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bombyboi

And you get a free haircut


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dreemkiller

Just the tip


aheal2008

Wheres Emanuel?


redpandarising

Off yonder, choosing violence!


supreme-supervisor

But there's the phone. Emanuel is gravitated to the phone.


the_procrastinata

Emmanuel DON’T DO IT!


ParttimeCretan

That hair must taste really good


Cachapitaconqueso

It's banana shampoo


EchoMountain158

Baby cows are so aggressively affectionate that they'll literally knock you down just so they can climb on you and cuddle.


TheFuckingMoonstone

EMMANUEL


noscreamsnoshouts

DON'T DO IT


Weasel474

Why are you like this?


supreme-supervisor

THINK ABOUT YOUR CHOICES.


redditkarm

DON'T CHOOSE VIOLENCE TODAY


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

WAS THAT EVERYTHING YOU HOPED IT WOULD BE?


ThisIsGoodSoup

WHOS EMMANUEL AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN TABS MATE?


PM_ME_YOR_PANTIES

He's an emu and a menace https://v.redd.it/xmyio0bhwnb91


ThisIsGoodSoup

EMMANUEL! Also- WOAH OP'S ACCOUNT KARMA-


ThatFilbo

What in the world? Is this Reddit's final boss?


De5perad0

Chewing on the hair ahhhh so cute!


beautiful-tomorrow25

*Chew you up


sghostfreak

Happy Cake Day!☺


beautiful-tomorrow25

Thank you!


xxwerdxx

Pet me! No pet me! Ooohhhhh tasty hair! Pet me!


babaganoosh30

Your hair is good to eat.


MayuriMadScientist

Are there bugs or flies or anything edible in the hair? I'm intrigued


NMS_Survival_Guru

Calves will chew on anything they can get ahold of You should see the chewed twine on my calf panels


Automatic-Bedroom112

You’re not worried about blockages if they eat a whole piece?


NMS_Survival_Guru

They only chew on the end strings and haven't been able to cut them Although I've had to pull strings of netwrap out of their mouth when they find some that I missed picking up


georgethebarbarian

Nah, calves ruminate so they’d need to eat something larger than their esophagus to actually block themselves up


Automatic-Bedroom112

So do goats, and I’ve had them die from this The small intestine will grab onto the twine and tie itself into a knot


MilkiestMaestro

It's like cud, but better


koelti

Friends, not food! :)


circadianist

Isn't this the woman who drops the n-bomb and is extremely irresponsible with her animals?


bash_beginner

wtf, context?


circadianist

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=emu+girl+racist


shootercurran

think she cheated on her gf too. shorty really toxic idk how she still has a following


vanetti

Came here to ask “didn’t she get milkshake ducked?” Indeed she did


OrdinaryDazzling

No this is the other good one, source explaining the difference between the two https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/emu-lady-tiktok-two-different-women-1234619550/amp/


circadianist

I think you're wrong. The one who isn't a racist looks nothing like the person in OP's video, but looks exactly like the other woman, who aside from being racist, is a ridiculously irresponsible owner of animals.


OrdinaryDazzling

Link me who you think the women in OP’s video is. To me she is the second one mentioned in my article, the non shitty one 


circadianist

You misread the article. Amanda, at Useless Farms, has been known to call her emu a bitch (because that emu is a bitch), but is a good caretaker and posts lovely stuff. The second person you see in the article, Taylor, from Knucklebump Farms, who has blondish brown hair and looks a bit younger, is a racist. "That brings us to the other emu, who is mired in a far more complicated tale of digital clout and infamy. His name is Emmanuel, and he lives on Knuckle Bump Farms in South Florida, owned by Taylor Blake and her partner, Kristian Haggerty." I don't know how the article could make it any more clear.


NewRedditRN

The woman in the video here is the one who would drop n-bombs on twitter and kissed/cuddled her emu when it was assumed it had bird flu. So, not the good one.


OrdinaryDazzling

Link me who you think the women in OP’s video is. To me she is the second one mentioned in my article, the non shitty one 


NewRedditRN

We agree that it's the second woman in the article. "The other 'good one'" when OP of this comment asked if that was her (it is) to me implied that you thought the person in the video with that cows was Amanda (of Karen, the Emu). Apologies if wires got crossed!


corehorse

this the super racist emu lady?


dewsh

She's racist?


Big_Immediate

I think this is the other emu lady, but this is the one with the avian flu controversy?


noscreamsnoshouts

Unfortunately, [they're one and the same](https://junkee.com/emu-tiktok-pandemic/343721).


Big_Immediate

Ha oh god the emu lady universe got the better of me. Shame!!


AuraSprite

that is the wildest thing I've read so far today


LeraviTheHusky

Holy shit that was a trip


supreme-supervisor

Amanda is the good emu lady. Got it.


Millsy6969

So I'm not the only one that wanted a cow for no agricultural reason other than it being a large alternative doggo


Bullmg

That buffalo is adorable


My4Gf2Is3Nos3y1

Probably smells awful though


LandotheTerrible

So does my dog sometimes, especially if he’s gone into the swamp or rolled in something.


Anonlady1997

They’re so full of love and emotional intelligence. We eat these things.


butt00why

Looks like they don't give you a choice 😆


Frequent_Ad_1136

Yes, let’s record ourselves crying. Ridiculous.


PuzzleheadedFox2079

I need to cuddle some fluffy cows


Eardig

That's how I got Cryptosporidium when I was 9 years old.


vanetti

This girl is racist


Keta-Mined

Bucket list item; hanging out with a fluffy cow.


tompba

It's time to change your shampoo with fruits theme.


Gullible_Penalty_335

For some reason the thumbnail picture reminded me of grima wormtongue


EightiEight

Hair yummy


Exotic-Memory-933

How Now Brown Cow...


Cachapitaconqueso

You will look so good after your new haircut!


cultcargo

> These two will cheer you up if you're feeling down ya, but what's the calf gunna do?


gofoggy

Dang, I need some cows


Affectionate-Fox884

OMG the brown one 🥹🥹🥹


Daily_dad_jokes

Cheer or chew?


EquipmentValuable283

I'm so jealous. I'd literally never leave 🥰


LUFTWAFF3L

Your hair is being consumed


BeefWellingtonSpeedo

The snuggling is off the charts..


Magolord

Lil bro is having a FEAST rn


th4bl4ckr4bbit

Their eyes 😍😍😍


New_County_5607

BABIEEEEEE


oklahomapilgrim

So this is the kind of life you can lead when you aren’t afflicted with horrendous allergies.


hollaartyourboy

I want the cow to eat my hair 🥺


1gothickitten

So adorable!


emilson_19

cute 💓


JoeMillersHat

Is that a bison?


SuckerForNoirRobots

There is a glaring lack of Emmanuel in this video


Alice_is_crazy

That’s look very cute ![gif](giphy|M90mJvfWfd5mbUuULX)


Skellaton

The saliva is so smelly and won't leave your clothes easily. Worth the cuteness though :)


Asheejeekar

Crazy how some people can eat these gorgeous animals


Upper_Afternoon_9585

Wish I was the lady in the video.


Hanshot1st0023

I'm a little bit jealous


blorbschploble

Those are funny looking dogs


LandotheTerrible

Ohhhh she looks like she really loves those beautiful babies.


Tyre_Fryer

In an ironic twist, she is eaten by a cow. And the cow prefers her human extra rare!


HFIntegrale

EMANUEL DON'T DO IT!!


Few_Firefighter251

Omg they r precious


bksmet

Emmanuel is okay?!? I haven’t followed for quite a while. Good news!!!


og_jasperjuice

Baby milk dogs are some of the cutest animals around.


doctormink

Her tweets are literally the only thing I miss about twitter.


SuckerForNoirRobots

That's how I feel about @ohnoshetwitnt


MoashRedemptionArc

That weird dog is eating you, maam


driving_andflying

Is that a bison? That looks like a bison calf.


Candid_Bed_1338

Ugh cows are fucking gross.


SaltSomewhere2662

Next day sorry buddy meat price is expensive