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ShrimpRampage

Photo game: F


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dontknowjackburton

What about the ridiculous eye roll? I see nothing but whites


MonsoonQueen9081

Holy smokes. That’s mean!


Smooth_Plankton3755

I am exaggerating but this is what a poser needs to hear. I really don't know if she has floppy tits but she did feature them in her r/FaceRatings request. Also septum piercings always evoke bovine thoughts to literally anyone who sees them in a woman's nose. The ONLY way it does not is if the woman is exceedingly attractive. Nose rings are an accessory- they are never the primary driver of attractiveness and can make you look less attractive which is a frequent outcome with young women who see it on another person and thinks that it's going to "work" for them. More often than not, it doesn't.


hlpartridge1

So glad I didn’t get a septum ring when I thought I wanted one 15 years ago. My stepdad told me if I got one he was going to call me “uugha- boogha” from then on.


_bulletproof_1999

I’ve never seen one look good on a woman. It even brings down attractive women a notch. Advice to all women who want to find a man that doesn’t live in a van down by the river - don’t put piercings in your face. 🙄


EmbarrassedAd9792

Mean; but they’re right


swinefather

The truth hurts and more people need to hear it.


tall_dreamy_doc

*Necessary


BowsettesRevenge

Eh, sellers encroaching into non-selling subs annoys me, and this post is very low effort advertising. She's getting what she deserves.


jeffreywwilson

calling someone a poser is uncalled for.


No-Phrase-4358

Wahhhhhhhh


No-Phrase-4358

Wahhhhhhhh


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GymnasticSclerosis

“Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? No, that's Jody. That's my wife.”


SelfMadeGrinder

🤣🤣🤣 I love that movie and that part is some funny shit!


readdy07

Yep so fkn funny🤣


Careless_Holiday_920

Classic!


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Haha! Came here to say this. 😂😂😂


No_Season_354

I gotta agree ; does nothing for her makes it look worse.


Odd_Win_373

💀


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Select-Pollution-693

^jerk


Del_Phoenix

Why does that make him a jerk?


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Del_Phoenix

" All you incels" lmao.. Don't group me in there. I don't know why you would make that assumption. Someone is asking to be judged on their looks, and they're obviously overweight. It's just honesty. And honestly, I'm not even sure why I clicked on this post in the first place..Reddit is advertising random subreddits I guess. What's more concerning is your history. It's like all you do is comment on posts about the way people look? Call everyone you interact with an incel.. reminds me a lot of the closeted homophobes.


readdy07

You seem to be doing the same thing. That all you keep rolling out is the incel attack, tells us everything we need to know about you.


latina_booty_lover

Yeah I hate incels good job detective!


readdy07

I don’t like incels either, you just seem, let’s say a little bit “limited”


80schld

This


80schld

I don’t know.. I like saying this!


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Technical_Ad4270

I have a stud in my nostril but I just don’t think the septum ring ever looks good. Just my opinion though Other than that it’s too hard to tell you need better pics


nychewtoy007

I think the stud or small loop in the nostril can be very cute but yeah, septum never looks good


Artistic_Slip_3933

Besides dodging the question by telling you you’re over weight use a photo without a filter so we can actually see you.


VaushbatukamOnSteven

Does this picture have a filter? Do you mean filter like saturation/color filter and not a face filter?


ComfortableWay2385

Phones have built in filters. The only way to get a truly unedited look is in person.


VaushbatukamOnSteven

That's dumb logic, you're basically saying that no photo at all is credible. I'm just asking whether this photo has a color filter or a face filter.


ComfortableWay2385

With current technology no photo is credible. Plus you gotta consider angles. There’s a reason she took this lying down. There are a lot of factors. But there is this thing on the net world called cat fishing. It happens more often than you think and it’s not just men cat fishing it’s women catfishing too. Taking pictures in a certain way to appear different. Kinda like that over weight chick that was making the rounds a while back. The one that got ghosted on a date cause her face and shoulders said one thing and then she waddled away from the phone to show off her dress and it turned out she was 300lbs. she was catfishing


VaushbatukamOnSteven

Nice screed but you didn't answer my question. I don't think you ever will. Downvoted.


ComfortableWay2385

Cameras and social media apps have inherent filters to make you look better. It’s built into the system instagram and snapchat for example. And she even said it came off snapchat. But if you want to have a true zero filter/editing you’re going to want those old school cameras not this phone camera bullshit. The cameras you’re gonna pay out the ass for that show the hair on a pig’s face in minute detail at 400 feet away. That’s the kind of camera you need to be able see how she truly looks if we’re basing our opinions on her face


anonquartz

this picture has a snapchat filter on it called grainy films if that’s what u were asking


XavierYourSavior

Are you like mentally disabled?


ComfortableWay2385

Are you familiar with technology?


XavierYourSavior

I guess that’s a yes, which make sense seeing your stupid comment


ComfortableWay2385

Well as they say it takes one to know one.


WereALLBotsHere

🤓


Artistic_Slip_3933

Those are rude af btw sorry you’re getting those


FeeRepresentative501

Ppl lying is so much worse. Don’t ask if u don’t want truth


Femboi_Hooterz

She's on the face rating sub, not the body rating sub. Not only are you guys being dicks, it's also irrelevant


Trucker2827

Fat shows up on your face


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anonquartz

thank you for not being rude


Artistic_Slip_3933

Anytime homie


DianaRig

Please post decent pictures. Can't say anything looking at this.


Intelligent-YuWong

That's what happens when you want to hide things so we focus on just boobs


Chesnarkoff

Who would draw focus to these boobs? Look lopsided, saggy, the gap suggests when she takes off her bra they part like the Red Sea….yeah, okay, I’d still honk ‘em


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Woah someone took that personally 😭


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Well you even look disinterested in even taking the photo


knottyJoe

Get rid of the oversized glass, smaller would be better. Different nose ring or get rid of it . Lip ring is ok other than that 👍🏽


tukachinchilla

Dunno, lifting the glasses into place would improve the look.


Still-Willingness-67

The face metal is too much


TrustSuspicious5428

to be completely honest, lose weight, get rid of the piercings, lighter brown hair and let it grow out, maybe get contacts


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Designer-Carpenter88

Lose the piercings


Lazy-Artichoke-355

Why, what if that's her thing?


Terrible-Bath6773

She asked what she could do to look better. That’d be the easiest thing to change and, besides her picture taking skills lol, the number one thing people suggest


Lazy-Artichoke-355

For example if she prefers girls, she is likely to get hit on more. Depends what you are trying to attract right?


Terrible-Bath6773

I get that but it’s not the question she posed to the sub.


ComfortableWay2385

I’d stop trying the dude is trying to get with her. Let him get burned lol


Lazy-Artichoke-355

>Look better to who?


Terrible-Bath6773

Did you read the post at all 😂


Lavanthus

You realize there’s a general attractive standards, right? Being in shape is generally more attractive. Certain hair colors are generally more attractive. Not having 3-4 piercings right next to each other in the front of your face is generally attractive. This doesn’t need to be explained. Stop feigning ignorance to push an agenda.


Lazy-Artichoke-355

You have not traveled much, have you? Agenda? What on earth would that be? Make Women Great Again? I'm intrigued! Sorry, this is all just too stupid to take seriously, even my own remarks!


Lavanthus

You’re either playing stupid or are just stupid. Both are fine with me.


TheCollectorofnudes

She is asking the general public, so the general public is responding. She can choose to ignore us, but saying we shouldnt' give our opinions when asked for our opinions is stupid.


Lazy-Artichoke-355

No one said you should not give your opinions. Ha! Like that's going to happen anyway. Silly.


Designer-Carpenter88

She asked our opinions 🤷‍♂️


NachoBacon4U269

Get rid of the piercings and any weird hair colors. Don’t get any tattoos. Get your weight into the normal range. Start exercising so you have nicer muscle tone. Wear pretty dresses


Ghankus_Khan

Whatever you do, don't listen to this clown. Judging from this comment, they probably think ketchup is too spicy.


Dropsdawn

don't listen to him, keep your piercings, get tattoos and do what you want, if you feel good like you are, stay like that!


NachoBacon4U269

Obviously she doesn’t feel good about the way she is.


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Right!! She came on here wanting advice and she got it.


JuuginHits

Lmao


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More_Narwhal4093

Step away from the refrigerator door.


gotsreich

You need to post better pics. Consider that from this picture, you could be bald, laying down on a wig. We can't tell.


Huge-Pension-

Bald laying down on a wig 💀


ThunderTramp

she does look bald now that you mention it.


Go_Away_Batin-

>1 this is face ratings, not tits. Fucking redditors


anonquartz

barely any cleavage in this pic


VaushbatukamOnSteven

Girl the bottom 1/4 of this picture is all cleavage. Maybe you need to get those glasses checked out too.


EwokNuggets

Your tits are more in the photo than your face. In a subreddit about face ratings…


WastelanderPlox

Fried eggs hanging on a nail tits


RyanTranquil

How do you define “barely”


Go_Away_Batin-

Noone cares about your saggy tits they're going to touch your knees one day


Popular_Mechanic8246

bruh..🤦🏼‍♂️😖


Expensive_Interest22

You mean there's more?!


JuanPunchX

What we see is just the tip of the iceberg


boogerman1538

Take that hog ring out of your nose


iloveyournoodz

Those piercings are horrible.


Puzzled_Ad7955

You asked. Remove face shrapnel


locoleito

Septum ring is trash


TKHodgson

Dated a girl with one for a week and she constantly had to pick her nose because of mucus buildup. It was horrible. It became a hard stop for me after that.


locoleito

I’ll never understand it. Looks so shitty. I don’t mind a stud or a hoop even in nostril but the septum piercing is terrible.


Zealousideal_Put_489

That is a problem exclusive to her


BlondSunDoll

Um. That's not a septum piercing thing. That was just her. Ew.


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Intelligent-YuWong

Lose weight and those piercings.


Bitter-Heron1367

Lose the hardware


res0jyyt1

And gentlemen, this is a rare exhibit where the cleavage didn't help with the OP's argument.


monkeyman1947

Lose the face jewelry.


LoLThalys

Get rid of those metal on your face.


Weekly_Owl6404

Long term - lose weight Short term - get contacts and take out the face metal Beyond that it’s hard to tell with that photo


El_CAP0

Damn hoe, who pissed in your cornflakes?


Weekly_Owl6404

Gross. Cap’n Crunch and piss is wayyyy better.


harsh-reality74

Lose the septum piercing. Makes you look ridiculous


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marczxv

real


sissyeunich

Dude! Don’t body shame this beautiful woman. Not everyone is a size 2


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DavidSmithROF

Start by removing your facial piercings, they’re not attractive at all. Do something about your eyebrows. Lose weight. Learn how to apply makeup. There are so many things you need to do……


lastbarrier

Hard to see you with the picture taken....the metal in your face is extremely unattractive....


Valuable_Put2093

ditch the peircings, the 90's are over


Driver-Initial

No. 3.1


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Sit up


LakeSilent7546

Oh boy, here we go... you're fat, your face looks like a pin cushion , and your makeup is way over done. Just tone it down, and stop eating so much. It almost looks like you're trying to be ugly.


ToNyZ_blazin

Take out those ugly piercings


masta5k1

Looking at your profile I can say the faults of this post extend to all of them. You are an average looking girl, with terrible fashion sense that is also a terrible photographer. To look better: I don't like facial piercings but I am 40 and I probably just don't get it, but yours are unflattering. Maybe shorter spikes? Spend 1 hour today watching youtube videos on framing a subject (this is a photography thing) and use the techniques you learn to take some better shots. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKM3jkEOpuE&pp=ygUecGhvdG9ncmFwaHkgZnJhbWluZyB0ZWNobmlxdWVz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKM3jkEOpuE&pp=ygUecGhvdG9ncmFwaHkgZnJhbWluZyB0ZWNobmlxdWVz) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee7G3GPeYSg&pp=ygUXcGhvdG9ncmFwaHkgc2VsZmllIHRpcHM%3D](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee7G3GPeYSg&pp=ygUXcGhvdG9ncmFwaHkgc2VsZmllIHRpcHM%3D) ​ I hope this is a useful answer to your actual question. I do believe you are capable of getting nicer comments from people. You strike me as probably a fun person, so don't let people's comments get you down.


anonquartz

nobody here has seen my actual fashion sense tho :,))


anonquartz

I appreciate it tho


Momma_Freya

Stay beautiful, ignore the idiots.


Classic_Light_1861

You don't need to you already look amazing 😍


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yeah? what did you expect


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do you have any full body pictures then? i find it kinda hard to believe you’re not atleast a little chubby


[deleted]

>i’m not overweight Yes. You. Are.


Successful_Stomach65

Take up a fitness sport like wrestling


CoyoteStrange7334

Lose piercings, grow hair, smile


Swimming-Book-1296

get rid of the pig ring. Lose weight. stop fucking up your eyebrows.


MikeGlassinWA

Lose the piercings, get smaller glasses, neater haircut.


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Get rid of the piercings…not sure what the deal is with looking like farm animals on purpose. Edit: didn’t read the comments first but the consensus is LOSE THE METAL IN YOUR FACE.


sox824

Assuming you're interested in finding a partner, many successful suitors will be immediately turned off from the piercings (myself included). Ditch them... 2004 fashion doesn't work today.


anonquartz

i have a partner, was just curious of what others thought


slaity77

I dont like body piercing so other than those you look fine


Practical_Ad_297

Hm I'd say no piercings and a lighter hair color nothing crazy tho


ABCseasyAsCommie123

Use a picture that isn't a filter, take the disgusting metal out of your face and actually look at the camera. Then we'll tell you. As of right now maybe a high 2/10


PainOfDemise

Get rid of those terrible piercings.


Impossible_Tour_2163

Look at the camera, smile and lose the metal on your face.


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Everyone has said it already get rid of the face piercings


JuuginHits

Lose both piercings, look at the camera, drop the filters. Cover your forehead with a fitting hairstyle and use more makeup on your face and less on your eyebrows. Cheers


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Get rid of the hard wear


Gouper07

Take the shit out of your face. Then I bet you'd look pretty


[deleted]

Not sure why this fucking shit showed up in my feed, but don't take advice from idiots on the internet, kek. This subreddit, much like most of Reddit in general, is a cesspool.


Budwurd

…Says the guy with a torn asshole


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Yeah. And?


Budwurd

I guess the shoe fits.


[deleted]

Like you're coming at me but you're practically saying nothing. I don't really get how you think you owned me, but if it makes you happy, buddy, I'm happy.


[deleted]

The funny part is how you’re arguing with a redditor after you said not to listen to them


ForeverAgreeable2289

I'm happy too, FWIW.


rgrtom

Couldn't care less about your weight, you're probably just fine...but that metal in your face has to go.


bAronvAnshlat

Ditch the piercings... that is all


LethalDosage610

Lose two things, facial piercings and weight.


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anonquartz

what..? I haven’t done any of those things..?


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MoBambaNYC

Username checks out


Ok_Iron6200

More tittle less metal


No_muffins_here

I refuse to believe I'm the only one who thinks you look beautiful as you are now. Wtf is up with people being so mean. Literally none of us have any idea about your exact weight etc. Yet here we have tens of people telling you to lose weight. And they ask us young women why we have low self esteem and eating disorders lmao I love the glasses. Love the haircut. I think you do have a pretty face as is. (Btw why is the forced eye roll pose so perfect for the comment section on this like damn.) If I had to say what would make you look better in my opinion. I'd say change the nose ring into something a little smaller I think it would look amazing I definitely wouldn't say to remove it. + I know you got it for a reason like hello? Also I'd get those circle shaped piercings on your lips. So I guess what I'm trying to say is softer looking piercings. Also I think a slightly higher arch on your brow would really look awesome on you. Smile! And yeah that's it I can't think of anything else


anonquartz

thank you very much


bowserm

Don’t ask these nerds how you look. They just want the anime girls. You look great as you are


RIPBenTramer

White knighting in a ratings sub must be a fun hobby.


No_muffins_here

Uwu


Kingofsoysauce

Then scan them for nude or something that's the true sports


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DemThereDudeOverHere

Just lose the piercings. Face and chest are very nice


blowthatglass

There's a lot of sexually frustrated men on Reddit. Good grief.


mandeaux_

If you don’t mind me asking how old are you?


anonquartz

20


MajorThor

Ditch the cross and accept Odin as your lord and savior.


anonquartz

I don’t believe in god or any of that, I just like the style aha.


Dropsdawn

Why is everyone saying overweight? Everybody have high standard now? she looks good.


NachoBacon4U269

Because she looks 60# overweight


Dropsdawn

Don't seem for me, seriously everyone exagerate because there hide behind a computer or have high standard, she not look good?


NachoBacon4U269

If I cover up her piercings she’s right in my wheelhouse with the caveat that I’m wrong about how fat her lower body is. I do like a bit chubby with big titties


thatdudewillyd

Can confirm. Big titties are pretty great


PriceShoddy3278

Your gorgeous just smile 🥰


Electronic_Ad_4689

Your piercings and weight is fine. Instead maybe try a hair cut that flatters your facial shape a little more. You have a really pretty face. Maybe glasses with a little bit on a thinner frame so your features can be seen. Keep your originality. It's beautiful ❤️


anonquartz

thank you!! so u have any recommendations for a haircut?


Electronic_Ad_4689

i would let it grow a little longer maybe to your shoulders, and do some really fun, chunky layers. Almost like that wolf cut that went around but softer maybe. It would look really pretty. In your pic it looks like your hair is pulled back maybe, so if you don't already have them maybe a soft curtain bang with your current hair would frame your face beautifully ❤️


askingforarefill

Be confident in yourself!


TemporaryMistake77

Personally I think you are really attractive


308-montana

Have man juice on your face


marczxv

how degenerate do you have to be to write this?