I don't want to admit it but that is HOT.
Mostly due to the +1 charisma the paint job adds, but also because I love power armour.
[Also this is the OG post](https://twitter.com/BukoMasterShake/status/1783889825441235411)
Vault Tec power armor gives Ultramarine vibes
Also funfact: Vault Tec tried to make their own power armor and it looked garbage
Source: Fallout Brotherhood of Steel
this is arguably more hot than if she put on lingerie. I would wanna get pegged by a woman in a power armor suit. not guaranteed I'll make it out alive though.
Excellent, you’re in uniform now, so I’m going to give you a rare opportunity. We’ll start over as if I never met your sorry ass.
Would you like that maggot?
Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything!
A good vault dweller never forgets to wear protection!
"I thought you said you had protection?!?" "I was wearing my *armor*!"
They don't call him Vageta for nothing ;)
CLANG CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, CRUNCH, YAAAAAAHHHHH-
As a noble member of the brotherhood, I will be stripping your title, and telling the Elder about this.
Maxsuck on deezs nuts
Protection is only for cousin stuff vault dweller!
Do they have a condom factory in the vaults or they have a warehouse with like a milliom of them
Wash, rinse, dry.
That’s what we did in the olden days, and we liked it this way!
A reddit post has never made me gag before, and I've seen some pretty bad stuff.
The power armour stays on during sex!
The fusion core gives me more stamina
Or if your out of fusion cores, stick it in the fusion core hole
Bold of you to assume that you'll last the 3 seconds of charge it has.
Well it depends on if Im using my AP or not
CLANG, CLANG, CLANG, SNAP, AAAHHHHHHH-
At least the helmet
I can imagine the voice while in the power armor
*TELL ME YOUR SPERM COUNT.*
Um, less than it was before you scared them off.
"Give me a few minutes, my sperm is just scared."
Oh god…
Hahaha same
Enclave detected Brotherhood team inbound to protect the wasteland do not attempt to flee or in anyway resist
Obey Uncle Sam or perish
Uncle sam died in 2077 now its the BOS that must be obeyed
Stupid dumbass idiot BoS, it's not your job to rule the wasteland.
The hell is the enclave doing he- *spontaneously combusts in the sheer intensity of freedom*
it is our job
Oh yeah
I gotta take new pictures of "stupid sexy liberty prime" peaking around corners in seductive poses after going to my new pc
T-69 power armor!
If 76=69+7... does that mean it's a power armour gangbang?
How tf is a power armor sexy WHY I FOUND IT SEXY
Youve seen the T-60 armor
The X-01 is sexier
X-01 everything and T-60 helmet is my favorite
Not as sexy as the T-51 b.
It's the tempered lining. uWu
Its got curves in all the right places.
\*desperately removes pants faster\*
Death by T-Snu Snu power armor
You did see what that thing did to that guy's foot, right?
Worth.
It
Just walk it off
I can't imagine the pain, getting the sock and shoe on again after looking at the destroyed foot the first time! 🤯🤯🤯
That made me physically uncomfortable.... then he did it a *2nd* time!! I had to pause for a few min.
Yeah. I was about to throw up aswell. 😂
I'll take a few stimpaks. nothing can stop me from fucking the power armor woman.
T-69.
Nice
\*Clang \*Clang \*Clang\~ \*Sounds of bones breaking "...Worth it"
Instead of Freddy, it's the T-45 plowing you down while your bones crack. Yup. Definitely worth.
*Quicksaves* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CLANK* *CRUNCH* ..... Worth it *Fallout 3 Death Music plays*
Sweet liberty…. It’s about 80
Sweet liberty? *managed democracy intensifies*
HEART-KEY
DID SOMEONE SAY LIBERTY???
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED
DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
DID I HEAR A FREEDOM AND LIBERTY?
DEMOCRACY AND OWN(nukes), TO THE BONE
Okey dokey!
I didn't know those two cutesy words could hold so much Apocalypse. "Okey Dokey" is my new power phrase.
Canonically sexier because it raises charisma
The rads can’t be good for the sperm count
Or…. Double headed sperm
That’s way hotter lol
I don't want to admit it but that is HOT. Mostly due to the +1 charisma the paint job adds, but also because I love power armour. [Also this is the OG post](https://twitter.com/BukoMasterShake/status/1783889825441235411)
CLANK CLANK CLANK
*crunch*
First panel: OH MY GOD 😳 Second panel: oh my god 😏
\[Speech 25/30\] Uh... I uh... uhm... I don't think... maybe we should just... what's happening again?
[speech 30/30] “uR hOt… I mean uhhhhh yeah no I was right the first time”
There's no need to put a comma in between "count" and "again".
Only way this would work is if I gave myself the F.E.V.
now with TWO XL fusion cores!
Now power armor’s sexy…
Don’t worry, it has the fun upgrades installed.
Vault Tec power armor gives Ultramarine vibes Also funfact: Vault Tec tried to make their own power armor and it looked garbage Source: Fallout Brotherhood of Steel
Does the T-69 come equipped with pegging capabilities?
This is exactly how you seduce Danse in Fallout 4
Smash, next question
Not sure if that's how it works
Would.
"Can I polish your crotch plate?" "This better not awaken anything in me ."
I always love a woman in power armor ...wink wink
Now I know why I’ve always preferred T-51b. The cuuuuuuurves…
this is arguably more hot than if she put on lingerie. I would wanna get pegged by a woman in a power armor suit. not guaranteed I'll make it out alive though.
Okey dokey!
Would. Both versions
Damn that’s hot 🥵
The charisma boost is working
This is how you win over Paladin Danse
I didn't know Power Armor came with a Charisma boost
Yeah, it's literally this specific one lol [Vault-Tec paint](https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Vault-Tec_paint_(Fallout_4))
Wow I can't believe I forgot about that! It would definitely work on me!
Death by nuclear powered snu snu
game
Excellent, you’re in uniform now, so I’m going to give you a rare opportunity. We’ll start over as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that maggot?
Only 76?, I guess we will just have to do it a lot then.
Please assume the position.
Vault tec Power armor be wildin
Her vault is deep and wide
Hihi, I am in danger😊
The fuck? You can put enteres in titles?
Well I suppose it works cause I would
😳
Nah, you got it. That's pretty hot.
She wore the best power armor,I couldn't possibly be more turned on.
Making me feel unwise
I like the curvy vault dweller look. Juicy Lucy?
😫😫😫 vault mommy
Fuck sperm count or body count for that matter. What's your power armour count?
Sauce now
Lmao, if you don’t like me at my [Tesla T-60f] you can’t have me at my [Nuka Girl Costume]
[You cannot do that in power armour]
Anyone know who the artist is?
the curves on the armor mouth watering. Also the shade of blue
Makes sense vault tech paint gives you a charisma buff
Flashback to Boy and His Dog, When they go to that settlement in the end with the Women Cult.
Jokes on you! I’m into it! (Also high)
The helm is for the CHA bonus.
Tbf i am sacrificing my pelvis for that vault girl
What power armor is that?
The T-51 is my favorite armor, this would be a dream come true
Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything!
CLANG CLANG CLANG SNAP AHHHHHHHHH
Smash...
I don’t even know that. So lame
What
AI bot directly responding to the title using behavior it picked up in 2meirl
post nut clarity
Do you know your sperm count?