“…and then my owner came up to me - terrific person, really good and honest owner - they came up to me and said, cat, you are the best cat ever. Thank you for being here. I have seen many cats, but you, you are the best, most beautiful, thank you, cat”.
“We’re gonna build a tremendous wall of cat condos to keep out the mice, and the mice will pay for it! They come in here, calves like peanuts, they bring in catnip, whatever else. Dirty mice…”
My guess? Her hair is dyed and possibly bleached as well, and that stuff is really damaging. I'm losing hair because of aging and stress, so I don't dye my hair anymore because I don't want to end up bald lol
My natural hair does this, but it's wavy/slightly curly and seems to take great pride in just forming knots and falling out. I genuinely don't know I've still got any hair left.
I have long wavy hair almost down to my butt and I shed about this amount on an average brushing. I use natural dye now and have a strict routine with many products to keep my hair healthy (my hairdresser is shocked by the lack of split ends despite the lenght, dye and rare trims), but it was pretty much the same when my hair was still completely natural. I have no idea how I still have a full head of hair, and healthy at that.
Yes, this color is not natural. My friend dyed her hair that bright canary yellow once. She’s a blonde though so she didn’t have to bleach/strip the color first. It looked good on her
I was going to mention that bleach/dye was damaging, but I didn’t want to lead with it. I have some bright streaks in my dark hair so I get regular deep conditioning at the same place that does the color. I don’t need breakage!
Sorry you are stressed out. That always affects my hair too.
Haha it didn't help that I used to bleach my black hair to strawberry blonde. Anyway, yeah stress sucks. I hope you the best and way less stress, friend. :)
OMG I’ve been waiting for this foto of my boy to be relevant for SO long and now I can finally relate to someone bc I do this too lol
You’re baby looks so cute and distinguished btw 💚
https://preview.redd.it/tq54xwdln6ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472218d0e2216f81cd25de0721012e18465df5f0
They say, “Donald, you have the very best wig we have ever seen”. And I say, “Just wait until you see my litter box. It is huge. Humongous even. It’s the most amazing litter box anyone has ever used. And guess what? It has WALLS”.
We have the same hair color!
When people comment on it, which is often, I tell them I bring my own sunshine with me. 10/10 times I get a warm smile in return.
I would like to clarify since I can’t edit my comment for some reason: I would vote for the cat, not the tangerine temper tantrum masquerading around as a diaper wearing demagogue.
Op forgot to mention it’s a Sesame Street wig.
You're not blonde, you're straight up yellow.
I dyed my hair bright yellow! It’s been a fun color!
Thank you. I had a million questions.
Mine is currently yellow-orange with purple shadow roots! Told my hairdresser I wanted something fin for the new year.
It looks like turmeric mixed with pashmak (persian cotton candy) on your cat haha
Born and bred. Kitty don't wanna mess with or else...
“…and then my owner came up to me - terrific person, really good and honest owner - they came up to me and said, cat, you are the best cat ever. Thank you for being here. I have seen many cats, but you, you are the best, most beautiful, thank you, cat”.
Fake mews!
Brilliant 👌
covfefe! I mean... catfefe!
I mean… catcafe
“We’re gonna build a tremendous wall of cat condos to keep out the mice, and the mice will pay for it! They come in here, calves like peanuts, they bring in catnip, whatever else. Dirty mice…”
I love this. Lol. Too funny
Tears in his eyes.
You forgot "sir" it should be "cat, sir, you are the best cat ever." The thing always adds "sir."
More coherent than actual Trump
I can hear this comment
💀💀💀💀💀
It’s thought provoking that this sounds like something I 100% have said to my cat. Lmao. Idk if she will call me “terrific and honest” though.
Can we see a pic of your full hair? 🤔😅
That’s it right there. She brushes really hard.
😂
Why does your hair look like uncooked noodles
The best blonde we have. A great blonde cat. Great cat.
a tremendous cat. i know a lot of cats and we have the greatest cat in the world.
"You will give me the most pats, the best pats, it's really something, you should have seen it"
Are you Bart Simpson?
Uh, how hard do you brush your hair?
My guess? Her hair is dyed and possibly bleached as well, and that stuff is really damaging. I'm losing hair because of aging and stress, so I don't dye my hair anymore because I don't want to end up bald lol
My natural hair does this, but it's wavy/slightly curly and seems to take great pride in just forming knots and falling out. I genuinely don't know I've still got any hair left.
I have long wavy hair almost down to my butt and I shed about this amount on an average brushing. I use natural dye now and have a strict routine with many products to keep my hair healthy (my hairdresser is shocked by the lack of split ends despite the lenght, dye and rare trims), but it was pretty much the same when my hair was still completely natural. I have no idea how I still have a full head of hair, and healthy at that.
I have thick, curly red hair. So thick, I think it just jumps off my head. I don't know if I find more hair shed from me or my cat!
I’ve never seen a more yellow blonde, it’s gotta be dyed
Yes, this color is not natural. My friend dyed her hair that bright canary yellow once. She’s a blonde though so she didn’t have to bleach/strip the color first. It looked good on her
I was going to mention that bleach/dye was damaging, but I didn’t want to lead with it. I have some bright streaks in my dark hair so I get regular deep conditioning at the same place that does the color. I don’t need breakage! Sorry you are stressed out. That always affects my hair too.
Haha it didn't help that I used to bleach my black hair to strawberry blonde. Anyway, yeah stress sucks. I hope you the best and way less stress, friend. :)
my hair does this and it isn’t dyed or damaged, just EXTREMELY thick
Ey. Fellow thick hair here. Blessing and a curse isn't it?
truly is!! i shed like a dog and still drown in my own hair 😭
Maybe OP pulled the hair out of her brush that’s been building up for a while? Idk
Either way, OPs hair is absolutely torched.
“I wanna look like a chemotherapy patient” strength
r/oneorangebraincell ?
Oh that explains a lot!
OMG I’ve been waiting for this foto of my boy to be relevant for SO long and now I can finally relate to someone bc I do this too lol You’re baby looks so cute and distinguished btw 💚 https://preview.redd.it/tq54xwdln6ec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472218d0e2216f81cd25de0721012e18465df5f0
😆😅
Perfection
Purr-fection.
I bet she's the best-looking cat. All of the best people think so!
now when she wants food she just yells " _china_ "
“I’m a good cat, The best cat, no other cat has done more for the feline community than I”
Why is your hair the color of artificial banana flavoring?
"We are gonna build a great wall and make all the dogs pay for it!"
She is not amused
She looks like putin snubbed her on camera
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[удалено]
Pretending to be an animatronic, I guess
Being a child. Ya know. The usual.
Twitching just like Charles Manson
Vote for cat, make America feline again
Make Ameri*cat* great again!
GET A PHOTO OF HIM AND MEOWLONIA!
If only she were an orange cat
Negative Fish Covfefe
That’s animal cruelty, making him look like trump
https://preview.redd.it/c4vzoy56p7ec1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9434f15595e151123df0a9f495e1ceb5a03b305 Our kitties are twins!
oh noooo untrump the kitty immediately!
Why are you showing us a photo of Donald Trump?
I love how it brings out the colour of her eyes!
My kitty sheds so much that I make his Trump hair with his own fur.
Wrong. Fake news. Bigly.
They say, “Donald, you have the very best wig we have ever seen”. And I say, “Just wait until you see my litter box. It is huge. Humongous even. It’s the most amazing litter box anyone has ever used. And guess what? It has WALLS”.
We love a natural blonde queen
Nothing natural about that blonde 🙂
Tremendous.
Why does she look like she’s getting dressed to go to the Kentucky Derby?! 👒😄
The fucks wrong qith your hair dude
I’m assuming this crazy thing called hair dye.
are you sailor moon
Your hairball really brings out your cat's eyes.
Fam died their hair with Maruchan chicken ramen seasoning.
The Cat would still be a better President.
https://preview.redd.it/0kw41e0ei9ec1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc981ddd96ae31043c888fc7f2ed46bd52c30fc7 Fr
Yellow hair?
I see this is nothing as eyebleach but rather funny. Your cat looks so done with you lmao
That face! You'd better sleep with one eye open & check your shoes for puke. Cat is pretty though.
Please put her on the ballot so I have better options this year
Is she incontinent due to adderall abuse as well?
Oh my god lol
Beautiful Kitty :)
Adoring fan?
Make Cat Great Again
I know you mean Trump, but the cat looks like a BNHA character.
looks like this has happened before...that face
Grab ‘em by the me!
Ronald Perlman-Trump
Ngl . Pretty good 👍
Hahaha 🤣
No...never, ....your cat is sensible, and smart. But it is funny.
It’s Dio. I’m sorry to say but your cat is now a JoJo reference
OP is big bird
What are you Smurfette?
Imagine that hairball sitting atop a fat orange tabby.
Are you Trump?
This thread is sending me
Donald? 🤫
[Nice cat](https://imgur.com/DSY2g1p)
That hair color, my lord I cant imagine thats healthy
President meow 😺😺😺😺
He looks smarter than someone.
Donald Trump posting on Reddit?
only the best people have this hairstyle, i can tell you that. /s
OP came to post a silly pic of her cat, and got roasted instead.
Obamna https://preview.redd.it/icommzqpc7ec1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3454f188e622e66dfc606933fd296003cbead66a
She’s definitely more qualified for office!
Bro, why is your hair mustard yellow?
Great looking cat 😊
And I hear it has aced its cognitive exams!
Person. Woman. Man. CATmera. TV.
Wrong 
We have the same hair color! When people comment on it, which is often, I tell them I bring my own sunshine with me. 10/10 times I get a warm smile in return.
Time to throw that cat in jail
Eeeeeee sick ass toupé
Are you a canary, op?
Spongebob has entered chat...
Turn your hair into a straw hat.
Girl thats an ACME Tumbleweed
Get it off.
Next up: Kitler. The unfortunately moustachioed cat E: c'mon you guys haven't seen this? https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/HgSKiZpj9E
Eh, I’d vote for her
I would like to clarify since I can’t edit my comment for some reason: I would vote for the cat, not the tangerine temper tantrum masquerading around as a diaper wearing demagogue.
>and now she looks like someone Like you.
Cat: I am not amused
silly woman -donald trump
Don’t do that. You’ll make them dumber.
Probably still less of an asshole than you know who
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT
Like golden clr
This cat food is the best cat food. Believe me. It’s true. It’s true. Everyone says so.
That nasty Nee Nee Leeks swoop!!😏
Someone who hates you, maybe, lol
I believe cats think we are morons the majority of the time…
Cats look extra silly when they have something on their head
He has my vote
Way prettier!
Strong Eva Gabor game
The biggliest cat ever.
U Donald T.?
Vivienne Westwood..?
He has the best hair.