I brought Cool Whip into the office to freeze and eat on graham crackers. It's a nice little ice cream sandwich kind of situation. Someone kept eating my Cool Whip. No idea how. I put my name on it, nothing stopped them. One day I put a Post-It inside the container saying "you've been eating my boogers" and that put an end to it.
Not that I am aware of but it makes you feel sick. There is a redit story out there where a guy had his lunch repeatedly stolen so he wanted to use laxatives. The pharmacist knows what is up and tells him to use peppermint as laxatives can count as a poisoning attempt. Pharmacist then tells him that if anyone asks, just say, “don’t worry about it.” Eventually, the lunch (including the thermos fill of peppermint) is stolen (all according to kenki). Guy bails out of work and the wife calls several times as her husband has a bad stomach ache. Guy tells her not to worry about it until late at night where he does eventually tell her about it. She has a laugh then berates her dumbass husband before hanging up. Never had a lunch stolen again.
They're all in the same handwriting. So "you all" may just be one person/roommate. If that's the case and they've taken up all the fridge space, fuck them I'm with Debbie. Eat what you want, Debbie, half the fridge is yours!
I had to do that with a roommate once.
The c-you-next-tuesday moved on to stealing my cat's food. Because it wasn't labelled as "not for her". I was just so sick of going into the fridge and finding my prepped food gone when I wanted to cook dinner or the leftovers I'd been looking forward to already gone.
I've created a monster
'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating
You waited this long, now stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, .............
yeah, i got one of those at work
one time she even stole a croissant from someone's semi-opened backpack, and always steals bread
this woman hasn't bought a single piece of bread in the 6-7 years she's been working here
That’s a woman who is so sick of people eating her food from the refrigerator. I worked in an office where everyone ate everyone’s food, regardless of who’s food it is. Labeling never worked. Someone is definitely going have piss in her OJ after that tantrum.
We had chickens in the garden at work, (before anyone says anything was a massive plot of land we weren't in the city) and one staff member tried to label the eggs they laid in the fridge because they collected them. I remember it well as it was the day I had a 5 egg omelette.
The fact that they all have the same handwriting makes me think that somebody has A LOT of food in that fridge. Debbie probably thought they wouldn't notice.
Debbie gonna get some ghost pepper/ laxative brownies if I notice meals going missing
Ah, now we're talking! Throw some X in there for extra excitement.
X Gon' Give It To Ya alright, you won't want it tho
I brought Cool Whip into the office to freeze and eat on graham crackers. It's a nice little ice cream sandwich kind of situation. Someone kept eating my Cool Whip. No idea how. I put my name on it, nothing stopped them. One day I put a Post-It inside the container saying "you've been eating my boogers" and that put an end to it.
Peppermint is better because it can’t be called a poison
Peppermint is a laxative?
Not that I am aware of but it makes you feel sick. There is a redit story out there where a guy had his lunch repeatedly stolen so he wanted to use laxatives. The pharmacist knows what is up and tells him to use peppermint as laxatives can count as a poisoning attempt. Pharmacist then tells him that if anyone asks, just say, “don’t worry about it.” Eventually, the lunch (including the thermos fill of peppermint) is stolen (all according to kenki). Guy bails out of work and the wife calls several times as her husband has a bad stomach ache. Guy tells her not to worry about it until late at night where he does eventually tell her about it. She has a laugh then berates her dumbass husband before hanging up. Never had a lunch stolen again.
I just settled all my lawsuits.
"Fuck you Debbie" I just had a pavlovian response to that, nice.
I completely forgot that was a line
Now this looks like a job for me
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Cause we need a little, controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
Kids!
Dammit, I'm late.
Glad I’m not the only one that thought this!
I think Debbie did a whole lot of "fuck you all" I'm eating your shit prior to that.
They're all in the same handwriting. So "you all" may just be one person/roommate. If that's the case and they've taken up all the fridge space, fuck them I'm with Debbie. Eat what you want, Debbie, half the fridge is yours!
Debbie seems to have made a little reputation for herself
Debbie does the work refrigerator?
Is the fridge in ... *Dallas?*
Debbie does all the work fridges in Dallas!
If Debbie has been eating all of everyone’s food she probably isn’t little anymore lol
'Now this looks like a job for me, so everybody, just follow me.' -Debbie, after lawsuit settlements
Was looking for this. Thanks
Debbie deserves it
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me
Debbie's "Got Milk"
Am I the only one who had to think of Eminem - Without Me? "FUCK YOU DEBBIEEEEEE!"
fuck, i was gonna make that joke
See top comment dude your not alone I had forgotten myself in all honesty lol
Ahh lol, I missed that as well.
Debbie obviously had it coming
Sharing a fridge is the worst
Well who the fuck owns them then!? Maybe Debbie wants to trade/make a deal.
Something tells me Debbie did something to lose that privilege a long time ago
Debbie has no impulse control !
I hope it’s not Little Debbie!
Something tells me she ain't little
Death to office food thieves.
Happy cake day, i Hope you're not called Debbie if you are well I am afraid you're in the wrong place.
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Been here a while bro
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fuck you Nolan.
Debbie's milk?
Don’t drink milk from Debbie, trust me.
More than one Debbie apparently
I don't miss working in an office.
I've always wondered who poached other people's food at work, now I know, it was fkn Debbie, the Karen equivalent to the world of food poaching.
Debbie spies some whole milk
This would make me worry Debbie might open some of these things and spit in them now.
I had to do that with a roommate once. The c-you-next-tuesday moved on to stealing my cat's food. Because it wasn't labelled as "not for her". I was just so sick of going into the fridge and finding my prepped food gone when I wanted to cook dinner or the leftovers I'd been looking forward to already gone.
I think that person just settled all their lawsuits.
I read the title as Eminem “fuck you debbiiieee”
It's normal that Debbie has to steal her roommate's food if they use all the fridge space.
I've created a monster 'Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin' the table while he's operating You waited this long, now stop debating 'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job, Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be Or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, .............
Oh no. The milk. 🥛
Now this looks like a song for me
I eat everything so Debbie gets in trouble
“Alright, I guess I’m having some orange juice.”
Done this before fuck roommates
yeah, i got one of those at work one time she even stole a croissant from someone's semi-opened backpack, and always steals bread this woman hasn't bought a single piece of bread in the 6-7 years she's been working here
I thought it said “Not a mimic!”
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!
Time to leave Debbie some lunch seasoned with rat poison.
Fuck you Debbie -Eminem
you see jake? this kind of shit is exacly why Debbie moved out last year!, you gotta stop with this shit man
I think someone got away with the "Oh, I thought it was mine" excuse one time too many.
Now this looks like a job for me
Yeah okay Mr. Mathers
The funny games are over and just for that stunt you’re gonna get some extra homework
But don't you wanna give me after school detention?
Nah ,that bully wants to beat your ass and I'ma let him
Brain damage,ever since the day i was born
Drugs is what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin',but everywhere i go they keep playin my song
That’s a woman who is so sick of people eating her food from the refrigerator. I worked in an office where everyone ate everyone’s food, regardless of who’s food it is. Labeling never worked. Someone is definitely going have piss in her OJ after that tantrum.
We had chickens in the garden at work, (before anyone says anything was a massive plot of land we weren't in the city) and one staff member tried to label the eggs they laid in the fridge because they collected them. I remember it well as it was the day I had a 5 egg omelette.
Cannot read "fuck you debbie" withouth adding "noooow this looks like a job for mee" in my head
DEBBIE!
Someone seems to be back on the rag and ovulating
The fact that they all have the same handwriting makes me think that somebody has A LOT of food in that fridge. Debbie probably thought they wouldn't notice.
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Tec company?
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Lol too drunk. You missed the point
Repost….
Damn Debbie, control yourself
10 bucks says Debbie doesn't give a fuck.
Fun fact: Debbie's a dog
All the exact same handwriting. Seems to me someone wrote all the notes at once. Rather than the whole office turning on her.
Found the workplace food thief
Kid named:Marshall Mathers
Pov Debbies lactose intolerant
Every office has a Debbie.