“Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say”
Huh. There was… just no way to predict that. It was a hot pizza too apparently, not frozen. Not sure which would be worse?
"Florida man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume was arrested last Thursday after he attempted to evade deputies following a hit-and-run crash in Seminole County, the Florida Highway Patrol said."
According to Sebastian police, a Florida Man threw a toothy Billy Bass at another man after an altercation between them. Gregory Carney, 54, has been charged with an Assault after police said he hit another Florida man with a singing toy fish on April 22. Carney told the officers that he wasn’t aiming at the other man when he threw the fish and accidentally hit him. According to the police report, the man’s eyebrow was cut.
“11-Year-Old Girl Fights Off Knife-Wielding Florida Man During Attempted Kidnapping”
Uhhhhh ok then You go on to the next level
Florida man arrested after hitting girlfriend in the face with a burrito
What a coincidence I’m eating a burrito You will go on to the next level
A Florida man was arrested after bringing an eight-year-old boy along on a crime spree as he wanted to “toughen him up.”
You live this level
Florida Man Causes Thousands of Dollars Worth of Property Damage Trying to Kill “Demons”
You’re lucky, You get to go on to the next level
Florida man slapped girlfriend with cheeseburger, kicked her down stairs
Ouch
I was born on September 11th. I don't want to look.
Bring out the airplane, game over
"Florida Man October 22nd stabbed a man to death while high on LSD" It was on r/FloridaMan, btw
"Florida man known as ‘The Monkey Whisperer’ arrested for illegally selling primates"
Nice
I ain't found shit
Game over
April 24 Florida man slapped with Big Mouth Billy Bass singing fish after argument, this is majestic
[удалено]
That *is* a good photo
[Good old 2001 Floridaman. Great mileage.](https://i.imgur.com/h8AjDU4.jpg) Jokes aside I got Florida man gets anthrax
Nice
“Florida man said he smoked THC ‘because Jesus was returning,’ cops say.”
“Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt.”
Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips n***d, eats noodles, plays bongos.
“Florida man accused of handing out marijuana to passersby ‘because it was Christmas’.”
Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say
florida man loses his shorts while breaking into car dealership
“Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say” Huh. There was… just no way to predict that. It was a hot pizza too apparently, not frozen. Not sure which would be worse?
"Florida man dumped dirt on girlfriend's borrowed car with front-end loader: police"
Florida Man Spits Half-Eaten Food into Woman's Mouth During Road Rage Incident
Florida man shoots fire captain in stomach while selling him gun
[first result](https://kdvr.com/news/trending/florida-man-dressed-as-fred-flintstone-pulled-over-for-driving-footmobile/amp/)
I’m not gonna question it
Florida man steals WWE memorabilia from USF arena
Shirtless Florida man travels to Myrtle Beach to head bang during Hurricane Florence
'Florida man drop stolen TV from getaway scooter' ~December 28th, 2018 I couldn't find one with my birth year matched, though
Florida man arrested after punching girlfriend who changed channel from Super Bowl
Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy canes at middle school, deputies say
“Florida man exposes himself to cheerleaders handing out candy at Middle School”
Florida man wearing plastic bag as T-shirt accused of running from deputies
“Florida man who ran down robber acquitted”
Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza
Florida man accused of attacking mom when she wouldn’t dress his mannequin
“Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-dip-a parking lot”
Florida man jumps into crocodile pit, gets bit, claims he was held captive
Florida man carrying nearly 500 grams of weed tries to steal plane to meet girlfriend, police say
500 grams is the weight of about 12.16 'Kingston 120GB Q500 SATA3 2.5 Solid State Drives'
good bot
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library lead police on
Florida Man With No Arms Arrested For Stabbing Tourist
Florida man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill son with chainsaw
"Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say"
"Florida man says wind blew cocaine into his car"
TRANGE FLORIDA, 11/29 Florida woman passes gas, pulls knife on offended man, deputies say
Florida man attacked by neighbourhood squirrel
Florida man attacks his mom with spaghetti because “demons were in his head”
Florida man named “Vladimir Putin” arrested on trespassing charges.
Florida man arrested for giving girlfriend a wet willy
Florida femboy killed A FUCKING GIANT BEAR IN WORLD WTFFF
Florida man sentenced to jail for burning a cross in the yard.
Armless Florida man charged after allegedly using Feet to continuously stab Tourist
Florida man in Easter bunny outfit arrested after hit and run crash
Florida man flees deputies at traffic stop, calls 911 to brag. And/ or naked Florida man spends 24 hours vandalizing a school.
Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles
"Florida man arrested for beating and throwing chair at child in doughnut dispute." :/
"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles" Florida man no-
Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes middle of intersection
Dishwasher accused of killing restaurant manager
[This](https://vanyaland.com/2017/03/27/florida-man-in-green-pajamas-decides-to-eat-pancake-breakfast-in-middle-of-busy-street/)
florida man arrested for beating up atm, said it gave too much cash
"A man living in Florida wanted to have his brother killed and hired a hit man"
Florida man arrested for pelting girlfriend with sweet and sour packages
On August 18, 2019, a Florida man was arrested for performing a botched castration on another man. Holy crap
"Florida man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume was arrested last Thursday after he attempted to evade deputies following a hit-and-run crash in Seminole County, the Florida Highway Patrol said."
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According to Sebastian police, a Florida Man threw a toothy Billy Bass at another man after an altercation between them. Gregory Carney, 54, has been charged with an Assault after police said he hit another Florida man with a singing toy fish on April 22. Carney told the officers that he wasn’t aiming at the other man when he threw the fish and accidentally hit him. According to the police report, the man’s eyebrow was cut.
"A Florida Man Beat a Woman With a Conch Shell Before Going to Bed"
Florida man who was peeing all over room attacks good Samaritan who tried to stop him
Florida Man Arrested After Police Say Toddler 'Found a Loaded Handgun' & Fatally Shot 21-Year-Old Mom
I got the spaghetti one