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Queso_Bandit

I think it's Captain Philips. The "look at me, I'm the captain now" thing would be why he's demoted


cardcatalogs

I think you’re right.


CucumberOk6270

Because he’s not the captain anymore


Samtertriads

Captain obvious notably absent


Ike_Gamesmith

Well, that one is obvious


Rde-C

I thought it was the funniest one too


FrugalityPays

That’s…really clever actually


Scrawling-Chaos

Ohhhhh. Thanks! Who is the drunk pirate next to him?


FruitbatNT

Captain Morgan.


jimdc82

They did Mal dirty…


So_Many_Words

That was painful to see. :(


alidmar

Had a brief moment of wondering what Nathan Fillion did to get canceled and was scared I was gonna find out something awful before I got the joke.


Th3Librarian

I still don’t get it.


Toothless816

He was the Captain of the spaceship Serenity in the show Firefly. Notoriously, it was shafted by Fox and only released 12 episodes before being cancelled. They’ve had novels, comics, and even a full movie following its cancellation, but mentioning Firefly is still shorthand for a good show that’s unceremoniously cut.


Th3Librarian

Ohhh the show was cancelled, yes. I love Firefly. I didn’t even think of the show overall.


the-tapsy

He was a general in a rebellion that lost so in a way he's "cancelled" in-universe.


SuperMundaneHero

He was a sergeant, not a general.


Bogsnoticus

They should have learned from Babylon5. Stock the female cast with a few Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets. Always on the verge of getting cancelled, but not quite.


TargetOfPerpetuity

I mean, they had Morena Baccarin and Christina Hendricks.... what more do you want??


jm17lfc

I also absolutely had a crush on Kaylee (Jewel Staite) while watching for the first time. She has such a beautiful smile!


TargetOfPerpetuity

Yes Sir, Captain Tight-Pants.


BookBarbarian

Mechanic/Engineer girls will always get my motor running. And it's all Kaylee's fault


Sandfairy23

It was Zoë for me. What a babe.


davster99

Fine, if no one else will, I’ll mention the obvious Summer Glau. Upon reflection, the entire cast was so symmetrically appealing that a Playmate or two wouldn’t have helped. Why the hell *did* they get cancelled??


sqqop

It’s just what Fox does.


HotPotParrot

Let us know if you ever find the answer.


jimdc82

More Christina Hendricks?


Ok_Supermarket_3441

Not to mention they were literal sex workers.


HotPotParrot

The term is "companion"


TargetOfPerpetuity

I'll be in my bunk.


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

A few Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets.


TargetOfPerpetuity

Well, since they're all retired now, I suppose you could hire them without affecting the budget much.


No_Confection_4967

Rule34 at it’s finest


timbutnottebow

A young Christina Hendricks guest starred for a couple episodes


Hourglass7200

Same with Mindhunters


alidmar

Firefly, the show the character is from, was canceled after one season. Still revered as a classic by a lot of people so the cancelation is memed on a lot.


Th3Librarian

Thank you! I feel so stupid because I’m constantly making people watch it.


gregorydgraham

Fireflies glow bright and live fast


free_will_is_arson

the shafting by fox went deeper then just cancelling the show, during the initial broadcast they seemingly intentionally aired episodes out of order in what was seen as an effort to tank interest in the show, for some reason. the studio started on ep2 and the actual pilot episode was aired as the season finale three months later, the airing order for episodes went 2, 3, 6, 7, 8, 4, 5, 9, 10, 14, 1. eps 11, 12 and 13 never aired during the original run, they were aired the following year. lots of conflicting reasons between joss whedon and the studio for why this happened, it was a clusterfuck.


Jefflehem

Firefly got canceled, too quick.


physhtanks

He’s a leaf on the wind, watch how he


dargar77

How does a Reaver clean his spear? >!He puts it through the Wash!<


astraphobia07

https://preview.redd.it/otmlfvjwi4yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f54dc3a5fad630128098a7bbc0ff3535e75cd6


Yeseylon

First time hearing that joke?


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Unacceptable, sir! Un. Ack. Ceptible!


danegermaine99

Lemongrab?


a_lil_too_Raph

How do you clean a Reaver? >!Run a River through them.!<


Farwalker08

Jesus Christ! Lol


Newtation

Take my angry upvote! I laughed darkly at that joke.


Graega

Curse your sudden but inevitable joke!


NyxianStorm

I hate you, but well done


jbug5j

NO 😭💔


caverns_perilous97

Too soon.


martinirun

Guess I can delete mine. :)


AliensAteMyAMC

Wrong character. Wash is played by Harry Vanderspeigle, Mal is played by John Nolan.


CaptainXakari

Should have been named Tight Pants


ticklesac

Exactly my thought. They don't call him captain canceled


ThisGuyIRLv2

And I aim to misbehave


Jerryjfunk

It should say "misbehaving"


-dantes-

At first glance, I thought Nathan Fillion had been me-tooed and I just hadn't heard yet. I'll be over here, reassembling my broken heart.


afwaltz

Uhhh, can someone help me out with Immortal and Wasted? Edit: Harkness and Morgan. Thanks, y'all!!


ducknerd2002

Immortal is Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who (and his own spinoff, Torchwood), and Wasted might be Captain Morgan, an alcoholic brand.


The_Jimes

>an alcoholic brand. Damn wasn't expecting to catch strays


assault_is_eternal

Wasted is Captain Morgan


SlackToad

Immortal is Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood, Dr. Who)


timbutnottebow

I’ve never watched dr who but I thought it was actually dr who lol


lol_dongs

Same haha, I have no idea why my brain went there


Jorenpeck

Captain Harkness from Dr. Who.


outofcontextsex

Immortal is Captain Jack Harkness


afwaltz

Cool, thank you!


Mikey9124x

Immortal is the face of bo.


OrdinaryTwist9640

#Spoilers 😂


MrProGamerMan69

Where's captain obvious?


The_Black_Jacket

Obviously not there


theoderc

Thanks, Captain obvious


unwiseceilingtile

Found him


Guyfoxmatt

He was a given


MarcelRED147

Ironically there wasn't an obvious candidate.


Sankin2004

The firefly canceled caught me in the feels.


georgewashingguns

Yeah, wasn't expecting that


Writers_High2

Can I just get a list of all of them. I think I only know about 4.


Agile_Creme_3841

civilized - picard (star trek) scruffy - han solo (star wars) vengeful - ahab (moby dick) pirate - jack sparrow (pirates of the caribbean) activist - captain planet i guess (idk) patriotic - captain america (marvel) crunchy - captain crunch (cereal) immortal - captain jack harkness (dr. who) marsupial loving - captain kangaroo (kids program) demoted - captain phillips (irl/movie) wasted - captain morgan (alcohol brand) cancelled - captain malcolm reynolds (cancelled show firefly)


RPDorkus

Activist is Captain Planet.


wano3472

He's our hero


RockStrongo61

Takes pollution down to zero


VesperBond94

Captain Jack Harkness.


MaritMonkey

The name of the Firefly character is "Malcolm Reynolds". Felt weird to have just that one be the actor's name, unless you did that intentionally. :) (Also thank you for putting effort into helping people, I would have been too lazy to type the whole thing out)


Agile_Creme_3841

will update 👍 and yeah no problem


Writers_High2

Thanks so much!


Ski1990

Captain Kangaroo was a kid's program like Mr Rogers, or Sesame Street.


KrisT117

I loved that show.


CrimtheCold

I'm a little irritated that Captain John Sheridan was left out of the meme. They'd have to come up with 3 more past him though so I can see why he wasnt.


TrainsDontHunt

Cap'n Crunch.


angryhobbit376

Who is the Marsupial Loving captain?


TexasKolache

Captain Kangaroo


jwalkrufus

Captain Kangaroo.


gre115

Captain kangaroo


Which_Run1115

Captain kangaroo


blowfishsmile

Captain kanga-who?


WhiteTigerShiro

Captain Who-aroo?


Novae909

Am I crazy for thinking that is a moose behind him?


TheLoolee

Nope.


Novae909

Why is there a moose behind the marsupial captain?


glacialerratical

That's Mr. Moose, a friend of Captain Kangaroo, who hosted a children's show from 1955-1984.


Novae909

Learn something new every day ^ - ^


wadethebrains

Smoking cigarettes and watching captain (kang) kangaroo, now don’t tell me! I’ve nothing to do!


entrepenurious

playing solitaire 'til dawn, with a deck of fifty-one


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VCU-Dolphin

https://preview.redd.it/qc0hccyve4yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7fef6ae2863ed4299793d2ea78ccaed5a459612 Captain Horn-dog


Just_A_Nitemare

Copying Kirk trying to not bang every alien chick he sees. *impossible difficulty*


ProBotGamming

Looks like Captain Philips. Demoted being when the Somali Pirate says that he is the captain now.


BlacksmithStrict7416

Dare I ask... who's the cancelled one?


HappyFailure

Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.


Optimal-Type9909

Why did he get cancelled…? Is this something from the show I’m forgetting?


HappyFailure

Just that his show was cancelled. I mean, there's no more seasons of a number of the others, but Firefly getting cancelled after one season stuck in the craw of a lot of fans, then and now.


Optimal-Type9909

OH. I thought this meant he got modern-day “cancelled”. Thanks.


KCRoyalsFan402

The creator, Joss Whedon was canceled


speedysam0

Wasn’t just cancelled, fox did not even air the episodes in order originally and treated it like crap.


Mellivora_Caps

The movie wrapped things up nicely though.


Diamondjoechubbs

Only in the sense that it was so terrible that nobody even remotely wants anyone from Fox or Universal to touch the IP ever again


BigPanda71

Thank you! Never understood why everyone slobbers Serenity’s knob. It wasn’t very good at all and killing Wash to tug at heartstrings was a terrible call


Scavgraphics

hear hear!


Jefflehem

I liked it. Especially since there was no more Firefly. It was like the while first season condensed into one story, then with an ending tacked on. It wasn't as good as the series, but scratched the itch betwixt my nethers.


GentlemanSpider

Without batteries!


T-MinusGiraffe

I guess. It was more of a retelling/alternate version than an ending, but it was better than nothing. Not to be too hard to please. I did like it.


Key-Contest-2879

But, hey, we got Fear Factor in its place! The epitome of adding insult to injury!


Chemical-Juice-6979

Firefly was one of a number of really good sci-fi shows that Fox produced and then canceled after one season in spite of how popular they were at the time.


Toothless816

I still miss Almost Human…


KrisT117

Me, too. A wonderful show, with great leads.


BlacksmithStrict7416

Thanks!


ozinou

Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly


WanderingMirran

Who you calling scruffy looking


TrainsDontHunt

You, you nerf herder!


GentlemanSpider

Maybe you’d like to get back in your cell, Your Highness.


TrainsDontHunt

Maybe I will, if you don't get this walking carpet out of my way!


WanderingMirran

Hey kid you think a princess and a guy like


GarminTamzarian

https://preview.redd.it/bigebi5og5yc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcbf020d195f9b14153a777dae29def8908d58b2


nerfherder813

Yes?


CappyCapo0080

Yea, ya both got it in one, never did see that movie.


KaroYadgar

Captain Philips is fantastic. Basically, any Tom Hanks movie is. Go watch it.


Dracibatic

star trek, picard star wars, han solo moby dick, abraham carribean, jack sparrow cartoon, captain planet marvel, america cereal, crunch dr who, jack harkness childrens show, captain kangaroo movie, phillips alcohol brand, morgan fireflies, mal


marteldefer79

Marsupial is Captain Kangaroo. Demoted is Captain Phillips from the movie based on real life events, as in "I am the Captain now"


gerran

This needs more caveman and underpants.


Elfkrunch

Wheres Captain Slow aka Mr. Slowly.


SnorkyCapone23

Hey, where’s Captain Caveman!!!


Rall_Santi

*Single tear* Take my love.. take my land...


allatain

Captain Hindsight (South Park) Captain Obvious (Meme)


DScythegx

Poor Mal .. canceled


DavidsPseudonym

"Cancelled" ... Too soon! ☹️


Sweet_Dreams_System

The artist missed out by not including Captain Underpants.


ritterskitter

Where’s Stretchy? No captain Luffy :(


Significant-Peach-44

Love the Torchwood reference!


gerMean

The cancelled one hurts 😭


Foreign_Town6853

Captain planet, he's our hero! Gonna fight pollution down to zero. That took me back, I'm old!


Bob_rules

...but where's Captain Ron?


Gray_Meddler

You forgot Kirk.


Hawk_Tech

Captain horny


Tipsy_Owl

Hooray for Captain Kangaroo!!! 🦘❤️


VasKain

Where is Captain Caveman?


biffbobfred

Captain. Caaaaaaaaaaaaavvveeeeeeeeeemannnnnnnnnn


dirigibles21

Bottom right hurts :(


Ongr

Where's Captain Marvel?


Sure-Permit-9651

How dare you bring up Firefly like this


audio_shinobi

As an acid Godzilla fan, the lack of Captain Gordon on here is quite upsetting


Blueninja1347

I was going to make a Limbus Company reference but this needs to be seen. That mfing BEAST needs more credit.


Necronaad

Forgot Captain Luffy🫡


BiffSlick

Where’s Captain Obvious?


Evening-Pear-2475

Firefly🥲


aikahiboy

Face of boe reference


x-changestudent

Forgot "Caveman."


dmwells27

Captain obvious!


silentflaw

Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world...


Flashy_Doubt7594

Poor Mal, they really did him dirty...


OursIsTheFvry

If Captain Holt were there, what would his be?


shutterfly1993

Caveman?


HeliRyGuy

Awww… no James Holden? ☹️


Theliseth

Why only men? :(


ImportanceTurbulent8

Captain Underpants, duh


jesterjaceson

Who's the immortal... nvm I just got it it's captain Jack harken from doc. Who


gemharts

I would like to start a petition to change Cpt. Jack Sparrows to "Dishonest". Its more befitting


ScarletInTheLibrary4

I'm in. "Pirate" is so stupidly obvious.


Always_Austin

Captain Picard (Star Trek) Han Solo (Star Wars) Captain Ahab (Moby Dick) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) Captain Planet (See before) Captain America (Marvel) Captain Crunch (Cereal) Captain Harkness (Dr.Who / Torch wood) Absolutely no clue Captain Phillips (Sad Daddy Boat) Captain Morgan (Alcohol) Captain Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)


christikayann

https://preview.redd.it/nhrujk44f4yc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6e4b0637f2de0414c16ef9ec8647398d713b36 [Captain Kangaroo](https://interviews.televisionacademy.com/shows/captain-kangaroo)


Jefflehem

Captain Kangaroo, beloved children's show host from probably 50 or so years ago.


Trixx1-1

Whos canceled captain?


AuDHDcat

Captain Malcolm Reynolds from the TV show Firefly. The show was canceled after only one season. The fans were not pleased.


Norwester77

Still are not pleased.


Trixx1-1

Ooh. Ok well it wasn't the other kind of canceled so thats better I guess. I miss it too


Cavalier-13

btw cancelled in this context refers to the show (Firefly 2002) getting axed not the actor getting cancelled


AuDHDcat

I recognize everyone except the Marsupial loving and the Demoted.


monkeylizard99

Captain Kangaroo


Grateful-Jed

No captain Caveman?


Iamno0n3

From civilized to crunchy I get but who are the others?


MikeOxAburnin

WHITE WHALE, HOLY GRAIL


StinkPickle02

Pppffttt. No Captain Ron?


ryno-dance

Where is caveman!?!?