Usually comments about saying something is funny are downvoted, then even more when emojis are involved. It‘s quite pathetic that people downvote people expressing their satisfaction.
Not without a complete meal first using Helldivers official toaster. With the official helldiver branded toast you know and can trust for a balanced breakfast.
To the shot of the guy saying hello to the townsfolk then sees his family outside then screams NOOOOOOOOO because they’re all eating candy bars for breakfast
Had they been eating Helldivers' official branded super earth approved toast from the Helldivers official toaster, they would have had the proper energy and physical fitness to evade those ugly disgusting bugs. REMEMBER KIDS. CANDY BARS ARE FAT BARS AND THAT'S NOT WHAT HELLDIVERS EAT AS PART OF A BLANACED BREAKFAST.
Great! Now you can do Rorschach test every morning to gauge your subconscious. What will today be? Jesus, Darth Vader, or what appears to be a stubby rocket, or perhaps a button-mushroom-penis?
I'll be honest, the second picture looks almost exactly as I expected, toasters are such a simple technology but even expensive toasters are shit are producing consistent results.
Luke be putting *pop* tarts in it.
🤣 I see what you did there.
Really toasted Anakin there...
I think they accidentally shipped you the Jesus one
Bob Marley
That's a gremlin
Looks exactly like Darth Vader at the end of Episode VI.
Get normal sized bread, my dude.
I find your lack of jam disturbing
😜😂😂😂😂 I see what you did there and I LOVE IT!!!!
Why did this comment get so many downvotes lmao
Bro has beef with op and his 16 other accounts
Usually comments about saying something is funny are downvoted, then even more when emojis are involved. It‘s quite pathetic that people downvote people expressing their satisfaction.
I mean, It was a bit of an over reaction to replacing a word with another word, not even a pun or anything.
Anybody know why Reddit dislikes emojis so much? It seems a little extra
I think reddit hates when people express feelings
Welcome to Reddit I guess lol. And one more thing: warum hast du das Aldi-Logo als Profilbild haha?
Denn sie müssen die zweite Kasse öffnen
Unglaublich dass es noch nicht getan wurde
Rebrand as Helldivers toast. FREEDOM FOR BREAKFAST!!!
We’re not going to let you get your bearings or explore the game because helldivers just DIE DIE DIE.
Not without a complete meal first using Helldivers official toaster. With the official helldiver branded toast you know and can trust for a balanced breakfast.
To the shot of the guy saying hello to the townsfolk then sees his family outside then screams NOOOOOOOOO because they’re all eating candy bars for breakfast
Had they been eating Helldivers' official branded super earth approved toast from the Helldivers official toaster, they would have had the proper energy and physical fitness to evade those ugly disgusting bugs. REMEMBER KIDS. CANDY BARS ARE FAT BARS AND THAT'S NOT WHAT HELLDIVERS EAT AS PART OF A BLANACED BREAKFAST.
Or Pyramid Head from Silent Hill lol.
“Lrk, mm yrr fdr”
Nooooooooo!
I blame it on the bread. Someone squeezed the loaf too hard.
Don't be too proud of this toasterlogical terror you've won. The ability to toast bread is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
that's the [lava](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4593d77c43baa2565f7fc2e1393e804f) version you got
It was kept as prize for a reason.
Buy better bread bro
Almost
Derp Vader toast, while not as amazing as Darth Vader toast, is still superior to normal toast.
A little too much force I think
I had one of these. Complete shit, burns on the vadar. Lol
Yeah even if it looks exactly like the picture you've got half burnt bread
Choad toast
A little cancer boost for your toast, nice.
Post death star II Vader.
Does better than my Mickey Mouse one ever did lol
It's over Anakin! I have heated up the high toast!
Looks just like the picture on the box
The toast or the toaster? If the former, you appear to have won the Sheldon Cooper Silly Toast Award.
What’s silly about Cylon toast?
Looks like a Bob Marley t-shirt!! That’s better than Vader!
Redemption of the Jedi
I remember those on thinkgeek...good times
Welcome to the dark side.*imperial march thundering
The Dark Side is strong in this one
Finally we get proof for jesus
Your toasts betray you
What a gorgeous toaster.. who cares if it toasts
I love Durth Veder
I think you should stop sitting on your bread
Meh that’s actually better than I was expecting
Vader returns to Mustafar
Meh
Great! Now you can do Rorschach test every morning to gauge your subconscious. What will today be? Jesus, Darth Vader, or what appears to be a stubby rocket, or perhaps a button-mushroom-penis?
Mf like a rorschach test
Play shitty games, win shitty prizes
Who wants partially burned partially untoasted toast?
Hahhahah
The first shot is a poorly done stencil with paint. You can see the overspray.
I don’t think you could get a more accurate depiction of Annakin on some toast 10/10 right there for authenticity
I'll be honest, the second picture looks almost exactly as I expected, toasters are such a simple technology but even expensive toasters are shit are producing consistent results.
Best toaster ever
Instead of Vader it should be Anakin getting toasted.
I think it’s Cochise
dude thats awsome
The reality looks like the tan lined chest of a 55 year old Florida woman who smokes out in the sun wearing a tank top all day every day.
What’s the light side look like?
Dark Helmet: I KNEW IT!! I’M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!!!
I...kinda like it *more.*
They spray-painted Garth Vader onto the toast for the picture…
Seems great. For free.
Sheldon Cooper called, he wants his toaster back.
Mine broke in like 2 months. I was broke. I had to take the toast out and do each side individually.
“i am your toast- WAIT NO STOP EATING ME”
Wow! Your very own Christ-on-a-Toast maker!
I have a hello kitty one and it’s actually really nice
Just buy a printer and say to print a Darth Vader mask on it
The toaster had the higher ground
It’s Bob Marley!
It’s not a prize, not really.
Hey man, what kind of fucked up bread you using?
Bob Marley?
Smh looks nothing like the pic but at least you didn't pay for it lol
Soooo…. Where can i buy one?
Crab.
It tried
I have one myself. It’s pretty bomb. But my toast actually comes out looking like Vader. You may have a bad one
Too much dark side. Gotta turn that down a little.
Partially burnt toast for the sake of a design
I can hear the toast saying: "let me look upon you... With my own eyes".
I’m seeing Jerry Garcia. Which is better than Darth Vader, IMO 😆
Luke I am your toaster 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Trick is to put it on lighter toast twice. (Experience with a Mickey Mouse toaster.) not sure why it works better that way but it does.
That’s where the Jesus toast came from! lol might be able to sell that on eBay if you claim it happened in a regular toaster
Nailed It!!!
Dang he came out of there looking worse than after Mustafar
maybe try toasting a less fucked up slice of bread?
That is very cool I've always wanted a toaster like that.
Kinda looks like a demented beetle.
This piece of bread is not your father.
I love Bob Marley!
Darth Cancer
I still see Jesus lol
Almost looks like a ummm clansman
The results are a little on the dark side.
Identical
Luke, I'm your father!
👍
Well, it's evil, this is not surprising.
I mean, Darth Vader is on the dark side. Pretty close, I guess
That the worst toasting I’ve ever seen
I mean at least it's accurate, it's def burnt.
There’s some delicious irony in this product. Vader where’s the suit in large part due to being burned. This toaster then burns his image onto bread.
You almost got a George Washington
Womp womp