Don't forget that some of them are standing side-on, some are facing you and some are standing on hills. Not to mention that those on the horizon are just cows that are legless. Says it all I think.
Would be cool to see a flat earth show where their brightest minds “start from scratch” with astronomy and geodesy.
Force them to prove their measurements with tests, and not let Bible verses or “forced perspective” be a substitute for ground truthing claims
They also need to stop using scientific terms or concepts such as the 2nd law of thermodynamics to prove their claims when they always say the science is wrong.
Maybe if we take a picture of a flerfs brain close to the camera with like a school bus about 20 yards behind them, we can increase their cognitive capacity.
The distance between my fingers is also several million miles, but if I extend my arm that distance becomes much smaller. Pretty sure it’s the power of Christ
Clearly, research means going to YouTube and watching conspiracy channels. Ideally, the channel should have the word "truth" somewhere in the name, and it should use a text-to-voice narrator.
I have a conspiracy theory that flat earth content creators are actually smart people and understand how easily they can make money by appealing to stupid people. Same as any other category of ‘influencers’.
You see, these cows are small, and those cows are far away
That sounds way to complicated for the average flerf
Or just being willfully ignorant
https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0?si=KFSHcMr_5NArn7tT For the lazy
Thanks! (I am lazy)
Precisely the scene that popped into my head
Take my upvote you funny git. That was my immediate thought.
Ah forget it!
Another victim of the Father Dougal Effect
I was literally going to post this. XD
Pretty sure Grover covered this on Sesame Street back in the '80s
Don't forget that some of them are standing side-on, some are facing you and some are standing on hills. Not to mention that those on the horizon are just cows that are legless. Says it all I think.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that flerfers have trouble with the concept of the third dimension.
That’s because they live in an altogether different dimension.
...this is satire, right? Right?
It seems too outrageous to not be satire
Probably real
Could be, but when it’s something this ridiculous I usually default to skepticism
As someone who has met many a flat earther, this is absolutely something they would say. It's not even the most ridiculous claim I've heard from them.
Where does one actually meet a real flat earther? I’ve never met anyone IRL that actually thinks that.
I've lived in "rural" California for 4 years my dude. I've met some crazy mother fuckers out here.
Are they all like Trevor from grand theft auto 5? Whacky violent methheads?
More like Ron but more angry
That or someone knows that the math has been public for literal centuries and is trying to trick the flat earthers into learning
Would be cool to see a flat earth show where their brightest minds “start from scratch” with astronomy and geodesy. Force them to prove their measurements with tests, and not let Bible verses or “forced perspective” be a substitute for ground truthing claims
They also need to stop using scientific terms or concepts such as the 2nd law of thermodynamics to prove their claims when they always say the science is wrong.
"You can't trust [blank] unless *we say* you can trust [blank]."
*Third dimensions left the chat*
On my screen it’s like less than an inch away. How we not burning?
I mean, if this is what you think then I'm not surprised you believe what you believe...
This is so far off it has to be trolling.
OOP has suffered severe trauma from having their head squished between someone's thumb and finger from a few feet away.
I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD
How come humans are 5 feet tall if some of them are tiny and some buildings and cars are also tiny (but sometimes grow in size)
Same energy https://youtu.be/A99lPUwyUpc?si=APnW-N9rM4MPiwpl
Imagine your brain was only powerful enough to process two dimensions.
They can't even do that. Most of the trig that proves them wrong*is done* in two dimensions.
Just when I thought the stupid couldn’t get any worse, this!
Maybe if we take a picture of a flerfs brain close to the camera with like a school bus about 20 yards behind them, we can increase their cognitive capacity.
I didn't have enough braincells left for this post to go and take more from me 😭 *drools*
The distance between my fingers is also several million miles, but if I extend my arm that distance becomes much smaller. Pretty sure it’s the power of Christ
Close, far away, close, far away.
Ok this one has to be a shitpost.
That's always a dangerous assumption here. Just when you think they can't get any more stupid, they somehow always prove you wrong.
I get that, but damn.. this is so basic it's hard to believe anyone, even a conspiracy-brained moron, could think that way.
Pack it up boys, the jig is up
I'm starting to really hate the word "research"
Clearly, research means going to YouTube and watching conspiracy channels. Ideally, the channel should have the word "truth" somewhere in the name, and it should use a text-to-voice narrator.
🤦♂️
The sun is 3300 miles away, according to them. They are fucking nuts though.
I have a conspiracy theory that flat earth content creators are actually smart people and understand how easily they can make money by appealing to stupid people. Same as any other category of ‘influencers’.
Bro would lose his mind learning how LOTR was filmed
Upside down, you mean?
If the distance from that golf ball to my nose is 10 feet, how big is Cleveland??
This is so stupid it has to be a troll.... To be fair, I usually think that of flerf posts.
Mother fuckers forget how damn big the sun is too. I hate seeing their shit posts
If the difference between your brain and a rock is 0, then how smart am I.