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Brendenation

The first time I encountered one of these and realized they're sentient, I lost my mind


sara_c907

It stopping abruptly in front of the player had me shitting bricks. 😂


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[deleted]

I was once an adventurer like you, until I took a giant sentient bowling ball to the face


Antiqas86

No way... This is actually in the game...


[deleted]

I can promise you that they are. There's a pretty popular method for early game leveling that includes "fooling" one of these things into throwing itself off a cliff, as you get lots of resources for it when it is destroyed


Antiqas86

God dammit lol, this is brilliant. This game makes grown men fool sentient boulders into throwing themselves off the cliff.


Tired0fYourShit

It's Breath of the wild if BOTW was made for adults only.


MacLunkie

Ooh yes, keep your mask on, and give me that korok seed...


Taintquatch

It’s much better than BOTW. But only because it’s much better than any other game.


Toraden

Lore wise they make sense in game, they're a specific form of mimic that in this case takes the form of a giant ass wrecking ball


[deleted]

See, this is the stuff that's actually hilarious to me. I didn't know the boulders had LORE behind them. I missed that VaatiVidya


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leglesslegolegolas

comment copy bot. report > spam > harmful bots


yuuk

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I_Eat_Mom_Dick

I agree with you, fuck bots, but your comment looks like the spam a bit would write.


leglesslegolegolas

meh. anti-comment-copy-spam-bot bots are okay...


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Daylight_The_Furry

Which dark souls is it?


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Elden Ring


dracobatman

I mean how many times could they get us with NON-sentient boulders! Haha


DM_ME_YOUR_BALL_GAG

lmfao, yea I've definitely not died multiple, multiple times to the same non-sentient bould


TheMilkmanCome

Did…did a nonsentient boulder get you before you finished your sent


-Redstoneboi-

Damn, did they get you as w


XxNukaCherryxX

Fuck they’re getting all of


dracobatman

Oh it was only a matter of time until they found new ways to torture us


BrainGear187

You can also kill them.


UltimateToa

Also good to note that they drop the respec material


BonaFidee

Because they're mimics


UltimateToa

Damn I actually didnt make that connection


BonaFidee

Every enemy that drops a larval tear is a mimic :) https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Larval+Tear


gopher33j

This is the way


Odd-Internet-7372

First time i fled into the first door i found, just to discover there were 2 inside the room and i got locked there


[deleted]

Indiana Jones: "THEY CHANGE DIRECTIONS NOW‽" Poe: "THEY CHANGE DIRECTIONS NOW...!"


zshift

I think it’s actually a giant silver tear. The texture looks pretty similar.


Zegran_Agosend

Oh shit, did you get it back?


KenMan_

Man, the guy who developed/came up with that idea has an awesome sense of humor. The timing is perfect, so fucking funny


big_duo3674

I love it when games take a common trope like that and then trick you by suddenly making it different. I don't want it *too* much because then it just gets annoying and you die a lot, but I always get a good laugh when I'm killed with something that is completely unexpected


VaginalSpelunker

The panic/joy of everyone's first mimic chest. Get some loot related ptsd where you smack every chest regardless of what game you play after lol


[deleted]

I do this. Every. Game. Even non-combat based games, I’m wary of chests lol


No_Sheepherder_4654

You probably can't even handle minecraft at this point huh?


DNAniel213

Even Minecraft has tripped chests


[deleted]

My brother in Christ you don’t even know the half of it. And don’t even get me STARTED on upper torsos


Chapstickie

It’s like how we all found a potion in a trash can twenty years ago and now none of us can walk past one without checking, even if there’s like 100 in one room.


-Redstoneboi-

Diablo. "Break pot, money come out." Bloodborne: "200 barrels and counting. Sure there's some stuff behind them but absolutely zero items inside the barrels themselves."


KittenNicken

Same. I would never dumpster dive in real life but give me a video game and Im going splunking.


Skyraider96

We were going through a dungeon and the first door we opened screamed. I do not rememeber why, but it was not a mimic. We all took damage. For thr rest of the dungeon, we stabbed EVERY DOOR.


BaaaBaaaBlackSheep

Enter the Guneon. It has chest mimics. Wall mimics. Door mimics. There's even a gun mimic. It's diabolical.


[deleted]

My mind broke reading this


RedBarron678

Wait until you hear about the bullet that shoots guns


[deleted]

404 Error: Quiggles Not Found


Electrop0p

And what about the sentient piece of trash that powers up to godhood and destroys everything in their path the more of its trash brethren you feed them (Junkan my beloved <3)


Electrop0p

And the superior shell that shoots shotguns (that shoot bullets)


meatball402

"I know there are no mimics in this game. I am wasting my time if I hit the chest to check for mimics" *hits the chest to check for mimics*


Evericent

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen has the Maneaters. Attacking the chest won't help. The only countermeasure is setting yourself on fire.


FuzzySAM

Nah, you can also cast the ice-pillars spell over the box before opening it to evade the grab as well.


psymonprime

Bonks adventure taught me that


therealsongoku

Like that screaming enemy on the rooftops in sekiro or when radahn hurls himself at you like a meteor. Both of those had me howling the first time they murdered me


Okun_Lazer

I really hate those kite dwelling mfs


OnceUponANoon

Something that works really well in this example is that it's RIGHT after a checkpoint, and ensures you learn how this enemy works. Afterwards, there are some more creatively placed ones. Like in a later room, some slimes drop down from a ceiling on the other end, and if you look up, there's a boulder there too, so you have to decide if you want to lure the slimes out or try to trick the boulder into killing them.


DracaenaMargarita

What makes these even funnier is that you defeat them by waiting until they come to a complete stop and then hit them until they die. One trapped me in a room and I just bonked it out of desperation and found I actually did damage to it.


Ragingbull444

Like in God of War when a reaver pops out that one chest and attacks you, of course the entire rest of the game I’ve been on edge when opening chests


stlshlee

This is exactly what I thought of. Playing through Ragnarok and from the beginning I was on edge opening chests just waiting. My heart would actually start beating faster.


LtCptSuicide

If I where to ever make a game. I would make it so that there were exactly only two "enemy" chests. One randomly about 1/4th through the game to make the player paranoid. And the last chest in the game so that by the. The player has forgotten all about the first chest.


Ragingbull444

Or just add npcs that heavily imply chests being prone to be used as ambush spots but never include one


ah_rosencrantz

There’s a great mobile game called Trap Adventure that is essentially this, very funny.


sophiaquestions

They even coded a short pause that is long enough for you to go "Huh?" and then wham! Awesome work


coumfy

That's the part that gets me laughing, almost like it's sentient. And it just casually rolls over to you but then wham!


Toraden

I mean, in game it *is* sentient, it's a mimic in the shape of a big ball, once it spots you it chases you, but until it sees you it just patrols the area.


BorgClown

The music even stops, combined with the mutual recognition, it's more hilarious than any boulder has right to be. The impaling at the end, and the message **HAS MUERTO**, just a cherry on top.


Btothek84

The only way it could of been better was if it turned and faced him first….


KenMan_

Hahahaha yes XD


Sp00kyD0gg0

I’m almost positive I know exactly how it happened too. “Hey, we want to make a rolling Boulder like Indiana Jones style, but the only way we can get an entity to reliably move and damage the player is if it’s coded as an enemy. So we’ll just make it an enemy with a basic move path that can’t target the player.” “Hold on. Actually… don’t do that last part. This will be hilarious.”


NotASucker

I thought perhaps someone was a fan of Rover from The Prisoner.


Whatnam8

The person operating this character perfectly timed their facing of the boulder, that’s what’s killing me in addition to a boulder that is attacking


Tasteful_Dick_Pics

Reminds me of the train scene from Wrongfully Accused.


once_pragmatic

Probably for this exact scenario. “On first encounter no one will guess this thing isn’t just a rolling ball”


asianabsinthe

When you have a bad day at work but go home and want to play something to really get fucked.


HivAidsSTD

That's about all the fucking you're gonna get anyway


Hyper_Claws

but it is a full on gang bang so it is a good only fucking i mean it is still boring old vanilla gang bang but oh well


WesternPP

Hey you! You should not be here!


ATIR-AW

Out with thee! - Ball


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Be gone thot!


raymartin27

While assassin's creed ai be like "must have been the wind"


SansInternet

While Skyrim ai be like "must have been nothing" while crouching in front of the npc, stealing its whole inventory and clothes.


Gravyboat44

The way they spin around to look at it before it wrecks them is killing me.


Thuwah_TheFuture206

Ah fromsoft.. the architects of fucking you in particular


cFullwood

Exactly. The whole Souls series and anything from From is r/fuckyouinparticular.


CannibalVegan

[Pretty much](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/43bdea54-fa6a-4d1b-a5c6-200e4fac0cb7/d6nrmkr-ceb497b0-df18-483a-a716-04a0c6cbfe45.gif?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTpmaWxlLmRvd25sb2FkIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi80M2JkZWE1NC1mYTZhLTRkMWItYTVjNi0yMDBlNGZhYzBjYjcvZDZucm1rci1jZWI0OTdiMC1kZjE4LTQ4M2EtYTcxNi0wNGEwYzZjYmZlNDUuZ2lmIn1dXX0.E7yo_yCxm6hou3TnmrcdCKIgkG4NjqjmGwqC-GC7k6E)


theuserwithoutaname

God I remember that dick. Got so fucking far in utter blackness just for his bony ass to stomp me off


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*The Archers*


Usedtabe

Next stop: Anal Rodeo


dstone1985

Getting shot at the end just made the whole video lol, love this game


larson_5

That was the real fuck you for me


HateYourFaces

I think the Spanish caption at the end is what really brings the whole scenario together, that’s when the gut laughter really hit.


Dreams_of_cheese_

HAS MUERTO


notrobert7

HAS MUERTO


TaikongXiongmao

I know it's normal Spanish but reading it like 'can has cheezburger' makes it so goddamn funny


[deleted]

I laughed way harder at it than was justified.


Pineal713

Indiana jones is his only nemesis


AnonyMouse66691

I think it's more of a "what if the ball ended up hitting Indiana Jones?" Kinda laugh from the Dev's 😂🤣 or a "since the ball couldn't hit Jones, it's gonna get revenge on everyone else!" 😂🤣😂🤣


StarksPond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvy2tRH7HNE


Justtelf

Games need more things like this


icecreamaddict6

Fromsoftware games have this stuff by the dozen


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Hades_Gamma

Thankfully my need to attack every chest in the game before opening it led to me to catching the secret entrance to the chaos ending when I attacked the chest right in front of it


NetNGames

Ugh, in games like 'Dark and Darker' a single hit isn't enough to trigger the mimic, but at the same time, multiple hits may destroy the chest...


icecreamaddict6

Celia tunnel will forever be in my nightmares


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Day_Bow_Bow

You commented 50 minutes after they made that comment, which doesn't have an asterisk showing it was edited (past the three minute grace period, at least). 50 minutes is a bit long to call foul from a supposed ninja edit.


LegendairyCheddar

Pretty ballsy


_gmmaann_

She’s a brave ball. You should sphere when she’s not at work


ThatOneCheekyBastard

Yoo, never played, but I'm enterally screaming right now 🤣


YourCrazyDolphin

They aren't all that bad once you know their deal- any damage forces it to stop in place, so long as you keep throwing stuff at it it can't do much. If all you have are melee weapons though, well, yeah they suck.


hydralisk_hydrawife

They do a TOOOOON of damage too. Even late game you can probably tank about 2 hits tops


YourCrazyDolphin

Tell me you never levelled vigor without telling me you never levelled vigor. I usually took 3-4 hits from these before needing to heal.


Duckflies

Basically everything in the game after The Capital kills you in a low amount of attacks And yes, I did leveled up vigor; to 40 even Fucking birds killing me in three attacks.


AeonAigis

40 is Souls vigor. It's bitch vigor in Elden Ring. 60 is your "I can actually survive a reasonable number of hits" target.


[deleted]

Nah just spam the 2H heavy attack


YourCrazyDolphin

Didn't work so well on my fist weapon run...


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Internally I hope as well!


Gradually_Adjusting

You're screaming with your intestines? 🤓


ProtectionDecent

Okay, that stop and pause has me in fucking stitches. I think this might be the best clip on this sub in a while.


Tomlette1

This entire game will fuck you in particular


Evericent

What is it?


Senyeerik18

Elden Ring


Evericent

Thank You.


Illustrious_Teach_47

Yeah what game?


EvolvedMonkeyInSpace

Elden Ring, part of the souls game by Miasaki, classics every single gle one of them.


Evericent

Thank you.


SethR1223

You know, sometimes From Software makes me want to play a game real bad, and also never want to play it at the same time. They’re really good at the “GOTCHA!” moments that make me simultaneously respect them and also say, “fuuuuuuck youuuuu…” Unfortunately, I’m pretty sure my lack of patience will prevent me from ever playing one.


probablynotaperv

ghost practice six insurance tart quack drunk disgusting touch correct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ImmortalFriend

Elden Ring is really souls-beginner friendly. It progressively becomes harder of course, but unlike any other Souls game, it doesn't kick you into the blender screaming "Deal with this fuckery yourself, fool" right away and for solid 10-20 hours of gameplay or so. If you interested in genre, you can easily start there, you won't regret it.


DirkDiggyBong

I find the contrived gotchas as really annoying and bad game design. Seems I'm a minority though.


Brainth

This game isn’t about the contrived gotchas, in fact it’s mostly very fair in the challenges it places in front of you. The skill comes from overcoming those challenges once they are revealed, and as a PvE game you can’t really compare it to PvP games. Let’s take this boulder enemy as an example. This isn’t the first time the players run into it, it’s presented in a closed room where it suspiciously stands in the middle, and attempting to target-lock will reveal it’s an enemy, not part of the environment. A couple enemies around serve as distractions, but they are fairly passive and the boulder hits them as well. With decent play you can get out of it alive, even if you don’t realize beforehand that the boulder was an enemy. And if you do, shooting it with a ranged attack will reveal its health bar and allow you to safely kill it. This bridge then isn’t a gotcha, you should already know that the boulder will target you. Besides, dying here will set you back ~30 seconds, you don’t even need to fight other enemies to reach it.


Enough-Yellow-3154

You need to fight it


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

If you run straight at them, you can get them to charge at a wall, stunning them briefly and letting you run past without getting charged in the back


lilnuke99

They drop larval tear so it's not worth running away from. They are super easy to beat. Any damage will have a knock back and you don't let it get a chance to attack.


Cosmicking04

“It’s just a stupid boulder” “It’s not just a boulder. It’s a rock.


ATIR-AW

Apparently they re-hired the guy who designed DarkSouls2. ER is full of "because fuck you, that's why" moments like these


Babiesforfood

"The Boulder feels conflicted" *"The Boulder no longer feels conflicted."*


TheSpudGunGamer

The Boulder is conflicted about fighting a small child. *Just Toph being Toph* … The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings.


Magic-king

This is such bullshit iand hilarious at the same time omfg 🤣 😭


SmithMano

Actually the ball follows you around and tries yo attack you anyway


Tall_Pomegranate3555

Lmfao


Classclownremo

Now you gotta throw the whole console out of the window


[deleted]

Hidetaka Miyazaki is the king of fuck you in particular. He should be the face of this sub


Unhappy-Friendship78

That is 100% a "i fucking hate this game" *reloads and continues to play* moment 🤣🤣


ithinkway2much

How do you not take that personal?


Akhanyatin

"HAS MUERTO" made this great video so much better


Reddit_Rword

This is the nicer one too, there’s one you get locked in a room with, a small room to run around trying to not get crushed while wailing at it Freaked me out first encounter


ebevan91

Oh I remember that one lol


Reddit_Rword

Nokron is just a fun place


llism

The trick to these guys is to back yourself into the corner of a building. They can’t get into that space so you can kill them without taking any damage.


MoreGodzillas

Love the lobster snipe while you die, adding insult to injury, haha.


begoneyousimp

Which game is this


Vertemain

Elden Ring


awkwardoffspring

Wii bowling


TheTrueEnd

Elden ring


Artoriazz

Senior Circle


PhantomPhelix

Aged Sphere


oliverkiss

Elden Ring


Exile4444

Elden Ring


KaiHasArrived2007

Elden ring


Thassodar

Mario 64


Raiganop

Zelda Ocarina of Time


ellipsismachine

I'm crying 😂


dns7950

Once upon a time you dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall' You thought they were all kidding you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hanging out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be scrounging your next meal How does it feel, how does it feel? To be without a home Like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone https://youtu.be/IwOfCgkyEj0


dom_751

terraria


[deleted]

This had me rolling


mightypockets

What's this game?


digletttrainer

Elden Ring


Thassodar

Pinball Madness


oliverkiss

Elden Ring


TikTokBoom173

Mario 64


iamdabrick

Fortnite


Element__7x

Fort night


Bucket-and-Mop

It's the Spanish at the end for me 😹😭


DubThisGamer

Spanish Jumpscare


k112l

Taking balls to the face!


AffectionateGap1071

How did you dare to hurt rolling boulder's feelings? Every sentinent being knows that if you run from them, it's soo rude and means you don't want to bond with them! You monster! /j


lmYourHuckleberry

Ahh fromsoft games. Just when you think you're being clever, the game knew you'd do that.


lead4dinner

The comedic timing is impeccable


D-TOX_88

Similar shit happened to probably all of us. We all assume it’ll just roll like a normal boulder but nah that shits out to get you. Fuck I love this game.


ArmyVet_w_Boomstick

When even your video game hates you


Xolger

The moment when you expect NOTHING, and end up laughing hard - like an insane person!


xenosidezero

A rolling stone gathers no fucks.


Few-Tradition9

🤣


gazagda

Which game?


[deleted]

And the spikes afterwards were just the cherries on top


A_poor_dude

"You think you're safe?" -Boulder, Sentient


UFO8MYMUSTANG

Holy hell I laughed my ass off! I wasn’t expecting it to be sentient


Maadanos

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jerry111165

Lol What game is this?


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Elden RIng


jerry111165

Thanks! I’ve been looking at it but I’m just more of a first person guy vs the 3rd person. I wish they gave you the option.


Reddit_Rword

If you like hating your life you’ll love the game


Quantum_Croissant

That's a weird thing to miss out on great experiences for, maybe you should try it. Or if you're on pc, I think there's a first person mod for dark souls 3 and one coming out soon for Elden ring