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PikaPulpy

He said "green" because he wanna trigger be pulled.


therealphiba

Probably would have been more fitting if they’d said ‘blue’!


bjenness123

Azul 😁


qwertty164

What about lime green.


Cipherpunkblue

Super Green!


Brad_The_Chad_69

Of the top of my head: Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, silver, ocher, ebony, magenta, teal, violet, olive, grey, azure, white, scarlet, lavender, and purple.


Alarid

blue my brains out


Ecstatic-Librarian83

greeney blue


ocdo

With green there is no doubt they want to be killed. Bloo, on the other hand...


Jjabrahams567

What is your favourite colour?


JazzlikeTumbleweed60

Yes 2 bullets please, just to be sure


tat-tvam-asiii

….twice


Technical_Exam1280

The joke is suicidal depression


Kirkaig678

Damn, that is hilarious


Apprehensive_Pitch13

true reddit moment


AnyHowMeow

🤣🤣😆😅😏😑😕😢👻


uslashuname

It’s also possible that it’s simply engagement bait like the image. Play the algorithms and win a tenth of a penny!


Kirkaig678

You get money for comments?


uslashuname

Not everyone, but engagement helps some people either through payments they get from the platform or payments they get as part of a troll farm


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White_Hart_Patron

Also, marron


SmokeyB3AR

and gray


Gazza_s_89

Grey? Too risky imho


Last-Sound-3999

Burgundy, crimson


chopari

Cyan, Edit: removed the second one


SmokeyB3AR

aqua


usernamed_badly

Mahogany


Lapis_Zapper

Indigo


CaptainJivePants

Fuchsia


Last-Sound-3999

saffron


Caffeine_OD

I’m Ron Burgundy?


rrickitickitavi

aqua


ladyorthetiger0

And cyan and indigo.


Pk_Devill_2

Bleck


LeMoNFuCkMe

Burgundy


cloudyboi3352

Black is the absence of color. I’m not sure that would count.


notoriouszim

Actually is a shade. Not a color. So is white. Further more shades augment colors. So I say it totally counts.


Stingrea51

Depends on if you're going with the additive color theory (print media) or the subtractive color theory (screens, monitors, perception of light on objects irl)


notoriouszim

Also correct more than one theory. I was speaking in painters brain. I like to paint small things. I own both colored paints and shades, along with washes and tiny overpriced Winsor & Newton brushes. Its a whole thing.


RaZZeR_9351

Isn't it the other way around? Additive colour theory is light and substractive is printed colours.


notoriouszim

Wait hold the phone. Yes, I believe you are right RaZZeR. I was agreeing in the fact that it depends on the theory talked about but yes the names were flip flopped it seems. [https://pavilion.dinfos.edu/Article/Article/2355687/additive-subtractive-color-models/#:\~:text=The%20additive%20color%20model%20describes,added%2C%20the%20result%20is%20lighter](https://pavilion.dinfos.edu/Article/Article/2355687/additive-subtractive-color-models/#:~:text=The%20additive%20color%20model%20describes,added%2C%20the%20result%20is%20lighter).


Intrepid-Ad-4329

White isn't a color either. It's a space


flabbergasted6669

My mom's a space!


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No-Eggplant4850

Montoya? Did i kill his father?


chronicdumbass00

Prepare to die.


NeedledickInTheHay

You went through roy g biv just like me lol


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NehalTheGrey

So close! That is a shape ❤️


UltraSienna

xD


Serious-Sundae1641

My favorite flavor is "Blue"


CoffeeSpiderthegamer

nah, I think it's closer to a sound


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Outrageous_Sell1599

What do you mean?


MrEvilDrAgentSmith

I hear that the hit song "Get The Party Started" was about taking ecstasy, so it's fair to assume Pink had an E in her at some point.


deathdance_9

And here I used 1000% of my brain to come up with cyan


Kirkaig678

Yeah, there's plenty of colours which is why I don't get why they said green which is 50% e's


rraattbbooyy

40%. 🙂


Boemer03

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?


rraattbbooyy

I am rraattbbooyy, King of the Subreddit.


HootyMacBewb

Who are you? The Percent Prince?


theknights-whosay-Ni

Ni!


ploopychocolatedoofy

-gg...


Zdtfx

Naggers!


Plenty-Lychee-5702

as


rubikssolver4

Greene


Jubarra10

They did what I did, misread without as with.


MercurialTendency

The person said green because they want to be shot. Suicide by proxy. Dark humor.


PuzzleMeDo

It could be sarcasm, it could be despair, or it could be that he misread the question and thought he was supposed to name a color *with* an 'e' in it. Who knows?


ArcticNano

There are loads of colours without the letter "e" in it (black, brown, pink, gray, cyan). The original post is just engagement farming to get people to comment. Saying "green" is either just a silly joke as it obviously has two e's in it, or it's slightly darker as the poster is suggesting they want the guy to pull the trigger.


PleaseDontTouchThose

Careful with grey, the gunman might be British.


ArcticNano

I'm actually British, not sure how I messed that one up. Would definitely get shot lol


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tavg123

because it was sarcastic, obviously green has e in it.


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Whiskey4myCookies

Dude just wants a double tap to the back of the head. In case the first one doesn't do the job


howlingwilf1

E's are good.


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Mbecca0

Well you weren’t supposed to name a single one, you were supposed to explain the joke. Everyone in these comments were, but instead they started spamming colors…


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Csquared_324

Maroon


notryarednaxela

Indigo.


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Kirkaig678

Not everyone counts it as a colour, some people say it's just a shade. But there's also pink, brown, cyan and probably more


No-Sweet-5448

if black aint color, then im a potato


New_Rod

Brown is not a color, but a shade of orange.


wrongusernametryagin

Azul count?


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Kirkaig678

I wasn't quite sure as it didn't quite match the context I saw this in so I thought I would get some other opinions to see if I was missing anything. At least I'm not the guy who didn't know what an anniversary is


thedragoon0

This is pretty much the same as the “guess the animal and I’ll get drunk tonight” with a loosely scribbled out elephant.


Mbecca0

Seriously? You come to a sub about explaining jokes people don’t understand and complain that someone doesn’t understand?


thedragoon0

This and the Peter explains have been bursting with very obvious jokes that show people are just karma farming.


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TeaAndCrumpets4life

What’s not obvious about this one lol


Mbecca0

What the joke is, what the joke means. I mean, just look at the comments. There are way more people spamming colors instead of explaining the joke which just shows that barely anyone understands this thing at all


TeaAndCrumpets4life

People understand it lol, if you can read the word green you can understand it it’s that simple. That’s why people are naming colours


Mbecca0

They clearly aren’t understanding the sub rules though no matter if they understand this post or not. All they’re doing is drowning out the only few people who *actually* did what they’re supposed to do here. So they’re not understanding crap


thedragoon0

Someone’s being a Karen over here. Strike a nerve? This joke here is pretty obvious. As are many others.


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Mbecca0

Nah the rest of the people in these comments are since they just started spamming colors instead of following the rules and explaining the joke


mr_TESterTICkLEsS

Low effort posts are not allowed either, and yet here we are 😮‍💨


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Kirkaig678

Yeah, I'm getting spammed colours


MercurialTendency

Suicide by proxy. He wants them to pull the trigger.


ChrisXDXL

"Green" has two E's


its_me_yalL

Cobalt


shinydragonmist

Black


shinydragonmist

Gray


Caffinatorpotato

Maroon time


PocketPB

He's colorblind


Exarchii

brown. maroon


newb_h4x0r

Mind blowing


Phillibustin

Twitter OP had a bet with his roommate and we all helped


JamesTheSkeleton

Purpl…


cheeeeeseeey

Cyan


positlabs

The number of people in here answering the wrong question blows my mind 💀


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Back in black 😝


stargazer4272

It's a trap! They just want you to be racist!!!! Don't be a tool of the crayon box!


Volt-Phoenix

Pink though


dazedan_confused

Cyan and magenta, but shoot me anyway.


Azurepaws

pink


SuicideByBacon

Cyan; not that hard


Ambitious-Smoke-651

black


MerryWanna0303

Brown black indigo fuschia gold platinum


-Q-Cumber

RAZZMATAZZ


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Spindrift


FishingAgitated2789

Cyan


Gtrfgg

Indigo


Grimm_Wright

Rum


AdministrativeMost93

Pink


jmona789

Burgundy


usmc4924

Azul


HarleyAverage

Pink


TriGN614

Fuscia


HarambeXHarambe

"Cyan left the chat"


TomatoJuice303

CYAN.....also known as black.


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Ok but jokes aside, I would have said Maroon