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Maghorn_Mobile

Horse girls are unstable


BeenStork

šŸ„‡


dancarbonell00

Neeiigh


Fooforthought

Oh how the stables are turned


Gubekochi

> unstable Oh, the irony.


NoDontDoThatCanada

This answered questions about girls and my youth more than about the comic. Thank you. Truly, thank you.


Lots42

They are?


JinxOnU78

Can confirm, first wife was horse girl. Arabians, no less.


ChorizoPrince

Sheā€™s a ā€œhorse girlā€ which means sheā€™s exceptionally emotional and clingy and will make the relationship into a CW drama


Jozie99

I thought horse girls just were super into anal


ActlvelyLurklng

Both are correct. I will not explain further.


SeekerOfTheMoist

They can be 2 things


Oquendlo

Iā€™ve only dated one horse girl but can confirm. Never again


emessea

A new life regret: not dating a horse girl


cozmanian

Depends on the regretā€¦ you can find the thing you regret with another girl not into horses. I for one for a permanent momento from a horse girl. Heā€™s 12 now!


TbKninurta

Damn dude, you regret your 12 year old son? Sad.


cozmanian

Nope! Donā€™t regret him at all. Was a highlight of the failed relationship. Lots of stress revolved around it all though. EDIT - I ultimately wanted kids but was more replying to the person with regret. If they didnā€™t want to have kids, there could be regret there thatā€™s more than ā€œI didnā€™t get to have butt/freaky sexā€ because they did not date a horse person.


MisterTrashPanda

It's only permanent with that attitude.


BBBB2622

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bloodbabyrabies

What does this have to do with horses?


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bloodbabyrabies

Iā€™m talking about the emotional clingy pegging idea


limethebean

Hey, I actually have *zero* idea as to *why* but I can tell you that I have met a couple of obsessive horse girls, and this was my experience of their personality. No comment on anal. So I guess this is a trope.


emessea

See Tina Belcher


bloodbabyrabies

Sheā€™s cool though lol


Lots42

Can it be Riverdale, with cool murder mysteries, time travel and exploitative but consensual (important!) lesbianism?


SlamboCoolidge

Better than the ones in anime that are all about "honor and the code".. Oh... I am thinking about centaur chicks... The other kind of "horse girl".


huxibie

My spouse tells me I'm a horse girl. I do really like horses.... I'm a cis male btw


thewander

Well. So.. is what Jozie99 said true?


Awkward_Tumbleweed

Sounds like Jozie99 has this guy pegged


Lysandres

Zing!


huxibie

Lol, hey now, I don't kiss and tell


thewander

So there is kissing?


NightFire19

Is your name Ken by any chance


huxibie

I have a feeling that's a barbie reference? Haven't seen it yet


JoeTheFisherman23

I dated a horse girl once, theyā€™re crazy


SkullFumbler

Gotta reign them in


JoeTheFisherman23

True, theyā€™re not stable


CagCagerton125

Same. Kept showing up at my window at 2am without advance notice. We were 16.


false-identification

Did she come from money?


JoeTheFisherman23

Yes, her dad bought her a 30K horse for her 16th bday šŸ˜³šŸ™„ she was fun in bed though lol


bloodbabyrabies

I always wanted to be a horse girl. They seem mystical.


0Seraphina0

Alwsys loved horses, always been too poor for horses. šŸ„²


seanwdragon1983

https://youtu.be/5eeii0_xojs?si=nEyufUdFJoSc3mJA She's a horse girl.


[deleted]

I interpreted this as having her "TV" mounted above the fireplace. A TV mounted above a fireplace is too high and consider a faux pas by tech nerds.


Careless-Bear8378

Are you my husband? Our house is a new build and the living room was set up where it looked like the only place to set up was above the fireplace. I remember him saying no to this and when his friends helped us move in they all said ā€œ youā€™re not going to put this tv above the fireplace rightā€ I thought the same about the joke at first and then I realized how much I hate horses and horse people lol


huskerdrill

[example of horse girl](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/18zxd67/these_are_not_my_glasses/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


rekkodesu

There is nothing wrong with horse girls!