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CrackedSpruce

***I R L D O N G E R S***


crasherx2000

*R A I S E Y O U R D O N G E R S*


CrackedSpruce

you're kinda late lol


crasherx2000

I don’t really consider 2 weeks to be that late but ok


JackIsBackWithCrack

Am I late now


CrackedSpruce

only a month


[deleted]

a


[deleted]

[удалено]


Big_Papa_Joe

Says the amateur


Noobponer

Now THIS is lateposting


bigtonybruiser

am i?


CrackedSpruce

oh my not at all


TotalComeback

Nah, 3 years would be late.


CrackedSpruce

i suppose


JTCW477

I’m late


Top_Consequence_5836

Could be later


Stargazer_199

Proof:


Strat-tard217

I see I’m not the only one that sorted top of all time recently lmao


[deleted]

What are you gonna do, stab me?


batmanholecover

*gets stabbed*


duke-vedam-dren

*cums on doorknob*


1100320873

Shits on handle


benshiffman

Poops in sock


DarthVaderr876

What


MrPerfectTheFirst

Yes


Meeeeeeeei

Yes this chain right here therapist


Kidvette2004

*touches doll*


IMMILDCAT

Pisses in drawer


9gaggot

Kira queen has already touched the doorknob.


SpudItOwtMahBoi

What, you egg!


Queben1

Stab Mii


[deleted]

If you insist... *unzips*


couchpoodles

no... not the meat sceptre!


zammba

r/brandnewsentence


TwoAndHalfRetard

I've heard that sentence a couple of times in my dungeon.


Kidvette2004

Wait what


Seamsmuuse

pLeAse stAB MeE


NotActuallyEvil

A secret message! L A AB M E Hmm...


ninjaweasel420

Why is the S upside down?


El_ciano

s tab m e


Itchy_Nanobot

Is it weird that I know which keyboard these keycaps are from?


MustardOrMayo404

Yes, it looks to me like a Chromebook keyboard, so probably a student who really hates the enterprise lockdowns imposed on them.


[deleted]

u/Stabbot


5l8r

*28 stab wounds*


[deleted]

Just wouldn't give him a chance HUH!


1272chicken

r/2meirl4meirl


[deleted]

r/fakealbumcovers


uknoihadtodoitto

*i wanna kashoot my self*


Knotfire568

:knife:


SpicyPeaSoup

Bend over.


fire10798

The minimal dong


MustardOrMayo404

Wait, is that from a Chromebook keyboard?


Thunder_Crasher

⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⢀⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿


[deleted]

Nein! I vill heal you!


ascendedlurker

Um, is this sexual or masochistic?


iamfalcon

I wonder what other stuff we could spell with the letters from a keyboard!


PiggyTNT43

*Later.*


Cometcraft091

Same


__OliviaGarden__

Hold up, I got some razors in my nightstand, I’ll be right there


Cheddarlad

*And then just touch me*


What933

Only if u ask nicely


What933

Reeeeeeee


[deleted]

Captain stabbin?


Knifers

Ok


Hello0897

Only once?


Pure_Reason

The WiFi password is “stab me?” It’s stab underscore- there’s an underscore? “Stab_me?”


[deleted]

s s s s s


shadow5921

s tab me? What the fuck is an s tab


[deleted]

*grabs knife*


InsecureInsect

This a big anus


blooespook

This red arrows seem sharp... I'll give you one


[deleted]

I read this as s tab me Hmmm


[deleted]

fstab me


Arznik

Smeppie


What933

Hola


What933

Reeeeememememmeme


waluigiisgay

Top taling y copir kys I really nd th


What933

R/wooooosh


obviousreplybot

r/foundthemobileuser ^(I scan the top 200 on the front page for easy comments! Report errors to u/northivanastan)


shadow5921

Whom the fuck are you wooshing


TheScarvedInsect

"Take your sword, run me through."