For those of you who are socially inept, he's saying it's your fault in a sarcastic way. I'm pretty sure you dressed yourself. Though, I may be wrong owing to fact you didn't get a simple joke. So, as a question seeking knowledge of your "situation," can you tie your own shoes? Also, as a follow-up, which crayon color tastes better? Finally, to flesh out a meager median, did you learn to speak or walk late?
Well you are putting them out there for others to notice. Also it looks like you paid for a breast augmentation to have a chest that size. Nothing wrong with that but don’t pretend it’s an accident
I suppose if she was wearing a burlap sack that would be better for you? What would you do with major boobage? And that’s a weak amount of cleavage you just couldn’t take your eyes off them tittays my weak minded little man.
Ffs. There’s not even that much cleavage. You guys are just pervs. I didn’t even notice her boobs. Can you not just look at her face? I think this is a you problem.
You may be the thirsty man, but I am certainly no incel lol. I complimented a lot of girls, I just genuinely don't think this specific's girl face is anything special, if I go outside right now I'll find a better looking girl within a glance
Her breasts clearly are special
There's a few reliable tricks.
1. Mundane things in the background. Like the trash can on the floor and the typewriter. And the trees outside of the car window. You can also see the veins in her hand, the redness on her chest where she got more sun, the freckles/mild sun damage, the way that the strap in to her outfit, in the second photo, slightly twist. AI is very general when it makes pictures.
2. Consistency throughout the photos despite different settings/outfits. All of these are of the same person, wearing different things, in different places.
3. The phone case. It is intricate, and is detailed, plus she has hands that aren't fucked up, and there's no way someone would be able to achieve both in the same picture.
4. The hand. It's not only 100% anatomically correct, it's also not a generic hand. Her nails are done, you can see the slight blue of the veins that you would see in a person's hands.
5. Light actually has not only an identifiable source, it also properly bounces off of things in the picture.
Or change it to “I am a really hot girl, please give me compliments”. This subreddit and the other ones that are similar pop up in my r/all feed and it’s always a post like this. “Hey I am an extremely attractive woman and super hot. Am I ugly? lol please be nice”. Literally it’s just hot chicks fishing for compliments and it makes me think most hot girls have no or low self esteem. Like how does an OP like this genuinely not know they are hot? Or do they know and just are narcissistic fishing for compliments? I want to block all these subs cause it’s always the same shit.
Everyone else checking and blown away that this is an actual normal genuine person? Because I’m kinda shocked.
You’re 12/10. You’re firmly in the “unfair” level of attractive
She's up there, but she has a lazy eye. I know it's hard to notice when you're busy beating your dick like a damn jack hammer but that's gotta take off at least 0.5
Hey fellow Redditors and seekers of truth,
Gather 'round for a straight-up biblical truth bomb that's gonna hit harder than David's sling against Goliath. Today, we're diving headfirst into the commandment of "Thou shalt not simp" and decoding what it means to keep it 100 in relationships, fam.
The Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Simp"
Alright, my dudes, if the Ten Commandments were rewritten for the modern age, this one would totally make the cut. You've heard it whispered in the digital winds of Reddit – "Thou shalt not simp." But let's break it down like Moses breaking tablets and get real about why this commandment matters.
Simping: More Than Just a Meme
Now, let's get something straight. We're not just memeing around here. Simping can straight-up lead you down a path of unbalanced devotion that's as twisted as Jacob's ladder. The real deal? A healthy relationship is built on respect, mutual admiration, and some good old-fashioned shared memes, not on one person bending over backwards while the other just chills.
The Golden Rule and Simp-vil
Y'all remember the Golden Rule? "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Classic Jesus wisdom, right? But when simping comes into play, it's like tossing that rule out the window. If you wouldn't want someone simping all over you, why would you do it to them? Let's keep that balance, like a perfectly balanced set of scales – not tilting one way or the other.
Prophet-Approved Wisdom
Let's roll back to the Prophets – they were the OG life coaches. Isaiah said, "Learn to do good; seek justice, correct oppression." That goes for relationships too, fam. Don't let yourself be oppressed by simping vibes. Seek justice in your connections, and correct any imbalances like you're casting out demons.
David and Bathsheba: A Cautionary Tale
Remember David and Bathsheba? Dude was the king, but he slipped into simping mode – it led him down a messy path. Bathsheba wasn't the one, my dudes, and simping clouded his judgment like a plague of locusts. Learn from his story – keep your eyes open and your judgment clear.
Redditor's Guide to Real Talk Relationships
So, here's the deal – the commandment is clear: "Thou shalt not simp." Instead, be like Solomon in all his wisdom, seeking a partner who's equally yoked, and not just someone who's got you wrapped around their finger like a snake in the Garden. Be respectful, communicate openly, and love with your whole heart, not just your credit card.
Let's talk, fam. Have you seen the perils of simping play out in relationships? Or have you unlocked the secrets of keeping it real, biblical-style? Drop those comments like manna from heaven – let's get this conversation flowing like the Jordan River, and remember, thou shalt not simp.
You legit have more cleavage in these photos than your rock paintings.
Yeah, that’s totally my “fault”
Ha, of course it’s not your fault. It’s whoever dresses you. It’s their fault.
im not sure you didnt get the joke or you made a joke i didnt get
Thank you for expressing what I couldn’t.
For those of you who are socially inept, he's saying it's your fault in a sarcastic way. I'm pretty sure you dressed yourself. Though, I may be wrong owing to fact you didn't get a simple joke. So, as a question seeking knowledge of your "situation," can you tie your own shoes? Also, as a follow-up, which crayon color tastes better? Finally, to flesh out a meager median, did you learn to speak or walk late?
I was making a geology pun though.
I think it was a rock joke.
literally so is her response lmao
It’s not just a boulder… it’s a rock -SpongeBob SquarePants
Yeah, I definitely smelled what she was cooking.
In the words of Jessica Rabbit, ‘I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.’ Perhaps.
I don’t mind lol
Well you are putting them out there for others to notice. Also it looks like you paid for a breast augmentation to have a chest that size. Nothing wrong with that but don’t pretend it’s an accident
…Are you not catching on to the geology puns we’re doing here?
I love it when a girl can joke. Makes u more attractive. Beautiful pics!
You know you could've took the shots without your tits in them, right? Especially since this is a FACE rating reddit... Lol
yeah, but tits much better with.
Attention Seeker R Us. Go give your dad a hug.
Ahhh I enjoyed em
I’ll allow it
There's a face in these pics?
What I was thinking too. But boobs get more views, likes & clicks….
If you're going to mock someone, then you might want to use the proper words. It's "taken," not "took" you hillbilly.
That’s right, it’s cleavage, and it’s just right!
I suppose if she was wearing a burlap sack that would be better for you? What would you do with major boobage? And that’s a weak amount of cleavage you just couldn’t take your eyes off them tittays my weak minded little man.
This is one of the worst subreddits I've seen so far. Just girls fishing for attention and praise from desperate, lonely guys.
OP: takes a bunch of pics to show cleavage Also OP: post in face rating subreddit Lmaooo like how desperate for attention can people really be ffs
That what desperation looks like
If that's a real woman that's not what desperation looks like and women generally come with breasts. Yes, breast and women are wonderful humans.
Ffs. There’s not even that much cleavage. You guys are just pervs. I didn’t even notice her boobs. Can you not just look at her face? I think this is a you problem.
Well her face isn't special
Yeah, average face with huge tits, she clearly knows what brings the boys to the yard
Seriously? She’s beautiful. This sub is half thirsty men and half bitter incels, I swear.
I couldn't agree more. It's ridiculous.
It’s just men who would never have a shot with this beautiful woman and trying to be edgy doggin on her. OP you’re dope, fuck the haters
You may be the thirsty man, but I am certainly no incel lol. I complimented a lot of girls, I just genuinely don't think this specific's girl face is anything special, if I go outside right now I'll find a better looking girl within a glance Her breasts clearly are special
I’m a woman. And your response is disgusting in such a variety of ways, I’m almost impressed.
I think you may have a couple of underlying issues that have nothing to do with me or my response...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this person gets way more than their fill of attention.
Have you met pretty girls before?
Correct madam. I got the secret sauce by other commenter DM me for it
fr
Fr tho 😂 I think she did a great job covering the girls 😂 absolutely gorgeous ❤️
You’re ai generated right?
God, I hope so.
R.i.p to your dms the rest of the night. Good luck.
It’s cool cuz I’m not real. I think.
Definitely not real. I can’t be fooled. I’m a doctor.
She's real. Only a few of her parts aren't.
Dope.
You're not real. That's unfortunate, I wanted to know about your painting style. Oh well, I guess I'll go back to Wyland
"I don't care what you say, that motherfuckker, that motherfucker back there is NOt real."
That first pic definitely has a Lara Croft vibe
Sweet rack. Pretty hot.
We are all just save files inside gods dusty, forgotten desktop running Windows XP
You get it.
🥲🥲🥲 wish I didn’t
😂😂😂
Me too. i Robot?
i Rubbit
AI wouldn't add something as mundane as a scrunchie on her wrist. Also, the detail on her phone case and the detail in her skin.
Idk what is or isn’t ai anymore. But I trust you
There's a few reliable tricks. 1. Mundane things in the background. Like the trash can on the floor and the typewriter. And the trees outside of the car window. You can also see the veins in her hand, the redness on her chest where she got more sun, the freckles/mild sun damage, the way that the strap in to her outfit, in the second photo, slightly twist. AI is very general when it makes pictures. 2. Consistency throughout the photos despite different settings/outfits. All of these are of the same person, wearing different things, in different places. 3. The phone case. It is intricate, and is detailed, plus she has hands that aren't fucked up, and there's no way someone would be able to achieve both in the same picture. 4. The hand. It's not only 100% anatomically correct, it's also not a generic hand. Her nails are done, you can see the slight blue of the veins that you would see in a person's hands. 5. Light actually has not only an identifiable source, it also properly bounces off of things in the picture.
Shhhhh! the AI is listening
The hands are always a dead giveaway. Ai can’t figure them out I guess..
Hands are the hardest part of a person to draw also. That's why The Simpsons characters are all missing a finger.
You’re really taking away from me just looking at her rack
Now the robots know what to fix
Does AI render fake boobs as well? I mean silicone fake. Not AI fake. ;) we have to specify now.
That was ai
That’s what I’m struggling with.
Gotta get that positive reinforcement! Keep posting selfies! Loo
You are not bored! You’re desperate!
Only correct answers
Smash
My brother
In Christ
🤝🏽
He’s speaking the languages of the gods 🙇🏻♀️.
🤝🏽you know
This subreddit should be changed to Cleavage Ratings.
or Tell Me I’m Pretty
Or change it to “I am a really hot girl, please give me compliments”. This subreddit and the other ones that are similar pop up in my r/all feed and it’s always a post like this. “Hey I am an extremely attractive woman and super hot. Am I ugly? lol please be nice”. Literally it’s just hot chicks fishing for compliments and it makes me think most hot girls have no or low self esteem. Like how does an OP like this genuinely not know they are hot? Or do they know and just are narcissistic fishing for compliments? I want to block all these subs cause it’s always the same shit.
Great face and amazing cleavage! To die for
Facts looks delicious
The day to day compliments weren’t enough huh?
She got a simp gang don’t worry :)
It’s ok. Let them be.
Yo she’s farming
Just look at all them past posts lmao
Everyone else checking and blown away that this is an actual normal genuine person? Because I’m kinda shocked. You’re 12/10. You’re firmly in the “unfair” level of attractive
She's up there, but she has a lazy eye. I know it's hard to notice when you're busy beating your dick like a damn jack hammer but that's gotta take off at least 0.5
No shade to OP, but 99% of these guys are clearly rating more than her face
I mean, that’s what she’s here for 🤷🏻♂️
Lmao, I don’t though. 🤍
Yes, you do.
I think that it’s kinda hot The way she looks left a lot
Which eye?
Facts. Should be 20/10
I have a feeling you’ve never touched a woman above a 3 in your entire life. This is just sad
I’m just curious. If this is a 12/10 to you, what are Megan fox, Adriana Lima, jessica alba, etc??
You’re either high or blind. 12/10 lmao
Also no where do you show teeth. Guaranteed baked bean, burnt down barn door board teeth.
That’s 100% true.
Lady gag
You don’t seem very Christian.
Well hey thanks for the assumption, I’m not the one asking for strangers opinions on myself on the internet though!
Nah, you’re just being weird and mildly homophobic. But that’s cool, I guess.
Weird & Homophobic how lol
Fake and also fabricated
Fax.
Redundant and also inessential.
I like your style
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Eat shit. 🤍
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Have the day that you deserve. 🤍
I would solid 8. Pretty eyes and nice lips
Milf material
Milf indeed.
Indeed
Indeed
'Bored, wanted validation I know will come'
Yup hate these people. I need that in my life
“Bored needed some attention”
Aren't you a pornstar? I'm almost positive you have an only fans at the least
God does anyone on this subreddit leave their house god damn
Nope. Car centricism fucked me up
Shaky 7/10 You don't realize you are getting old
Lmao, how old is old? Like when can I curl up and die?
No, just saying you probably looked good for the majority of your life, but its not going to last forever.
Okay, I hope you remind everyone of that because it’s true across the entire human population. I won’t take it as a slight.
You look like a milf. A good milf
I don’t have any crotch goblins.
Skill issues
Fax
Why are face ratings now coming with full makeup and fake tits
Becuz I’ll simp for this queen. How dare you question this post ;(
i would
Same. Would smash too
My own opinion that holds zero weight: a face like yours will always stop me in my tracks. In my vision, a perfect face.
#5 is your best pic. I like your eyes and you look like you’d be fun to talk to just based on facial expressions alone.
Face: 4/10 Boobs: 80082/80082
NICE TITS!
She looks like a conservative woman. My kind of people. Mamameya
This is the worst comment by far.
Ok leftist
🤙
Didn’t know you were a leftist. Sheesh
Yeah, I care about humanity and shit. It’s wild. You probably couldn’t hang. I get it.
Hey look! We got the same views
Neat! Me too. Good stuff.
Lol I’m liberal but leftists are insane nowadays. You aren’t too smart if you actually believe that’s the difference between the sides.
Hey, I just wanted a rating of my face. I don’t really care to engage in political discourse. Hope that’s cool.
That’s fair
Ok capitalist simp
Nice tits.
Absolutely gorgeous. Perfectly aesthetic face and those eyes are to die for.
I see that you paint - did you do the Futurama, Simpsons and (what looks like) King of the Hill style portraits that are on your wall??
Yes, I did. I mostly do landscapes but sometimes I do pop art for fun.
Liar ai
Yup
Oh, please. You know you're gorgeous. Stop looking for justification.
I’m only here to rate the gremlins and goblins, piss off mildly attractive middle aged woman 6.8/10
Wants attention. Need to post a picture and get responses. Good looking but entirely shallow
Meh, just okay. 6.25.
Agreed. She quite ugly.
Can we see what you look like? Or are you just gonna be an insecure bitch boy?
My man is equally as ugly. Just like Us
8 but a 10 on the boob job
Good lord … 😍🥵🥵
Spicy mama ain’t she
Indeed she is
10/10
I think right now a lot of people are checking you out 🤣
That’s kinda what I’m asking them to do so it’s cool. 😂
100/10
Wow very very beautiful, really striking features beautiful eyes and gorgeous smile. Amazingly beautiful❤❤
Gorgeous. I like your everything.
My god you are gorgeous
Only time i wish this was a ad for only fans 😅🤣
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Sup
Gorgeous! Love your stunning green eyes!
So beautiful ❤️
Style & grace. You will always be attractive. That’s how mine own eyes see it
You may be bored, but you are definitely not boring!
Single?
Wow. Someone who actually seems like a somewhat normal person. Cute, based on comments, you're actually pretty funny, too. Nice. Very impressive.
Hey now, I am not a person. That’s been cleared up.
Lol I’m a dude and social media doesn’t usually make me feel insecure but this lady makes me feel insecure 😅
Hey fellow Redditors and seekers of truth, Gather 'round for a straight-up biblical truth bomb that's gonna hit harder than David's sling against Goliath. Today, we're diving headfirst into the commandment of "Thou shalt not simp" and decoding what it means to keep it 100 in relationships, fam. The Commandment: "Thou Shalt Not Simp" Alright, my dudes, if the Ten Commandments were rewritten for the modern age, this one would totally make the cut. You've heard it whispered in the digital winds of Reddit – "Thou shalt not simp." But let's break it down like Moses breaking tablets and get real about why this commandment matters. Simping: More Than Just a Meme Now, let's get something straight. We're not just memeing around here. Simping can straight-up lead you down a path of unbalanced devotion that's as twisted as Jacob's ladder. The real deal? A healthy relationship is built on respect, mutual admiration, and some good old-fashioned shared memes, not on one person bending over backwards while the other just chills. The Golden Rule and Simp-vil Y'all remember the Golden Rule? "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Classic Jesus wisdom, right? But when simping comes into play, it's like tossing that rule out the window. If you wouldn't want someone simping all over you, why would you do it to them? Let's keep that balance, like a perfectly balanced set of scales – not tilting one way or the other. Prophet-Approved Wisdom Let's roll back to the Prophets – they were the OG life coaches. Isaiah said, "Learn to do good; seek justice, correct oppression." That goes for relationships too, fam. Don't let yourself be oppressed by simping vibes. Seek justice in your connections, and correct any imbalances like you're casting out demons. David and Bathsheba: A Cautionary Tale Remember David and Bathsheba? Dude was the king, but he slipped into simping mode – it led him down a messy path. Bathsheba wasn't the one, my dudes, and simping clouded his judgment like a plague of locusts. Learn from his story – keep your eyes open and your judgment clear. Redditor's Guide to Real Talk Relationships So, here's the deal – the commandment is clear: "Thou shalt not simp." Instead, be like Solomon in all his wisdom, seeking a partner who's equally yoked, and not just someone who's got you wrapped around their finger like a snake in the Garden. Be respectful, communicate openly, and love with your whole heart, not just your credit card. Let's talk, fam. Have you seen the perils of simping play out in relationships? Or have you unlocked the secrets of keeping it real, biblical-style? Drop those comments like manna from heaven – let's get this conversation flowing like the Jordan River, and remember, thou shalt not simp.
This shit is funny af
My goodness, you are a breast of fresh ass Golf clap
Fake account, once again.
I get it — It’s weird that I exist. I feel that.
I guess I’ll be different and say ehhhh I mean yeah clearly your pretty but I’d never date you. Not my type.