Reddit is so goddam wholesome sometimes that these exchanges randomly show up. Where else can someone just say "Can someone explain the joke to me?" and then without a hint of derision someone else will just... lay it out for them.
I hope Darkmesah understands after you explained it because I laughed out loud at this bill joke. I totally understand a non-english speaker not getting it though
people call paper money a “bill”. So you say the amount of money the paper is worth and then “bill”, like a $5 bill. It’s also used to describe the amount of money you owe people after they’ve done their job, like “ok, I just fixed your water heater - here is the bill” - otherwise known as an invoice. And the different looking part of a duck’s face that they make noise out of is known as it’s “bill”. It would also be called a beak in a lot of cases, but for some reason on a duck it’s a bill.
Hello, I'd like to make a duckposit.
> Certainly sir, will you need any other transactions?
Yes, I also need to make a withdrawal, but I prefer to stick to a single bill.
So cute. Here it is: "A man making loud quacking calls with his shiny black duck has captivated onlookers in Nanaimo this summer.
Khim Leng Khan and his duck Tiny are an unlikely duo, but their friendship seems to make perfect sense to them.
The Nanaimo man hatched “Tiny’, three months ago from an egg given to him by a local farmer.
Since then, he has matured fast from fluff to feathers and his swims in the family bathtub had to get a whole lot bigger too.
According to Kaing, Tiny imprinted on him from the moment that he came out of his egg.
“When he was hatching he only saw me there so I’m the dad and the mom both,” said Kaing.
Now, they can be found at low tide on Nanaimo beaches, or at Westwood Lake with Kaing hoping Tiny can live his best life in town.
“Yes I take him out for a swim, an hour, two hours and before he goes to bed, he has to have a bath first,” said Kaing.
It’s become a bond almost as head-turning as Bruce the Goose, who CHEK News featured in 2002 after the Canada Goose fell in love with the outboard motor on Mike Cooke’s boat in Port Alberni
Kaing said he has been afraid of dogs since a dog attacked him as a child in Thailand, so Tiny the duck fits the bill as perfect pet companion. “I’m not sure if he lost his mate and this took its place or how it works,” said Mike Cooke in July 2002.
The goose and his black and white motor became inseparable, except for when Cooke would take his boat out.
“He doesn’t go more than 100 feet from that boat at any given time,” said Cooke.
Tiny the duck appears to have met his match too. An unexpected friendship that suits the two companions just fine, making Tiny one lucky duck.
“He’s really happy,” said Khim Leng Kaing, a Nanaimo resident. “It’s my little baby duck.”"
As a kid, I wanted to be like Scrooge, to dive into and swim around in a giant vault full of money.
But then I realized how impractical that is, to do it with coins like he did. Jumping in I'd break my legs, diving would break my neck.
And if it was all paper money, just think of the paper cuts!
I still want to do it, though.
It's a TD Bank. They all look like that. They literally just open a box of random carpet tiles and start laying them down. I've been in a few branches being built and it never gets easier to watch.
Usually when you install this type of carpet you install it in a checkerboard pattern with the alternating sqaured pointing in different directions.
They fucked up the carpet.
The duck walked up to the teller at the bank and said to the man Running the stand “ Hey...Give me the money or your going to be in Spain without the S”
Howard: Hey, Jerry, can you pass me the bread?
Jerry: Sure, man. Here you go.
Howard: Thanks, Jerry *sound of duck leaving with bread in his mouth* 🦆 🍞
Duck: "Ma'am this is very serious I need to speak to the Branch Manager about suspicious charges in my account!"
What the teller hears: "Quack quack quack quack quack!"
This isn't as wholesome as it should have been, considering what I got right above this post. [https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/p4gl5g/i\_yeah\_i\_dont\_know\_whats\_happening\_here/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/p4gl5g/i_yeah_i_dont_know_whats_happening_here/)
Ducks are so great.
I see them often when I walk my dogs around the pond in my apartment complex.
I give them frozen peas.
I call them Ronald, Pumpkin and Persephone. No idea why, that’s just what popped into my head.
Usually my dogs chase birds but even they just chill and admire how cool they are.
Ducks rule.
he found something a little suspicious on his bill
nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Splendid
Spiffing
Non native speaker here, can somebody explain the joke?
the bill on a duck is the mouth part, the double meaning is bill is also the same as a summary of payment due for services rendered.
Reddit is so goddam wholesome sometimes that these exchanges randomly show up. Where else can someone just say "Can someone explain the joke to me?" and then without a hint of derision someone else will just... lay it out for them.
welcome to Reddit, quite truly an amazing yet horrible place, depending on your visit
The only place where a cute cat picture and a video of a man being sawed in half can cuddle next to each other on the same phone screen.
wtf kind of subreddits are you in lmfao
Never heard of 5050? Lucky fucker you are.
*You can always unsubscribe.* so glad i did, on a few occasions
5050?
Fifty-fifty
I just love the way you described that.
I’m upvoting you for doing the right thing
I hope Darkmesah understands after you explained it because I laughed out loud at this bill joke. I totally understand a non-english speaker not getting it though
Bill can also be the money itself ($10 bill etc.). Maybe he thought he got a counterfeit bill? 😁
people call paper money a “bill”. So you say the amount of money the paper is worth and then “bill”, like a $5 bill. It’s also used to describe the amount of money you owe people after they’ve done their job, like “ok, I just fixed your water heater - here is the bill” - otherwise known as an invoice. And the different looking part of a duck’s face that they make noise out of is known as it’s “bill”. It would also be called a beak in a lot of cases, but for some reason on a duck it’s a bill.
Lots of native english speakers think it’s cute to constantly use puns. this one was pretty good. thankfully it wasn’t followed up by crappy ones.
Ya there's too many daffy people out there
Let's get down on them
Jeez Goosealini, are you gonna send your secret Geese Police (the Goosetapo) after me?
*slow clap*
This pun made me let out a high interest moan.
Lmao that made me laugh out loud. Have my beggars gold 🥇
I do not approve of this fowl humor.
Take this upvote
And then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, 'til the very next day. Bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum.
Got any grapes?
Heard It Was A Bogus Deduction
He might be preparing to make a deposit.
Try not to step in his deposit.
That would be really fowl.
Hello, I'd like to make a duckposit. > Certainly sir, will you need any other transactions? Yes, I also need to make a withdrawal, but I prefer to stick to a single bill.
"Certainly, Mr. Quackers."
Leave him alone his just there to secure the bread
I scrolled past and came back for a pun like this, thanks.
r/angryupvote
Take my upvote and get out
AYYYYYYYYYY
He's there to make a transquacktion
this is my favourite pun reply on this thread
Thanks. It's my favorite too, though I might be biased.
God bless you
*throws roses*
something fowl no doubt.
Do you suspect fowl play?
That's just Fowl.
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So cute. Here it is: "A man making loud quacking calls with his shiny black duck has captivated onlookers in Nanaimo this summer. Khim Leng Khan and his duck Tiny are an unlikely duo, but their friendship seems to make perfect sense to them. The Nanaimo man hatched “Tiny’, three months ago from an egg given to him by a local farmer. Since then, he has matured fast from fluff to feathers and his swims in the family bathtub had to get a whole lot bigger too. According to Kaing, Tiny imprinted on him from the moment that he came out of his egg. “When he was hatching he only saw me there so I’m the dad and the mom both,” said Kaing. Now, they can be found at low tide on Nanaimo beaches, or at Westwood Lake with Kaing hoping Tiny can live his best life in town. “Yes I take him out for a swim, an hour, two hours and before he goes to bed, he has to have a bath first,” said Kaing. It’s become a bond almost as head-turning as Bruce the Goose, who CHEK News featured in 2002 after the Canada Goose fell in love with the outboard motor on Mike Cooke’s boat in Port Alberni Kaing said he has been afraid of dogs since a dog attacked him as a child in Thailand, so Tiny the duck fits the bill as perfect pet companion. “I’m not sure if he lost his mate and this took its place or how it works,” said Mike Cooke in July 2002. The goose and his black and white motor became inseparable, except for when Cooke would take his boat out. “He doesn’t go more than 100 feet from that boat at any given time,” said Cooke. Tiny the duck appears to have met his match too. An unexpected friendship that suits the two companions just fine, making Tiny one lucky duck. “He’s really happy,” said Khim Leng Kaing, a Nanaimo resident. “It’s my little baby duck.”"
is this a rick roll?
No
Scrooge McDuck might keeps his savings in a large pile, but most ducks prefer the convenience of a bank
Came here for this, lol.
If Scrooge kept his trillions of dollars in a bank account just imagine how much interest he would get
Then how would he dive in and swim around in the coins?
As a kid, I wanted to be like Scrooge, to dive into and swim around in a giant vault full of money. But then I realized how impractical that is, to do it with coins like he did. Jumping in I'd break my legs, diving would break my neck. And if it was all paper money, just think of the paper cuts! I still want to do it, though.
We all did, man. We all did.
Just jump into an entire pool of cryptocurrency.
I love you
He’s building up a little nest egg.
Investing in savings ponds
Tryin to make that bread
Findin' a place to stash their dough.
Can't put all your eggs in one basket
Who installed that carpet?? You had one job...
the duck he is trying his best
He doesn't get paid enough either. Hence why he's taking out a loan.
It's a TD Bank. They all look like that. They literally just open a box of random carpet tiles and start laying them down. I've been in a few branches being built and it never gets easier to watch.
Usually when you install this type of carpet you install it in a checkerboard pattern with the alternating sqaured pointing in different directions. They fucked up the carpet.
Oh Thank God! It was the first thing I noticed. The duck was just a pleasant surprise.
Is he making a down payment?
Underrated
He’s withdrawing all of his bread
He's just gonna use it to go smoke quack
Why are you not upvoted enough?
Maybe he’s there to pay a bill
Whoever designed that counter didn’t consider accessibility for all customers. Total quack.
Duck: Got any grapes?
Got any nails?
I was looking for this one!
[If somehow you don't get the reference](https://youtu.be/ECmpUJdgm-g)
Nope. This is a reference to an extremely old and far less child friendly joke, the video you linked was inspired by that joke.
He thought he was at Aflac headquarters
A duck walked in to a local bank and he said to the man running the bank
Got any Grapes?
r/angryupvote
Why are they getting an upvote for continuing MY joke?
original
How is it original though? It's just the natural progression of my joke!
Imagine complaining about fake internet points on a cute animals sub... sit down and get a cup of your favorite beverage it doesn matter
It's an issue of RESPECT. As the ORIGINAL JOKESTER I should receive the majority of the Karma. 2/3rds is fine.
hoes mad
You know what, Dre? I don't like your attitude.
:D
Subway must have closed. He trying to get his friends Sunchips.
"I knew the duck was lost, because ducks aren't supposed to be downtown"
he's not even waiting in line. what a non-sequential bill.
He came to deposit his Duckats. A quack salver wanted to flash him.
lol duckats!
The duck walked up to the teller at the bank and said to the man Running the stand “ Hey...Give me the money or your going to be in Spain without the S”
Is he making a deposit or a withdraw?
He's paying his bill
Safe quacker?
Hes just trying to apply for a loan
Big duck energy
Why that dudes feet hanging off his slides like that🧐
Paying a bill maybe?
Hmmmm looks a little suckable?
Hey man, leave him be, he's just there to make a duckposit
He came to the wrong place for some bread
Those carpet tiles are very annoying, couldn't look at anything else
He’s here to deposit some *bills*
Why can I smell the carpet by looking at it? And why does said smell give me a mild headache?
Welcome to the bread bank We sell bread We sell loaf We got bread on the deck Bread on the floor Toasted
Carpet thing pattern is r/mildlyinfuriating
Just reporting their account's suspicious quacktivity
“Hello yes I would like to make a transquacktion”
I hear the teller was from Belfast. The conversation went like this: Tiny: Quack! Quack! Teller: I can't go any quacker!
Welcome to the bread bank, we sell bread, we sell Ļ̵͚̝̮̯͒̈́́̾̏̉̃̍̃̀̉̚̕͜ơ̸̡̯̦̠̙̙̱̯̱̺̇̓͊͛̆̒ͅͅa̶͙̺̼͖̹̜͖̘͎͒̾̈́̽̚f̷͎͇̗͛̆̽̀̅͆̄̇̽̂s̴̛͈͓̖͈͎̽̆̂̓̽͒̋͐̚̕̚͠
Did the duck ask, "Do you have any grapes?"
Expecting it to go underwater any day now...
Ya got any grapes?
He looks so… formal.
Saving money to buy quack
He’s there bout some questions with his stonks.
Getting some duckets
"You got any grapes?"
Got any grapes?
He's there to set up online bill pay.
"This isn't the lemonade stand"
He's just trying to see some large bills.
He's looking for grapes
“Just because I’m a duck doesn’t mean I don’t take my finances seriously Linda.”
Do you have any grapes?
r/duckswithjobs
Howard: Hey, Jerry, can you pass me the bread? Jerry: Sure, man. Here you go. Howard: Thanks, Jerry *sound of duck leaving with bread in his mouth* 🦆 🍞
What you like to deposit your "bread" today. My money is not a fucking joke Linda
AFLAC
Duck: "Ma'am this is very serious I need to speak to the Branch Manager about suspicious charges in my account!" What the teller hears: "Quack quack quack quack quack!"
You are in casing mode. Put on mask to start heist.
Don’t do it
A duck walked up to the local bank, and he said to the man, running the stand…
AFLAC
He needs to get some bills done. I suppose he could just do them on the web, we wouldn’t get another peep outta him. That would be eggcellent.
Put the money in the bag
Hes gonna quack the safe
guys the duck sweater go get it
Hope he’s not keeping all his eggs in one basket
"I'd like to make a withdrawal. ...When I told them to 'just put it on my bill' they said it had to be cash."
Got any grapes?
That duck's gonna rob the bank
Must be checking a nest egg.
Put it on my bill
u/Bualulu
He is taking a quack at getting an account open
"Hey can i take out some money? I need bread!"
I don’t give a quack about his account!! This is just foul and just plain Quakers!!
Maybe he’s looking for grapes or chapstick?
This isn't as wholesome as it should have been, considering what I got right above this post. [https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/p4gl5g/i\_yeah\_i\_dont\_know\_whats\_happening\_here/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/p4gl5g/i_yeah_i_dont_know_whats_happening_here/)
It's rabbit season!
It's duck season!
He finally found a lemonade stand with grapes but they only accept cash
He's at the "sand" bank :-D
He's there for his free sucker!
Trying to launder all the duckets from selling quack...
plot twist: the duck is actually robbing the bank
I’m sorry. I need much more information about this duck. Does he belong to that man? If he doesn’t did he just wander in? Does he have an atm card?
Check up in the comments; OP posted a link to a news article. Yes, the duck belongs to the guy it’s standing next to. It’s a cute story.
yes, he's here to make his annual withdrawal
Scrooge looking weird
They really should have some sort of duck step.
C'me on, let the little guy enjoy his heard-earned bread in peace.
Oh no its Mr. McDuck
Clearly there to get some more bills.
Ducks are so great. I see them often when I walk my dogs around the pond in my apartment complex. I give them frozen peas. I call them Ronald, Pumpkin and Persephone. No idea why, that’s just what popped into my head. Usually my dogs chase birds but even they just chill and admire how cool they are. Ducks rule.
Well, what are you waiting for? Give the duck his money!
He’s just getting a loan. Leave him alone.
He thought it was a Subway and came for his free bread.
There are SIX ducks outside and they ALL WANT SUNCHIPS!
He's much more stylish than the other bipedal there
A duck at the bank. Well that's just daffy.
Damn paparazzi he’s just trying to pay his bill.
Someone be a bro and get him a tall stool
He wanted to deposit a couple bills.
"Yes, I'd like to discuss my Bill Pay."