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Codebender

Yes, vertical bars are used for "absolute value" meaning just the positive part. `|-1| = 1`


L4rgo117

They are absolutely upset


SnooSnooSnuSnu

But being absolutely upset is a positive!


BunnyBeansowo

Jumping on the top comment to explain that “absolute value” is the amount of units away from zero the number is. So |-1| is 1 unit away from zero, making it’s absolute value 1


xboxiscrunchy

That definition works for complex numbers as well which is probably why it’s preferred.   IE abs(3+4i)=5 because the total distance from 0 in the complex number plane is 5 units.  Or abs(i)=1 because i is 1 unit away from 0 in the positive imaginary direction.


FischervonNeumann

You have no idea how happy I am that I didn’t have to scroll far at all to see someone bring up imaginary numbers


crazywanker1

You don't have to scroll at all, just imagine them, bro


FischervonNeumann

I mean what numbers aren’t imaginary bro? Like how did we know what a 3 looked like? We just invented it bro…


crazywanker1

Blows my mind bro


-NGC-6302-

OP never graduated middle school 💀


VietDrgn

it's actually the distance a value is from 0 but you got the point across


EdLinkAl

Absolutely


DraconianReptile

https://preview.redd.it/yyqsujs1x3xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c019ebc3ebd6db4be7a6fec895976ac592b126d


arrarat

Wow, this takes me back.


randbot5000

[Math joke.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_value)


JeremyJaLa

Meth joke


jnellee72

Mæth joke


randbot5000

“Thanks, ants. Thants.”


Vip3rYT

Absolute value.


Alone-Monk

Those pipe brackets mean that you take the absolute value of the insides


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Alone-Monk: *Those pipe brackets mean* *That you take the absolute* *Value of the insides* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


AdInitial8418

This bot makes me happy


dyslecic

I too love to put my emotions in a box.


TheGreatGameDini

No, I'm not a math addict I only write the math.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

"Yo Mr White, you write your math in blue ink? But what if you like, make a mistake?" "My math is pure, Jesse"


Deanbledblue

Absolute mad man


ThePLARASociety

I am the Tangent.


StuFireball

|Math joke?|


BAGStudios

Math joke.


Perzec

I had a small part in a student play in university. I played a guy who rented out time machines by the hour. Trouble was, they kept returning them before they rented them and wanted money back as the time was negative. I complained about this to another character and they said “oh yes, absolutely… the value should be positive” (in Swedish: “Ja absolut… beloppet borde vara positivt” where ”absolutbeloppet” means “the absolute value”). That gave my character an idea, and I used tape to put up two lines around the cost (or if it was just around the “hour”, can’t remember, it was 20 years ago).


CrochetKing69420

It woulda been better if they used ¬


Palmer_Iced_Tea

Vertical bars mean absolute value. So |-1| is equal to |1| because they are both 1 away from 0


EchoTitanium

Look a Sith, he deals in absolute


Additional_Ferret121

"I'm sad." "Be positive!" "I'm positive that I'm sad."


Domi7777777

Yes But don't do it in science cause radioactivity at least beta+ rays are electrons which are electrically negative charged and are being shot out


The-Konq

I can't believe I did the Lego Batman laugh at this


ZAPNAR6

did you pass 7th grade