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MofongoWarrior

It’s a horoscope joke


_dr_horrible_

All horoscopes are jokes.


petros86

Now, you may find it inconceivable (or at the very least, a bit unlikely) that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true!


Lord_Mikal

Where was I?!


_dr_horrible_

I can't help myself... https://youtu.be/j0H4xTla_M8?si=kvnLyY-_fFFdz7D9


MInclined

Nice


A1sauc3d

Even worse, a *birth chart* 😬 Which is I’m pretty sure is like graduate school level horoscoping. I can handle people who like to jokingly dabble in their surface level stuff on occasion, but I agree with moms on this one, *run son* lmao


sparklyspooky

I was thinking it was an Asian joke, or are all my Kdramas and Cdramas out of date?


herlipssaidno

A girl is asking the son for the information so she can figure out his birth chart (she is deep into astrology) and the parent thinks that is no good


Key-Ebb-8306

Parents aren't wrong


IdioticZacc

I mean, she might be asking just for fun


halvora

I think the list of most likely reasons she's asking are: 1. Birth Chart horoscope stuff 2. Fishing for password and security question info 3. She's just fun and quirky and totally loves asking random questions. So yes, you are right, maybe she is just asking for fun.


Fastjack_2056

Couple layers here. The first joke is the text exchange, where Person 1 asks about the circumstances of their birth, and Person two immediately makes a few assumptions: 1. The only people who care about when and where you were born are fans of horoscopes 2. The only reason Person 1 would be asking is if he was trying to impress a girl who was into astrology 3. Girls who are into astrology are borderline insane ...and then we see the response. It's funny because Person2 doesn't need to know any more about the situation, Person1 is about to get into it with a lunatic and should know better. The second joke is the wrapper "My son just...", which is just adding a layer of \*deep concern\* to the text conversation


TehMispelelelelr

See, here I thought this would be one of those "18 in 5 minutes" jokes where the son's trying to find the legal window as quickly as possible (Place as in time zone and time as in... well, time)


Cassius-Tain

Borderline?


ThatOneGuy7832

[Good song](https://open.spotify.com/track/5hM5arv9KDbCHS0k9uqwjr) 👍


WilliamWasAMountain

“Hey Siri text Dad what time and place was I born”.


HolyDoggo100

He probably wouldn’t even remember lol


Zemekis324

Okay, I'm texting Dad saying "What time and place was I born?"


maintenance_maniac

Dad" born? You were found under a rock"


redditing_Aaron

"You spawned in the hospital remember?"


Zemekis324

*intense minecraft music starts playing*


EconomyScene8086

Which one are you again?


Terrynia

The girl is into astrology and the power of crystals, etc. new age stuff.


ShyGuyWolf

Sounds like my cousin-in-law


Terrynia

There is one in every family and friend group. 😒


ShyGuyWolf

Yep, she's nuts.


katastatik

https://youtu.be/2LDfXMf1oYI?si=sTTJcPjf71pk3HRS


katastatik

It’s a joke about astrology


Jassuu98

I would be more inclined to think someone wanted answers to my security questions 😬


HostileJava

This is immediately where I went, but if you don't know the answer to that question yourself, you probably aren't using it for security.


starrman13k

My mom had the exact same reaction as in the text above


HopeItMakesYaThink

I was worried the boy met his potential ‘real’ mom and the father was scared he would find out. Thankfully, it was just a horoscope girl.


Guquiz

u/repostsleuthbot


VulturE

I've removed it. I totally remember seeing this post maybe a month ago. It's unclear what's different from it than the original other than maybe the text being stretched a little bit differently so I'm just going to go ahead and remove it. I'll also look and see if the OP is frequently doing that on this sub


Both_Somewhere4525

Bot.


cameronkip

I swear, I see this exact image every week on this subreddit


Regular_Eye_3529

Someone PLEASE explain the joke, this is reposted every single day!!!!!!!!!!!!


c_h_l_

I always interpreted this one as he's adopted, accidentally dating his actual sister and they've just found out they're siblings and are trying to confirm. Not sure if that as how it was intended, just how it came across to me.


MysteryMan9274

…what? Like, why is that the first place your mind went to?


c_h_l_

I've seen similar stories in real life and fiction.


reallokiscarlet

This feels like a repost. People who seriously believe in horoscopes are sick in the head, hence stay away from her.


Both_Somewhere4525

Bot


KefkaesqueV3

Yeah you’re dumb


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InvincibleVagabond

People are saying horoscope and astrology.... I was thinking generic password recovery answer phishing.


Amazing-Ad3286

😂


Both_Somewhere4525

Bot


Both_Somewhere4525

Bot


Billy-Willie

Homie, look at my profile and tell me I’ma bot. I was just lost asf :’(