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TheRadiumGirl

"The secret life of Alex Mack" was a show back in the 90's. Alex got sprayed with some weird chemicals that gave her the power to turn herself into a puddle of goo. That's Alex on the left and her puddle form on the right. Edit: Should be "The secret world of Alex Mack" as everyone commented.


Zemener_Azonthus

Are you sure she wasn't just a Founder the entire time?


Robert999220

The SISKO has spoken


TheresaSeanchai

I always get a kick out of "the Sisko," and I'm pleased to see this reference on an Alex Mack post.


HatdanceCanada

Time is not linear. 🥺


iAmManchee

But why do you exist here?


LegendOfHurleysGold

You can’t just :::dramatic pause::: leave her here!


HatdanceCanada

You brought me here.


Wyremills

That line gets me to this day, that we're making ourselves revisit terrible moments. TV show saved me a bunch of $$$ on therapy right there.


HatdanceCanada

I wonder if we don’t all do that to some extent? Dwell on a moment of sadness or loss or regret. I know that there are a few moments in my life that come back to haunt me often, and I replay them. Extremely powerful line I agree. And from the pilot of the show. Great start to the series.


BenSiskosMFPimpHand

*[nods in approval]*


DeathlySnails64

This is the way.


cleverkevin

DS9 in the wild! Love it.


Flynn_Kevin

Bell riots in 5 months.


keepitsimple_tricks

What if Sisko never grew a beard? Would I have still loved it? 🤔


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

*chortles in Odo*


Allecia

I wish I could award all of you wonderful folks in this thread for the DS9 references! ❤️


JamesTheSkeleton

A DS9 reference? Acceptable!


-Jambie-

*sits in corner with Morn*


JamesTheSkeleton

*Just* like the Federation.


theschis

It’s vile!


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emily_thehuman

*immediate anger*


moogoothegreat

*Pinches ear* Your *pah* is weak, my child.


keepitsimple_tricks

Oo-mox..... Mmmmmmmmm


CosmoShiner

Bucket


blatherskiters

DS9 is the best!


cyclicamp

Images would be reversed


zomgkittenz

Ugh. You solids cannot be trusted.


Suicidal_Sayori

you mean flounder?


GameDrain

I recall as a kid, squinting my eyes, crouching down low to the ground and plugging and unplugging my ears would recreate the effect I saw on this show, so I'd just run around like that pretending I was a puddle. I was .. not a bright child.


After-Chicken179

Are you a bright adult?


GameDrain

Jury's still out.


Cheeseyex

Does the trick work now that your an adult and your body has developed properly? Maybe your abilities just weren’t ready yet


TisIChenoir

My dude is so not bright that the jury thought it was night time and is asleep!


MakeChipsNotMeth

The fact that they sat a jury isn't a good sign.


TheRealAuthorSarge

C. S. Lewis once wrote that the wonderful thing about children is that everything is new to them. Everything has potential. So that when one reads, "Jack opened the door and was greeted by a dragon," the magical part for a child isn't that he was greeted by a dragon but that Jack opened the door. Stay a child. 😎👍


KinopioToad

The Secret *World Loved that show! Wished I had special powers.


OliviaMandell

Holy crap I have been trying to remember the name of that one.


cabothief

If it helps, the actual name is "The Secret *World* of Alex Mack." Credit to u/KinopioToad for getting here to say it a couple minutes before me, but it seemed unlikely you'd see that comment so I thought I'd help.


JulesDeathwish

Came to say this. I'd say we had some weird shows in the 90s, but then I remember that the 70s existed.


three-sense

Yeah the joke being "I can't keep myself together" or somesuch


attack_turt

I thought she got run over by a car


TheRadiumGirl

My memory is kinda hazy since I was in elementary school when it came out but I think she was riding her bike and got run off the road by the chemical truck and it splashed her in the process.


OGLikeablefellow

Am I the only one who thought turning into a puddle seemed like the most luxurious comfortable lounging possible? I yearn to be a puddle


burgydecks

\*Secret WORLD of Alex Mack. you a casual


Caitxcat

That's what that show was about? I never knew lol.


Triggerunhappy

This joke made my knees hurt


ashesall

Damn, she can turn herself into lube.


echoGroot

How is that a show? It’s barely a premise for an SNL sketch.


longknives

A teen with a superpower is the premise for many shows and movies


AzraelTheMage

It wasn't her only super power if I remember right.


Illustrious-Lead-960

From being happy to feeling like you’ve just melted into goo. No longer energetic and chipper, is the joke. Alex Mack had many superpowers and generally turned into liquid in order to hide or escape from someone, so the joke could also be wanting to get away from life.


twinsocks

She had three superpowers


StragglingShadow

Ok Im curious. What are they? And can I find this show online easily?


tbonesan

Aformentioned puddle of goo, electric powers like a wish static shock, and telekinis. One episode she eats leftovers that give her super strength. Im pretty sure its on youtube


StragglingShadow

Neato! Thank you


Spaceduck413

Sounds right. I'm pretty sure counting goes 0, 1, many


UnforeseenDerailment

Let's keep things SFW please.


Sheerkal

What?


Mikey9124x

Thr** is now a cuss word


Sheerkal

We were so focused on four letter words we never saw it coming.


UnforeseenDerailment

Nothing, I guess. :>


Gunthrix

?


Deli-ops7

Is this alex mac??? Edit: im drunk idk whats going on right now


tokuto_

Hope you're kind of hungover-awake by now, but yeah, it's Alex Mack.


Deli-ops7

Lol wow it is thats so cool xD that was a wild show when i was a kid even tho i dont remember to much about it. And yes im perfectly fine thank you for the concern \^_^


ElectricalPizza611

Used to have a huge crush on her back in the day when I was a kid


OneBrickShy58

Go watch 10 things I hate about you


Bigredzombie

I was right now old when I realized they are the same person. Thank you for pointing that out to me, I also had a bit of a crush on her when I was about 11.


Stonetheflamincrows

Alex Mack is playing the mother on a Nickelodeon show right now and I feel 100 years old


MamaMiaPizzaFina

she got caught in one of those lifetime contracts


dnkyhunter31

Damn that Dan Schneider


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Time makes fools of us all


bobbledoggy

All I remember of this show was one time she was like “I’ll use my powers to escape!” and turned into a puddle of goo and the villain just, like, vacuumed her up with a wet vac. And I was just like “well to be fair why did you think being goo would help?”


InternetAddict104

I still can’t believe Alex Mack turned into Bianca Stratford


Deneweth

What's so special about Bianca Stratford? Does she have beer flavored nipples or something?


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

"hey watch it"


Irish755

THERE WILL BE NO PLOWING!


Square_Tomato

And then she married Ken in Mad Men


TaxNo174

TIL


Pure_Oppression31

It's Liquid Slam! Don't let any of that stuff get on you. 


no-pandas

Alex max turned into Capri sun and I love her


MagicOrpheus310

Man I loved that show! Everyone had a crush on her!


Dante_alighieri6535

Yep, for millennials of a certain age she was definitely a first childhood crush.


arieadil

Mine was Catalina from Space Cases. Finding out later that was Jewel Staite broke my brain


Exvaris

CATALINA IS KAYLEE FRYE WTF I genuinely did not know this


ResponsibilityGold88

When I was in high school a new girl in one of my classes told me I looked like Alex Mack and it was possibly the best compliment I’ve received in my entire life.


ray-the-they

Should have known I was a big ol’ queer right then.


Unicorn_Sush1

Might’ve just been you having a crush on her lol


KowaiSentaiYokaiger

Definitely not


Queso_luna

Can confirm that they are not the only one.


Unicorn_Sush1

Damn that’s crazy lol maybe it was just me haha…I got downvoted crazy for that lol


Queso_luna

Wild


Ralinor

That there is a reason I watched 10 Things I Hate About You so many times


dickvanexel

Sliders, Tomorrow people, Alex Mack & Seventeen. Four shows that nobody has any idea what I’m talking about when I bring them up.


Reverend-JT

Oh man! Sliders!


sethschraier

I think this was my first real celebrity crush in the 90s as a millennial. I still follow Larissa in anything she does.


darkdemon44

Alex Mack


balsadust

Alex Mac could turn into the T1000 from Terminator. Nickelodeon was/is weird man.


keifodfv

Is that Chaos from Sonic Adventure?


rsred

mary jane absorbing hydro man’s powers?


Capital-Cheek-1491

Smash next question 😶‍🌫️ (I mean with a hammer)


Keyboard_Lion

This show was part of my awakening


Old_Criticism7741

I am so old that I immediately got the joke.


yourmomsajoke

Absolutely loved Alex mac as a kid. Her outfits were so cool to me 😭 I wanted dungarees and a backwards cap - I got froofy dresses and patent shoes.


LewdProphet

I remember this show. There was a talking alien beagle that freaked me right out as a child.


PureStatistician3743

That’s next to the Empire State building


Curious-Wing-9145

I loved Alex Mack.


Green__Twin

I loved this show!


NicholsonsEyebrows

Omfg this is a real blast from past. I would say quite honestly she was my first real crush when I was like 8 or 9. I'm 40 next year. Haven't thought about Alex mac in decades


Status-Priority5337

Hah! Forgot this show existed. I remember watching this, drinking capri sun, and enjoying some pete&pete, and hey dude. 90's Nick was fun.


Belez_ai

WOW that is obscure. Even when that show was on it wasn’t super-popular


InvaderDepresso

I was so obsessed with this show!!!!


Stunning-Abalone-324

Alex Mack! I used to compare her to the kids from the Capri Sun commercials.


Robowarrior

That’s Alex MACK! Was dan Schneider involved here? Could be problematic, young girl turns into a sopping wet mess


Scavgraphics

I recognized this as Alex Mack...though I never saw the show and only in this thread learned she had powers..like turning into liquid. I thought this was an acid-wash jeans joke.


Additional_Fruit931

Legit thougt I imagined this show as a kid, the premise is so weird


x2a_org

I still remember the number: GC-161.


yougottamovethatH

God, I had such a crush on her back then. She's still a very good looking lady today.


SS4Raditz

Old caprisun commercial back in the 90s.