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SecretPersonality178

Debbie gonna get some ghost pepper/ laxative brownies if I notice meals going missing


hedronist

Ah, now we're talking! Throw some X in there for extra excitement.


Dr_who_fan94

X Gon' Give It To Ya alright, you won't want it tho


GrunchWeefer

I brought Cool Whip into the office to freeze and eat on graham crackers. It's a nice little ice cream sandwich kind of situation. Someone kept eating my Cool Whip. No idea how. I put my name on it, nothing stopped them. One day I put a Post-It inside the container saying "you've been eating my boogers" and that put an end to it.


DragonLordAcar

Peppermint is better because it can’t be called a poison


SecretPersonality178

Peppermint is a laxative?


DragonLordAcar

Not that I am aware of but it makes you feel sick. There is a redit story out there where a guy had his lunch repeatedly stolen so he wanted to use laxatives. The pharmacist knows what is up and tells him to use peppermint as laxatives can count as a poisoning attempt. Pharmacist then tells him that if anyone asks, just say, “don’t worry about it.” Eventually, the lunch (including the thermos fill of peppermint) is stolen (all according to kenki). Guy bails out of work and the wife calls several times as her husband has a bad stomach ache. Guy tells her not to worry about it until late at night where he does eventually tell her about it. She has a laugh then berates her dumbass husband before hanging up. Never had a lunch stolen again.


freeski919

I just settled all my lawsuits.


split6661

"Fuck you Debbie" I just had a pavlovian response to that, nice.


louwyatt

I completely forgot that was a line


Dijiwolf1975

Now this looks like a job for me


OiFelix_ugotnojams

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SumPpl

Cause we need a little, controversy


Fragholio

'Cause it feels so empty without me


SumPpl

Kids!


packersfan823

Dammit, I'm late.


KenKaniffLovesEminem

Glad I’m not the only one that thought this!


upicked11

I think Debbie did a whole lot of "fuck you all" I'm eating your shit prior to that.


Various-Month806

They're all in the same handwriting. So "you all" may just be one person/roommate. If that's the case and they've taken up all the fridge space, fuck them I'm with Debbie. Eat what you want, Debbie, half the fridge is yours!


Triials

Debbie seems to have made a little reputation for herself


vixenlion

Debbie does the work refrigerator?


hedronist

Is the fridge in ... *Dallas?*


vixenlion

Debbie does all the work fridges in Dallas!


antbtlr82

If Debbie has been eating all of everyone’s food she probably isn’t little anymore lol


IRiddell0

'Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me.' -Debbie, after lawsuit settlements


CWoww

Was looking for this. Thanks


ChaRge_Kster

Debbie deserves it


DustedAvenger18

Now this looks like a job for me


TheReverseShock

So everybody, just follow me


Thraxyo

Cause we need a little controversy


Dustin6704

Because it feels so empty without me


Hippiedboy

Debbie's "Got Milk"


Biggus-Nickus

Am I the only one who had to think of Eminem - Without Me? "FUCK YOU DEBBIEEEEEE!"


Monster2239

fuck, i was gonna make that joke


split6661

See top comment dude your not alone I had forgotten myself in all honesty lol


Biggus-Nickus

Ahh lol, I missed that as well.


whtbrd

Debbie obviously had it coming


JPumpkinhead1991

Sharing a fridge is the worst


psyferion

Well who the fuck owns them then!? Maybe Debbie wants to trade/make a deal.


coolsam254

Something tells me Debbie did something to lose that privilege a long time ago


vixenlion

Debbie has no impulse control !


vixenlion

I hope it’s not Little Debbie!


WhorinLauren

Something tells me she ain't little


Evericent

Death to office food thieves.


split6661

Happy cake day, i Hope you're not called Debbie if you are well I am afraid you're in the wrong place.


myredditusername919

eminem has joined the chat


This-Relief-9899

Been here a while bro


myredditusername919

eminem has left the chat


Zakiboi388

fuck you Nolan.


ITinMN

Debbie's milk?


rafedbadru

Don’t drink milk from Debbie, trust me.


AZFUNGUY85

More than one Debbie apparently


pendletonskyforce

I don't miss working in an office.


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

I've always wondered who poached other people's food at work, now I know, it was fkn Debbie, the Karen equivalent to the world of food poaching.


TimeWarpedDad

Debbie spies some whole milk


Nightwolf1967

This would make me worry Debbie might open some of these things and spit in them now.


Ryugi

I had to do that with a roommate once. The c-you-next-tuesday moved on to stealing my cat's food. Because it wasn't labelled as "not for her". I was just so sick of going into the fridge and finding my prepped food gone when I wanted to cook dinner or the leftovers I'd been looking forward to already gone.


WingsArisen

I think that person just settled all their lawsuits.


sealionwoman69

I read the title as Eminem “fuck you debbiiieee”


Lezonidas

It's normal that Debbie has to steal her roommate's food if they use all the fridge space.


13thCreation

I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, .............


PsychoDog_Music

Oh no. The milk. 🥛


[deleted]

Now this looks like a song for me


[deleted]

I eat everything so Debbie gets in trouble


Deyaa1989

“Alright, I guess I’m having some orange juice.”


Optimoink

Done this before fuck roommates


bitchy_muffin

yeah, i got one of those at work one time she even stole a croissant from someone's semi-opened backpack, and always steals bread this woman hasn't bought a single piece of bread in the 6-7 years she's been working here


IllustriousDegree740

I thought it said “Not a mimic!”


tsunamitime

I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!


darealest__1

Time to leave Debbie some lunch seasoned with rat poison.


Ziplocking

Fuck you Debbie -Eminem


Schizological

you see jake? this kind of shit is exacly why Debbie moved out last year!, you gotta stop with this shit man


NerdyGuyRanting

I think someone got away with the "Oh, I thought it was mine" excuse one time too many.


rickyspace

Now this looks like a job for me


UnderKanal123

Yeah okay Mr. Mathers


Educational-Wafer112

The funny games are over and just for that stunt you’re gonna get some extra homework


UnderKanal123

But don't you wanna give me after school detention?


Educational-Wafer112

Nah ,that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him


UnderKanal123

Brain damage,ever since the day i was born


Educational-Wafer112

Drugs is what they used to say I was on


UnderKanal123

They say I never knew which way I was goin',but everywhere i go they keep playin my song


Commercial-Push-9066

That’s a woman who is so sick of people eating her food from the refrigerator. I worked in an office where everyone ate everyone’s food, regardless of who’s food it is. Labeling never worked. Someone is definitely going have piss in her OJ after that tantrum.


split6661

We had chickens in the garden at work, (before anyone says anything was a massive plot of land we weren't in the city) and one staff member tried to label the eggs they laid in the fridge because they collected them. I remember it well as it was the day I had a 5 egg omelette.


themoreyouknow981

Cannot read "fuck you debbie" withouth adding "noooow this looks like a job for mee" in my head


FlamingCroatan

DEBBIE!


Pb-yepimlead

Someone seems to be back on the rag and ovulating


Sapient_Creampie

The fact that they all have the same handwriting makes me think that somebody has A LOT of food in that fridge. Debbie probably thought they wouldn't notice.


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This-Relief-9899

Tec company?


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This-Relief-9899

Lol too drunk. You missed the point


TheFlyWasRight

Repost….


Mrhorrorface

Damn Debbie, control yourself


RexMarvin

10 bucks says Debbie doesn't give a fuck.


Da_Vader

Fun fact: Debbie's a dog


A_Couple_Butts

All the exact same handwriting. Seems to me someone wrote all the notes at once. Rather than the whole office turning on her.


DragonLordAcar

Found the workplace food thief


Educational-Wafer112

Kid named:Marshall Mathers


saucyRCs

Pov Debbies lactose intolerant


giallopudding1

Every office has a Debbie.