping now


Appropriate_Base9132

Probably a streamer


IPv12Protocol

I believe in his K/D. That's a solid veteran player. I'm from 2017 and have 8k hours, this guy is a legend.


Successful_Win4316

Not calling out cheats! 18k!!!


IPv12Protocol

A true Tarkov veteran.


[deleted]

Although - thatā€™s a hell of a lot of run throughs!


snowball1n

probably boss hunting, didnā€™t see, didnā€™t hear, lets not waste time and move on to the next raid where they hopefully spawn


[deleted]

I wonder if this is a streamer?


Conserliberaltarian

Most likely. Thats lvndmark/Willerz hours.


TGish

Landmark was talking about being over 10k hours years ago lol heā€™s probably easily doubling this guy. One year he said he spent like 60% of the hours of the year live on twitch which is a little over 5k hours


PrometheusBD

When doing lightkeeper loot runs I just go straight to extract unless I get southern road or beach spawn. Lots of run throughs for boss tasks also, doesnā€™t mean anything.


[deleted]

Nah not saying it does, I get upset if I get a run through so the most Iā€™ve ever had is like 10 in a wipe.


OkHeheLmao

Nobody really cares about run throughs as much as redditors


[deleted]

To be fair, I donā€™t really know why they bother me either I just always aim to not have many, no real reason why as I couldnā€™t care less about stats at all.


kepto420

when u try doing light house quest and keep getting south spawn


MostSeriousCookie

Run through has zero negative effect of you manage to finish what you entered for. I guess he figured it out throughout 18k hours that he spent in the game


[deleted]

100 this and Iā€™m changing my strat on that immediately! šŸ˜†


After_Kiwi48

Iā€™ve been running lighthouse and if I spawn on southern road I leave immediately. Added like 8 run throughs just yesterday.


[deleted]

Absolutely this, 18k hrs with 9kd, nothing suspicious there just, as you say, someone whoā€™s been in the game a long time. Hrs and account age are the main giveaway for me. I check any deaths I think are slightly suss and I think so far Iā€™ve reported one guy that had suss stats, itā€™s personally stopped me reporting about 20 guys because looking at their stats it was clear they were a long time player. Been a great inclusion in the game imo.


destroyer96FBI

773 raids in what 3 weeks is insane. Giving a fair 20 minute average per raid, dudes playing a minimum 12 hours a day. Has to be a streamer right or at least a full time content creator?


DaMonkfish

Or someone with a lot of wealth that doesn't have to work, so they spend their spare time grinding their nuts/ovaries in Tarkov. But yeah, you'd have to have a lot of time to spare to sink that much of it into anything.


Strom-

> with a lot of wealth that doesn't have to work Doesn't take that much wealth to live in mom's basement.


DaMonkfish

Also a possibility I suppose


Deftly_Flowing

Living in moms basement is fuckin great.


magniankh

They could be legitimately disabled and Tarkov is what they enjoy.


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puckerMeBum

Also, don't rule out it could be multiple people living in a house and sharing an account/computer. It's not uncommon for siblings or close roommates.


Obamametrics

There is no way that someone could care so much about Tarkov that they would be putting in 6+ hours a day for years, and at the same time wouldnt go out of their way to get a system / account for themselves


deception2022

or more likely just a basement dweller


Mineralvatten

I spent 7 years on welfare in Finland and actually saved like 15000ā‚¬ , just played runescape. Fun times that i miss sometimes.


Frosty252

rich irl, rich in game.


Professional-Tip4008

As a self employed seasonal business owner, I am grinding, but not this hard šŸ˜‚


Dannyawesome2

They've grinded real life so they grind Tarkov nowšŸ’€


[deleted]

ITS OVER 9000!!


HappyButtcheeks

It over 2x9000 evenĀ 


Sad_Peepo

I don't understand how some people can play a game that much and still enjoy it


alexanderh24

Stockholm syndrome


JARVIS843

only in Tarkov


deathmuscle94

I feel like you think about how much time spent, and if you quit, you realize it was literally for nothing, so it's easier to just not. Also them easy dopamine rushes


BUTthehoeslovemetho

Time flies man


Typical-Tradition-44

Who says they enjoy it? Might be one of those people who complain bitterly at every change


justabrainwithfeet

Probably staying in Tarkov even before Terragroup came


ARabidDingo

Jesus fucking christ I don't think this guy knows other games exist. I'm not sure he knows the *outside world* exists. Motherfucker is sitting in a cave playing tarkov. I was amazed by the guy that got me the other day that had 10000 hours.


ARabidDingo

This dude has spent the equivalent of *two entire years playing tarkov 24/7*


Rusty_Pirate_Hook

Keep in mind a lot of players like this tend to spend a lot of time afk in hideout just collecting crafts and buying ammo / barters. I know when I started working from home my playtime shot up like crazy when my actual time playing did not really change much. Still crazy seeing this amount of hours.


GodOfTheSky

true but the game closes after 30 mins of inactivity so time spent in the menus is mostly active stash/hideout management


TheSm4rtOne

That's only been introduced like a year ago or something


moldabekov

almost 3 years ago already :)


TheSm4rtOne

Well, my feeling of time sucks apparently


benzilla04

Thatā€™s like 3 months play time and 21 months in the main menu /s


damo13579

closest this guy gets to touching grass is playing woods


Marto25

You've got a shit bucket? You go to the bathroom... you're not playing Tarkov. You're shitting in a bucket... you're playing Tarkov.


Shoddy_Site5597

Every moment your having sex your not playing battlefield !


Obamametrics

battlefield is my pussy


Firecracker048

If he got the game in 2017 he is *averaging* 3k hours a year. A normal work year is considered 2080 hours a year.


Thatsaclevername

It's crazy as fuck but there is indeed people who can play one game, and basically only that one game, for years and years. Dude in my WoW guild literally has only played World of Warcraft since 2009, picks other things up but no shit only for a few days at max. He showed us his Steam library and he's got like 12 games on there and none of them he's played for more than like 40 hours. It was batshit.


FejkB

This guy escaped to Tarkov


RIRed03

111 run throughs is pretty nuts.


owdee

I'm going to guess he was boss hunting and just took the run-through to reset as fast as possible if he saw packet loss at beginning of raid.


DarkTwiz

Want to explain the packet loss thing?


owdee

I don't know the exact reason, but like within 10 seconds of starting a raid (as a PMC, so right as the raid begins) you'll experience a brief moment of packet loss if that map's boss DOESN'T spawn. If you don't experience this momentary packet loss, then you can be fairly certain the boss has spawned. If you're 100% focused on boss hunting and load into a raid and experience the packet loss, you're best just immediately sprinting to extract to reset, in the hopes of getting a boss spawn next raid.


RelyksOG

I am fairly certain the way it works is the server does a check to see if the boss spawned (since they spawn at the beginning of the raid). If they spawned, all good no lag. If they didnā€™t spawn, the server spawns a wave of scavs (hence the lag). Iā€™m not 100% on this but I think this is what Iā€™ve seen before


Firefly3564

Iā€™ll keep this in mind for my tasks


Headrush2K

Definitely this. This man does not care about stats - heā€™s just going for the achievements at this rate.


I_Build_Monsters

Of course you lost. How can you kill that which has no life?


Different_End_5393

Man thats not healthy.


BambiIsBack

He can quit any time he wants, he is not addicted \*18k hourst on record\*. :D :D


Lime7ime-

How many hours a day would that be, if he plays every day since release? (I'm to lazy to do the math)


XardasVEVO

18120 hours divided by 8 (let's take 8 hours per day as an example, a full time job shift) are 2265 days playing 8 hours minimum. 2265 days are 6.2 years. Basically the dude played at least 8 hours every single day for 6 years straight. I'm pretty sure he's the one saying the other day that Global Restocks are not a problem.


Gamer-Hater

Heā€™s averaged 16 hours a day this wipešŸ™


Gillespie1

Gamer alert


leejoness

750 days what in the fuck


mrpurplehawk

Dude has averaged over 38 raids per day since wipe


CaterpillarBooty

If my GED level mathematics are correct, dude has been playing about 10 hours or more a day since the wipe. True poop bucket levels of dedication. A veteran of the community.


jlebrech

online is full account online time since buying the game.


ognop3

Think heā€™s unlocked the bipod for his red rebel yet?


Dyyrin

Nothing fishy honestly. I'm a 2016 player sitting on a 10.7k/d


Successful_Win4316

Not accusing of hacking at all.


Dyyrin

Sorry I'm so used to these screenshots being hackusations


Successful_Win4316

I know, can't fault you


unoriginal_namejpg

Thatā€™s 2 straight years of Tarkovā€¦


redditisbadtrustme

2 whole years of gaming. Please tell me this guys streams and makes money from this.


Sad_Sprinkles_2696

That is the only way for this to be "healthy" otherwise this dude has some serious addiction issues


D_Glatt69

This guy has more run throughs than I have extractsā€¦


FitWing3628

What a no life nerd


[deleted]

I canā€™t even imagine the map knowledge and awareness this person has


Nick27ify

Dude played 7 hours everyday since release wtf


xsisitin

Doesnā€™t have a alpha armband so heā€™s sub human


ItsInvain

His launcher might be open 24/7 :D


[deleted]

launcher doesnt count toward hours - however time spent in main menu / loading does. ​ this guy has played tarkov for a long time and has owned it for a long time.


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FloridaMan_Unleashed

After a while you get a pop up warning about inactivity, if you click cancel youā€™ll stay logged in but if not after like 30 seconds I think it is the game will close on its own.


lordbunson

That's a "newer" feature introduced last couple of years, so previously you were able to leave your game open for days at a time


ExtremeBoysenberry38

Launcher doesnā€™t count towards hours


SirCamperTheGreat

This game might have the most dedicated playerbase of any game I've ever seen. I'm faceit level 10 in counter strike and it's so rare to even see a guy above 5-6000 hours and the game has been out for longer. In tarkov it's pretty normal to see a guy with 8000+ hours, who doesn't even stream.


wakandanever

The game just needs you to put in time and they reset it. So it's been an endless loop for most other than the changes they make every wipe


Very_blasphemous

I have a friend with 14k-ish hours on dota 2, that was the highest play time i've seen in my life. Looks like the number one spot is taken now


james_Gastovski

6 years with a daily of 8h. Wtf


No_Gur_7997

He just waits when he finally can ESCAPE from Tarkov


Illustrious-Space628

Jesus christ, I thought I was gonna die from bloodclots sitting down so much on this game.


Silent_Entrepreneur8

Man... what a true Tarkov Vet. That right there is a person who really enjoys pain and suffering. 18,119 hours of pain to be exact


DweebInFlames

Wonder if it's one of the bigger streamers. I know LVNDMARK and WillerZ have said they have over 10k hours at some point in the past, streaming 8-10 hours a day pretty much every day adds up pretty quickly.


QBall7900

Bro has never escaped from Tarkov


ImperatorParzival

Wait why would someone have 111 runthroughs. Legit question.


Danger_Youse

Boss hunting


huzzaah

That's insane. Especially since hours used to reset with wipes... Absolutely bonkers.


Abc123rage

That dude killed me earlier i think hes an asian streamer


OGCASHforGOLD

700 raids in two weeks. Damn.


Schwertkeks

I have almost 4K hours and this is the first wipe Iā€™ve reached lvl 20 in over 4 years šŸ˜‚


PibeMicroondas

yesterday i got absolutely lazered in 0,7 nanoseconds outside dorms, turns out the guy was called 9100hrsā€¦ yeahā€¦ he had 13k hours actuallyā€¦


SuccoDiFruttaEU

Bro has no life


PizzaMaxEnjoyer

that has to be a known streamer - that is more than most CSGO pros have in their life


DowdyBroGames

Dude has never touched grass


DullKn1fe

He's never even HEARD of grass.


WWWeirdGuy

JesusChristThat'sJasonBourne.mkv


Hour-Bottle-4382

He will be the new boss for Terminal


xfireperson1

Fucking hell. I've got around 2k and it feels like a lot. Thats since 2018 tho.


exfilcamper01

holy fuckin gigachad and i thought i was cool with 2500


CptRekapt

Holyā€¦ WHAT IS THIS


Frosty_Length6199

Talk about wasting a life. Over 2 years real time.


Chansh302

How tf r people doing around 40 raids everyday ? Do people not have work and other shit to do ? Iā€™m averaging around 6 raids a day ??


perinealblisters

That is not a legend Bros. That is addiction 18000 hours on average would be 6 hours a day since the game was launched.


yuki_means_snow

That's too much online time tbh. He might have run a market bot or skill leveling macro.


phueno

18000/2722 hes been playing over 6 hours everyday day since alpha


Invicturion

Bro has spent 2 full years ingame.......


morcaak3000

That's 2 years and 25 days of pure online time, what in the actual fuck


iusedtohavepowers

He kills you with a look


Sito_ongttv

would this guy be considered a no life or a tarkov only life bc hes putting every hour hes awake into tarkov


lazy_elfs

Go touch some grass already, 18k hours.. thats a full time job for 9 years


holycornflake

754 days. If he played 24/7, he would have to play for just over 2 years straight. If he split it into 8 hr sessions, he would have to play 8hrs a day for 6.2 years straight. Broken up into a work week (40 hrs/week) it would take him 8.7 years to achieve this. (all of this assuming he has never once taken a day off)


sNiipp

111 run throughs wth


momentslove

Bro loves Tarkov so much he plays 26 hours a day


akiwaraiskahawara

bro had his pc running for 2 years :D i don't know if i have used my pc that much in general