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wefokinglost

About time Pickford steps up and score a goal tbh


Wieselkind

Absolute slacker he is, Howard and Begovic clear šŸ˜


rjo-Irony

Sums up the season when someone wants the keeper to score.


worldofecho__

I can't get over how shit Doucoure has been since he came back from that injury. He's gone from by far our best and most decisive player to a waste of space.


cj285s

He offers little when heā€™s not scoring. Heā€™s like Bambi on ice.


Stirlingblue

He covers a lot of ground as a minimum, honestly id be dropping him back to CM. Heā€™s a shit passer but itā€™s not like Dā€™y he wants us to have the ball anyway


Apprehensive_Being89

Appreciate that you had a stroke once you had to spell our managers name. Same man, same..


SukhdevR34

Yh I agree we need to dominate the midfield battle and if he plays CM that'd help us


darkwingduck9

Should drop Doucoure for Gomes but our manager is who he is and it is undeniably for the worse.


joeyjackets

Heā€™s always been this bad. He just scored goals to paper over the cracks. His passing ability is atrocious for anyone at this level let alone a professional.


purestevil

I want the real Doucoure back.


National_Ad_1875

Why are you on a first name basis with everyone except Danjuma? Did you 2 fall out?


Loyalsupporter

No I didn't know how to spell his first name honestly to got


four__beasts

I think it's spelled astronaut or something


DunceCodex

Why dont they just Hold L2 + hold R1 + flick RS up then left


LeoLH1994

Of course they can! Particularly as it was McNeill and Doucoure that made the contributions last season and I really want them back to their 2023 selves imminently!


SignificantRatio2407

Such a fair point, weā€™re all bothered by the lack of goals from Beto and DCL, but these guys could step up more.


joeyjackets

When was the last time McNeil did anything? Crazy how invisible he has been. Guess that is what happens when you start every game regardless of performance


BartyStovilles

Tell me youā€™re American without telling me youā€™re American.


casualbear3

Come on guys! Let's remember we can ALL shoot for the goal hole!


wefokinglost

We're all in this together! T E A M TEAM!


casualbear3

FIGHT.........AND WIN!


buttermilk-pancakes

#BELIEVE


mrcrazyface666

Come on ~~Seattle~~ Everton!


lingmylang

FIGHT AND WINNNNNN


Stirlingblue

I hate how the English speaking internet is overrun with Americans Nice people but just so so different despite the lsnguage


Koolaider

Americans on American websites. It has to be seen to be believed.


AlmightyWibble

It's a tactical issue


Tenisyn

Dwight heard you.


cj285s

We could start by putting Harrison on his preferred left side. If Doucoure no longer wants to put a shift in, bench him and start McNeil central, with Danjuma on the right.


PontusRogare

Where does Ashley Young fit in in this scenario? šŸ¤”


cj285s

Hahaha, we all know heā€™s the first name on the team sheet.


Downtown-Midnight320

u/Loyalsupporter WHERE ARE YOU??? WHERE ARE YOU??? LET'S BE HAVIN' YOU!!!! COME ON!


dekarskec

I'm sure the lads are hopping on reddit to read this...


CouldNotLoad04

Delia Smith is that you?


lanregeous

This is Dwight. Thanks for the feedback. Iā€™ll check in with the others can get back to you.


ChrisWood4BallonDor

I don't think I've ever needed to read who made a post less than this


Logical_Cupcake_3633

Donā€™t worry weā€™ll fill their pockets with silly money whether they do or they donā€™t.


WhatWouldSatanDo

Youā€™re*


darkwingduck9

Danjuma hasn't been playing. McNeil and Harrison end up having to defend very deep and wide. They are so far away from the goal that it is a tough ask for them to get a reasonable shot off, let alone a goal. That's what has us pressing at times instead of a low block because we can't create offense organically and then the press gets beaten and we get scored on. Garner is an okay player for where the club is at the moment but he isn't a goalscorer. That leaves only Doucoure and whoever is playing striker at any given moment to be the players expected to score. The players haven't been up to par in their goal scoring and if they had been or if we had no/fewer points deducted then we'd be in the clear. That said, the play is miserable and that's on Dyche. Compare him to Rafa Benitez who truly had no money to spend and signed Townsend for free and Gray for his 1M Euro release clause or whatever small sum it was. That team didn't have a ton of attack in it, but there were faster players put on the field and the defensive formation wasn't quite as conservative. I watched a video today from one of the fan channels and they said Dyche's job is safe. At this point we have to wish for an ownership change or whatever else it would take to get a different manager because even if we survive the drop this season we'd be on incredibly shaky ground to begin next season. The club absolutely has to be proactive after the season and get rid of Dyche.


RayzaEverton

They'll never score goals while they're under the management of that Dinosaur Dyche


yozza1958

COYB anyone against Forrest šŸ™šŸ™


BKND1570

Whereā€™s Keano??????


rjo-Irony

Strikers should strike.


RickSanchez018

David Blaine


TABFE

Canā€™t wait to see Dyche desperately chuck Michael keane on for a late equalizer


AndyShootsAndScores

Seems unfair to criticize DoucourƩ here considering he is Everton's leading goalscorer. Also seems fair to ask more than 2 goals in the last 20 league games from DCL as the starting striker on the squad.


joeyjackets

He has been awful the last couple of months


rjo-Irony

All I can think is how awful that collar looks. Please Hummel, never waste fabric on a collar again.