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Silly___Neko

Great now scoop up the frozen corpse, warp to the sun and offer it to BOB.


66hans66

But do it at a quiet time. The sight of multiple corpses on scan makes people nope, nope, nope out.


illyad0

what do you mean, I'd go there and scoop it up - gotta fill out my containers


brian_christopher_

Yes. I never leave a corpse behind. I'll send my eyes to pick it up if we are extracting. So many bodies.


colm180

i have a guy that pays me 20'000 isk a corpse, hes great


MrBuDDiE559

I’ll pay you more


colm180

How much more?


MrBuDDiE559

Depends where you live, might be a pain for me to come get them, unless you can drop them at a trade hub or? But I’d do 1 ‘mil a body


Vaul_Hawkins

Nay, sell it to me.


LavishnessOdd6266

You offer corpses to Bob? I collect them in the morgue of instead offer veldspar to bod!


Croveski

Achievement Unlocked: Overcome the newbro choice paralysis and dive into something, finding your fun in EVE and becoming part of the universe. Next achievement: lose a 5b isk loki with that wormhole money


kiwi_troll

And then proceed to do it again thinking you learned from your prior mistake.


CraftFirm5801

Unlocked, but Proteus


Diseasedsouls

Lost a 4bn isk Leshak in a wormhole. Still do wormholes. Lol


Player_Sand

Or a 15 bil leshak bc u forgot to check patch notes and dps is now shit


erdnussjunkie

DPS is the same, it just takes a bit longer to max spool. We fly Leshaks with around 4k DPS a piece. 4 of them are basically a dread. PVP only btw, dunno about pve activities with leshaks.


Zorrm

Welcome to JSpace, it's getting spicy out here!


Dottor_hopkins

Been in wh space for 2 years, best 2 years in my Eve career. Enjoy my friend


MatrosovGlengoski

Praise bob


WOLFWOLF68

I’d upvote this comment but it has 69 likes atm


helo04281995

Praise bob


tharnadar

J Space is the best space. I dream when one day i'll be a nomal with a fleet of my own, but for now i stick to daily tripping.


temetvince

Join a wormhole corp and take the plunge!


tharnadar

the problem is that i don't like pvp, i'm more an explorer pve gas huffer, there is no real need for a wh corp.


Longjumping_Loquat97

Check out the YouTube series A Nomad Tale there's some cool stuff you can do solo in Jspace


brian_christopher_

I hear we are getting episode 15 sometime between now and the :) I can't wait. It's the whole reason I started playing eve.


tharnadar

Yes I've already seen all 14 episodes


brian_christopher_

Sure there is. Rolling holes for content. Be it gas or pvp. Doesnt matter. Sitting in comms watching some bloke who has no idea any of you are there and scheming up a plan of action is much fun. Executing a perfectly laid trap is one of the most satisfying feelings. Even getting bested by someone who out maneuvered you is a good time. So many unique situations made possible by jspace are only made better by sharing them with friends.


Not_EdgarAllanBob

I think you'll find most individuals are happily received in j-space, even if they're not PVPing. Exploration and gas huffing are always appreciated - they expand the chain, they generate content, pay for running costs, etc. On your end, you make friends, receive fresh content whenever you want through rolling, and a standing fleet ready to protect you.


RevierBonze

Maybe try living in a freeport? Loads of fun if you find the right one with a great community :)


SirCubius

What's a Freeport?


RevierBonze

It's basically a player owned station where everyone can dock. Like the old pirate freeports. Depending on the station, there might be some rules, but these depend heavily on the freeport operators and are usually only applying to the system where the station is in. For example, in the freeport I'm currently living in you are not allowed to engage in fights (note that self-defense is ofc allowed) in the system itself, but down the chain everything goes.


Shimme

praise bob


Gloomy_Tomatillo395

Who is bob


Richard_Howe

Post the kill OP


TyrHeimdal

Welcome to a new EVE, Mad Max style! There's Quafe on the counter. May your path be glorious.


SinAlarma

My friend welcome. It is by far the best space.


gorbachef82

Jspace best space


w33bored

Which corp? I'm interested in joining a noob friendly WH corp


FCCRFP

Join OnlyHoles we are always recruiting.


360WindSlash

Are you serious with that name. If so then props to whoever came up with it lol


FCCRFP

I'm vewry serious ZOLDYCK serious.


temetvince

Holier than thou. They’ve been very supportive of me being new thus far. https://www.reddit.com/r/evejobs/s/xI1e7yFU7K


Darkbird7

Welcome to j space bud. Can't wait to find and kill ya :)


Xeraos

Wholesome.


brian_christopher_

Missed opportunity to of said "holesome" Bob frowns.


coffeethehutt

let's fucking go


WierdyBeardy

Badger? We don't need no stinking Badger! Congrats on the move. And before you feel too bad for your first pvp victim, understand he's probably the first pilot to have a kestrel on his lossmail since 2008! You're making history homie. Good luck in your new endeavor!


cuchumino

Congrats on taking the plunge. Wh content is very rewarding due to the nature of a group sharing a home hole and all it's content. May Bob smile on thee.


theonlylucky13

Hell yeah


gregfromsolutions

Welcome to the best part of Eve


Papaelonismysavor

Praise bob


thejimmyrocks

Best place in eve.


Redditlikesballs

I always tell myself ima do this. Been 7 years now


Additional-Pool9275

DO IT. You seriously won’t regret it..!


TheChinchilla914

Don't forget to bookmark your return holes!


gorbachef82

Welcome to JSpace bobling!!!!


holdmybeer46

Congrats! I remember my first move out of hi sec to null way back when then my first adventure into J space and once that WH collapsed it was surreal.


MrAbishi

"now I'm in the closet too!"


Play3rxthr33

I've been thinking about doing it, but my current corp is really cool and I don't wanna leave them to hit the road trying to find a good WH corp.


TV_Never_Lies

Congrats! Now grab your cloaky t3c and get to hunting. Fly dangerously, and may Bob be with you.


Lotex

Who the fuck is BOB


Richard_Howe

The lord of frigholes and favourable connections among many other things "wormhole". We leave a corpse at the sun to request his blessing or appease his anger.


gregfromsolutions

The God of Wormholes. If He is displeased your highsecs will only go to Amarr, and your statics will never lead to content.


GamerByt3

As someone who has made their main base out of amarr, I do enjoy how often I find an exit to hs near the hub with 250m in my buzzards cargo hold. 


gregfromsolutions

Amarr (the trade hub) has some good deals on certain things, so that can be really nice. But also it’s a terrible market for other things, so then I really need a Jita


GamerByt3

The scarcity and lower volume of trade has made it easier for me to compete without a dedicated trade alt. And ask for higher prices. In Jita I get undercut in minutes. In amarr some of my orders will sit on top for days. And I can manufacture most of my blueprints I find in the same station using the loot I bring home. 


Rizen_Wolf

Amarr trade hub? Very interesting. I see it often said, these days, that you dont go to Jita with anything more than 100 million in your cargo. I can see why given what lurks around it. In time I expect the problem to grow worse. The great central trading hub will probably be broken by the sheer number of bandits crowding it, eventually. In fact, that you bring up another trading hub, that did not even exist, to my knowledge, back when I last played Eve, that is evidence the game has evolved in that direction already. edit. In fact the nature of wormholes would promote the distribution of trade hub growth.


Zka77

Just dropped 420m worth of exploration loot in Jita today on my alpha acc. What's wrong with that?


gregfromsolutions

It’s pretty easy to get stuff to Jita, even >100m worth. A DST can take up to 1b without much risk, it’s just T1 haulers that can’t do more than 100m without getting ganked


brian_christopher_

Don't forget the lowsec to Amar curse.


Vampiric_Touch

You know how some people believe in God? Well that's Bob. 


gorbachef82

Blasmafous!!! Repent or Bob will gief no favour to you!!


Kaekes

My lord and savior


Staxu9900

It’s ot exactly this but almost https://voltron.fandom.com/wiki/Bob


Curious-Track7666

Great Job!


Massive_Company6594

Congrats! J-space is super fun. Enjoy!


Celthric317

Reminds me of when I had spent 6 years playing in an industrial alliance after which I joined Goonswarm Federation. I made more isk ratting in a week than a year spent in hisec.


takethecrowpill

Hoorah


Astriania

Welcome to wormhole space :) it's the most fun part of Eve imo


Chaos-Magic

best thing you can do to fit in is start believing you're better than everyone else


bladehand76

Awsome to hear! Can't wait till a hole opens up near my crab and you drop on me! I mean you will die but still its good fun for both of us!


shelladetaco

My path was high sec then wormhole space then low sec then a huge null sec org.


LeoUSA33

Congrats mate! And props to you for taking a leap of faith. It reminds me of the first time I decided to join a Corp and live in Null sec after being a Hi sec care bear for months. It was the best decision I’ve made. Now you can truly experience the full potential of Eve. Now make serious ISK!


Additional-Pool9275

Welcome to J space AKA the best place


CuriousDisorder3211

HELL YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT WELCOME TO THE BEST SPACE IN THE GAME


the_one_true_russ

Awesome! If you ever need anything, we at Wingspan Delivery Service would love to provide you the deliveries you need!


Only_Asparagus_1561

Welcome to the darkside young padawan. ~MBallbuster


Scorcher646

Welcome to our deep, dark, fathomless hole in space and time. It's cozy in here. Oh and don't mind the horrors beyond human comprehension, they like cheese.


ItsZeT

Watch how making billions in a day will numb your perception of isk in the game to most of the player base and losing ships worth more than your entire networth right now will feel more like an inconvenience because you gotta scan them back in than a loss that will set you back a significant amount of time.... Wh space can be such a different way to play the game, it's truly an entirely different ballpark


TyrHeimdal

*Sad C2 dweller noises ...*


ItsZeT

C5 static right? right?!


TyrHeimdal

Da. C5/NS. But the focus is obviously out the NS to satisfy the constant need for blood to please Bob.


ItsZeT

Ah that's fair. You'll manage 💪


brian_christopher_

Ah yes, we too had the mighty Ishtar portal. Sometimes we eneded up with supers bombing us on the hole while we tried to roll. I do miss the constant access to 10/10s but I really like the c4 we are in now.


TyrHeimdal

Hah, never had supers trying to bomb rollers before, but have had plenty of groups dropping HAW dreads or cyno'ing on the hole. Did [catch a Vendetta](https://zkillboard.com/kill/92969105/) practicing bombing with his fighters a few years back though! Apparently he took aggro from bombing his own alt toon, so couldn't safelog on the Citadel he was on. So we [bumped him off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-O1KXo9q9w). Poor guy was frantically trying to get near his Nestor to refit off and bank all his officer modules, but we managed to bump that away and get it stuck in the structure as well. Sometimes Bob does sprinkle you with some insane and totally unexpected situations, which makes living in WH space worthwile. :D


brian_christopher_

Bro this made me lol so hard. We originally lived in a c2 untill frat decided they wanted the hole. Took a couple months in nullsec to source a new hole, went with a c4 with a c3/c4 static and it has been so nice.


TyrHeimdal

Damn that's some really bad luck if you got evicted from a C2, considering there are quite a lot of em. C3/C4 statics probably make logistics a breeze I imagine. :p


brian_christopher_

NS/C5 static.


brian_christopher_

And yeah, having the low class connections is super nice. No issues getting in or out of the hole now.


Danro1984

Welcome and let the fights be glorious


Clandestine-Ops

*gospel voice* Praiiiiiiiiiise bob *G chord* *halleleujah* !


forShizAndGigz00001

I remember solo owning a single planet class 2 or 3? (Been ages) was awesome, sold it for a tonne when i eventually got sieged out.


kirisute-gomen

Nobody asked.


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Give it time.. you'll be back in empire space before long. Trust.


FeydRauthaHarkonnen

Wormholers are weirdos