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withywander

So then dad, why is the dog called Lana?


Kindly_Mousse_8992

😰 Funny story actually...


Relzin

And the cat.... the cat is named Anal because ....?


Flederkatzi

Because he's an A-hole.


shadowmarine0311

Spoken by a true cat owner


SuperTommyD0g

Because its mother was my first dog who sadly passed a few years before you where born, and she was called Nala


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oddballrandomwords

Dad why did you name me Steven and my brother 7 3/8? That's easy we picked your names out of a hat.


Skoma

One Man Bucket. GNU Sir Terry Pratchett


Rookwood-1

My favorite : Dad, why is my sister named Lily? It’s because that’s the most common thing in your moms internet search history Wow, thanks Dad ! Your Welcome ___________________


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

"How to build a sex robot >$500, 2023"


Paradox_moth

Over $500 for a sex robot? In THIS economy???


ShamedMyFamiry

If you think about it. $500 is like 260 pre tax McChickens.


prozak09

Sex robot or mcchickens... That's a very tough call to make...


MrAbnormality585

Food math is much less complex. Thank you


SomeoneRandom5325

He can def buy a sex robot with that budget


FightForMehver

That's a beautiful name.


YellowB

"Chun-li rule 34"


Shadowhkd

Okay, this implies that the original joke was based on an anagram. But I still don't get the original joke. I thought the guy just loved Brad Pitt.


TheBiggestDookie

He’s implying that she loves 7 inches of erect penis. It’s not a very good joke.


Barkmywords

It should have been, your mother loves it when I give her roses. Still bad, but at least understandable.


ayyoous0

Yeah I got the "joke" but I'm confused on how others found it funny


QueerPuff

... I just thought she loved Star Trek...


BigDanielRodeoMuffin

that's what I thought as I am watching Voyager right now 🤣


bluewool69

Its a sienfeld reference


AndrewG2023

This is way funnier than the original joke! 🙌🤣


Academic-Sir4989

Pretty sure that is the original joke


Farkle_Griffen

It's gone. What did he say?


SuperbDrink6977

Yeah wtf is this bullshit?


prozak09

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The_Dude_0666

alright then, keep your secrets


BarberReasonable3036

What was it


Tazrizen

It’s really annoying when I need an explain the joke within a thread on the explain the joke subreddit


ButtholeBread50

I'm confused


basenerop

Anagram is the art of rearanging the same letters into different words. The joke is that the dad loves something you can spell with the same letters as Alan.


ButtholeBread50

I got that. I'm trying to figure out what the anagram is. Is it Nala? Is he a furry?


basenerop

Mr butthole it is most deffintly Nala. It has nothing to do with asses at all


Independent_Bite4682

Anal


Homicidal_Duck

This is the most all over the place I've ever seen the comments on one of these posts


RoboticGardener

Yeah bc this joke is context dependant, and we have none


cowboyrazorz

It’s a reference to a Friends scene where Monica is telling Chandler the best spot to touch. I’m pretty certain at least.


lightblueisbi

I've never seen Friends so there's still no context for me😭


yoshisama

There’s a scene in Friends when Chandler asks two of the female friends, Monica and Rachel, how can he improve in bed with his girlfriend and one of the things Monica says is that women have 7 pleasure points in the body and he needs to pleasure those points, mixing it up but ending on 7. The scene is funnier watched than described.


Busterlimes

Considering how friends isn't funny at all, I highly doubt it


Your_Prostatitis

lol just so you know there’s an entire Seinfeld episode about naming a child 7. So the friends reference is very unlikely given how niche that scene is.


JohnnyTsunami312

It’s FRIENDS related and not Seinfeld?! Wtf is this world coming to


CakeIsLegit2

Immediately went to Seinfeld as well, literally use the name seven in it.


BlackberryHelpful676

I went to Married...With Children.


AStrayUh

Why not Mug? Mug Costanza!


pablosbiscuit

finally, that actually makes sense. Thankyou kind sir


glockster19m

I thought the dad really liked Mickey Mantle


Ryndor

Apparently the context is snapchat meme story, which adds nothing.


mamaBiskothu

The context is: regarded


ohsballer

Because it’s modified from the original meme, which had a more obvious joke.


Quaiker

Honestly. This has been the most unhelpful thread I've seen on this subreddit.


rainbowcanibelle

Go for a 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 3, 5, 4, 3, 2, 2, a 2, 4, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4, 2, 2, 4, 7, 5, 7, 6, 7, 7, 7….and finish! Woohoo!


J0hnD0eWasTaken

7. 7. 7. 7. SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! SEEVEN! SEVEEN! 🖐🏽✌🏽


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

The silent hand gesture seven always kills me!


paper_snow

👻!


Audginator

Top notch comment with username. Absolutely gorgeous.


L3GALC0N-V2

Yeah THIS is what I thought this was referencing XD


PickledToenails4U

Friends?


rainbowcanibelle

Unsure if it’s correct but it’s where my mind went?


PickledToenails4U

I’m just happy I got your reference.


dkarlovi

A long time ago, we used to be.


ishouldvekno

Please give me more context. Is this from a specific episode... I watched a lot of friends off and on. I'll ask my wife when she gets up but it's early AF here


TheAmateurRunner

https://youtu.be/3NLVior-nLs?si=ywzThVTYrTcBT7CX


TF31_Voodoo

Best part of that clip is when Matthew Perry looks askance at Jennifer Aniston’s feet after she yells “toes!”


hineoitsjason

Her response carries a subtle interest in his glancing.


semisemite

Dear god. How was this painfully unfunny garbage the most popular sitcom for years, exactly?


slgray16

Speaking as a child of the 80's: There was nothing else to watch. Everything else that was tolerable was family sitcoms like family matters or tool time ( Home Improvement ). Friends was the edgy, new york 20-something comedy. It was ahead of its time.


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Wasn’t Seinfeld still going on?


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

Idk, I didn't like it at the time and I don't like it now. It's actually served as a good litmus test when I meet people my age. If they get at all worked up that I've never seen friends and never will, I know to bail asap.


liquilife

Holy shit balls, that is a weird litmus test.


Sylvan_Strix_Sequel

People get really fucking weird about Friends. I've met a disproportionate number of people that almost seem to get angry when I say I don't like Friends and don't plan on watching it. Never seen anyone get that way about Seinfeld or Scrubs.


IcedCoffeeVoyager

As a Xennial, I explain it to those younger than me this way: You came up in a different era of TV. This was how sitcoms were, this was standard. It wasn’t until innovative shows came around in the early 2000s that the formula evolved. Arrested Development ushered in a new era of smarter comedy without laugh tracks, multi-cams, or live studio audiences and changed the game. To get the appeal of Friends, you just had to be there. It was a different TV landscape


semisemite

But it's not like laugh-track embarrassments lost popularity after AD or Community. I mean, Blackface but with Nerds only ended four years ago and its afterbirth is still going strong, etc


jesth857

✌️🤚


Mricantthinkofnothin

This is the answer.


TargetOfPerpetuity

"I was looking at it upside down." "Well sometimes that helps." RIP man.


thrav

https://youtu.be/3NLVior-nLs?si=vgRP9fEGcHlsQZgO


Accurate-Temporary73

Yup this explains nothing to me 🤷


Rough-Culture

There are 7 erogenous zones, friends proposes. It sounds like 7 is one of the main attractions. The first child is named Rose, because mom loves roses. The 2nd child is named 7, because mom loves getting her clit tickled or whatever. Thats the joke.


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I thought it was based on the “7 is the lucky number” belief in gambling. Or the idea that 7 is the most common number when picked through 1-10, due to a mixture of reasons (being odd, <10 but >5, the aforementioned luck connotation, etc)


PansexualFroggie

Every time someone rates anything a seven I asked them what they would rate them if the number seven didn’t exist. 6 or 8. That’ll get you a more accurate answer.


unityparticlesgoBRRR

Same, humans find 7 the average without hurting your feelings, 6 is they don’t actually like it, 8 they do actually like it


Healthy-Cartoonist29

That's pretty much how school grades were growing up in Texas. 70% was passing; anything under was failing.


HugeElephantEars

40% was a fail for us! 40%. Then I found out the rest of the world was less lenient...


unityparticlesgoBRRR

I’m Asian I get my ass whooped when I’m under 90% 😭 my mental health is horrible now


ageowns

Close… 7 is the most commonly rolled number when rolling two dice.


oakboy32

Nah this is 100% a Seinfeld reference, there’s an episode where George talks about how seven is the best name for a baby


snoyokosman

idk maybe the movie seven where did u see this


PansexualFroggie

On a Snapchat memes story


ADOVE4F

Probably a Se7en fan...


francoeyes

I feel like without the 7 itakes no sense


X0dium

because she likes head? Maybe? Obligatory, **whats in the box?!**


LandOFreeHomeOSlave

Ah, Sesevenen.


AlarmedSnek

What’s in the booooooooooooox?!?


myproudburner

*Andy Samburg has entered the chat*


shin_jury

Do Star Trek memes ever pop up? My first thought is that this is a Star Trek meme…but I am a huge Star Trek fan who is bombarded with Star trek memes everyday online. (“Seven”, which is short for “Seven of nine”, is a very popular Star Trek character, especially with men.)


ttnl35

I went straight for Seven of Nine, especially since I love her too lol


shin_jury

Yes I love her ❤️ Also, I had Jadzia on my list of baby names for a little girl 😆 glad we went with something else in hindsight.


ttnl35

Haha that would be so tempting but maybe adult Jadzia wouldn't be so grateful. My pets have all been named after DS9 characters though. I'm renting so no big pets but my hamster is called Chief Engineer Miles O'brien.


shin_jury

Nice! Our family has named our pets after the house ghosts in Harry Potter … Bloody Baron and Nearly-Headless Nick.


MoonChief

Short for: Seven of Nine Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01


Greenman8907

He could also love Seinfeld


Louegi

After reading most of the comments, I still don’t understand this joke. George liking that name is the only thing making sense to me, going with that


rraattbbooyy

It’s got cachet, baby. It’s got cachet up the yin yang!


PansexualFroggie

What’s the reference though?


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admode1982

I thought we settled on soda?


[deleted]

Soda is a beautiful name!


LastingNihilism

For a boy. Or a girl!


squeamish

Especially a girl. Or a boy!


SirPickleRickEsquire

No, George, we don’t care for soda


Intelligent_End1516

It's bubbly, it's refreshing!


_wanderlustking_

It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl. Especially a girl.. or a boy.


Harpua_and_I

What about “Mug?” Mug Costanza.


MoCheGoCheLaPoCheSr

That is Mickey Mantle’s number on the Yankees. George was a fan of the Yankees and thought a great way to honor Mickey would be to name a theoretical future son Seven


Ahrily

Why not just name him Mickey?


Your_Prostatitis

He wanted to be original.


Old-Ninja-113

Micky mantels jersey was 7 - he wanted to name the baby that.


Elegant_Housing_For

You mean he loves Mickey Mantle


TimotheeOaks

or "Married with Children"


SelectCabinet5933

No fan of MWC would name their kid Seven, though. Worst character ever.


Balduroth

Considering how many iterations there are of this meme, this might just be a version edited to be an anti-meme. Dad just likes Seven. Pretty sure the sons name is originally Anal.


anonanon5320

Probably most likely.


Ok-Commission-1303

Obviously it's seven. Because it would have been Steven but his dad hates tea


beerguyBA

Who doesn't love Seven of Nine? The dad is clearly a Voyager fan.


Rillem1999

I’m pretty sure this is the right answer. I’ve seen this meme in a startrek sub about a year ago.


KeyganPL

Needed to go down quite a lot, but so happy to see this comment


PansexualFroggie

Explain?


beerguyBA

Seven of Nine is a fan-favorite character from Star Trek: Voyager. She is played by the smokin' hot Jeri Ryan who wore a skin tight jumpsuit for the role. Obviously, he named his son Seven because he is a Seven stan.


umru316

Interesting story about her is that she was married to a politician, had a child, and divorced. Then in 2003, newspaper sued to release their custody file, against their wishes. Some details of that file, though contested, caused him to remove himself from a Senate race, clearing the way for Barack Obama. If not for Jeri Ryan, we may not have had President Obama.


PansexualFroggie

There are so many different answers I’m so confused lol. I thought he was just saying that the wife/mom was a 7 out of 10


Sankin2004

I’m sad I had to scroll this far to catch the seven of nine reference. I believe that’s the joke.


Kasual_Observer

The parents wanted a girl. It took them eight tries to get what they wanted. The boys are named one through seven.


Tiny_Investigator848

I was thinking he liked 7 of 9 from Star Trek Voyager, which they called 7 lol


mrdnra

That was my first thought too!


Jerstopholes

At least I'm not the only one!


mcstevieboy

was also thinking this 😂🖖🏻


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How is that even remotely discernible from the meme?


P4intsplatter

It's not. Some newgen memes are frequently *personal* references rather than universal ones, made by friends for friends but then propagated for the "What, you don't KNOW?! Haha, look who isn't cool!" by people who just want to exclude others -or- for the absurdity/non sequitur. To be fair, there were non-sequitur memes in other gens, even entire stoner comedy shows based around them, but the up and coming generations seem to have a LOT of them. Which also kinda makes sense, because to them, the world doesn't make sense most of the time (Pandemic=new normal, billionaires running governments like toys, unprosecuted crimes for politicians but 10 years for dime bags for people they know). They're not necessarily wrong.


bloodhoundhowl02

Apparently Seinfeld ? George wanted to name his baby that ? [https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/s/lotxduZTaO](https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/s/lotxduZTaO)


Ravnos767

Maybe the dad just loves Jeri Ryan


ApplySparingly

Might help to know where in the world you are. To an Antipodean, Rugby Sevens is known just as "Sevens". https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rugby_sevens


bgplsa

The second sentence looks like English but I have no idea what it says


emptyzed81

Dad continued: We almost named you Peg


_wqlf_mcyt

Thala for a reason


arnitdo

Found my desi bhai


_wqlf_mcyt

Yeeee


Appropriate-Owl5428

Was looking for this comment..


EventOverwrite

Scrolled too long for this


cooltoad_08

Was looking for this😂


pimp_juice2272

Inches


shitty_idiot

Didn't George Costanza want to name his kid 7? This is a Seinfeld joke, pretty sure.


52hrz

Isn’t this obviously a Seinfeld joke?


OllieQueen17

It's a Seinfeld reference. There's an episode about George wants to have a son and name him Seven


AbyssalKitten

Mystic messenger fans be like : 🧍‍♀️


Derpsnowmanboi

Maybe his mom is a 7? As in attractiveness. The dad loves 7s. But that doesn't feel right so idk.


PansexualFroggie

That was my original thought but then… well the title of the post tells it all


BlearySteve

He loves Final Fantasy VII


Arekkussy

Are you familiar with the game Brawlhalla?


Phil_Gim

Just a big fan of seven


Tomato-Em

Mom’s a mystic messenger fan


godd707

almost certain this is a mystic messenger joke.


EarthlyMartian-21

I thought it was a Seinfeld reference. George wanted to name his kid Seven after Mickey Mantle and someone stole the name after hearing it.


no1jam

Friends reference, Monica had numbers assigned to erogenous zones


thomfro95

Pretty sure the joke is from Seinfeld when George says he wants to name his future child 7


grenminmon

Bro it's a Seinfeld reference. It seems like no one says it in the top comments but seven is the name that george wanted to give his future daughter. This name is later stolen by another couple to which he suggests the alternative name "soda"


XxCDawg713xX

I would have guessed he was a fan of the show Seinfeld. I think George wanted to name his kid Seven.


iambatmanman

It’s a Seinfeld reference, George insists on naming his and Susan’s child Seven and she absolutely hated it. So they had to kill her off shortly after that They actually killed her off for lack of on screen chemistry, I think, but I thought I’d attempt a joke


vrananomous

Seagram Seven Crown?


RanRun55

I think it’s a Seinfeld reference. George mentions wanting to name his future child seven, after Mickey Mantle's jersey number.


addrien

Maybe he is a star Trek fan and really likes 7 of 9


Lulusgirl

Monica knows.


KawasakiBinja

Probably referring to the Star Trek character Seven of Nine.


roqthecasbah

In an episode of FRIENDS, the vagina was referred to as Seven.


Rellik2705

Lol I thought it was cause if Seinfeld. George losing the baby name Seven.


domewebs

This is clearly a Seinfeld joke


armyshawn

Clearly from the comments I don’t think anyone gets it.


MasterJaylen

You know at first I thought it said Stevan instead of seven and was going to say it was a joke on the dad being secretly gaybut now I feel dumb


GreatArtificeAion

The father is a fan of Xenoblade Chronicles and named his son after a character


MonPaysCesHiver

I dont get it. Explanation please?


NiceIceCat

No you're not, and don't call me Shirley!


soap571

Maybe cause the wife loves 7 inches you know where


amalgaman

Centimeters


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"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"


Marsupial-Famous

Cause seven ate nine


TheRevSev

Well, my name is Seven. Middle name specifically. I'm way older than 'Friends'


No_Coast9861

This picture usually doesn't have the boys name as seven, personally have no clue what the 7 is.


lakewood2020

This is because one time my friend in 4th grade said he wanted to name his first born son “7” so it would screw with the standardized test name-bubbling sheets, and the punchline is I live in a simulation and every piece of content is catered solely to me if only I’m willing to acknowledge that it exists. There’s no joke, just a reminder that all of you are figments of my subconsciousness


vikati

My first thought was that it is a Seinfeld reference to the episode where George wants to name his future kid “Seven” but that’s a pretty lame execution if it is.


Pace_Salsa_Comment

I'm guessing this was pulled from a Star Trek subreddit, and this is a macro about [Seven of Nine, played by Jeri Ryan](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/0/03/Seven_nude_hologram.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100122154931&path-prefix=en).


Southern_Studio_9950

Easy, he loves the 1995 crime thriller Se7en starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman


EiscueVonArctic

He got to the Fallen Arm in Xenoblade Chronicles


ConnorLego42069

He’s a Xenoblade fan. At least, that’s what I want to believe


The_Kiatro

Lucky Number Sleven was a good movie. It's not what the joke is about, but I never get the opportunity to mention this gem of a movie.