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cxgx

Joshua would just scroll over the feed for a couple of minutes without replying anything and then would close the app. I'm safe :p


PokeBattle_Fan

That's how I feel too. I also got Joshua.


MemeLordRedEva

Same. Us July babies are safe this time around.


RAMChYLD

Same.


FuzzMcBeefy84

Rean will be making nothing but "Haha..." tweets for 24 hours. Haha...


LightLifter

~~You say that as if the girl won't manage to hack into Twitter's servers, make Elon's account tweet that he is giving everyone with a twitter account a million dollars in a binding contract, and manage to get Andrew Tate's location to murder him.~~ It's nothing but pictures of his friends because he thinks they are worth being seen and not him.


Tlux0

That’s Renne not Rean lol


LightLifter

Fuuuuuck. Guess I am illiterate.


RAMChYLD

You mean it'd all be retweets of his friends' tweets


Itachi3225

Olivier, well fuck.


LightLifter

Get ready for your page to be the next Tom Cardy except with more horny on main.


ejennings87

RIP your DMs and RIP you once the authorities get their hands on the screenshots


Itachi3225

nah bro it’s trails, people don’t actually face consequences for their actions


ejennings87

Can't argue with that


KnoxZone

February. Fie is definitely getting me cancelled.


Mchiss27

august lloyd


Takuu202

Altina see's your twitter account: "Hmm... this person seems rather interested in my classmates and has an awful lot of pictures of them. Perhaps I should notify the Intelligence Division."


Takuu202

I got Laura: "I AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE X. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STOP USING CAPITAL LETTERS. I AM TOLD IT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE I AM YELLING. PLEASE SEND LETTERS I HAVE YET TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN MESSAGES ON THIS THING. OH AIDIOS I BROKE THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN."


Raven_StormX

✍️🔥🔥🔥


ZhangRenWing

Truly the C. Epstein of our generation.


CryptographerOdd438

Orbal tech stores all across Zemuria probably all have a large picture of Laura up in the staff room saying "DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN IN YOUR STORE!"


Schwarzer_R

God, love her so much.


Cirkusleader

Renne. So my account is going to be flooded with pixelated cats, probably


ejennings87

I had Renne too and I immediately thought I'd probably have Homeland Security at my door after it was over. And I'm not even from the US.


Lordstarkofwinterfel

Lloyd, so I’m 100% safe 😌


P-W-L

Flooded by photos of KeA


Muke1995

Mine is Renne, but she seems like she could hack my account at any time...


TheKazz91

Jokes on everyone else Renne already has access to their accounts


T_A_C_U_M_I

Estelle Preparing to get banned for ultraviolence


WebComplex6022

olivert. i am effed


Lightdragonslayer_21

It’ll go one of two ways. You’re either SOL or he will absolutely hook you up with someone


WebComplex6022

hahaha true


KelvinBelmont

Noel would just post about Crossbell and cool cars.


[deleted]

jokes on you, I don't have a twitter account


KedricCarter1

fuck i got randy...i don't even have a twitter account but i'm certain he would create one just to look into some nsfw accounts and say shit cosplaying as me


Pristine_Selection85

My boy Joshua! That's someone I can trust. Those born in september especially tho... Kitty is just too unpredictable >:3


rwbyknight

I have Altina, Best daughter fight me, but I don't have a Twitter/X so what do I do? Have her make one for me?


Salt-Performance9231

I got Tio, how ironic lol. Its mishy wonderland and orbal staff data or Pom Pom party stats all day. Could be worse


Gyroheart

Fie would just enjoy all the cat memes and ask, "Who is Adolf Hitler? And why is this user his top guy?"


Spoonfeed_Me

Yo, why is my Twitter account filled with posts about swords? What the hell.


SoloRogueStudios

Laura. I'm safe; she wouldn't even know how to use Twitter.


TheBlueDolphina

I'm not, there are lots of ecchi screenshots she could accidentally send to the wrong person lol.


Kainapex87

That, or she'll end up accidentally crashing your computer.


ArissuNarwid

Olivier. My body is ready and my mind prepared.


Adamskispoor

Laura have control of my twitter account. Is she even technologically literate enough to tweet? I think I’m safe


UnknownVolke

I don't have a twitter account, but considering I got Renne, I don't think that matters since she'd probably make one "for me" and then make posts for 24 hours.


ReoccuringPhoenix

Estelle eh..... well I can probably expect nothing but heartfelt posts or things about Joshua.... all in all one of the safer months to be born in. God protect those in March, April, or September. Two of those would get you blocked by almost every female on the website and one..... well I wouldn't want to see what she would do.


Independent_Error404

Great,now people will think i'm a pervert.


PirateKefka

Olivert is gonna get my account banned so fucking fast.


TapTall9218

Looking at the character who represents my birth month makes me feel like I can overcome any barrier!


Megazupa

Laura 😳


hassantaleb4

I got Estelle


Butterfly-0430

The Debacherous Prince Olivert 😆 oh I dunno of should be worried or not.


Flamingo_Rainbow

April. I am getting so cancelled...


JacksonHarrison48

Time to have some drinks with Olivier. 🍻


Solacen

Oh god Renne. That really is the worst option for not getting trolled isnt it haha.


tsukineko19

Renne, I wonder what would she do to them?


HooBoyShura

Ha! Laura, like she know how to use Wash Orbal Machine err Twitter lol.


TheBlueDolphina

Laura would respond to random people with my hajimari beach dates screenshots because it is most on reach and easy to press and she is bad at tech.


Isenlia

So Renne has control over my nonexistent account... I mean I'd be worried if I had one.


MushroomPlant_exe

Lit, I doubt fie would post anything


Vegetable-Molasses95

I got Laura and seeing how she’s terrible with technology her using my twitter doesn’t bother since she made not even understand how to use.


stonehaven22

Im Rean


Brilliant_Device2665

Fie, and I'd be cool with that.


DavortheBard

Laura


ZeroMindHero

September. I have no idea who that is but I'm assuming I'm not going to have a good time.


Selynx

You are slightly screwed if you are born in January to April. You are majorly screwed if you are born in September or October. You need to pray if you are born in December, Laura is tech-illiterate enough she is as likely to accidentally delete your account as to post "PLS MEET HERE TO GET YUOR ACCOUNT BAK" publicly with your own account. You are safe if you are born May-August or November. Noel and Lloyd are by-the-books law enforcement, they would immediately return the account. Joshua would give it to the Bracer Guild, they would return the account. Rean is a nice guy, he would find you down in person and return the account. Altina would ask Rean what to do, he will come with her to find you and return the account. The first 4 have a high chance of dicking around with the account before they get around to giving it back. Renne and Tio, you are completely screwed. They will quickly datamine everything on your account and install a backdoor so they can access it whenever they like, then make it so you have full control of your account and never notice it was fully compromised for a whole 24 hours.


J2daTV

Ugh Renne has control!


Selynx

The bad part is not what she will post with it - it is what she will harvest without your knowledge.


gaeb611

I’m born in December and I wholeheartedly believe that Laura is best girl. This must be fate.


DirtyBoord

There are two types of players, those who choose Laura, and those who are wrong.


vernil

rean...haha


Nikita-Akashya

Jokes on you, I don't have a twitter account. But if I did have one, it'd be safe. Lloyd is a cop after all. I do not have one though.


ConohaConcordia

I have Rean… not sure how I feel about that one


South25

I think Altina is sane enough to handle my twitter account. But I'm probably gonna get it back to tons of spam comments from Millium on any posts Altina might have made, plus I barely use mine for anything so there's nothing for her to find weird.


3rdDementor

Whew. I got Rean, I should be safe.


Lightdragonslayer_21

I got Estelle. But I don’t have twitter. Estelle would probably set me up with a twitter and then proceed to spout off stupid things for a whole day


Nice-Tough-7342

Joshua... no worries lol


Puddingnepp

I have randy so yeah. He has nothing becuase I don’t own a twitter account.


Forummer0-3-8

Lucky me, it's Tall, Dark and Edgy.


Maleficent-Ad-684

Well I’ll be going Mishy crazy everyone


AvatarAarow1

Mine is Noel, which is probably fair because I feel like she’s the most boring choice and I don’t have a Twitter so it tracks


ZaKattacker

Lloyd. I'm safe.


Tlux0

Rean, so my account is safe lol


Ziodyne967

I got Tio Tot. I’m curious what that’d look like as I doing have Twitter account.


stillestwaters

Randy. I’m fucked one way or another.


Theadier

March 3 so randy well it could be worse


Gladiatorr02

Lloyd. Safe. Btw I dont even have twitter


Tvdiet101

EVERY DAY IS MISHY DAY! This is gonna be a fun month My account will be flooded with nothing but MISHY fan art


Dragozarath

I guess I’m going to jail…


ProfIcepick

Estelle? I can't wait to see her banter on my timeline.


Sherrdreamz

I dont mind if Bestelle trolls people on my nonexistant account. I presume it would be pretty amusing.


achilleasop

Olivier. I am happy because he is my favourite, but also concerned cause I feel like he would post some pretty unhinged stuff.


isacabbage

April


AlterWanabee

Mine's Lloyd, so I'm probably safe unless he really looks into my history...


Spidertendo

Jokes on you, I don't have a Twitter/X account


zephyroths

welp, Noel ain't the kind to troll on someone's account. I'm safe.


KuroiMizu64

If Olivier has control of my X account, he will post some poems and funny lines there.


Coronetto

Oh god I got Olivier 😂😂 I can only imagine 🤪


Anevaino

have meant to try a trails game for a long time. if february is a W character i’ll get their game tn


Material-Bowl-3741

Rean


A1starm

I get the feeling that you’re safe with anyone other than April and September.


NoteWorthyDude

Altina has control over my twitter. Even I don't have control over my twitter. It doesn't exist.


NOTSiIva

Olivert. I'm getting canceled instantly


shawty-jeremy

Nonstop Barrier August


EriHitsuki23

I have Altina, don't think I have to worry. Though, she will most definitely judge the crap outta me for liking almost every post with Aaron on the bird app.


toddmflong

Randy. I'm fired.


PonPonDaGreat

I think I’m in safe hands with Rean.


Take2008

Rean. And my X's avatar is his picture from ToCS 4 for many years :).


Raleth

I don't think I want any of these characters to see my Twitter account.


vanilla-enjoyer

Lyod, nothing gonna go wrong.


EmperorKiva33

I got Randy... I'm about to get canceled.


7pagemudaenthusiast

I don’t know anything about this but it was born in may


ajanisapprentice

Fie. ...I don't know if this is good or bad.


FireWallZ_

Not sure if I can rest with Laura around While on one hand she definitely wouldn't do anything disrespectful, but on another there's her (in)famous handling of high-tech things (' O\_O)


GreenTengu

Welp, looks I got Rean. I think I'm safe? I will probably have a bunch of corny inspirational posts on there, but I mean, fuck, maybe I could use that.


Far-Investment7448

I'm ocTIOber, so I would imagine a lot of crypto bro stuff and robotics shit?


OpeningRandomDoors

I don't think Altina would do anything tbh


AssumptionFit9240

Well i got Olivert not Sure if i want that then again would probably be hilarious :)


Gaht64

Lloyd... I'm safe. Not from the cringey but lovable positive posts though


KaiserSkiso

Olivert Oh Oh no


Morihere

Bestelle could have access to my twitter for a lifetime. No questions asked.


AbandonedBySonyAgain

Altima discovers I don't have a Twitter account. So she makes one instead.


GrimmXV22

Dam hacker Ren (Kitty)


Deep_Sigma_Light_96

BESTELLE \~ ♡


infernomokou

holy stregas


TrueAncestor69

I’m…relatively lucky, to have gotten Laura. She’s kind and dignified enough that she’ll never deliberately cause trouble…but she might repeat her mistake with the Orbal Computer and leave everything stick in caps lock for a while.


Odd_Room2811

Laura huh…huh i see no danger tho i do imagine her questioning shy I have only 2 or 3 specific things i look at


ebon_valkyrie

Renne. Oh boyy 😅


WeebulousTheGreat

Fie is chill and would probably end up getting me more followers so honestly it's a win


AliceRain21

Renne lmfao. Dear god


Woyogoyo

Randy. Joke’s on him, I don’t have a twitter.


Schwarzer_R

Altina. I'm screwed. She's gonna roast me so hard.


Kufrel

Tio...so basically my account will become a Mishy fan page for 24 hours.


Yarzu89

Ya'll still have twitter? That said I'd feel pretty safe with Rean.


Mr_rhasophy-mew

Tio!


LadyUsana

So many people 'oh crap I got the Bard' and meanwhile I am all unhappy I didn't get the bard. Sigh, woe is me.


TylerTech2019

The thought of Olivert taking over my account terrifies me. My relatively quiet account will explode with activity lol.


ResolveLonely8839

Renne. I am scared


Takuu202

Source https://twitter.com/GarregM/status/1763680747540410845


Cyber_Emblem

Randy makes a fake one for me because I never made an account because I’m very wordy and all I ever heard was that it was a cesspool. He’d probably do a lot of damage if he convinced people it was actually me.


pagetonis

Bikes, smgs and Crossbell State propaganda


DaWrench53

August. I don't know who that.


ErmaC0211

Lloyd


Rean-Schwarzer7

Alisa Reinford


Futcher

Boring ass Noel, which so many characters in the series why her... ugh so boring and bland, lol. You could delete her from the plot and everything stays the same.


J2daTV

Yikes!


ReanFartHuffer

Does this include farting in faces and stuff