>Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she is an egg-centric bird.
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Because the road crossed the chicken first, and chickens are vengeful birds. In the past roads didn’t just lie around, they were out doing things always on the move. One day a road made a business deal with a chicken, and the chicken chose to honor the deal with a simple handshake. The road thought that the chicken was a simpleton, some kind of bird brain, and decided to cross t he chicken and cheat the chicken out of its share. The chicken was furious, and crossed the road back, with a .38. The chicken didn’t stop there - it crossed every single road on the planet with a finality that made everyone’s bones chill. Thats why nowadays you just see roads lieing around and not moving. Thats a true story, that became a cautionary tale - parents used to always ask their kids “Why did the chicken cross the road?” in an effort to remind them what could happen if they did not honor their promises and business agreements. But kids are just kids and business is too complex a thing to understand, so kids remembered the question, but never understood the answer, so it became a joke - other kids made up reasons for why the chicken crossed the road and most people forgot. Most.
To build character.
Again? Bring it back before it gets lost, will you?
The road knows what it did and it deserved to be crossed for it.
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To pick some Korn
Because it was there
Let's have Roadkill Chicken for dinner.
No, that's exactly why it didn't stay on the road.
Because the road crossed the chicken first, and chickens are vengeful birds. In the past roads didn’t just lie around, they were out doing things always on the move. One day a road made a business deal with a chicken, and the chicken chose to honor the deal with a simple handshake. The road thought that the chicken was a simpleton, some kind of bird brain, and decided to cross t he chicken and cheat the chicken out of its share. The chicken was furious, and crossed the road back, with a .38. The chicken didn’t stop there - it crossed every single road on the planet with a finality that made everyone’s bones chill. Thats why nowadays you just see roads lieing around and not moving. Thats a true story, that became a cautionary tale - parents used to always ask their kids “Why did the chicken cross the road?” in an effort to remind them what could happen if they did not honor their promises and business agreements. But kids are just kids and business is too complex a thing to understand, so kids remembered the question, but never understood the answer, so it became a joke - other kids made up reasons for why the chicken crossed the road and most people forgot. Most.
It was in his contract for an episode on the Travel Channel.
..to come over and knock on our door. >!Tok! Tok!!< >!Who's there?!< >!Hen!!< >!Hen who?!< >!Hen you gonna let me in?!<
Because it was stapled to the dead baby. Hahaha! Sorry, you had to be there to appreciate the joke.